The Russians

[AGuyAndAGun]

Why was there a flash of Konata

[realwaluigi]

the Cold War in 49 seconds

[Kirshach]

Here's the true translation from russian, if you need one :D Demo: Come here, buddy, and help us with capturing Engi: That spy ain't on our side. Well done, partner Demo: That's the way you do it! *Laugh* Blue Soldier: Checkmate, Stalingrad Engi: Thanks for the ride, buddy. We have done well there! Demo: Need a dispencer here! Keep building there! Blue Soldier: Go play your pinko chess game with the devil, Commie Engi: Help me capturing the point! >:O *Soldier flies away*

[Breddouson]

I am ЯussiaИ anb I like it

[minecraftrules16]

why didnt the heavy appear, hes russian.

[skysands2008]

i saw anime picture in the top left at 0:12

[YouNoob573]

@skysands2008 where ?

[skysands2008]

@YouNoob573 keep looking at demoman rocket launcher in the beginning

[jihoo134]

In short: Every world war ever.

[PvtPlus]

When did demo get a rocket launcher

[stopperzapper]

@PvtPlus because I am completely and totally concerned with what class gets what weapons when I am setting up a scene and performing aesthetic improvements to a shot.

[kirson007]

I am russia, but meaning of subs dont match with phrases on russian. But... I like it ^^

[sosnihyitca]

озвучка...она ...от балды вставлена

[antoly700]

its funny becouse i know russian and the stuff the guys are saying makes non sence to the sub titels

[Rockerbro3371]

OI What just happened

[TheArtillero99]

poor Ivan U.U

[Subwoofer043]

Man, im russian and i see that sounds dont match the titles. But nice video!

[MCrex007]

@Subwoofer043 Please offer me a literal translation, i would love to see waht non-sense this devil has cursed us with.

[laffytaffy0123]

Just making sure everyone sees this:

Everyone who comments on this video from this point on is FAT. That is all.

[sixten2100]

@laffytaffy0123 that means your fat since you said "is fat. that is all" after "from this point on(wards?)" :D

[laffytaffy0123]

@jedibob5

People who comment on videos and talk trash to each other or about the video are mostly retards anyway.... Oh, and everyone who comments on this video from this point on is FAT. That is all.

[LUPIN90]

THAT SENTRY IS A CAPITALIST SPY!

[randomguy2100]

Poor Ivan.

[RroniXD]

was sonic in dat cornen?

[KAZExNOxSAGA]

It is so wrong but so damned fun! I'm Russian, by the way.

[FederikoShow]

Зачем взяли рус озвучку?lol)))

[Jigsaw100500]

Idiot? Demo says point and help to capture! enge say that spy is not our spy! its awesome mate! demo say good job! and enge say good job! damo say need a dispenser here! enge say help to apture point! idiot!

[ermaslv44]

cum rat

[MilesDoll]

What is that on 0:14 ?

[nickbrick911]

0:14



[gamelordsos]

meet the soldier man that died

[Jedibob5]

Goddamn, people... This video is a joke, get over it.

[crazybuizel]

Poor russian engie :(

[callofdutywordatwar]

0:14 Why u put dis?

[supersonicbros23]

Is this why Russia was pissed at us during the Cold War?

[TheMuhalefet]

Why you guys always mess with Russia?

[maxinator00ful]

Тупые американцы .... даже субтитры не те вставил

P.S Большой палец если вы Русский)

[thebigbadwolf27]

@maxinator00ful Я не Россия, но я уважаю Россию :) (кстати я использую переводчика очень жаль, если он плохой грамматики)

[captaino1]

Poor Ivan :'(

[Resurrectedfantasy]

HahahahxD What the hell?

[o0gman0o]

where's heavy when you need him?

[lolQuote]

I'm russian and it's hard for me to read and listen to them at the same time, tho irony in this strikes me as a good sense of humor.

[JShadowLurker]

Ze sentry, it does nothing,

[unseenmarauder]

rofl! mario party music

[TehHeavy]

worst translation ive ever SEEN

[superme9000]

Da Konata :3

Now where is my damn cookie?

