Billy Connolly - Old Woman On Bus

[MegaTrainspotter]

I always like to watch billy when i'm down..He always cheers me up..THANKS BILLY..

[SuperReather]

would LOVE too see that old lady running lol

[TheSwireRob]

2:37 'And we struggled up this hill . . .' 'Ayeyeye!'

[Guardsian]

I think this has to be one of the best jokes he has ever said.. if not one of the best jokes ever around

[MegaTwanneke]

@Deanbass You're damn right

[Leowen2]

He has a great memory, I'm 68 and can't remember what happed 2 weeks ago.

[whotaughtyou]

LISA SNOWDON

[whotaughtyou]

BILLY PIPER

[whotaughtyou]

AS I SAID I HAVE MR DARCY DENZEL WASHINGTON DARCY D'ANGELO AND YOU MADE DARCY SOME BLACK BLOKE FROM THAT RnB BAND BLUE FROM YOUR EXPERIENCE I REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHY OH NO LAN

[1purpleronnie]

stays doon the road in glasgow should hear him talk now ..not speakin glaswigian noo

[GamerzOwnsPcGamez]

i didnt laugh at i diddnt understand shit he said i want 8mins of my laugh back now ima have a bad day

[mactavishc]

@GamerzOwnsPcGamez

Ya english bastad. Go lern sum fookin sco'ish hey?

Too right bunch o fookin twats you lut are.

Und...eh...fookin....und....eh­......fookin....und....eh

[DLPBurke]

@GamerzOwnsPcGamez No sense of humour.. prob too thick.

[whotaughtyou]

JAPANESE MEN SMOKE IN THE BEDROOM BILLY ARE YOU JOKING

[MrAshski]

@danielharris13 na this isn't that funny, his other stuff is better, but I don't rate those others you've mentioned, Evans isn't great material, just well delivered. Gervais never makes me laugh.

[danielharris13]

I don't think he's that funny, don't get why he's voted Britain's top comedian. I think Lee Evans, Ricky Gervais and Micky Flanagan are better

[RolandDeschain1]

Billy is the best ever.

No question

[theAdman496]

the kind of woman you would say " look at that old woman" lol

[thefirstsneedlechee]

I wish I could understand him better :( he is the funniest man alive

[lekocafe]

Damn, he is funny! Really knows how to tell a story.

[sam478516]

Is this the guy from muppets treasure island? dear jesus, I hope it is.

[organaphus]

@sam478516 Indeed it is :) As he says himself, he's in many movies, but usually dies in the first fifteen minutes!

[pulmonaryarchery88]

It takes real funny to be able to make a person laugh no matter what he says

a quality shared by Billy and Richard Pryor to name a few

[schlinkism]

spent the entire time trying to figure out what he was wearing

[englishmanspeaks]

I'm sorry, I just really don't find this funny, I had to force a laugh. I prefer Lee Evans, Michael McIntyre, Jimmy Carr, George Carlin etc.

[Emmamoo]

@englishmanspeaks hmmm yet you felt compelled to watch it all and make a comment...

[englishmanspeaks]

@Emmamoo Yes because it is the first clip of him I have seen. And even if it wasn't and I didn't like previous clips of him that I have seen I would have still watch others to see if he had other good material, so please don't tell me what to watch and when I can comment.

[Emmamoo]

@englishmanspeaks I didn't tell you what to watch or when you can comment. I simply made an observation.

[Webzlinger]

1:49 HAHA!!! LOL!!! That's one infectious laughter.

[whotaughtyou]

EEK MY SECRET OMAR

[whotaughtyou]

POOJA TAUGGHT 76

FORESKIN JOURNEYS ESCORT

[whotaughtyou]

BILLY CONNOLLY OLD 34 91 54 29

[dracomaster4]

80 people must have gotten flung off a bus as a child.

[machanalan]

am from glasgow , its fuuny laughing at yous folk from all over the world laughing , if you herd me you would not have a clue

[romeosmummy]

I have been brought up listening to the Big Yin, thats 31yrs of Billy :) To this day i prefer his version of Tell Laura I love her (my name is Laura)

[TheAmethystSkies]

LOVING the comments to this video. They bring the tears quicker. xD

[TheAmethystSkies]

I love how he takes the piss out of people who cheer when he utters a location of any sort... like they're really amazed he's travelled to where they live or know of or have been to once in their life... or know someone who knows someone who lives there... e.O 

[theruntsdarkband]

WARNING .....you mite die laughing

ADVICE .....best not to eat or drink to avoid choking and have a bathroom break to avoid pissing your self

[TheAmethystSkies]

@theruntsdarkband I've seen this a million times & STILL didn't manage to heed your advice. My juice was nearly all over the laptop. Thanks for the warning all the same :D

[sub54u]

it was one of the most awful things i ever saw in my life, and yet.................funny. LOL

[Deanbass77]

Ah Scotland. Somewhere, in an old Loch, they say that a great sea beast still swims. And somewhere, along an old road with a hedge, they say an old woman is still running for her life.

