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  • Mikes girlfriend is such an asshole!

  • That bitch of his gf probably never let matt put it in her poop shoot

  • the guy that says come back any time ur moneys always good here.. that was some horiible acting

  • women are the fuckin rake. And yea, he should've nailed petra. Again.

  • petra is a godsend compare to the bitch he had

  • The waitress that walks by is Hot.

  • "Well, my Uncles Les says 'when the money's gone, it's time to move on". So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes!" - ROFL!!

  • "im stuck 2 rocks" how much is that 2k?

  • @91Holdem 2 "RACKS" so 100 chips of whatever denomination

  • kinech is so badass in this movie LOL or however the hell you spell his name...

  • he should of back handed her for going through his pants.

  • lol girlfriends really suck sometimes

  • If i was that girl i would be like, this guy is the bomb.. making cash bein a pimp

  • chao giang ay 9:05

  • Worms morals are highly fluid

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  • what up with the subtitles?

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  • Word has it that the sequel to Rounders is getting geared up to get made!

  • I don't understand why Full Tilt Poker is giving everyone 600$ for signing up with the Referral Code: FTUS600

  • @walterwood19 sucks in the fish, and with the money being paid in installments based on the points that a player can accumulate, FTP can easily score a profit based on the rake it collects from every hand (which is considerable, especially in the hi/lo split games). More fish means more hands they're going to play = bigger rake revenue. At $600 FTP's profit margins are probably slim at best and anything beyond that, they'd be losing money.

  • he should of dumped her like a bad habit for chick at that bar.

  • guys the girl is the moral compound of the story, she has to be bitchy and annoying ;)

  • ahhh....if you don't want the answer don't snoop.

  • Why would u have 25$ chips in a 20/40 game?

  • That girl is such a cunt....she probably won't even lick ur balls if u asked her

  • She's not a slut. Lawyers dates lawyers, and Laak dates Tilly

  • what a bitch, fuk her

  • 1:02 with google transcript LMAO

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  • Matt's girlfriend is such a waste of useless skin for one vagina.

  • @lookaguru LOL........i know jesus man, the hell with letting a girl like that tell me what to do are you kidding me??? you get a girl like that you drop her ass faster than a bad habit

  • @lookaguru she is some pretty naked though... watch boardwalk empire.

  • He needs to drop that legal bitch..she is miserable and makes his life miserable..A dime a dozen!

  • i hate when bitches snoop. its their gossipy fucking nature to want to know fucking everything

  • @ello8702

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    And yes

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  • Petra is a tall glass of water, and dammit she makes me thristy!

  • @loreleiancic man give it up....lol..

  • It's one thing to cheat, but slow rolling someone is horseshit, and pisses me off more than anything else in poker, except cheating, of course lol

  • "slow rolled me son of a bitch" *throws chips* lmao

  • He needs to ditch her. She's keeping him down. Familiar story.

  • F*ck having a girlfriend, they just stop you from doing what you love, in most cases.

    Pussy is easy to come by.

  • @AttackMyAss For women, so is dick...

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  • Matt Damon and Edward Norton. Both great actor.

  • Matt Damon and Edward Norton. Both great actor.

  • LOL "mother fucker slowroll!"

  • hah in every single video 1-12 the top comments involve everyone being pissed at the women in the movie xP

  • lol russians always colluding...

  • he should've quit poker for that fine lady. After all, she has a pussy and she must know better.

  • WOW, Im so fuckin glad my wife isn't like her! Geez shes a bitch

  • There's some hot fuckin' women in this flick...Famke Janssen and Gretchen Mol.

  • I would ditch that woman for the bitch of spades anyday.

  • Mike should ditch that nosey ho, and fuck Petra.....she'll let you play all the cards you want. She even throws the pussy at him later!

  • @phineasgauge69 It's a fictional story.

  • They're not even married and she's got the going through his pockets routine and accusations down like a wife of 10 years.

    He should dump her!

  • this girl is too much

  • Man, she's a bitch.

  • the way she acted when she found his "roll" you would have thought he slept with 20 girls that night

  • Mike should have nailed Petra.

  • GET A STRIPPER BUT DONT PLAY CARDS AND WIN WHAT A BACKWARDS ASS SIDE WAYS BITCH CUNT

  • I HATE WOMEN

  • her cut was 25 percent she got 300 they spent all night and only made 450 a piece?

