Gabe Newell attempts to ship Episode 3

[MrMoomington]

No-one will live to see it's release. It's already done, but Gabe locked it in a vault, forgot the passcode, and then set it to open in 13042 years. So, release more TF2 now please. Or make TF3. Do it. Or make Left 4 Team Portal 3.

[carcrasher65]

so thats what happened to raccoon city.....

[bul188]

I'm surprised you haven't gone pro with editing like that!

[microwaveshowfan]

why did i find that soo funny?

[Dimentio1000]

You can have Episode 3 when you successfully divide by zero.

[thenukeknowsall]

The person who he landed on an gifted the game did not play Half life 2, Didnt know any consoles nor did own a PC. Causing global rage.

[OverlordYesh]

The odds of Episode 3's release are -2 in 4,646,345,782,435+42

[Ravang100]

After 1000 years oh shit my grand (x 10 ) kids can play then the game and i dont thats not fair :/

[TheMcDucky]

Fatbomb

[Technovir]

the release date for episode three is december 21st 2012

[Dreamer9828]

FUCK AYOOOU WHALE...FUCK AYOO DOLPHIIIIN!

[RangoeRages]

Why the fuck is there pony porn in the suggested videos?? What da fawk?! I remember when that video only had 300 views not its up to 800,000 o_o

[AndersonFamily12]

MEANWHILE AT NAGASAKI: THE FAT MAN GABEN BOMB DROPS

[Vorox17]

2000 years in development lol

[anotherwrld]

This is what would actually happen if episode 3 was released: Because the world could not comprehend its presence.

[ThePootisMan]

this is better than life

[brianimy]

OH SHIT!

I ship Episodex3 too, Valve!

[dylan0dude]

0:16 if you look closely you can see that's the trollface

[SuperMutantSpaceCat]

I'm scared

[josedewish2011]

i've heard that 3drealms are working on half life 3 :P

[megalogo3000]

you just delayed ep3...

[10samm10]

Its not worth the weight, its just a big waist of time.

[taltigolt]

which movie is this 

[H3nkka4444]

i understand this is ment to be a joke, but it ain't funny. People got killed and suffered at hiroshima.

[jarshale]

@H3nkka4444 holy shit people died at hiroshima? no fucking way

[TheHalflife123]

i like that endingxD

[DaVeeKo]

Don't worry, episode 3 will be released, one day before the world ends.

[DryBones95]

@DaVeeKo And stoll a bunch of people will get all the achievements

[MrBossbrenden]

@DaVeeKo Shut the fuck up with your Religous 2012 bullshit i hate people that are that stupid.

[DaVeeKo]

@MrBossbrenden when did i say 2012? I just said it will be released one day before the world ends, that could be in 1 year, or 50 years, either way it would still be a long friggin time.

[hibye654321]

@DaVeeKo So we will have 24 hours to complete Episode 3?

[DaVeeKo]

@hibye654321 haha, most likely at the rate it's been going :P

[ThePlataformer]

@DaVeeKo And the download rate will be 0.5 Kb

[pokblok]

@DaVeeKo and it will be 24 hours and 5 minutes long.

[Theotherguy532]

@DaVeeKo Atleast it will have Been worth the Weight.

[TheSpyngas]

@DaVeeKo well then, let's hope we can play through in less than 1 day :)

[AdamWeith]

Hahahahaaha! :D

[HeavyWeaponsCore]

That was almost 70 years ago! So thisis how long it hs been delayed basicly...

[vgleo42]

This editing has left me speechless.. and you weren't paid for this?

[Ismofani11]

0:49 I always thought he had feet!! :D

[nomadkrad]

After 10,000 YEARS in development, hopefully it would be worth the wait

[legodude3301]

Never underestimate the power of gaben's fat

[symonsolar]

Wheelhouse- Dis is Engi- Hamoginizer is making lots of noise. Should I Off machine or continue til destruction- Please advise- Engi out

[AndrewMatos339]

another day at valve

[FissionNonStop]

i lol'd

[CondeJorge]

Oh well, another month of delay..

[MrFabulous999]

Gasp!

[GarrysGuy123]

FAKE!! Gabe Newell can't count to 3!

[Thatcrazedtroll35]

the thumbnail describes it all

[Pikaajew]

yet gabe made a work place witch makes mills a day

[HeavyWeaponsCore]

Half-Life dosn't work in Japan

It makes too much sense...

