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  • The content is good I think it feels too scripted until the diss that changed it all you should just riff at any chance you get it flows better. But the pole shift in the act is interesting. Plant a heckler. Lol.

  • wtf is this

    

  • Where's Joe Rogan?

  • In San Fran blowing a tranny...

  • you are intolerable. pull out of it.

  • I can't, I'm stuck in your mom's asshole Rogan...

  • I keep a white board next to my computer with funny things written on it that I heard online... I watched your video... it's blank!

  • Like the moisture in your moms crotch Rogan...

  • -ay buddy who are you?!

  • i'm glad i wasn't in the crowd. you can tell everyone is just forcing laughter so that it's not as awkward when his jokes fail.

  • the only forcing movement is that of my cock which is being shoved down your mothers mouth Rogan...

  • You know you're a shitty comedian when even drunken slobs don't even laugh at one joke..

  • your friends and family are not in the building Rogan. Except your mom in the back fingering herself during my set. Tell that biatch to lose my number...

  • Who is this Asshole?

  • The guy who fucks your mom.

  • I'm so glad this guy was here because I thought it was gonna be that fat fucking loser Joe Rogan. so I clicked Like 42 times

  • wow no one knows who you are and you sound like a retard who cant read a book and hope you wont be a virgin at the age of 50 cunt.

  • 41 ppl are retarded

  • Who the fuck are you???

  • God this is awful. It's like a jealous girl throwing dirt and rocks at the boy she likes, for attention.

    If you really feel so strongly, go challenge him to a fight match in a ring. He'll wear pads and fuck your shit up, and you can tell everybody Joe Rogan fucked you up. Then you can die a happy wannabe.

  • not funny

  • Boring!!!!

  • Here's an idea, have a point to your stories, in comedic terms, it's called a punchline.

  • jonathan gregory you are straight up pathetic. riding rogan's cock harder. all you do is bash on him and use his name to get your videos views. Which is simply embarrassing, train harder and get better at standup and maybe rogan will give you the time of day... then beat your bitch ass.

  • Isn't it sad you've been on his dick for about half your life and he still doesn't know who the fuck you are? Actually, nobody knows who the fuck you are, they came to this video trying to find something from Joe Rogan. What a fucking loser.

  • @rossini921 yep i came here looking for a video of joe rogan arguing with a heckler.

  • 41 likes... y would neone make 41 diff youtube profiles in order to like their own sad as hell video?... out wait... u would XD it only makes sense then when u sit down and rewatch this sad clip u think... omg 41 ppl like me! yay! im popular!

  • I like how the Uploaders own comments get removed to negative votes

    lol

  • You watch: This guys gonna blow up. And by blow up i mean strap a bomb to himself taking many people with him.

  • This guy is not funny.. poor mother fucker.

  • hehe some1 has issues

  • horrible

  • wow this was REALLY boring. Most of the video was just him bitching about Joe Rogan.

    If you watched this hoping for something funny and were sadly disappointed watch the comedian Earthquake. He is SOOO funny it will definitely make up for this sad excuse for a comedian.

  • is this guy fuckin delusional

  • dude, this guy is fuckin crazy!!! He's calling everyone that comments something negative "joe rogan" Wtf? anyways ur comedy sucks and fuck you jonathan.

  • I also agree that you should do something significant so that you can be considered "famous" already, but only so that Joe Rogan can choke you out... or (preferably) dislocate your jaw. K, thanks.

  • you're fucking horrible

  • you suck, and you're very boring, few too many hits to the head maybe? and i can't believe you even think you're in any position to try and call out joe rogan, you're an untalented, unfunny dumbass and joe rogan would kick you're ass

  • slash douchbag 

  • complete fuckiin loser!!

  • You are flagged as a fraud. You sad lunatic.

  • You are flagged for spam/misleading text. You cunt.

  • Congratulations, I believe you have a record on YouTube for the likes vs. dislikes.

  • This is not stand-up comedy. Sit down.

  • What this guy doesnt realize is that if he actually made a move on joe he probably wouldnt have any mercy and would probably bash his fucking skull against the floor like a basket ball until his brain came out and hed get away with murder too because he was just defending himself.

  • I hope you get hit by a car full of gay guys and when your on the ground bleeding out they put you in the trunk take you home and rape your ass until you die. ONce you die i hope they chop your body up and melt it down to be made into 100's of black dildo's that gays use to cram up their bums....YOU SUCK

  • fuck you

  • Anyone who has a problem with Joe Rogan must be a fucking close minded idiot. Rogan would tear this guy a new asshole because he tells it like it is. At least Jonathan Gregory was right about one thing, his material sucks. Eat a dick you little bitch.

