Yes She does hit the bong, See "Jesus Church" and Google Urantia Book and Roya Dayspring Goddess is back in town as second coming Enjoy my site with links
Weird Al did NOT write this song. Why do people go out of their way to try to believe such things and have no proof?
From Weird Al's OWN WEBSITE: 'Unfortunately, there are a lot of song parodies floating around the Internet being attributed to Al which are in fact done by somebody else. "Star Wars Cantina," "What If God Smoked Cannabis," "He Got The Wrong Foot Amputated" (the list goes on and on... some of the titles are unprintable in a family-friendly web site) - these songs are NOT by Al.'
This is awesome. I believe in God. I do believe he put some things to help us cope. A little wine is good for the stomach. A little weed is good for the mind. Trust me, weed is the only thing that keeps my mood-swings in check without making me a zombie. I can actually smoke a bowl and go the whole day without one bipolar problem. Give me lithium or zyprexa and I'm anti-social and just blah. give me weed and I feel good about life.
Wow person below me in comment is psychotic...lol. Well, I just wanted to say thanks for the video upload, this song is cool & if you made the slideshow, you did a pretty good job. Take care ;-)
haha you cannot, i repeat, cannot OD on herb. i agree with the person below me though, people can use it to escape the world and it they already were trying to run and then found herb. they are gone and wont come back till there stash is gone
+ it's very christian, most 'christians' don't even know heir own religion and deny it of the spirit of god ( marijuana causes one to become possessed with the spirit of god according to the bible )
cannabis GROWS braincells and is GOOD for the lungs, it's scientifially proven look i up, and 'god ' 'didn't' 'smoke' marijuana, but those who smoked it were beleived to become possessed with the spirit of god. Ealmost EVERYONE has fallen vicim to government propaganda u must realise this quickly, they dont wan it legalised cos is oo easy 4 ppl o just grow themselves thus impossible to tax effectively, marijuana can end all famine, war, and human suffering as it's a infinite fuel resource.
i heard it can be potentially good and bad for the lungs. good because its a natural bronchi dialotor which helps asthma alot, and gets rid of mucus. but it is bad because it still paralizes the scillia same as tobacco, and i heard the worst things it can do to your lungs is give you bronchitis, but that takes years of heavy use to deveolpe.
Although I'm all for legalization i would argue that in a scenario of famine getting the munchies could possibly lead to violence and war.. I COMPLETELY AGREE THAT THE PUBLIC HAS BEEN MISINFORMED !!!!
a wise man once said, "every society is 3 meals away from revolution", in the case of getting the munchies in a famine it would be the famine thats the problem, besides which if you had a choice between growing weed and growing food i would pick growing food, but i'd have to think about it lol.
oh ya and it's completely non addictive though some poeple think that it is and they argue people get addicted to the feeling, but what addicted means is that if you were to smoke every day for a month and then suddenly stop you would start vommiting and shit, you can get "addicted" to anything if the term is used that loosely. you can be addicted to pop-tarts, jimi hendrix, video games, ridiculous shit.
People can use it to escape reality and if a person has a weak grip of reality anyway it can cause them to completely withdraw from others, reducing their ability to be useful. We all know someone like this. You compare this affect to a drug like alcohol and alcohol wins hands down as being much more dangerous. Yet it is legal.
okay just to set all of these arguments str8 it is physically impossible to OD on weed, it is less likely to increase chances of lung cancer than a campfire or even just the burning of a small plant because weed isn't smoked in large amounts. not sure if it helps with brain tumours or any of that but it doesn't hinder any physical growth, physical performance, or mental performance unless it is extremely abused. the only danger is eating too fast and choking which could happen anyway.coment2long
"The non-fatal consumption of 3000 mg/kg A THC by the dog and monkey would be comparable to a 154-pound human eating approximately 46 pounds (21 kilograms) of 1%-marihuana or 10 pounds of 5% hashish at one time." thats NON fatal
"In order to create a lethal overdose in a human, one would have to consume 1500 pounds in under 15 minutes.[10]"
The ancient recipe for this anointing oil, recorded in the Old Testament book of Exodus (30: 22-23) included over nine pounds of flowering cannabis tops, Hebrew "kaneh-bosm" B, extracted into a hind (about 6.5 litres) of olive oil, along with a variety of other herbs and spices. The ancient chosen ones were literally drenched in this potent cannabis holy oil
I'm a medical cannabis user and activist. Forced to break the law, when i can get any narcotic known to man.Cannabis is shrinking my brain tumor. I've gone off 240mg of oxycontin a day with cannabis, We will legalize this miracle !!
you are reading to much into it. all he is saying is that deaths that have ever occurred in direct result of Cannabis are 0. its writen that way to give it emphasis
ok so its not EVER but its more like in the recorded history of marijuana usage. theres no way to be 100% sure about ever i just said it like that to emphasize the non-harmful effects of marijuana. i smoke marijuana because im epileptic and it keeps me from having seisures. to those who dont do it i dont suggest using it because it is illegal and it does cause gradual smoke inhalation problems to the lungs (although, it is non-fatal)
oh no i mean there is no reported deaths (that i know of) from the useage of pot. i know the "high" we stoners get is because of an allergic reaction the human body naturally, and someone might be highly allergic to the thc in it. although the statistics are pretty convincing.