[RealGabeNewell]

1, 2, 2.1, 2.2, 2.21, 2.22, 2.221

[arbiter8837]

lol im not fat my name is gabe orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr g-man lol

[117starpower]

now i counted up to 500000000 people calling gabe fat and now it is 500000000 weeks delay till hl 2 episode 3 or half life 3 comes out:( thanks jerks now we can forget about getting episode 3 or half life 3.

[whyareulokkingmyname]

fake , no transportation or moving machine can move the GABEN or even lift him in the air......the only way the gaben moves is by using noclip....

[jamessonic5621]

TheOneHamster, Everytime you call gabe fat Episode 3 gets delayed by 1 week.

[LovecraftianToenail]

So...is this video trying to say that Episode 3 will bomb?

[dachshund103]

worht the weight XD

[jamestump]

This is the last copy we hav'nt eaten XD

Spah sepin microsoft sam

[TheSilverWolfX9]

A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away

[lastEvergreen]

@TheSilverWolfX9 Well then Gabes a fucking dumbass doucher,

[SpeedMan72LWH]

im in the weird part of youtube again...

[bloodhazard67]

I love how all the comments are fat jokes.

[HunterBeck111]

isn't it sad how you guys are the ones who stopped HL3

[ITSbigwillystyle]

Anola Gay: We have successfully dropped Gabe into Japan to start producing episode 3!

HQ: YOU WHAT?

Anola Gay: We...dropped..him?

HQ:FROM A PLANE!?

Anola Gay: yep.

HQ: FOOLS! YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!

[MikuMech]

DON'T WORRY THAT'S JUST THE POWER OF EPISODE 3

[jxd95]

you mor on now the world will be flat

[shaunkings]

I used to ship Episode 3, then It took an arrow to the knee.

[Crossfire990]

@shaunkings You literally comment this on every video..

[Kingddd333]

@shaunkings AW shit I said it wrong lol

[Kingddd333]

@shaunkings Fuck me sideways through my vocal flaps

[GarrettTBuse]

@shaunkings NO! WERE NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE! DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO!

[HelmsCeeko]

Seems ligit

[derkevevin]

WHAT EPISODE 3??

they better release HL3 AND HL4 together for taking that long.

i dont understand why people are waiting for an EPISODE game that u finish in a few hours

wtf?

[13rokenknightascar]

Every fat joke about Gabe Newell delays production of Half-life Episode 3 by 3 months...WELL, i hope it'll be good after 2000 years.

[alonzy989]

A Fat joke a Day keeps Episode 3 Away.

[SirBlacknoiseIII]

well thats what happens when you only throw gabe newell's torso out a plane

[Seppokarhu300]

Atleast he tried

[Hyperstar96]

@thesega99 I don't know, but I think the thumbnail alone scarred me for life.

Also why can't I watch this on an iPhone?

[silverleaf7878]

And thats how Raccoon City blew up...

[thesega99]

Why is there pony porn in the suggestions?

[Eyelesssoul666]

@thesega99 I hate ponies!

[alonzy989]

@Eyelesssoul666

You can't hate awesomeness.

[madcram]

So thats how "Fat man" got its nickname...

[footieboy50]

1:04 did that boy just get disentegrated!

[Lolm3ist3r]

I didn't realize the launch party for episode 3 was going to be in Hiroshima.

[Lolm3ist3r]

Definitely worth the weight...

[MrJustmeinspace]

a gabe joke a day keeps the sequals away

[UltimasIsland]

@MrJustmeinspace Probably is the reason why he won't shiip it =/ Too many jokes about him

[Jettco132]

@MrJustmeinspace or a fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away

[Oldenheimer1913]

That plane shouldn't have even been able to leave the ground.

[niklasvp]

Enola Gaben and Fat man.

..

See what I did there?

[1752Alex]

@niklasvp no

[LulzAreGud]

what?

[TzarNicholas2]

the only thing Gabe could say while falling to his death - "Episode 3."

[TzarNicholas2]

10'000 years?! thats... thats... OVER 9000!!

[Bouserthedog]

after 10,000 years in development

hopefully it'll have been worth the weight XDDDDD

[lordslifer666]

"they finally released HL: EP3, how could this happen?"

