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  • God damn it Machinima... I DONT WANT TO FINISH HIM! -_-

  • You know, I had never noticed this, but the sniper has a point. Professionals do have standards. Being polite is about the best thing you can do. Efficiency in any type of line of work is a must to get a product out there asap. And having a plan to kill anyone you meet is just good caution. 

  • Dear Machinima, 480p is not HD. That is all.

  • His standards, "Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet," is something I now live by.

  • 0:51 is amazingly funny i think his mate saw me (gun shot) yes yes he did

  • 0:51 - 1:00 is the best part

  • WTF IS THIS HE DOESNT LOOK LIKE CHRIS KYLE AT ALL.....RIPOFF

  • @999basille who said anything about him looking like chris kyle? i hav no idea who that person/fan boy of something is but whatever you know :3

  • I think this mate saw me...

  • Sniping for Team Fortress is one of the best sniping jobs, cause you'll never run out of targets. Everyone just respawns in like 10 seconds anyway!

  • i still think his scope his is just a telescope attached to a high powered rifle

  • He seems like the guy I'd invite to a barbecue.

  • Sniper: Lives in a CAMPER van.

    The irony. Like Engi is sitting by a CAMP fire.

  • Be polite, be efficient, throw jars of piss at people.

  • #1 Sniper :D

  • some stuff he says are achievements, Be efficient, kill everyone you meet, be polite, Not a crazed gunman dad, etc.

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  • @MegaTimebomb098 Voice actin's a good job, mate. Challenging work, in-doors. Guarantee you won't go hungry, cuz at the end of the day, as long as there's one movie-maker left, someone is going to want something read.

  • Did anybody notice the road sign had the headshot image on it?

  • Yeah I do Something like that :D

  • isnt he australian

  • Bit odd how Sniper has an English accent when he is "supposed" to be Aussie xD

  • @NashiNashii Actually, the Australian accent sounds kind of similar to the English accent. :) Look up some 'How to speak with an Australian accent' videos and you'll see they're a bit alike :D

  • @AvitalzCartoonz

    I'm not going to look up a video on how to speak with my own accent. I am Australian and my family are English. I know what the accents sound like. This is an English accent with Australian inflections. It sounds like the voice actor was trying to immitate Michael Caine. (English and Australian accents vary a lot.. It's not all gday mate and pippipho..) :|

  • Sniper: I have a plan for everyone you meet.

    We never meet pyro.

  • I just noticed, over the million of times I've watched this.

    "Copyright LOLOLOL"

  • thumbs up if u hate the thing that pops up as finish himm!

  • Australia ppl don't sound like that!!!!!

  • lol

    

  • he seems so much more sinister in game XP

  • It's a dirty job , Mike. xD

  • i cant even count the amount the times ive watched these meet the tf2 charcters! there just too good! they should make a movie!! im totaly serious

  • @KaosProductions94 Seconded. I would watch a movie with these guys in it in a heartbeat. 

  • @KaosProductions94 A movie would be impossible to make without having bad reviews from picky movie critics. First of all we all know that every character looks alike in the game and they would complain but if there was no character alike they would still complain. There is also no story to the game but simply shoot and go through your objective. Although, in my opinion I would enjoy a movie based on TF2.(with "The Rock" playing as the Heavy lol.)

  • Am I the only one who seems to think Valve prefer red to blue? The 'meet the' s of the red team always show them off as good and the one with meet the spy, the blue team all gets killed.

  • 505 people got killed by the sniper

  • greatest game ever crafted by the geniuses of valve corporation.

  • boom -.- Head shot

  • I like the Sniper, for the SMG!! I'm a CoD player...

  • @megaspike1121 Get out of here...

  • @crazyworld014 Why? I'm just a gamer <:C

  • if our plan is kill everyone we meet , we dont have to kill pyro we havent meet him yet

  • 0:34 Looks like the Demoman, lost another eye.... SEE?

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  • @Mario4812 There is a official comic named "Meet the Director" as part of the Replay Update site.

  • The scope on his rifle looks like a Vietnam War era Starlight Scope.

  • I want to Meet the Cameraman and find out why he loves RED so much.

  • If I see one more damn

    "Looks at the title" comment, I am going to fucking slice someone's throat with a kukri.

  • So coffee is the secret ingretient for jarate... Who would have known?

  • I laughed so hard at the demoman...

  • I love the camping part 1.02.

    feel free to watch my tf2 video.

  • check out my TF2 vids :)

  • Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

    Look at the title of this video - oh shit

  • 0:15 "Copyright LOLOLOLOLOL"

  • Feelings? look mate...

  • Since when is 480p HD?

  • @trickyninja808 three years ago, that's when.

  • FINISH HIM!

    Boom. Head shot!

  • Whas up

  • he drinks coffee then he pisses in a jar and throw it at people

  • 0:31 how the demoman lost his eye

  • @Strikedead444 he was running around blind because the bottle put out his GOOD eye, and so he had 1 eye before the sniper shot.

  • One jarate a day keeps the spy away.

  • Fus, Ro Dah.