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what if he did, what if it was ment for adam and eve to smoke? What if he did it him self, what if right now, he was blazing a bowl? what if this song was true.
This is the best song ever hahaha... I smoke every once in a while, I am a 48 year old head of department electrical engineering in a top governement agency and I have a 5.250.000USD budget. And I grow my own weed in my garden, last autumn I had a 1.2kg harvest, all for myself and my partner. Big kuddoos to all smokers here.... ;)
i dont get why every1 stereotypes stoners. we are just as responsible as every1 else but we just get high. it the few people that dont act responsible and do crazy stuff that gives us a bad name
not all stoners are lazy. i smoke everyday multiple times a day at that, yet i still have a job, and i have a B average in school. so for all the people that steriotype potheads,shut the fuck up!
BAHAHAHAHAHA good for you browner. Go to college parties and you'll be partying with people who smoke weed and get amazing grades. Stop your stereotyping and grow the fuck up. Judging by your typing ability, you do not achieve A's.
im realy tired of ppl stereotyping stoners. there are many a variaty of stoners. you can't just lump them into one group. thats true of just about every stereotype. so fuck off!
We stoners are everywhere. We are your boss, your coworkers, your fellow classmates, your resturant server, city bus driver and so on!! 95% of are smart and responsible enough not to get behind the wheel of a car, drive a bus load of school kids or anything of the sort while we are stoned. It's the few dumb asses out there that give us a bad name. If you honestly got to know us you'd figure out a majority of potheads like myself are harmless.
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If your gonna represent God in such a disrace your gonna have to deal with me and God.Ill bust your face in and God will TRY to save you from heil but the devil will pull you in.
I love when people try to come off as majorly religious yet don't know a damn thing about the bible. I'm an Atheist and I know more of the bible than most "religious" people. The bible does tell us to make use of ALL of God's plants and animals. If you're going to preach the bible or religion I suggest you follow all of it, not just the parts that suit your needs. Just my opinion :D
I bet God does smoke.. I mean look at some of the animals that are running around in the world, you need a smoke to come up with something like a platypus :p
Weird Al had nothing to do with this song btw, check out his website it's in the faq ;)
Ok not only your a dumb ass for making chain messages, but you don't realize that if 100,000,000+ die a year from tobacco then Deaths per year resulting from legal drugs (which includes aspirin,tobacco and alcohol) it has to be equal or grater than 100,182,766... so where 106000 came from i don't know....
also 100 million people+ don't die every year because of tobacco lol more like 437,000+
whats wrong with chain massages, I dont have the statistics but you see where im coming from right? thata the point. and alcohol is not a drug as you wrote...
Also every one who gets cancer from smoking weed (Weed smoke has higher concentrations of cancer-causing compounds
than cigarette smoke.)
They would probably say the cause of cancer was smoking tobacco.... If weed was legalized it might be smoked more ofter causing a number of deaths.
Sorry for being an ass and no i don't hate weed i love it but copying messages on youtube comments isn't going to go anywhere other than spam of false information.
true, i dont really like chain messages but whatever. I dont consider you a ass. and who said you have to smoke it...u can eat it(bleh) or use a vaporizer. but I know what you mean.
jeez ur a thick fuck arnt ya mate. i meen iv seen some real fuck heads in my life but fucking hell man! and since your so fucking knowlegdable about drugs u shud no that cannabis can turn you into a vegetable, wich after a while, will kill you, so shut your fucking mouth about shit u no nothin about shit 4 brains
How can you people be so stupid and yet hold an opinion so strongly. Get your facts right before you run your mouth. A) Shizophrenia isn't a terminal disease. B) Weed does not cause disorders, it has a risk of accelerating the onset of schizophrenia, but that's it. You were going to go nuts anyways, it'll happen sooner. C) Recent studies have shown that weed smokers do not have a higher rate of cancer. Evidence suggests that weed contains an anti-carcinogenic compound. *Written while stoned*
Ok my example is if you were to get lung cancer from smoking weed it would probably be recorded caused by smoking... I'm sure if someone died from lung cancer they wouldn't relate it to schizophrenia lol
if you smoke weed gram for gram it has a higher chance of giving you lung cancer than a cigarette gram for gram all be it very low... and smokers smoke more cigarettes than a stoner smokes joints so it's more unlikely... all I'm saying is smoking weed has a chance of causing cancer and some unlucky guy somewhere would have got cancer via smoking weed.. I mean someone got cancer from a spark burning his lip when he was wielding.
Actually, the THC in marijuana (the active ingredient in the drug) has been proven to kill off aging lung cells before they become cancerous. So no, weed doesn't cause lung cancer; only cigarettes do. If you want me to send you a link to prove it, I'd be more than happy to. Peace.
thats fucking crazy can i get that link? i believe you 100% i want the link to show other people so i have a little something under my sleeve next time i get in an argument!
It's natural (organic) you religiious moron! Humans named it "dope" Its weed Natural, Organic Herb. Go eat your pills you brain washed moron.
Smoke Herb (OPEN YOUR MIND)
Or take man-made pills and believe an invisible man is living in the sky...You believe in Santa Clause also? Of course not thats one man flying around the world droping presents down chimineys. Now one man that can hear everyone in the world murmur to him at the same time...that I get.