"aliens"

[SpeakSilentStudios]

Thus, the Ga-bomb was discontinued in the military. The people are still suffering from the troll-radiation. The Troll (SI) has a very long half-life unfortunately.

[Closterdadthegreater]

@SpeakSilentStudios lol gay bomb

[6000NoobTube]

@SpeakSilentStudios Then me and Hyper Sonic will have to release it's third episode! Not all will survive, but if GabeN gets a siezure, we will sieze Episode 3 and unleash it to the world if someone gives me a 360 and Valve must create a Purple Box with Hl1, Hl2 E1, Hl2 E2, Hl2 E3, Portal, Portal 2, and the most recent upadate of Team Fortress 2.

[chriscos123]

It's half a gabe

[scubadog2000]

HOW DID I GET HERE FROM CRYING PONIES!?

[Al0neStillAlive]

Every time someone makes a fat joke about him the game gets delayed another month.

[FranknessProductions]

DAMMIT

Why do the Japanese get Episode 3 first?

[Giulianosse]

I love the internet

[gusty009]

wait, did a person from valve just counted to 3!? 0:29

[SgtCraigHart1]

gabe is awesome. i luv him

[hav9k]

Not Japan again!

[TheRealNitronissan2]

Episode 3 is gonna be like Duke Nukem forever isnt it :L

[Ifitmovesnukeit]

Valve's first attempt at a content delivery system before Steam?

[clubpenguin235]

Oh fat man PLEASE. This is getting akward.

[spritersie]

say, about that footage. wasn't the first nuke dropped by a parachute?

[chaostitanium]

Everytime you call episode 3 fat, Gabe Newell is delayed another year.

[Dubickimus]

Every time you call gabe newell fat he delays episode 3 for another month

[wezsel11]

@Dubickimus True..

So thats why always thanking "Gabe newell" cuz hes for me a hero he created with his own team

Legendary games like : HL1 or TF2

:)

[maggosh]

AND THEN EPISODE 3 WAS RELEASED

AND IT WAS OKAY GAME

[punchyou3]

after 10,000 years in development :D

[mairland200]

at least he tried right?

[ScreamingRebel94]

What a lot of people misunderstand about the video is they think Gabe is falling when actually he's staying in one place and the Earth is being pulled in towards him by his gravitational pull.

[Artificialpotatosack]

So when is it coming out?

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA

[CrowRoll]

and Gabe still lives...

[keywc]

When gabe jumps, he makes 1:20. Excepted he can't jump.

[burnsy96]

0:28 FAKE!

Gabe can't count to 3!

[robylego22]

@burnsy96 NO ,GABE CAM COUNT TO THREE !

LEVEL 3 SENTRY ha !!!1

[jamessonic5621]

@robylego22 Gabe cam can.. But gabe himself cant.

[lawsonlands]

the release of episode 3 will end he world.

[lolwutscout]

whats not to like? WELL I DIDDNT GET MY FUCKING PRE-ORDER BONUS

[REDteamdemoman]

tactical nuclear bomb

[CanadianPolybius]

Oh... I get it.. Gabe Newell is "fat man"

Subtle...

[Reiki151]

well, it was indeed worth the weight.

[D7Sl]

D':

[MrTrollGrandpa]

Well........thats another delay

[rhn94]

WORTH THE WEIGHT YOU SAY?

[ponch01966]

10,000 years of development LOL

[Link4Dinner]

Don't drop Gabe from the sky! He'll create a 2nd Grand Canyon!

[111urnotme]

@Link4Dinner do not worry, this is not real as you see, Gabe can not be carried by any type of aircraft!

[Videos12273]

@111urnotme DAMNIT YOU DELAY'D EPISODE 3 AGAIN!

[sickdude197]

@Link4Dinner It's funny because he's better than you at life.

[DDKRoblox]

@Link4Dinner

Grand crater.

[HyperGolem]

Thanks to you, Gabe will delay Episode 3 for another millenium or two.

[furno222]

@Link4Dinner no.nobody can create a second grand canyon except chuck norris when he farts.

[MrBoournslol]

@furno222 chuck norris is overdone

[pyromcr]

"whats not to like?"

ask the Japanese...

[SuperGeneralD]

G.A.B.E.N. was here.

[Eddshere17]

FUKKEN WMG.

[Tallest9]

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