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  • Yeah I do Something like that :D

  • isnt he australian

  • Bit odd how Sniper has an English accent when he is "supposed" to be Aussie xD

  • Sniper: I have a plan for everyone you meet.

    We never meet pyro.

  • I just noticed, over the million of times I've watched this.

    "Copyright LOLOLOL"

  • thumbs up if u hate the thing that pops up as finish himm!

  • Australia ppl don't sound like that!!!!!

  • lol

    

  • he seems so much more sinister in game XP

  • It's a dirty job , Mike. xD

  • i cant even count the amount the times ive watched these meet the tf2 charcters! there just too good! they should make a movie!! im totaly serious

  • Am I the only one who seems to think Valve prefer red to blue? The 'meet the' s of the red team always show them off as good and the one with meet the spy, the blue team all gets killed.

  • 505 people got killed by the sniper

  • greatest game ever crafted by the geniuses of valve corporation.

  • boom -.- Head shot

  • I like the Sniper, for the SMG!! I'm a CoD player...

  • @megaspike1121 Get out of here...

  • @crazyworld014 Why? I'm just a gamer <:C

  • if our plan is kill everyone we meet , we dont have to kill pyro we havent meet him yet

  • 0:34 Looks like the Demoman, lost another eye.... SEE?

  • FullMovie30.way.to provides you with Full Version of this Movie!

  • @Mario4812 There is a official comic named "Meet the Director" as part of the Replay Update site.

  • The scope on his rifle looks like a Vietnam War era Starlight Scope.

  • I want to Meet the Cameraman and find out why he loves RED so much.

  • If I see one more damn

    "Looks at the title" comment, I am going to fucking slice someone's throat with a kukri.

  • So coffee is the secret ingretient for jarate... Who would have known?

  • I laughed so hard at the demoman...

  • I love the camping part 1.02.

    feel free to watch my tf2 video.

  • check out my TF2 vids :)

  • Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

    Look at the title of this video - oh shit

  • 0:15 "Copyright LOLOLOLOLOL"

  • Feelings? look mate...

  • Since when is 480p HD?

  • @trickyninja808 three years ago, that's when.

  • FINISH HIM!

    Boom. Head shot!

  • Whas up

  • he drinks coffee then he pisses in a jar and throw it at people

  • 0:31 how the demoman lost his eye

  • @Strikedead444 he was running around blind because the bottle put out his GOOD eye, and so he had 1 eye before the sniper shot.

  • One jarate a day keeps the spy away.

  • Fus, Ro Dah.

    Adventurin's a good job, mate.

    Challenging work, outta doors.

    Guarantee you won't go hungry, cause at the end of the day, long as there's 1 NPC left, someone is gonna want something done.

    Dad, dad...I'm not a merchant dad, I'm the Dragonborn.

    Well the difference being one is a job and the other is the last hope for the world!

    I think that dragon saw me...YES, YES IT DID

    Professional have standards:

    Be stealthy, be armed, and have a plan to loot everyone you meet.

  • @crazyworld014 That, my friend, is a Skyrim joke done right!

  • @videoguy3211 Thank you, but tis was not a joke, but a comment.

  • He's wearing Deus Specs :3

  • 0:32 Reskinned Machina without piercing sound effect and lasers

  • HD my ass.

  • MEGAT

  • if jarate is piss then i don't wanna know what mad milk is....

  • @GettingUp450 angry cow juice?

  • @GettingUp450 expired milk :D

  • @GettingUp450 It said its a level 10 non milk sustence. Correct me if I spelled that wrong. :/

  • @GettingUp450 Then Mad Milk is cum...

  • @SaharanSpyTF2 Thank You Captain Obvious!!! You Save the Day One More Time!!!

  • @GettingUp450 What else could it be instead of some milk?

  • @firefox3249 Jizz.

  • @GettingUp450 mad milk is also called mann milk

  • heh his accent totally reminds me of totalbuiscuit XP

  • I think this mate saw me... *gunfire* YES yes he did!...

  • 0:32 epic Demoman Kill

  • 506 people Are not assassins

  • "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet"

    -Looks at the video title-

    0.o shit

  • turn captions on for lolz :3

  • BOOM ۞ Headshot!!!11!1oneoneone

  • @ChrisTeilor jewish headshot?

  • @MateusVIII Alien headshot!

  • I'm about to blow your minds... the sniper is married to GLaDOS!

  • this game is still awesome

  • boom headshawt

  • This video just reminds me.. I used to play sniper for a clan, nothing too fancy. Sniper achievements just came out and I'd been bugging with the "Not a crazed gunman, dad" achievement. After a week of playing I finally got it, it popped up in chat and the first thing a clanmate says on vent: "Not a crazed gunman, my ass"

  • is this a good game?

  • @TheTEAMBUTLER yes, I HIGHLY recommend it ;)

  • Someone is going to want someone dead, transcribed to Someone is going to want someone who cares. Hm.

  • So THAT'S how the demo man lost his eye.

  • hd?

    yea cool story

  • lol why cant people with no account watch this?

  • be ifficient, be polite, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet are all achievements.

  • @over9000stuff and "professionals have standards" is an acheivement in starcraft 2 as well.....it's obviously a shout-out...particularily since the acheive is for useing sniper rounds to get 25 kills....