No, the team "dope" comes from a hormone-producing cell called "Dopamine." This cell's hormones is the reason we become happy. Thus weed became known as "dope" because of the euphoria tha weed induces.
And weed is one of the few drugs that does NOT kill brain cells. Do your research and smoke the shit before you criticize on it asshole. You have no idea.
u talk crap,cancer from a spark?stop talking bollocks,ppl like u disgust me,scare mongering no nothing fools,any proof they got cancer from welding?not wielding anyway?i want proof
from a spark "Burning" i could believe he got a burnt but not cancer, cancer is only caused by the harmful ingredients in a ciggarette or in other products but not weed, weed is only made up of a few chemicals, thc and other stuff, i dont know what they are but its proven that weed doesnt cause cancer, only the stonners who role Spliffs can get cancer because of the tabacco in the weed. And the spark, no only a burn.
inhaling smoke from anything can cause lung cancer. i dont smoke cigarettes but i smoke weed all the time. it makes me feel good when i dont feel good. it calms me down and its non-addictive. IT MAKES SEX FEEL BETTER! how can anyone make it illegal or even talk shit about it. the only ones who say that shit are people who have never tried it. i have some friends who have done it and dont like it but they dont talk shit. the only bad weed is shit thats laced and its only bad if you dont enjoy it
when some people refer to god,or ask what is god?then answer depends on witch one.some people(christians) for example believe that god is an entitie exempt from the rest of reality and drifts through the spaces that make the empty space itself,on the otherhand what some people refer to as god is the omnipresence and omnipotence,or krishna or the oneness,i find that pretty reasonable.
so god is smoking a blunt at the same time he isnt.
so you see the second one more consistantly defines god
there are deaths from marijuana due to lung cancer...but thats not the plant itself just the smoke. If there were only vaporizers then i feel that marijuana would have little downside. But nicotene itself also does not kill people. The shit that the companies put into them does, causing problems in the lungs. So if we just had honest companies and cheap vaporizers then there would be no deaths from both of these sources.
no study done to this day has proven that. till then your statement is false. Granted it may cause it but no study has proven it. Marijuana has been proven to stop certain cancers and that may be why it hasn't been proven.
no study done to this day has proven that. till then your statement is false. Granted it may cause it but no study has proven it. Marijuana has been proven to stop certain cancers and that may be why it hasn't been proven.
thats the thing, hemlock is poisonous but its still legal, they couldn't give a fuck if we live or die, they just want nothing to get in the way of their profit margins.
right on fuckin sick song
PlatnumBitches 3 years ago
IT don't matter who wrote the song, its that GOD WANTS US TO GO GET HIGH, FINALLY!!!!!
DarkWolf6000 3 years ago
so fuk if that guy didnt wright da song
chubyovsheffield 3 years ago
Yes She does hit the bong, See "Jesus Church" and Google Urantia Book and Roya Dayspring Goddess is back in town as second coming Enjoy my site with links
ADONAI888HASHEM 3 years ago
If i go to heaven I'ma roll a L ang smoke it with him
304Piru 3 years ago
What if God is the Universe? That would make more sense than God is a humanoid man or woman.
LifeIsABigPuzzle 3 years ago
I love this song lol hahah Do you think he rolls his own LOL
DRDNIBOY 3 years ago
This is NOT BY WEIRD AL! Please change the description. It is NOT WEIRD AL. There is plenty of proof.
just2w4tch 3 years ago
yes it is... weird al wrote it
radrox895 3 years ago
Weird Al did NOT write this song. Why do people go out of their way to try to believe such things and have no proof?
From Weird Al's OWN WEBSITE: 'Unfortunately, there are a lot of song parodies floating around the Internet being attributed to Al which are in fact done by somebody else. "Star Wars Cantina," "What If God Smoked Cannabis," "He Got The Wrong Foot Amputated" (the list goes on and on... some of the titles are unprintable in a family-friendly web site) - these songs are NOT by Al.'
just2w4tch 3 years ago
who write then? tell me and show proof. don't take it the wrong way i just want to know.
cogar16 3 years ago
i used to practice ministry for a church but i realised that behind closed doors your priests arent as humble as you may think
MnM7431 3 years ago
This is awesome. I believe in God. I do believe he put some things to help us cope. A little wine is good for the stomach. A little weed is good for the mind. Trust me, weed is the only thing that keeps my mood-swings in check without making me a zombie. I can actually smoke a bowl and go the whole day without one bipolar problem. Give me lithium or zyprexa and I'm anti-social and just blah. give me weed and I feel good about life.
distractedbyme 3 years ago
Ha ha hey mate i like your style! I am a mental health nurse and I know all about lithium and zyprexia and i couldn't agree with you more...
holdhandsnotguns 3 years ago
god is a guy who got bored of the sims
LeapingHippo 3 years ago
oleofontanna doesnt sound too happy...
but on a high note it was a funny song!:P
PheonixKola 3 years ago
to all goverment in the world!!! legalize the marijuana!!!!!!
astralworld12 3 years ago
get stoooooned baby
bob123FU 3 years ago
funny vid
jewelliniho 3 years ago
Wow person below me in comment is psychotic...lol. Well, I just wanted to say thanks for the video upload, this song is cool & if you made the slideshow, you did a pretty good job. Take care ;-)
CoupleChan 3 years ago
all of you can go fuck yourselves, gods not real fuck the world
oleofontanna 3 years ago
keep it up man u got it right ... god is just a fucking påhitt by the humans
ballast3211 3 years ago
mate your gona go to hell if you dont start belive in God, the one you made you!