[megalol322]

неверный перевод

[Thulral1]

0:13 carameldansen :D

[TerrorWolfX]

subbed

for the motherland of course

[tarek12mig]

i know russian i can talk russian and it saying other words worng

[OleUndAl]

@Schilcote Yes, though that weren't as much a war as it was just a political battle.

[CaptainCatVII]

And here is how the cold war started

[snakept69]

00:14 just above the demomans rocket launcher konata appears.

Now i ask: "WTF comrade?!"

[Starscream3352]

Well, when Griggs said they wasn't such a thing as a black Russian, he wasn't kidding!

[Kossumies6]

I can't get enough of this vid. :D

I just love how engi reacts.

[VEctor33333]

I am Russian. I lold

[IFailAtSniping]

And the D: face was born...

[clipmaster30001]

did you use the russian voices from napoleon total war?

[ODSTD56]

Anybody see konata in this video?

[hodenkrampf3]

0:13-0:15

[OleUndAl]

I really love how this shows that Russia is just trying to forget about all that used to happen back after world war 2 but the Americans can't just fucking forget it and keep trying to bring it back, sometimes I wondrer if America really wants to start another a war with Russia.

[stopperzapper]

@OleUndAl This.

[demonfurrylover]

@stopperzapper LUCKY STAR PIC!!!!!!!!!!!11!one11!

[AdamSKHaj]

@stopperzapper That.

[Andrewnuva199]

@OleUndAl Aren't we more focused with provoking war in the middle east right now?

[HaxorWolf]

@OleUndAl

Nope.avi

I'm Russian-American, and from what I've seen, no one gives a shit about war.

[iComrade1]

@OleUndAl War is just buisness. Civillian americans and civillian russians want live and work in peaceful.

Насрать, что перевод не тот. А американские стереотипы про русских дают мне возможность посмеяться над самим собой, что очень даже полезно.

[splicerslayer23]

@OleUndAl hey dumbass america never went to war with russia in fact russia was our allies we didnt like them but stalin said that russia would help us fight the japaneese cause originally russia only fought the nazis...i just gave u a fuckin history lesson

[OleUndAl]

@splicerslayer23 Umm... I didn't say, atleast I didn't intend, to say that they went to war, but the Soviet Union and America were at the edge of fighting, also the Soviet Union didn't promise to fight the japanesse, infact the Soviet Union didn't really enter the second wolrd war untill German attacked them, they weren't part of the Alliance forces and wouldn't care much if America feel to the Nazis.

What I am however trying to say is that we keep seeing America, both games and movies, try to

[OleUndAl]

@splicerslayer23 Tell us that the war with Russia might still happen, I mean look at games like Modern Warfare, Bad Company, all of them are having America in war with Russia.

So before you go throwing insults like a small child unable to explain itself perhaps you should shut your mouth.

[splicerslayer23]

@OleUndAl those are video games ass sucker not real life u need to just accept the fact that we will never go to war with russia no matter how bad u want it. sure russia and america disagree on things but thats no reason to go to war. now if russia dropped a bomb on new york city or something then we go to war

[OleUndAl]

@splicerslayer23 Look I know they're just video games, yet they are made in America by America compaines, so clearly someone in America wants to go to war with Russa. I don't want them to go to war though, I'm quite happy how as the world is now. Plus, can we end this argument? You either miss understood me or you just don't really speak too good english.

[countrybluegrass]

@OleUndAl

What the hell are you talking about? There isn't any real-world evidence supporting your claims. Unless you count nagging Russia on its human rights issues "warfare."

[cokeheadbenny]

@OleUndAl uh americans and russians never fought in any war vs each other....except the cold war.....This

[tsetsoooo]

@OleUndAl Ive seen some stupid shit and some stupid trolls...but son,,,trust me when i say...you outdue them all.

[realwaluigi]

@OleUndAl Damn, man. I AM AMERICAN. Wanna make your trolling a little more obvious? .__.

[AFreakingDumbaccount]

this would have been better without subtitles

[orthografe]

Wut? Konata is for the USSR now? :3

[noahx44]

oh yea and ....... the subs are wrong ;D heheh i just love doing that

[ColonelBluesEXE]

Waaaait.... Soldier killed Ivan? The Heavy shall be missed. *hinthintnudgenudge*

[TechnologicsCo]

not poor ivan D:

[tugutoff]

Wrong subs....