  • @mpapale6 what is that supposed to be a bad night?

  • @mpapale6 ill take 450 a night, even if it does take all night. especially when he only gave les 220 to start.

  • @mpapale6 I know! I was just thinking that...what a waste. He didn't even double his money. Without a cheating partner, I could easily make that at War in like 15min. lol

  • Haha Knish is the man in this scene.

  • His girlfriend would rather have him at a strip club all night than playing poker....irrational.

  • Shes such a cunt!

  • OMG why did they make this girlfriend character so unlikable

  • @Njordh0

    Yea I hate that bitch.

  • thanks for da movie man ...i enjoyed all the parts

  • @DanieINegreanu

    viri530woodtown1 never commented on this video... so what site is this add for?

  • Hero of the scene definitely Knish.

  • nice to see how all these comments are all made by gamblers! love it

  • They always go through your pockets when your not looking.

  • Actor's feed off of each other and you can just see Ed Norton needed to recoup after that shit show.

  • You can see when actor's get mad at bad acting during scenes. Look at Ed Norton turn his head when "whats her name" comes over sounding like an idiot and bad actor.

  • "I think that stung, Birch!"

  • @ 8:36 is it just me or does that sound like a line Daniel Negreanu might say, the Worm character is very quick witted in the same way D.Negreanu is or is it just me?....

  • "If you want to see this 7th card you'll stop speaking fucking sputnick" Great

  • Good actress Famke Jansen

  • i'm sure you're just talking about pierogies and snow and shit but let's cut it out

  • the guys a cheat. He always has been.

  • She caused him to lose to KJB his mind wasn't right she owes him 30k and this is how she repays him

  • Where can i get poker chips like those at 0:3?

  • Pokerchipsgalaxy guys can hook you up, ask for Luis, these look like Super Diamond Clay Composite Chips about 6cents a piece and you just get them hotstamped to look like those. Homepokeytourney might give you even more in sight, just click on the poker chips link, hope this helps.

  • Hey thats the guy from ER Dr. Kovatch..I think his name is. on the right with the cig.

  • Yep, that's Goran Visnjic. ;)

  • That's the bad part about poker. It's a deterrant from personal relationships. It takes time to win money in a poker game. Time away from your significant other. Do it too often, no matter how much you win, and you'll have no more significant other. Believe it or not, but women care most about attention and communication -- poker kills those!!

  • @jhalas20

    That's kind of like the Stock Market.

  • Never heard of a woman being mad to find a wad of money his man won...thats a first.

  • @Ben1977820

    Any woman that cares more about

    your money than your integrity...

    never really gave a shit about you...

    in the first place.

  • @frickadele good point

  • @Ben1977820 Theirs lots of girls like that. Either you haven't been with enough girls that've been there for the lows, or you've always been up.

  • @Ben1977820 lol, I think there is maybe 1 percent chance.

  • @Ben1977820 She's not mad about the money, she's pissed off because she knows he lied to her. And every woman I've ever met gets fucking pissed when you lie to them lol

  • @GialloHorror once a gambler always a gambler, she shouldn't have asked that question in the first place, its just an unnecessary argument.

  • @Ben1977820 smart women

  • @Ben1977820 its about trust

  • @Ben1977820 ..let me clarify this, I have never seen a woman get upset with a man or men having money...take out the gambling part.

  • Chicago. High spade in the hole wins half the pot. Here Mike, As Jh Ks to start......SCOOP

  • he should have dump that cunt a long time ago

  • she is so annoying

  • He should get her addicted to poker so she shuts the fuck up

  • @wavedave45 he is addicted as you see. Now explain why girls cry when their boyfriends/ husbands addicted to alcohol come back drunk to death? Maybe they see as men going down into the abysal of addiction. Maybe this is the reason why she made what she made in there. This is my opinion only

  • you can tell that ili punk at the table who got up to get coffee is an asshole

  • can someone please tell me the name of the song at the beginning of the video (0:01)?

  • Thanks man

  • 1200 idiot

  • Yes they won 1200 overall, minus the 25% cut means they walked away with 900

  • Her cut was 25%....and he only gave her 300. That means they only walked away with $900. Doesn't seem like that much when you're cheating.

  • check your math :)

  • check your math, he said the WALKED AWAY with 900, 900+300=1200, 300 is 25% of 1200

  • good call.  although it's my comprehension that needs checking, not my math ;)

  • you're both right.