Made1441 3 years ago
haha you cannot, i repeat, cannot OD on herb. i agree with the person below me though, people can use it to escape the world and it they already were trying to run and then found herb. they are gone and wont come back till there stash is gone
bostonsfinest009 3 years ago
"people can use it to escape the world and it they already were trying to run and then found herb."
Isn't this the case for alcohol as well? Just a way to unwind at the end of the day. Or... get drunk, get in your car, and kill some people...
empbac 3 years ago
+ it's very christian, most 'christians' don't even know heir own religion and deny it of the spirit of god ( marijuana causes one to become possessed with the spirit of god according to the bible )
greenvisionnn 3 years ago
cannabis GROWS braincells and is GOOD for the lungs, it's scientifially proven look i up, and 'god ' 'didn't' 'smoke' marijuana, but those who smoked it were beleived to become possessed with the spirit of god. Ealmost EVERYONE has fallen vicim to government propaganda u must realise this quickly, they dont wan it legalised cos is oo easy 4 ppl o just grow themselves thus impossible to tax effectively, marijuana can end all famine, war, and human suffering as it's a infinite fuel resource.
greenvisionnn 3 years ago 2
i heard it can be potentially good and bad for the lungs. good because its a natural bronchi dialotor which helps asthma alot, and gets rid of mucus. but it is bad because it still paralizes the scillia same as tobacco, and i heard the worst things it can do to your lungs is give you bronchitis, but that takes years of heavy use to deveolpe.
lnsh123 3 years ago
the asthma part sooooooooooooo true! i was afraid that one time but yes! yes! yes!
polotaco 3 years ago
new studies show that thc inhibits tumor groth in lung cancers
conmanduck 3 years ago
Although I'm all for legalization i would argue that in a scenario of famine getting the munchies could possibly lead to violence and war.. I COMPLETELY AGREE THAT THE PUBLIC HAS BEEN MISINFORMED !!!!
polotaco 3 years ago
a wise man once said, "every society is 3 meals away from revolution", in the case of getting the munchies in a famine it would be the famine thats the problem, besides which if you had a choice between growing weed and growing food i would pick growing food, but i'd have to think about it lol.
fuckinghellyoutwat 3 years ago
oh ya and it's completely non addictive though some poeple think that it is and they argue people get addicted to the feeling, but what addicted means is that if you were to smoke every day for a month and then suddenly stop you would start vommiting and shit, you can get "addicted" to anything if the term is used that loosely. you can be addicted to pop-tarts, jimi hendrix, video games, ridiculous shit.
squigglzzz59 3 years ago
People can use it to escape reality and if a person has a weak grip of reality anyway it can cause them to completely withdraw from others, reducing their ability to be useful. We all know someone like this. You compare this affect to a drug like alcohol and alcohol wins hands down as being much more dangerous. Yet it is legal.
fatskateman 3 years ago
okay just to set all of these arguments str8 it is physically impossible to OD on weed, it is less likely to increase chances of lung cancer than a campfire or even just the burning of a small plant because weed isn't smoked in large amounts. not sure if it helps with brain tumours or any of that but it doesn't hinder any physical growth, physical performance, or mental performance unless it is extremely abused. the only danger is eating too fast and choking which could happen anyway.coment2long
squigglzzz59 3 years ago
i agree with you but you can OD on weed, its 21 pounds in 30 minutes, not many [people can do that
Mrugowsky69 3 years ago
"The non-fatal consumption of 3000 mg/kg A THC by the dog and monkey would be comparable to a 154-pound human eating approximately 46 pounds (21 kilograms) of 1%-marihuana or 10 pounds of 5% hashish at one time." thats NON fatal
"In order to create a lethal overdose in a human, one would have to consume 1500 pounds in under 15 minutes.[10]"
so no, you cant OD on weed
FireStorm821 3 years ago
The ancient recipe for this anointing oil, recorded in the Old Testament book of Exodus (30: 22-23) included over nine pounds of flowering cannabis tops, Hebrew "kaneh-bosm" B, extracted into a hind (about 6.5 litres) of olive oil, along with a variety of other herbs and spices. The ancient chosen ones were literally drenched in this potent cannabis holy oil
greenvisionnn 3 years ago
God made drugs for kill us !!!
superboymexicodf 3 years ago
What if God thinks the laws politicians create are stupid. ???
BlueRaven89 3 years ago
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i am god and i do
ANCESTERSMEMORIES 3 years ago 3
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Legalize Weed !!!!!!
Spread the world !!!
· Deaths per year resulting from alcohol: 75,766+
· Deaths per year resulting from tobacco worldwide: 100,000,000+
· Deaths per year resulting from aspirin: 180- 1000
· Deaths per year resulting from legal drugs: 106,000
· Deaths that have ever occurred in direct result of Cannabis: 0 (THATS RIGHT ZERO !)