  • Anyone who has a problem with Joe Rogan must be a fucking close minded idiot. Rogan would tear this guy a new asshole because he tells it like it is. At least Jonathan Gregory was right about one thing, his material sucks. Eat a dick you fagot:)

  • OMG, this is fuckin retarded. I've never seen a video with more dislikes than likes, till now. Even Jerry Sinfeld has more talent than this assclown.

  • You suck a bag of dicks you psychopath, Joe has a career, hes not going to see your camcorder recording of 5 minutes of introducing yourself to a crowd without jokes, and leaving. This does not make you a comic, even by definition , non of this is funny. Joe told you to become famous, which by his standards (mma champion and classic, respected comedian) is more than just saying you are an actor, comedian, and have 3 degrees, which shows you cant make it on your own and live off your parents

  • @theNC3001 dude i cant even believe this is real.. please i need to talk to someone about this psycho fuck.

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  • Is this guy crazy?? He apparently has never seen Joe Rogan fight and just becuase hes an ametuar boxing trainer doesnt mean he can take on a pro MMA fighter. YOUR NOT FUNNY!!!! And if you respond to this im not Joe Rogan so SHUT UP!!!!! SHIT your a fucking joke man Joe Rogan would beat your ass!!! BITCH!!!!

  • @SilentButDeadly241 joe has never been a pro mma fighter, wtf are u smoking on ? joe used to do taekwondo, and he trains BJJ with bravo.

    wtf profesional mma fighter? lol.

    pls gtfo.

  • It's funny because he loves cock

  • What annoys me most is when he replies to people in the comments as Joe Rogan.

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  • YOUR COMEDY MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH A BABY ... YOU SUCK!

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  • I agree with DeezNuetz. This set sucked so much that they had to keep turning the music up to try to give you the hint. Drop the microphone and kill yourself already.

  • Just wasted 10sec of my life.

  • Jonathan Gregory, bottom line: You are just not that funny...

  • For someone that hates on Joe Rogan so much you coast on A LOT of his success as means to getting wider exposure for your comedy. The irony of this situation is that you're just showing everyone how terrible you are. I take joy in knowing you will die with only hate and jealousy in your heart.

  • This dude isnt real...Cant be.

  • You really have something for Joe Rogan. The last time I heard a man talk about another man for that long it was a recap of my gay friend's date.

  • wow. actually i feel sorry for this guy....its just, pathetic... what a turd.... being a hardcore failure made him crazy, and he needs someone to blame for it. or he wants to get famous as joe rogans insane arch nemesis.

  • fuck you for disgracing the great Joe Rogan's name you fucking wannabe-profound douche bag. Did you write your jokes in fucking crayon while huffing crazy glue and eating paint chips? that firefox joke made me want to tear my face off and throw it out of a speeding car on the 405 during rush hour. Please, I know you're not supposed to care what people think about you or whatever, but don't trick us into that sort of torture..i was really hoping to see 10 mins of Rogan verbal assault :(

  • that was hands down the worst stand up act i have ever seen. you where hillarious, but i was laughing at how horrible you where. wow that must have been embarasing

  • Watched about 90 seconds of that and felt strangely depressed afterwards....

  • This is really bad, some bad acts I watch fully this one I had to stop watching within the first minute.

  • get a life

  • flag this bullshit people

  • I want that 1:11 of my life back. Cannot take any more.

  • To johnathangregory, I think your jokes are funny.

    Signed, pulling your hand away when asking for a high five, can of peanuts with spring loaded snake, and electric buzzer handshake.

    You fucking faillllll!!

  • you suck.. quite a bit

  • I'm pretty convinced that this guy is crazy.

  • I thought the toughest comedian was Joan Rivers.

  • jonathangregory you are an absolute worthless fucking FAILURE. If you seriously think you're going to make it any further than that shit back room of a fucking Denny's restaurant you filmed in you are truely fucking lost.

    Joe Rogan will make you shit yourself in a heartbeat but you are a cockroach not even worth his time so its all a hopeless dream please kill yourself.

  • fuck johnathangregory. 

  • lmao, your performing an old folks home u fag.

  • every1 should flag this video as spam 4 misleading text. Unfunny ass mother fucker.

  • YAWN...... next...

  • FAIL

  • holy fuck do everyone a favor and throw a rope over a rafter and neck yourself you queer fuck. joe rogan owns you motherfucker

  • 41 people just said oh shit, i sneezed and clicked the wrong button

  • You suck pretty bad dude. i didn't even get to the joe rogan part. pretty gay.