  • fuck all y'all.

  • His girlfriend reminds me of my ex, needless to say she got jogged the fuck on, i hate overbearing girls man!!

  • Anybody else find themself skipping through the bullshit?

  • Nope, only true poker players like this movie.

  • Nah I watched it all, but I was always hoping the next card game would speed along quickly.

    Great film.

  • since when does a girl get mad for finding a big wad of cash on her boyfriend???????

  • when you lose your entire college fund, girlfriends tend to get mad.

  • thats true like me I like poker

  • what a bitch

  • Too right man.

  • she is annoying n so controlling, yeeeuuu.

  • Great line by Knish - "The Same"

  • She's is a Bitch... there are plenty of fish in the sea... that play poker too like my girl and she kicks ass

  • WOW his girlfs an annoying bitch!!..she needs a slap n to pipe right down!!

  • HAHA, I had no idea Chayanne was in this movie.

  • famke is so hot

  • you know what, fuck you and your never ending string of boats, okay?

  • I love that line!

  • okay

  • haha i thought he said bullets

  • YOURE GONNA STOP SPEAKIN FUCKIN SPUTNIK!!!1!...lolol

  • one nevah leaves the bathroom door unlocked!!!! lol

  • I'm pretty sure part 5 is the titty bar scene and thus can't be uploaded due to the adult content.

  • u are very rigth....i have seen rounders like 50 times lol thats what comes next

  • Part 5 would be appreciated. Thanx

  • just type in: Rounders (5/12)

    and the vid will come up for you to watch

  • hmmm . part 5 is missing T_T

    can u upload it plz

  • what did the russian dude say

  • thats why woman and poker don't mix, fucking bitch won't stop breaking his balls!

  • Can someone please put up part5? It's the only one we all don't have! Getrichor fuckoff? and Thanks to EpicNickle for part1 too! Do either of you have Part5? or anyone else? I'm sure we'd ALL appreciate it! Thanks guys! Great Movie!

  • It is just me or the 5/12 is missing?

  • Yeah maybe because of violence or nudity it was against the terms of use, and I think it was removed. Or it might never have been uploaded.

  • where's part 5?

  • Nowadays, every guy acts like they're some kind of hot-shot poker player whenever they sit down at a table...and they all have some story about how they won big playing Texas hold-em

  • As the saying goes..."You'll never guess the beat I took".... "Pay me a dollar and I'll listen"....

  • what saying?

    ...well there oughta be one

  • You'll hear more than your fair share of "professionals" on YouTube saying the "correct" play. I pay em no mind cause their words are as common as finding a dimebag hooker under the El-train.

    As for the saying i meant? I don't let anyone tell me a bad beat story unless they pay me a dollar to listen, cause "i've heard em all". Everyones got a story my friend.

  • when you a lot of beat stories, but you keep playing cause you can turn $200 into $2000 in a 4 hours consistently, then you're a grinder.

    Resorts in East Chicago. I hit it once a month and take solid wins and BAD beats. There are pros in every poker room in the country.

  • lol no one can do that, u playing 2/5? blinds will kill you and no one is gonna fold against u forget about it not possible unless u consistently "lucky"

    u can turn 200 into 700 every 6 hrs is what i call consistent playing 1/2, which i use to do back in my college days, take in the losses and if u are avging more than 40/h is what i call good

  • if you dont think theres a correct way to play any given hand at any given time then thats why your a nobody and phil hellmuth has 11 wsop braceletts!

  • There's a correct way to play any given _situation_, but not a correct way to play any given hand... Funny that you mention a tournament player in a movie where all the playing is cash games.

  • lol, those lines were from the film

  • I can "card sharp" quite well too. btw "Card Shark" is different from "Card Sharp"

    Card sharps' are card cheaters, Card Sharks' are anyone who is good at card games (legit).

  • yea the his girl friend in this movie needs a serious punch in the face...i hate everything about her...why would he even care about that ugly sneaky loser

  • She is a bitch because she doesn't want to be with that has, and in the future could, lose all their money overnight? She has a right not to be cool with that. Also, he promised her he'd quit and lied. She is serious about being a lawyer, and doesn't want to be with a guy that does that as a living. It's pretty understandable.

  • ok thats understood, but if they just put in a good looking girl instead of that whiney ugly loser, i could see why he would care