DECRIMINALIZE CANNABIS !
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PeterPanPwned 3 years ago
I'm a medical cannabis user and activist. Forced to break the law, when i can get any narcotic known to man.Cannabis is shrinking my brain tumor. I've gone off 240mg of oxycontin a day with cannabis, We will legalize this miracle !!
lucrene1112 3 years ago 5
Why does every parody get attributed to Weird Al?
Falling100 3 years ago 2
Because people are stupid.
Serpentrose 3 years ago 2
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Legalize Weed !!!!!!
Spread the world !!!
· Deaths per year resulting from alcohol: 75,766+
· Deaths per year resulting from tobacco worldwide: 100,000,000+
· Deaths per year resulting from aspirin: 180- 1000
· Deaths per year resulting from legal drugs: 106,000
· Deaths that have ever occurred in direct result of Cannabis: 0 (THATS RIGHT ZERO !)
DECRIMINALIZE CANNABIS !
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apolloleigh420 3 years ago 3
you say death per YEAR in everyother case but cannabis where tou say how mane deaths have ever occurred in direct result of Cannabis?
Ludd3C 3 years ago
you are reading to much into it. all he is saying is that deaths that have ever occurred in direct result of Cannabis are 0. its writen that way to give it emphasis
EZLNnomad 3 years ago
thank you for defending my right to free speech man. i say legalize
apolloleigh420 3 years ago 3
ok so its not EVER but its more like in the recorded history of marijuana usage. theres no way to be 100% sure about ever i just said it like that to emphasize the non-harmful effects of marijuana. i smoke marijuana because im epileptic and it keeps me from having seisures. to those who dont do it i dont suggest using it because it is illegal and it does cause gradual smoke inhalation problems to the lungs (although, it is non-fatal)
apolloleigh420 3 years ago
i smoke marijuana to and i love it, but i dont say people cant die and dont die beacuase of it.
Ludd3C 3 years ago
why do you say that when it's been scientifically proven thousands of times?
squigglzzz59 3 years ago
oh no i mean there is no reported deaths (that i know of) from the useage of pot. i know the "high" we stoners get is because of an allergic reaction the human body naturally, and someone might be highly allergic to the thc in it. although the statistics are pretty convincing.
apolloleigh420 3 years ago
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ScottandEthanshow 3 years ago
what if he did, what if it was ment for adam and eve to smoke? What if he did it him self, what if right now, he was blazing a bowl? what if this song was true.
SinOfYesterd 3 years ago 2
lmao fucking genius
groovybassline 3 years ago 2
well god lives in amsterdamn so its okay : )
thegod634 3 years ago
how can you be sure its 100% proven. its the first ive heard of this. the internet is full of lies.
jbebeeooo 3 years ago
Awesome parody. But this is Bob Rivers, not Weird Al.
tagordo 3 years ago
yeh yeh yeh what if i smoked cannibis
it opened my mind to the way it was
and should be lol
taximack 3 years ago
True. People do smoke weed to get away from reality.
I'm in fact, a recovering drug addict.
HippiexChild 3 years ago
omg
NUTITABBY 3 years ago
good one (y)
fatso94est 3 years ago
Maruijana legall
eisidisirock 3 years ago
fag is your whole family bastard.. people smoke weed so they can be stoned an high and it has a grat sensation!!
KingOvHell88 3 years ago 3
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weed is for fags who cant deal with real life
dakiwininja 3 years ago
yoda lol XDXDXDXD
slader55 3 years ago
osly im wrong to judge all smokers the same way
so for that im wrong but its my opinion of them
gavstersparadise92 3 years ago
why would anybody actualy wast their time puting down smokers, obviously smokers dont care to much, and there are alot bigger problomes in the world
medivh90 3 years ago 2
This is the best song ever hahaha... I smoke every once in a while, I am a 48 year old head of department electrical engineering in a top governement agency and I have a 5.250.000USD budget. And I grow my own weed in my garden, last autumn I had a 1.2kg harvest, all for myself and my partner. Big kuddoos to all smokers here.... ;)
brice3011 3 years ago 2
towards bmxrider4ever
gavstersparadise92 3 years ago
shit...
idv22 3 years ago
i have an A average too
omg299 3 years ago 2
hahaha
lizboo89 3 years ago
well this song tells the truth because the people who started the whole thing were pretty high and the bible is written that way
alucardsf 3 years ago
god would have the best weed.
chulacabra 3 years ago
and if god didnt want people to get high why would he have put drugs on earth
omg299 3 years ago 2
omg299... it's the work of satan:)) lol =))
mairaucatine 3 years ago
i dont get why every1 stereotypes stoners. we are just as responsible as every1 else but we just get high. it the few people that dont act responsible and do crazy stuff that gives us a bad name
omg299 3 years ago 2
hahahaha
annemarieseunnenga 3 years ago
not all stoners are lazy. i smoke everyday multiple times a day at that, yet i still have a job, and i have a B average in school. so for all the people that steriotype potheads,shut the fuck up!
jamesisacnewtron 3 years ago 2
shut up junky
gavstersparadise92 3 years ago
you know people like you are the ones that are fucking up the earth. you are nothing more than ignorant intollerant morons
jamesisacnewtron 3 years ago 2
sucks for u that i have an A average in skool
go get high with towlie from southpark
junky
gavstersparadise92 3 years ago
your a dumbass
jamesisacnewtron 3 years ago
BAHAHAHAHAHA good for you browner. Go to college parties and you'll be partying with people who smoke weed and get amazing grades. Stop your stereotyping and grow the fuck up. Judging by your typing ability, you do not achieve A's.