  • Kill Jonathan Gregory

  • So, where's joe rogan? who the fuck is this fucking FAG? He's wearing a kill joe shirt? Joe must have missed in this guy's cheerios pretty bad. or shit in them.

  • lol crazy fuckers.

  • best part of the video was the RHCP song in the background

  • @TokerSmurf I know turn it up! This gig actually took place inside a nursing home, its the only gig this loser could get.

  • wow not only are you riding someone else's fame but your terrible. clearly there's a very small group of people in that room and the few who are not your friends woud have had no clue what was going on. you have no carisma and are attampting to jump over a few years of nessisary comedic development by choosing a target in joe rogan who you can make references to instead of actually being clever.

  • @jonathangregory PM me your address. If you live in the Midwest I'll come fight you.

  • @jonathangregory hey man id appreciate it if youd respond to this...it think your fucking funny but how did this joe rogan thing start...btw its hilarious

  • @jonathangregory stop using joe rogan to try and get you 10 mins of fame. this set sucked you only had30 ppl at you show. you have no delivery, no punchline. Get your shit together man, really. and rogan would mess you up in a fight

  • @jonathangregory You are clearly in love with Joe Rogan. You love to hate Joe Rogan. If you were as committed to coming up with a decent act, you might actually get famous as a comedian. Internet fame is not real fame. As an actor, what have you done? I'm curious.

  • @sstjesus Do yourself a favor. Enroll at your local junior college. You can't spell. Every time you post or email someone, they see, in vivid reality how stupid you are. Most people probably never say anything to you. They pitty you. I'm doing you a favor. Get help.

  • joe rogan has multiple jobs. stand up comedian is like his fourth job

  • are you fuckin kiddin me!? this guy is the worst ever!!! dont mean to make ya cry, but this room of 20 people arent even laughing. did you prepare for this show??

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  • @Druss1586 he doesnt hold a deep resent for joe rogan. He is using it as an avenue. An avenue to where i dont know

  • i dont know but comedy is tough. you do what you can to survive for 50 dollars a show. this guy is only a quarter of the way into his career. he could be great someday. not a bad idea in this day and age to pay homage to an awesome comic with hysterical tactics, that joe rogan could possibly appreciate. well done jonathan.

  • You know why everyone says you can't beat Joe Rogan? Because you're not even famous enough on YouTube that you would have to use his name to make yourself known. I feel sorry for the 107,500+ people that were duped here thinking it's JR only to be disappointed by a no talent schmuck. I bet you and Carlos Menstealia are best friends huh? Why don't you make like a dick and beat it.

  • your comedy is shit: jokes are weak, timing is shitty, you can feel your nervousness, use joe rogan to get noticed its so f'n bad...go back to being a motivational speaker

  • wow, you're that pathetic you use someone else's name to get views? I support comedians, but that's just sad

  • Man your a serious dumbass! Get a fuckin life!

  • GET FAMOUS!!!! so we can watch Joe Rogan choke you out. Oh wait, you need talent and people to like you for that to happen... nvm.

  • @jonathangregory And i think you have proven that some obsessive, jealous, crybabies such as yourself, should crawl back into their mommy's cunt and die. And well, if you don't need talent to get famous like me (I'm Joe Rogan now) Then that cant be saying much about yourself considering you don't even have infamy. There's hundreds even thousands of people searching youtube for my (Joe Rogan's) videos, and im sure they come across the bitchy creeper ( You ) comment on the stupidity and forget u

  • @jonathangregory why do you like people hating you so much. respond if you got an answer.

  • @jonathangregory  I wonder what joe's actual youtube channel is..

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  • @jonathangregory You're saying that Joe Rogan doesn't have talent? He definitely has talent because he is one of the only comedians EVER to actually make me genuinely laugh out loud. If he doesn't have talent than no one does and your fuckd faggot! Oh shit just after I finished writing this I realized your that Greggory guy who keeps posting videos on Youtube with Joe Rogan's name in the title just to get views! Try not to call me gay in your response and say that I'm "dick riding" him you bitch

  • @jonathangregory i like joe rogan, i dont like you... i dont think anyone does, your stand up is sooo bad.

  • What a fuckin fake.

  • not funny... joe rogans funny; you're not JR lol.

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK.

    

  • @jonathangregory u r one stupid bitch, i look up shit that joe rogan does i c this and click on it then wtf ur dumbass pops up u stupid cunt ur not funny u suck go die in a fuckin hole

  • @jonathangregory ya u talk about Joe Rogan to much ur probably gay for him and no1 likes ur crap comedy routine they only look to see Joe Rogan but it turns out to be u a little gay fag named Jonathan Gregory

  • u are a dejected prick ! sort your fuckin life out ! Joe rogan has way better material than this shit , pure garbage . faggot !