[dod351]

im a bus driver. pee myself at this

[pixigame]

OMG I LAUGHED SO MUCH (my Bed Broke :L )WHEN HE SAID : AND SHE WAS GONE!!! AHAHA

[Seaventeares]

ARRRRRRRGH He only said. "Now" and I started pissing me pants..

[Smilby96]

That was fuckin hilarious I had stomach pains and struggled to breath I was laughing so hard

[loveliverpool78]

Oh God my stomach is so sore and my eyes are streaming that poor old lady must have needed her shoes resoleing after that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[munghi]

Clydebank  talkin aboot

[TheLegorock]

hoorah for clydebank

[ThatMusicILove]

Funniest thing I've watched in a while! Actually howling!

[MuppetCC97]

I saw her the other day at the riots in london, she just ran by

[marcdjs]

'fuckin hurray for clydebank'

[blahdiblah2010]

''is she running still?'' HAHAHAHA literally screaming!!!!!

[blahdiblah2010]

I SAID HI TO BILLY YESTERDAY IN LONDON!!!! omg swoooooooooon he's sooooo gorgeous!!!!

[himbaby989]

@TheAaron87 You are a massive fail. You just watched the video and your whole quote was wrong. Honestly if you could'nt remember it why not just listen to it again? tit

[mortalsinner69]

snooki!

[Back2the80sagain]

Whohahahha I looked up and she was gone hahaha brilliant!!!

[freshlevi]

''Look at that old woman"

[EvesInParadise]

Does anyone know in which clip he talks about the cripple guys coming out of the ship yards, "Them ship yards are a bit ruff arn't they?" etc...

[scariesheep]

@EvesInParadise he talks about it in a gig he done in 1994

[KangoTV]

@EvesInParadise Shipyard funny walks.

[yuup83]

aww fuck,ye cant beat billy connolly,anyone that is highly strung or cant take a joke get a fuckin grip you'll be dead long enough,smile and be happy ye bastards ye!!!

[Scampdude]

@yuup83

Well said my friend!

[richardmann184]

Funny mother fucker. made me spit beer all over my monitor.

[DJRoxi]

@richardmann184 Ditto here man!

[grimmestfandango]

I almost lost full control of my bladder and nearly died from oxygen starvation, but Billy Connolly's jokes are fucking worth it.

[shannonlovesbuble]

i'm from clydebank, yusssss! <3

[SuperParkie123]

ill admit that i weed myself laughing at this video :D i love u billy ;)

[FantaGamer]

Must know the dvd title if there is one.

[kls22280]

I love you Billy !!!!!!! ;-))

[icecool1065]

This is the unfunniest video I've seen all year.

Billy connolly is not funny.

[robbo3166]

@icecool1065 watch something else then. Simple.

[Webzlinger]

I literally pissed myself/.

[seretoninflatline]

Oh christ my face hurts , needed that laugh :)

[robandrene]

I'm from Duntocher......and yes, Hurrah for Clydebank!

[fuzzwarmy]

Oh brilliant, brilliant! Connolly has murdered me. Best comedian of all time.

[TranceInMyPants21]

I have watched this over 200 times,Every time i watch it again i cry haha Billy you Legend.The one and only.

[dizydog123]

what a legend!!!

[ily191]

great now their is soup all over my keyboard XD

[MrPonko]

Well, I just looked on his Wikipedia page, and he IS married, but was sexually abused by his father between the gaes of 10 and 15. Anyone surprised?

[dpswatson]

@MrPonko and who the fuck are you? I only ask because this old fart is fuck rich. What about you? Prick.

[dpswatson]

@MrPonko and who the fuck are you? I only ask because this old fart is fucking rich. What about you? Prick.

[MrPonko]

@dpswatson Who are you his bum chum? Tell him I want two coats of wax on my car tomorrow, and he had better do the dishes properly this time or I will hire someone else.

[MrPonko]

@CNoble87 Wow you must like that goat ball bag Connolly a LOT.

Take his topless poster off of your ceiling, kid. He won't divorce his wife start living with you, ok?

Sorry to inform you, but he does not consider you worth the chewing stuck to his shoe. Fantasise over someone else.

[robbo3166]

@MrPonko First off learn to spell. I don't really like your tone; It would appear to me that you think that someone who is abused as a child means that it is their fault. Personally I feel that is disgusting. My father, picked me up, at two weeks old, and threw me head first into a wall and gave me a subdural haematome. Was this my fault? Unfortunately, this seems to be typical spiteful, hateful words from a typical Brit. God how I hate the modern British.