Nerd.
bmxrider4ever 3 years ago
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bmxrider4ever 3 years ago
ouch luv the anger
no need though its mine opinion i will continue my stereotyping stoners
and because u asked
english 9.1
maths 8.5
french 8.8
b.s 9.0
env st. 8.7
gavstersparadise92 3 years ago
im realy tired of ppl stereotyping stoners. there are many a variaty of stoners. you can't just lump them into one group. thats true of just about every stereotype. so fuck off!
MrBubonicChronic 3 years ago
We stoners are everywhere. We are your boss, your coworkers, your fellow classmates, your resturant server, city bus driver and so on!! 95% of are smart and responsible enough not to get behind the wheel of a car, drive a bus load of school kids or anything of the sort while we are stoned. It's the few dumb asses out there that give us a bad name. If you honestly got to know us you'd figure out a majority of potheads like myself are harmless.
thegreatjedimaster 3 years ago 2
why not...
boombidypapa 3 years ago
ok I'll try to settle this..
a)mj IS a drug - though not harmful at all (alters the body)
b)stoners are not lazy couch potatoes in fact they are a varied bunch of folk ranging from misguided fools to enlightened individuals
c)even if weed comes from nature that is no reason for it being safe - ex Foxglove(plant) can kill you
d)mindlessly having chains only deters from legalization since it is Mindless and IGNORANT
And people let's have an intelligent and organized push to legalize marijuana!
polotaco 3 years ago 3
definitely the stones.how else would you explain richards longetivity?
stealth082 3 years ago
if god smoked weed i would go to church more
tinkernut33 3 years ago
its about time it was legal
cazzy876 3 years ago
anyone knows the name of this song in original?
birobelisce 3 years ago
what if god was one of us...
polotaco 3 years ago
tnx good sir... =)
birobelisce 3 years ago
Joan Osbourne - One of Us
n1no1337 3 years ago
cool song..
Acemaniac1000 3 years ago
god smokes i know it...
that guy likes to get fucked up!!!
hahacheezitsarentfun 3 years ago
lol
johanvernes 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
If your gonna represent God in such a disrace your gonna have to deal with me and God.Ill bust your face in and God will TRY to save you from heil but the devil will pull you in.
kissmycountrybutt 3 years ago
dude calm down the song is a parody its only for laughs
Sleptrock1 3 years ago
ya pretty something that doesn't exist
holyknight70 3 years ago
I love when people try to come off as majorly religious yet don't know a damn thing about the bible. I'm an Atheist and I know more of the bible than most "religious" people. The bible does tell us to make use of ALL of God's plants and animals. If you're going to preach the bible or religion I suggest you follow all of it, not just the parts that suit your needs. Just my opinion :D
~CORE
wwwcoginkcom 3 years ago 5
this is flamming homo lol
scrggie101 3 years ago
this isnt weird al this is Bob Rivers
CAPTINCABBAGE 3 years ago
I bet God does smoke.. I mean look at some of the animals that are running around in the world, you need a smoke to come up with something like a platypus :p
Weird Al had nothing to do with this song btw, check out his website it's in the faq ;)
megamarsvin 3 years ago
Legalize Weed !!!!!!
Spread the world !!!
· Deaths per year resulting from alcohol: 75,766+
· Deaths per year resulting from tobacco worldwide: 100,000,000+
· Deaths per year resulting from aspirin: 180- 1000
· Deaths per year resulting from legal drugs: 106,000
· Deaths that have ever occurred in direct result of Cannabis: 0 (THATS RIGHT ZERO !)
DECRIMINALIZE CANNABIS !
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camcamcam12123 3 years ago
Ok not only your a dumb ass for making chain messages, but you don't realize that if 100,000,000+ die a year from tobacco then Deaths per year resulting from legal drugs (which includes aspirin,tobacco and alcohol) it has to be equal or grater than 100,182,766... so where 106000 came from i don't know....
also 100 million people+ don't die every year because of tobacco lol more like 437,000+
which is still more than 106,000
Put it bluntly your typing shit.
bradkey98765 3 years ago
whats wrong with chain massages, I dont have the statistics but you see where im coming from right? thata the point. and alcohol is not a drug as you wrote...
camcamcam12123 3 years ago
Also every one who gets cancer from smoking weed (Weed smoke has higher concentrations of cancer-causing compounds
than cigarette smoke.)
They would probably say the cause of cancer was smoking tobacco.... If weed was legalized it might be smoked more ofter causing a number of deaths.