Demo:  Здесь нужен раздатчик!

Author's translation: It would appear so, comrade.

Actual meaning: Need a dispenser here!

[Specterish]

It's amazing how many people on Youtube are illiterate, eh?

[jrapcdaikari]

No Heavy?

[Elevator829]

Im learning Russian, and the subtitles are most defiantly wrong. you could have at least had him say "Da" when the subtitles say "yes"

[stopperzapper]

@Elevator829 I will momentarily break my vow of silence towards this video just say one thing. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[noahx44]

@stopperzapper man i feel your pain i have the same problem i make one comment and one year later "fuck you go fuck yourself your fucking stupid derp" and im forced to just say GOD DAMNIT YOU ASSHOLES STOP IT JUST STOP GETTING PISSED OFF AT SOMETHING FROM 1 FUKING YEAR AGO! and i have the same problem with the misunderstanding part too same EXACT problem just tell these dumbasses to go fuck themselves and watch them rage

[Arthuurs11]

@stopperzapper dude you did a great job on this video the translations were funny and cool a second part would be even more cool :D ! guys that are saying this is all wrong their dushbags that cant watch this with enjoyment

[sashiksto]

i love russia :3

[bloodyvideo123]

.....and then Cold War was started

[SgtZaqq]

Этот видео есть смешной и победа мне нравится подписка на остановкавмолния работа

[vbictor97]

Anybody notice at the second 0:14 in the rocket launcher of russian demonan appears konata, even it makes sense because he says konata

[retardedcombine001]

for some reason this reminds me of the russians in bad company 2

[maperche2]

russia is not a real country!you are english man with a dress.

[crazypersonguy72]

Ukrainians are just Russians without hats xD

[JokeriPokeri17]

I have russophobia. 

[MrTheone7410]

And so that was the beginning of the Cold War

[roxasfruit]

RECROIMINIA

[Carlitonsp1]

The Black, Russian, Scottish Soldier.

There are more in existance than most people are aware of.

[MongolRGATA]

KO-NA-TA is DELICIOUS

[Pikatwig]

@MongolRGATA WTF

[drdynanite]

WTF It's just set on random phrases on Russian :C

[1998Navi]

omg my name is Ivan

[connorross123]

ENGINEER IS REZNOV

[falloutfan777]

Poor Ivan :(

[Lugia3210]

A Russian team without Heavy? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Zorg1011]

@Lugia3210 Who needs Heavy when everyone is Russian? -troll faec-

[planka12345]

they are not talking what is wroten in the video!

[vercygentix]

how did you get your audio to translate into russian? mine doesnt work

[TheSpyngas]

KONATA!

[TheSpartalainen]

Did u just see Konata flashing at 0:14 ?? :3

[EddieZaic]

I lol'ed at people below me using the Google Translator.

[SchnookieStudios]

Man, the Soldier is a dick.

[TheSaintGamer]

Строить большие башни

для славного Россия матери

[Stickfactory]

why does everyone complain about the subtitles? the idea is good, the video is good, who cares about the subtitles?

[Bmaster1001]

no heavy?

[Brainz4me]

HALF the point of using Russian was I could add whatever the hell subtitles I wanted to because not everyone would know that it's not correct. - Except for us Slavs...

[stopperzapper]

@Brainz4me OK, OK. I GET IT, I GET IT. I'll have to get around to making that ironic video in which EVERYONE has subtitles that don't match, including the english speaking people. JUST PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU ALL, JUST PLEASE STOP SPAMMING MY COMMENTS POINTING OUT WHAT'S BEEN POINTED OUT A HUNDRED AND TEN TIMES BEFORE!

[malemoogle]

@stopperzapper Hey Zapper, where do I submit a complaint that the translations are wrong?

As a Slav, I feel very offended and must voice my opinion. I also want to complain about your evil capitalistic view on Rossia. Well, hope you get back to me soon. : -)

[SteamandRS]

@Brainz4me what are they really saying then :D

[WireTailMod]

The author should learn Russian

[38647585]

worst translating ever

[SmoukyCze]

worst sentry gun..