  • wow, this guy was so pathetic he crashed my laptop. hey jonathan, im joe rogan. you are a tool. the 80's comedy scene called, they want their cliche blazer back.

  • joe rogan would give this dude a hiding, with ease

  • WOW...you a sooo shitty!!!!!!!!!!

  • Pure and utter SHITE!

  • well your intro was correct. pathetic loser...

  • Long story short, making fun of Rogan doesn't make you any better of a comedian. It doesn't make you funny. Calling him a fag isn't amusing, it just makes you look bitter. At the end of the day, who does comedy tours? And sure, you could fight him, but at the end of the day who's on TV? Even if you win, you think he's going to stop making millions? Stop craving attention.

  • Let's be honest here.. I'm not a singer. I don't sing as a result. Know why? Because I'm not good at it, I don't have any training in it, so I don't sing (at least, on stage). I COULD get good at singing if I put the time into it, but it doesn't come naturally to me so I don't pursue it. And if someone said I was a poor singer, I'd laugh it off because I'm aware of that and I'm not terribly self-conscious about it.

  • Making fun of yourself is only funny if you're able to laugh at yourself.. The way you bring yourself down is just depressing, not funny. Also, I'm fairly sure Joe Rogan would whoop your ass.

    Also, how you reply to the comments here makes you look pretty pathetic. You need to get off Rogan's dick, if it lands you your 30 seconds of fame, it will still have no significance past your inability to get his name out of your mouth.

  • @ThisIsJohnnyDish

    Blah blah blah blah Joe Rogan, just more words from a chicken shit.

  • @jonathangregory Oh look at that, you called me Joe Rogan. That's so clever, calling everyone who puts you down Joe Rogan. Still not able to get his name out of your mouth. How I see it is he probably ended up at one of your shows, told you that you weren't funny, and you saw it as an opportunity to make it into the spotlight if you made a huge deal about it. I'm sure Rogan wasn't the first to tell you that you weren't funny, but he's a commentator for the UFC, so why not call him out?

  • @ThisIsJohnnyDish

    I'm not trying to be the World's funniest comedian Joe Rogan, and I don't care if you think I'm funny or not. Not everyone is going to think a comedian is funny, but I have been doing just fine this year making audiences laugh and pleasing club owners by drawing small crowds. I know you're at a much higher level then me as far as a comedic career, but all I have ever claimed to be is the World's Toughest Comedian. All I have to do to prove that is beat you Rogan.

  • @jonathangregory At this point, I'm not sure what you are. Outside of a sellout, I mean. You throw Rogans name in every one of your videos so you get noticed in some desperate hope that someone will try to make you famous and take advantage of the fact that you're clearly willing to do anything to make it. That, or you've got mad gay love for Rogan. Hop off his dick already.

  • @ThisIsJohnnyDish

    Joe Rogan you will write anything to avoid an ass beating you pussy.

  • @jonathangregory You're just trying to leach off of his success, trying to suck off whatever you can.. And I bet you would suck off whatever you can if it would help your resume out. In fact, the number of times "Joe Rogan" has come out of your mouth, I'm surprised you haven't tried to have him come in it as well. I mean, we all see how blatantly hungry you are for his dick.

  • @jonathangregory I sincerely hope Joe Rogan accepts your challenge and knocks your no-talent teeth out. You're not the toughest comedian in the world, because you're not a comedian. Comedians are funny, which you are not. I've even looked at your other material to see if it was any better, but it's not. You're just not funny.

  • @ThisIsJohnnyDish fuck man , somebody has gotta lend this guy some cement shoes and convince him to swim in a lake , or better still fill a bucket with piss and drown him in that , save yourself the money of buying cement and empty your bladder at the same time ....now thats killing 2 birds with one stone , AM I RIGHT PEOPLE?

  • @jonathangregory Whats your deal with Joe Rogan? Did you walk in on him giving it to your mother or something?

  • @jonathangregory

    been doing just fine making audiences laugh?? if this is you in the video, youre in serious denial off stage dbag....like you said your material sucks and you gotta deal with what you got...you should pay rogan for giving you something to do with your life

  • @jonathangregory

    Man show some self pride and put your name in the title. Once I realised you were riding on another person's fame I paused your set, and the only laughs I got were from reading the banter between you and ThisIsJohnnyDish...

  • @ssmicks

    Oh I should put my name in the title like Joe Rogan VS Jonathan Gregory which has ten times the views as this video with over a million. Face it Joe Rogan you're ducking our fight because you're scared of a true galatic champion of the World.