Sorry for being an ass and no i don't hate weed i love it but copying messages on youtube comments isn't going to go anywhere other than spam of false information.
bradkey98765 3 years ago
true, i dont really like chain messages but whatever. I dont consider you a ass. and who said you have to smoke it...u can eat it(bleh) or use a vaporizer. but I know what you mean.
camcamcam12123 3 years ago
jeez ur a thick fuck arnt ya mate. i meen iv seen some real fuck heads in my life but fucking hell man! and since your so fucking knowlegdable about drugs u shud no that cannabis can turn you into a vegetable, wich after a while, will kill you, so shut your fucking mouth about shit u no nothin about shit 4 brains
chaoswarhound 3 years ago
deaths that occur from cannabis are recorded as deaths from schizophrenia you thick fuck
vladmacoviciuc 3 years ago
How can you people be so stupid and yet hold an opinion so strongly. Get your facts right before you run your mouth. A) Shizophrenia isn't a terminal disease. B) Weed does not cause disorders, it has a risk of accelerating the onset of schizophrenia, but that's it. You were going to go nuts anyways, it'll happen sooner. C) Recent studies have shown that weed smokers do not have a higher rate of cancer. Evidence suggests that weed contains an anti-carcinogenic compound. *Written while stoned*
jk5004 3 years ago 5
written while stoned lol ;P
rolley05 3 years ago 3
Ok my example is if you were to get lung cancer from smoking weed it would probably be recorded caused by smoking... I'm sure if someone died from lung cancer they wouldn't relate it to schizophrenia lol
bradkey98765 3 years ago
Weed doesn't cause lung cancer; cigarettes cause lung cancer.
alphaXF 3 years ago 2
if you smoke weed gram for gram it has a higher chance of giving you lung cancer than a cigarette gram for gram all be it very low... and smokers smoke more cigarettes than a stoner smokes joints so it's more unlikely... all I'm saying is smoking weed has a chance of causing cancer and some unlucky guy somewhere would have got cancer via smoking weed.. I mean someone got cancer from a spark burning his lip when he was wielding.
bradkey98765 3 years ago
Actually, the THC in marijuana (the active ingredient in the drug) has been proven to kill off aging lung cells before they become cancerous. So no, weed doesn't cause lung cancer; only cigarettes do. If you want me to send you a link to prove it, I'd be more than happy to. Peace.
alphaXF 3 years ago 5
thats fucking crazy can i get that link? i believe you 100% i want the link to show other people so i have a little something under my sleeve next time i get in an argument!
northeastantifa 3 years ago
THC's the active one.. which is why it kills your brain cells making you stupid, hence why its called DOPE...
mannidbs 3 years ago
It's natural (organic) you religiious moron! Humans named it "dope" Its weed Natural, Organic Herb. Go eat your pills you brain washed moron.
Smoke Herb (OPEN YOUR MIND)
Or take man-made pills and believe an invisible man is living in the sky...You believe in Santa Clause also? Of course not thats one man flying around the world droping presents down chimineys. Now one man that can hear everyone in the world murmur to him at the same time...that I get.
sNowCap420 3 years ago 3
No, the team "dope" comes from a hormone-producing cell called "Dopamine." This cell's hormones is the reason we become happy. Thus weed became known as "dope" because of the euphoria tha weed induces.
And weed is one of the few drugs that does NOT kill brain cells. Do your research and smoke the shit before you criticize on it asshole. You have no idea.
alphaXF 3 years ago 3
fuk u im not doing research n e way it wasnt me it was my mate on this account
mannidbs 3 years ago
hahahahahah its called dope because its really "DOPE" Meaning "COOL" Retard [;
SinOfYesterd 3 years ago 2
it woznt me it woz ma mate on my account n n e wy dope means Dopamine not cool retard :p
mannidbs 3 years ago
u talk crap,cancer from a spark?stop talking bollocks,ppl like u disgust me,scare mongering no nothing fools,any proof they got cancer from welding?not wielding anyway?i want proof
doublebrandy 3 years ago
from a spark "Burning" i could believe he got a burnt but not cancer, cancer is only caused by the harmful ingredients in a ciggarette or in other products but not weed, weed is only made up of a few chemicals, thc and other stuff, i dont know what they are but its proven that weed doesnt cause cancer, only the stonners who role Spliffs can get cancer because of the tabacco in the weed. And the spark, no only a burn.
SinOfYesterd 3 years ago 3
Amen.
groovybassline 3 years ago 3
thc retards the growth of tumour cells, just sayin' is all.
rosasparx 3 years ago
inhaling smoke from anything can cause lung cancer. i dont smoke cigarettes but i smoke weed all the time. it makes me feel good when i dont feel good. it calms me down and its non-addictive. IT MAKES SEX FEEL BETTER! how can anyone make it illegal or even talk shit about it. the only ones who say that shit are people who have never tried it. i have some friends who have done it and dont like it but they dont talk shit. the only bad weed is shit thats laced and its only bad if you dont enjoy it
EZLNnomad 3 years ago 2
i completely agree man i always tell people the exact same thing...i hate how people say shit about it when they have never even tried it
HenryTheHorse1966 3 years ago
when some people refer to god,or ask what is god?then answer depends on witch one.some people(christians) for example believe that god is an entitie exempt from the rest of reality and drifts through the spaces that make the empty space itself,on the otherhand what some people refer to as god is the omnipresence and omnipotence,or krishna or the oneness,i find that pretty reasonable.
so god is smoking a blunt at the same time he isnt.
so you see the second one more consistantly defines god
theoriginalJohnADoe 3 years ago
fault:
There wasn't a god, but good song
Max28111993 3 years ago
yeah it does
OSHJE 3 years ago
lol omg i listin to on second go and just heard part about apple snake always offering lol.
manic669 3 years ago 3
hey remember what moses seen god as....burning bush
manic669 3 years ago 5
lol, God did MAKE Cannibus...
vagitoe 3 years ago 4
thats assuming there is a god......
anarchris 3 years ago
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Legalize Weed !!!!!!