[mattsgp]

@robbo3166 Typical brit? That's just very stereotypical. Not ALL brits are like this!

[MrPonko]

@robbo3166 I have sympathy for your situation and genuinely wish you well. It's not a child's fault if he is abused but this lowlife dickhead loser Connolly still hasn't been round yet to scrub my toilet. What do I pay these beggars for?

[Johnald1337]

@robbo3166 It was probably your fault. Man up.

[robbo3166]

@Johnald1337 Yeah, it was my fault. Of course, because I could make truly concious decisions at the age of 2 weeks. From what I have been told and from I read in the medical reports, I was crying to be fed. God I was such a bad child. Just fuck off you small minded little prick.

[MrPonko]

This old fart is a dickhead and loser. Who finds this funny, other dickheads and losers?

He looks like he likes black dongs. Let me guess, he has NEVER been married?

[JarheadM4A1]

I live in Clydebank :D

[ShadowxBoi]

@JarheadM4A1 fucking hooray for Clydebank

[TheAaron87]

"I dont know how old she was, but she was old.......old enough when you look at an old woman and say 'thats an old woman" lmao

[baddabom1]

What a GC

[obmat01]

wanker FTP

[Nymie100]

That story is true, I was that lady.

[mokora]

Only billy connolly could wear a cape.

[yeovil50]

Laying in bed with a slipped disc and watched this and think I have slipped another one!

[SuperboyConnerKent]

I almost fucking had a heart attack.

[Baildoggg]

dundee is another city like liverpool or glasgow

[QuirkyGirl12345]

i started laughing at "I was on a bus....." =D

[BassChanter]

One of my favourite comedians, if not my favourite.

Greets from England ;)

[GGSDavejones]

No matter how many times i watch ths i still laugh my arse off when he saids "And i looked up and she was GONE"

[taxpayersnitemare]

@GGSDavejones From Taxpayers nightmare, couldn't find ur link. A Furrie is a worry & wuck is a fuck. Put them together & u get no wucking furries. Sorry if this discriminates against ant furries out there. At least u didn't say u were a wucker:-)

[GGSDavejones]

@taxpayersnitemare lol it's alright, it's why i asked as i didn't quite understand what you mean so i thought it'd be best to find out

[hellz2kaii7]

Fucking hooray for Clydebank, legendary!

[InfinityDz]

I haven't laughed this sincerely since George Carlin thank you Billy, and thank you marky for the upload

[SkreetGil]

That has got to be the funniest shit evah. OMG I"m fucking crying!

[TranceInMyPants21]

@SkreetGil I have this on dvd and everytime i watch it i cry haha Billy is a Legend.

[imbaluris]

Thank god for Billy Connolly, he tells us so much about the human condition :-)

[koolmook]

"The kind of woman you'd say.. 'look at that old woman'." xD

I laughed soo hard at that!! x) ♥

What tour is this btw?

[ShadowLancer128]

@koolmook live in New York.

Fucking brilliant show.

[koolmook]

@ShadowLancer128 Thank you! I'm going to try to watch the whole thing.

[TranceInMyPants21]

@koolmook This is in New York.I have the dvd get it i swear it will having you laughing for years lol xD Billy is a pure Legend.

[freakyphysicsguy]

I wonder if anybody has tried deliberately stepping off a moving vehicle in an attempt to very briefly run faster than any man in history. It's something I'd pay a small amount to see, but would only try for a very large volume of money.

[bellyboyyy]

@freakyphysicsguy the person would basically do a face plant because of their momentum..so if the vehicle was going decently fast probably death lol wouldnt recommend it for any amount of money

[empath69]

@bellyboyyy Killjoy! :)

[berryjewell]

I can see how Billy would be confused with Frank Carson (Brian Cowen's dear cousin). They do, afterall, laugh at their own jokes.

[dan333onlyhalfevil]

its funny because it might have killed her :D

[BadEggCymru]

RIP The Big Yin,funniest Irishman ever,we'll miss you big guy,thanx for the laughs

[billyconnearly]

@BadEggCymru WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT!!??? You arsehole!? 1st BILLY is Scottish - 2nd He is still ALIVE - you cunt!! get a grip!!!

[BadEggCymru]

@billyconnearly sorry sir,i apologise,I got him mixed up with Frank Carson

[berryjewell]

@billyconnearly Connolly's grandfather was an Irish immigrant. This is true. He once said in an interview that he considered himself to be Irish (I'm sure in addition to being Scottish)

[billyconnearly]

@berryjewell The Irish and the Scots (particularly West Coast Scots) are one and the same! Celtic roots!