  • 0:11

  • YouTube, you have shitty transcribe audio

  • @Sx3KingKai Lol, 'you muffins do not care' hahahaha

  • plumbing's a good job mate, challenging work, particularily whenever you've got gorrilas throwing barrels at ya. i can guarentee you'll never go hungry, cause so long as there's 2 broken toilets in the whole kingdom someone is gonna give loads of coins to fix em and many mushrooms for stomping on turtles. "i'm not a shroom munchin' curbstomper dad, i'm a repair man. what difference does it make? one's a job there other's being a bloody wankin' idiot".

  • @actualmadscientist fucking LOL

  • i find it funny how at 1:13, if you transcribe audio it sez 'alive' while 3 people are killed

  • boom,headshot kkk

  • Anyone else notice the backstab logo on the sign?

  • How do I be polite? (Or otherwise, duffle my hat?)

  • Someone is going to want someone dead.

  • 0:58

    I just figured out what those jars were... :-S

  • haha anyone else notic the jars of jarete otherwise his piss filling up? haha!

    /watch?feature=player_detailpa­ge&v=PyNuriXG3BQ#t=59s

  • i love the boom headshot

  • "Someone is gonna want someone dead."

    Transcribed:

    "Someone is gonna want someone who cares."

  • trololol

  • 503people died because the sniper killed them upon meeting him

  • @OpalCreeper What's significant about 503 people? There are currently 502 dislikes.

  • Haha. Team Fortress 2 is now for free

  • 0:48

    warner difference do you want to join the others it's a sickness problems with

    i lost it

  • Very cool class intro.

  • sniper: have a plan to kill everyone you meet

    me: *looks at title*

    me: fuck..

  • @RsHaCkZoR

    Don't worry! He still has to kill 6 million people before he gets to you.

  • @Acer0c haha ;D

  • @RsHaCkZoR We kill the blu sniper

  • @RsHaCkZoR He just has a plan to do so if the situation ever required it. Doesn't mean he will.

  • 0:56 "plastic is marginally" (with cc)

    lol!

  • and if i pause at 0:22 ,seems that "christian brutal sniper" shaves after all,kinda like to be and "old,bit advanced fashion sniper" though...

  • could be better,but i'm bad at sniper rifles

    ~better go ahead with huntsman...~ ~well...my huntsman,i'll do it~

  • HD my ass

  • OH my Gosh! I just Watched M0VIE in FULL here at FullMoviez.got.to Go and see what they G0T!

  • "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." «Meet the Sniper»

  • I wish my PC could run this.

  • "Profesionals are stainless" lol

  • The captions didn't know what to say at 1:31 and it just said "uh..".

  • @TheOtherLioyd MW3 did, silly.

  • DA DA DA DA TA-TA

  • Macina double kill 0:32

  • Meet GLaDOS' husband.

  • Seems like a nice chap. that's honorable enough. let's wrap it up so we can go down to the pub. 

  • That bobble head at the first sence was from TEAM FORTRESS CLASSIC!

  • That's Alot of piss for like 3 hours

  • @trackboy17 and its all yellow implying dehydration

  • @trackboy17 maybe thats sweat.

  • @magicandmagik

    Its jarate :3

  • be effective

  • Even after Meet the Medic, this is my favorite one.

  • VALVE;

    CALLS THEM TRAILERS

    NEVER AIRS IT ON TV

    WHY

  • @AvitalzCartoonz Trailers don't go on TV, silly.

  • Notice that he's driving a camper...

  • Was he suppose to be Aussie cause he sounds English so wtf...

  • I love sniper's akcent

  • sniper is the BEST class EVER!

  • I like heavy more, Watch my vid TF2 - Epic Fail :) COmment on it if you like it

  • "Fisher's a good job mate, challenge at work, on a boat. I guarantee you won't go hungry cuz at the end of the day as long as there's 2 fish left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone caught. Dad... da- im a- im not a crazy gunman dad im a fisher the difference being ones a job ones a kind of bird.... I'll be honest with you, my parents, do not like fish. I think a fish was baited... YES YES it was..."

  • @androhgomez genius

  • @androhgomez U just reminded me, i haven't gone fishing in a while...

  • i have to kill everyone i meet moaw.

  • Had a plan to kill everyone you meet

    *looks at title*

    O.o

  • Anyone notice when sniper was drinking hr proberbly urinated in the jars.

  • "My parents do not care"

    Transcribed to be

    "Muffins do not care" 

  • @2KingdomHearts345243 My God *takes of sunglasses* Derpy is a sniper

  • @2KingdomHearts345243 muffins dont give no fucks.

  • /watch?v=6vhNWzK_yGA

    kthxbai.

  • IDK why but this guy reminds me of Geico's gecko

  • 0MG! Best Movie Ever! Rush and watch this M0VIE IN HD now at MoviezFull.way.to You SH0ULD see it right now!

  • I want that fucking awesome hat!

  • @sw33tb0y77 what hat

    

  • @sw33tb0y77 I KNOW RIGHT? I wonder how much Valve would make if they sold those hats in real life....

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  • @antimanele it's "have a plan to kill everyone you meet" not "throw piss at everyone you meet" lol but that would be funny

  • @shadowfanjj Same thing, pretty much.

  • when i had the machina,i did good headshots.

  • In meet the Doctor Heavy outsmarted bullet but in this one Bullet outsmarted Heavy

  • They should make a movie about these guys

  • Be Polite...

    Be Efficient...

    And throw piss at everyone you see.

  • In Soviet Russia, Sniper Meet You.