Spread the world !!!
· Deaths per year resulting from alcohol: 75,766+
· Deaths per year resulting from tobacco worldwide: 100,000,000+
· Deaths per year resulting from aspirin: 180- 1000
· Deaths per year resulting from legal drugs: 106,000
· Deaths that have ever occurred in direct result of Cannabis: 0 (THATS RIGHT ZERO !)
DECRIMINALIZE CANNABIS !
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EmoliciousDeathxx 3 years ago 4
it's not weird al, he denies making this song, change your "more info" bit
YeahNigguhhh 3 years ago
you're right. this song is actually by Bob Rivers
hotrainrider 3 years ago
merry christmas!!!!!!!!
haefe 3 years ago 3
DUUUUUDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
GotsTricks 3 years ago
I <3 weed
xLcOOkiEs 3 years ago
Legalize Weed !!!!!!
Spread the world !!!
· Deaths per year resulting from alcohol: 75,766+
· Deaths per year resulting from tobacco worldwide: 100,000,000+
· Deaths per year resulting from aspirin: 180- 1000
· Deaths per year resulting from legal drugs: 106,000
· Deaths that have ever occurred in direct result of Cannabis: 0 (THATS RIGHT ZERO !)
DECRIMINALIZE CANNABIS !
COPY AND PASTE
RELMTROE 3 years ago 3
there are deaths from marijuana due to lung cancer...but thats not the plant itself just the smoke. If there were only vaporizers then i feel that marijuana would have little downside. But nicotene itself also does not kill people. The shit that the companies put into them does, causing problems in the lungs. So if we just had honest companies and cheap vaporizers then there would be no deaths from both of these sources.
FUifU12 3 years ago
no study done to this day has proven that. till then your statement is false. Granted it may cause it but no study has proven it. Marijuana has been proven to stop certain cancers and that may be why it hasn't been proven.
QuietBullet 3 years ago
not completely stop cancer, but slow down.
SummoningDreams 3 years ago
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no study done to this day has proven that. till then your statement is false. Granted it may cause it but no study has proven it. Marijuana has been proven to stop certain cancers and that may be why it hasn't been proven.
QuietBullet 3 years ago
Legalize Weed !!!!!!
Spread the world !!!
· Deaths per year resulting from alcohol: 75,766+
· Deaths per year resulting from tobacco worldwide: 100,000,000+
· Deaths per year resulting from aspirin: 180- 1000
· Deaths per year resulting from legal drugs: 106,000
· Deaths that have ever occurred in direct result of Cannabis: 0 (THATS RIGHT ZERO !)
DECRIMINALIZE CANNABIS !
COPY AND PASTE
mixedchocolate1012 3 years ago 3
for all u weed haters, think of it this way. "if it grows in the ground it must be okay"
christoB93 3 years ago
lots of poison also grows in the ground and fyi im not a weed hater , rather an advocate ^^
polotaco 3 years ago
that was the smartest thing i have heard yet on this page,yeh i love cannabis hemp for high,food,building material,clothes,and can be used as fuel
hemlock grows in the ground i suppose thats not poisonus?
theoriginalJohnADoe 3 years ago
thats the thing, hemlock is poisonous but its still legal, they couldn't give a fuck if we live or die, they just want nothing to get in the way of their profit margins.
fuckinghellyoutwat 3 years ago
weed is good but, poison Ivy? not ok?
666AMC666 3 years ago
Legalize Weed !!!!!!
Spread the world !!!
· Deaths per year resulting from alcohol: 75,766+
· Deaths per year resulting from tobacco worldwide: 100,000,000+
· Deaths per year resulting from aspirin: 180- 1000
· Deaths per year resulting from legal drugs: 106,000
· Deaths that have ever occurred in direct result of Cannabis: 0 (THATS RIGHT ZERO !)
DECRIMINALIZE CANNABIS !
COPY AND PASTE
RICHARDO7100 3 years ago 2
god is weed man. he is evary thing good or bad all for a reason. think about it.:) :) :)
homegrone5 3 years ago
NICEST JOKE SONG EVER!!! :P ROFL!
DKninja192837465 3 years ago
omg i hope all of you guys go to hell
ugnut123 3 years ago
yeah nice thing for a religious person to say...
robiscatitirisca 3 years ago
i bet u live in one...pathetic religious fool.
moskri013 3 years ago
aren't christians suppose to be nice and forgiving? wow Religion contradicts itself again,
666AMC666 3 years ago
it kinda makes sense if u think about it
ihatetocos 3 years ago
fuck me you're right!:))
robiscatitirisca 3 years ago
this probably has already been mentiond. But this song is not by Weird Al, its Bob Rivers
Tuskin38 3 years ago
God smokes weed????????
MONGOLMARIGUANO 3 years ago