  • @jonathangregory one word.. FAIL.. damn dude I come up with better shit on the toilet... and why would joe rogan be afraid of you?.. you look like a Beetles groupie fag.. find a new profession

  • @ixHENDYxi

    You're not straight, and gay as hell. What are you proving Joe Rogan?

  • I know! He's like that Ke$ha chick that has that "Tick Tock" song or whatever. I saw that video and knew it had to be mockery of everything similar to it because it is far too awful to have been done seriously. The only was it makes sense is that it is satire at it's very finest.

  • I think in order to be a comedian, you have to be funny.

  • Alright, I'm at 6:16 and just paused the video. I came across this just by chance and now feel the need to sit here and type apparently. I'm a huge fan of stand-up comedy, and I tend to be quite critical of what I don't like, and often times of certain bits or mannerisms of comics that I adore. I stopped the video where I did because if I don't go any further, I think I can maybe just believe that this guy is in character. and doing a brilliant and hilarious mock-up of an arrogant entertainer.

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  • @shig27frag I thought of that, but even then, it's not even close to being funny. it's just really, really obnoxious. the jokes he's making aren't the kind you make to total strangers, they're the kind you make to your close friends.

    he's impressive as an athlete, though.

  • @assdoooouuutttt HEH, this sucks, I couldn't fit everything, allow me to continue. here. It's gonna have to be in multiple chunks though

  • .....Now I have no clue what all the Joe Rogan chatter in this is about. I will say that Rogan is an established and respected comic. I don't really care one bit about the UFC, and have never seen an episode of Fear Factor. I know him strictly as a comedian and from a few acting roles.

  • @shig27frag he challenged Joe Rogan (for whatever reason) and Rogan told him to "get famous" and he'd fight him.

  • @assdoooouuutttt Ha! Well it looks like it's been at least a couple years since the "challenge" was made. When/ where did this occur??

  • @shig27frag haven't a clue. nor do I understand why he hates Rogan so much. maybe he's jealous or something.

  • jesus christ this is not funny at all

  • Why do you call everyone on here Joe Rogan? Do you wanna meet him and suck his dick or something? You're fucking obsessed to the maxxxxxx. Fag.

  • OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ITS THE REAL JOE ROGAN

    Dude, start posting videos when you find some talent.

  • Oh my god you are boring! If the crowd interupts you repeatedly and everywhere you go that's a sign YOU SUCK!. So shut the fuck and entertain some elderly people, well maybe not they would commit mass suicide. And if you hate him stop wearing joe rogan shirts and talking about it, for fuck's sake flip burgers you would earn more.

  • you're a pathetic fuck, you couldn't be less funny. Joe rogan isn't a dbag but you clearly are making him out to be one and you yourself clearly are one. I know eight year old kids significantly funnier than you. you material is incredibly unpolished and revolves around the terrible act of, "ahh fuck u...ahhmyfist...ahhfuck...fuck­gays...fucksitshitfuck...ahhfu­ck,

  • Dude!, You're a fucking HACK Comedian! Are you trying to beef with Joe just so you can be famous?. If I was you, I would be to embarrassed to post this garbage you call a set. I almost fell asleep at my computer watching this shit.

    "Thank You For Coming To The Comedy Club Ladies & Gentlemen, And Now For our Next Hack". O&A PARTY ROCK!!!

  • @intresselwetrust

    I do admit it's not that great of a set. Some of my worst stuff, but you keep watching it and commenting on it Joe Rogan. It's clear you're the one with the issue. I've never claimed to be the world's funniest comedian thats to hard. I only stated that I'm the world's toughest comedian and you're my only competition Rogan. Just man up and fight me.

  • Dude shut the fuck up man you're a horrible comedian, horrible human being, I will shit on your chest. This is the most shit talking i've ever done and I am willing to go keyboard warrior & e-thug on your punk ass. You have nobody but 10 old farts behind you and Rogan has an army of fans willing to throw down for him.

  • @zackdelarocha8

    First off Joe Rogan you dont know me as a human being. Secondly you sound like a little winy white middle classed middle school kid bragging about how many kids have has his back. No one is going to be there to help you when that Octagon cage door closes and it's just you and me Joe Rogan.

  • @jonathangregory Kudos for replying back to all your haters I will admit you have that over Rogan. That's funny you think i'm a winy white middle classed kid, seeing as you are winy, you are white, and will make the assumption you are middle class or you would be on the street by now if all you did was do horrible stand up and reply back to all your haters.

  • is whole wanting to fight joe rogan shit is to only help him get famous.. becuz he wants ppl to think he wants to fight joe rogan. but he doesnt.. its just to help him get more views and shit.