[berryjewell]

@billyconnearly I agree. I was confused by your insistance that he was Scottish earlier on. He is both, or as you say, the same. :-)

[TranceInMyPants21]

@BadEggCymru WHAT? You on drugs son? He's from Scotland and he's not dead he will live forever.

[einstienear]

"look at that old woman"

[thomasl12345]

71 people hate clyde bank

[StarletDancer01]

Oh my god I was literally in tears watching this! I laughed so much

[AmyLindseyBFFL2010]

Ehh I'm 11 ... Leave me alone :@ what did I spell wrong??

[AmyLindseyBFFL2010]

I'm useing this video for my school work.... I stay were Billy used to stay :-) xx hope ma teacher is proud :-) xxx

[taxpayersnitemare]

@AmyLindseyBFFL2010 I'm sure ur teacher wont be very proud cause you can't Fucking spell ;-)

[vern63]

@taxpayersnitemare No, and neither can you, you ignorant cretin.

[taxpayersnitemare]

@vern63 for fuck sake. Have u ever heard of sarcasm. This is exactly why i don't bother to comment on anything. Billy's my fav comedian, i just thought if u were a true fan u might get the joke. Instead u think ur so fucking good cause you stay where he used to. Read Pamela Stephensons books on Billy, by the way that's his wife you cretin, & maybe you'll figure out that people like u shit him. So if ur going to be like that, Useing is spelt using, and ma is spelt my. Having BFFL in ur name?? FUC

[vern63]

@taxpayersnitemare Oh I've heard of sarasm but I doubt the 11 year old girl who's post you just ripped the shit out of has. Maybe you should've read the posts properly - that's P R O P E R L Y - before you posted your last ill-informed rant.

[taxpayersnitemare]

@vern63 sorry. Had i known she was 11 i wouldn't have said anything, not even the original comment, but the reality is ones age is not displayed & 11y/o's shouldn't be watching this sort of material (ít's more a 16+ type of comedy). I gather this is an adult commenting on her behalf. Maybe u should be keeping a closer eye on what she's doing on the internet rather than worrying about a comment some1 makes from the other side of the world.

[vern63]

@taxpayersnitemare Fair enough, Dude. For the record though, I don't know the little girl - just felt sorry for her. Truce? :)

[taxpayersnitemare]

@vern63 No wucking furries mate. Truce.

[vern63]

@taxpayersnitemare :D

[taxpayersnitemare]

@vern63 Truce, no wucking furries, truelly, i'm not that much of an arsehole.

[GGSDavejones]

@taxpayersnitemare Now i'm interested in this completely unrelated topic about furries, care in tell me what it's about? (speaking as a furrie)

[vern63]

@AmyLindseyBFFL2010 Top girl! :) I'm pretty sure your teacher WILL be VERY proud. Well done, and ignore that other stupid comment. :)

[TheStandoutCrowd]

Lmfao aw Billy :')

He's done us scots proud!!

[mickwillie1]

both are running still.

[JBrads91]

he tells a story so well its unreal!!!!!!

sir billy connolly is surely not far away!!

[andos8888]

she was gone from the bus but she was still there.....

[NicolaiRocks]

Is he wearing a cape? xD

[commanderplyers]

@NicolaiRocks no

[donniecatalano]

70 people fell out of a bus

[sgogins]

@donniecatalano but one dickhead copy and pasted on of the most used ways to get thumbs...

[donniecatalano]

@sgogins: ?Sorry?

[rexfactor69]

I saw him this weekend in Vancouver, so fucking hilarious. He had the entire audience in stitches the entire time. Got to meet him afterwards and he was so nice :D he's so damned funny

[CaptPoco]

This guy's a natural: he can make you laugh at nothing but his impeccable delivery. Think about it. What, exactly, about his story was funny? And yet you and I laughed our asses off. Genius.

[tumblingdice2010]

Is she running still?

[lenniethefish]

Just sooooo funny. One of the few who can make my belly ache with laughing so hard! Brilliant!

[jadey212001]

natural on stage unlike lee evans aka norman wisdom impersinator

[kamalpalin]

I also have a great sense of humor naneedj.info

[MiggleMuggle]

Billy is funny, he swears like trouper but it is never offensive just bloody funny. He puts a lot of modern comedians to shame. Frankie Boyle and Russell Howard are pathetic!

[MufF1N01]

Is he wearing a cape?

[misteropinionation]

@MufF1N01 no, he's wearing a cloak.

noob

[debz12180]

@MufF1N01 his skirt lol

[greeny087]

70 people were to busy falling out of buses to hit the like button

[me33848]

He,s so brill he can make a joke out of anything.

[GeorgesBarras]

Talking of awful shit that happens but which we laugh at, Newcastle has the same gallows humour - life is shit, laugh at it.