[stopperzapper]

@SmoukyCze There's good reasoning as to why it only has a forward firing area. You see, in Soviet Russia, Sentry upgrades Engineer. Since Sentries don't have a melee weapon, they attempt this by shooting the Engineer. Obviously, this isn't very healthy for the Engineer, but if they have proper healing, the upgraded Engineer is a frightening thing. Due to poverty, they lack many medics to achieve this. So, they limit it's targeting area so Engineers can upgrade them.

[CrouchGovnoeshka]

Russian words dont match english subtitles.

This video sucks...

[stopperzapper]

@CrouchGovnoeshka I did that on purpose for irony.

Your comment sucks...

[SwrodMstrShadowShock]

@CrouchGovnoeshka That's the joke...

[Shaeamful]

@CrouchGovnoeshka

Почему вы заботитесь, если субтитры не совпадают? Не все ли равно в видео, как это?

Я не верю в это.

Вы можете поправить меня, если у вас есть точка.

[stopperzapper]

@Shaeamful THIS.

OH SNAP, THIS.

[Mrsnowcone50]

lol konata

[Stogryn]

Communeer just got mentally fucked.

[rosen00000]

why did he do that to poor Ivan :*(

[ShadowTheHeavy]

I think Ivan needs a revival.

[RAVM1987]

R.I.P.

ivan

[ZombieSlayr800]

@ 0:14 you see lucky star character

[booyah344]

@ZombieSlayr800 OH its konata for a second their i thought it was sonic the hedgehog they both have blue hair and are under appreciated

[ZombieSlayr800]

@booyah344 lol sonic and thank you 4 that information :P

[booyah344]

@ZombieSlayr800 no prublem m8

[FalloDeSistema]

One question. Those are the voices from the russian version of TF2? And if not, from where did you take them?

[stopperzapper]

@FalloDeSistema That is correct, it is the Russian language pack for TF2.

[roxasfruit]

flying russian konata's

THEYLL DESTROY US ALL TO MAKE IT HAPPEN

DESTROYUSALL

DESTROYUSALL

[TeamFortressgineer]

KONATA

[sub4aNICEsub]

is it just me, or is it that soldier is more of a Russian bastard than the standing there, combined?

[dropdead156]

at 0:14 look behind the demos shoulder the one he is holding the direct hit with (for some reason) for like half a second there is some anime girl with blue hair

[SuperCaptain12]

Why does the demoman have a direct hit?

[stopperzapper]

@SuperCaptain12 Because I gave it to him.

[engineermovies]

Subtitle are really damn creative, who cares about inaccuracy?

0:27 demo asks for a dispenser :O

[Ghorel]

I wonder how many Russians refer to Americans as "capitalist pigs" behind our backs...

[xKiLLerFeaRx]

i managed to pause at the anime girl :D

[juanpablotito]

konata? NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[BelkaHAAX]

Capitalist spotted

[bmar896]

This would not hvae to end like this :(

[kehnis]

IVAN!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!

[Leoexe12pl]

Sentry should also have an Ushanka.

[MAHBOIwithDINNER]

im russin and demo and engie was saying "Need dispenser here!" "Help me capture the point!"

[fallonsky12]

LOL if only you americans knew what they where sayinh XD

[Boot1998]

I heard the say things and not say things that involve the subtitles, so what if it was just recordings; HMMMM!!!!???

[awesomestuffish]

in real the soldier would get his fat butt kicked > 3 >

why the hell always russians have to die, hm?

[justmymage]

Kill all commies :D

[BlackBlur888]

Damn it, I thought it was Painis Cupcake.

[Woodzdragon]

BLU Soldier, giving new meaning to the term 'Rocket-Propelled Grenade Launcher.'

0:41

[chandlerj333]

aww... poor Ivan...

[SexyPyroButt]

there is no such thing as russia

you are a ukrainian in a furry hat

[501stCZ]

@SexyPyroButt trolololo

[GoupylBoX]

@SexyPyroButt Russian eat furries (and bit fag pride :D)

[DEMax87rus]

Screw the failed translation. Tell me WHY DEMO is Russian?

[stopperzapper]

@DEMax87rus Now HERE is a question worth the time of discussion. Begin.

[luvrickroll]

@stopperzapper It's because Demoman has a Mustache and Beard!