    Adventurin's a good job, mate.

    Challenging work, outta doors.

    Guarantee you won't go hungry, cause at the end of the day, long as there's 1 NPC left, someone is gonna want something done.

    Dad, dad...I'm not a merchant dad, I'm the Dragonborn.

    Well the difference being one is a job and the other is the last hope for the world!

    I think that dragon saw me...YES, YES IT DID

    Professional have standards:

    Be stealthy, be armed, and have a plan to loot everyone you meet.

  • @crazyworld014 That, my friend, is a Skyrim joke done right!

  • @videoguy3211 Thank you, but tis was not a joke, but a comment.

  • He's wearing Deus Specs :3

  • 0:32 Reskinned Machina without piercing sound effect and lasers

  • HD my ass.

  • MEGAT

  • if jarate is piss then i don't wanna know what mad milk is....

  • @GettingUp450 angry cow juice?

  • @GettingUp450 expired milk :D

  • @GettingUp450 It said its a level 10 non milk sustence. Correct me if I spelled that wrong. :/

  • @GettingUp450 Then Mad Milk is cum...

  • @SaharanSpyTF2 Thank You Captain Obvious!!! You Save the Day One More Time!!!

  • @GettingUp450 What else could it be instead of some milk? 

  • @firefox3249 Jizz.

  • @GettingUp450 mad milk is also called mann milk

  • heh his accent totally reminds me of totalbuiscuit XP

  • I think this mate saw me... *gunfire* YES yes he did!...

  • 0:32 epic Demoman Kill

  • 506 people Are not assassins

  • "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet"

    -Looks at the video title-

    0.o shit

  • turn captions on for lolz :3

  •  BOOM ۞ Headshot!!!11!1oneoneone

  • @ChrisTeilor jewish headshot?

  • @MateusVIII Alien headshot!

  • I'm about to blow your minds... the sniper is married to GLaDOS!

  • this game is still awesome

  • boom headshawt

  • This video just reminds me.. I used to play sniper for a clan, nothing too fancy. Sniper achievements just came out and I'd been bugging with the "Not a crazed gunman, dad" achievement. After a week of playing I finally got it, it popped up in chat and the first thing a clanmate says on vent: "Not a crazed gunman, my ass"

  • is this a good game?

  • @TheTEAMBUTLER yes, I HIGHLY recommend it ;)

  • Someone is going to want someone dead, transcribed to Someone is going to want someone who cares. Hm.

  • So THAT'S how the demo man lost his eye.

  • hd?

    yea cool story

  • lol why cant people with no account watch this?

  • be ifficient, be polite, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet are all achievements.

  • @over9000stuff and "professionals have standards" is an acheivement in starcraft 2 as well.....it's obviously a shout-out...particularily since the acheive is for useing sniper rounds to get 25 kills....

  • 0:11

  • YouTube, you have shitty transcribe audio

  • @Sx3KingKai Lol, 'you muffins do not care' hahahaha

  • plumbing's a good job mate, challenging work, particularily whenever you've got gorrilas throwing barrels at ya. i can guarentee you'll never go hungry, cause so long as there's 2 broken toilets in the whole kingdom someone is gonna give loads of coins to fix em and many mushrooms for stomping on turtles. "i'm not a shroom munchin' curbstomper dad, i'm a repair man. what difference does it make? one's a job there other's being a bloody wankin' idiot".

  • @actualmadscientist fucking LOL

  • i find it funny how at 1:13, if you transcribe audio it sez 'alive' while 3 people are killed

  • boom,headshot kkk

  • Anyone else notice the backstab logo on the sign?

  • How do I be polite? (Or otherwise, duffle my hat?)

  • Someone is going to want someone dead.

  • 0:58

    I just figured out what those jars were... :-S

  • haha anyone else notic the jars of jarete otherwise his piss filling up? haha!

    /watch?feature=player_detailpa­ge&v=PyNuriXG3BQ#t=59s

  • i love the boom headshot

    

  • "Someone is gonna want someone dead."

    Transcribed:

    "Someone is gonna want someone who cares."

  • trololol

  • 503people died because the sniper killed them upon meeting him

  • @OpalCreeper What's significant about 503 people? There are currently 502 dislikes.

  • Haha. Team Fortress 2 is now for free

  • 0:48

    warner difference do you want to join the others it's a sickness problems with

    i lost it

  • Very cool class intro.

  • sniper: have a plan to kill everyone you meet

    me: *looks at title*

    me: fuck..

  • @RsHaCkZoR

    Don't worry! He still has to kill 6 million people before he gets to you.

  • @Acer0c haha ;D

  • @RsHaCkZoR We kill the blu sniper

  • @RsHaCkZoR He just has a plan to do so if the situation ever required it. Doesn't mean he will.

  • 0:56 "plastic is marginally" (with cc)

    lol!

  • and if i pause at 0:22 ,seems that "christian brutal sniper" shaves after all,kinda like to be and "old,bit advanced fashion sniper" though...

  • could be better,but i'm bad at sniper rifles

    ~better go ahead with huntsman...~ ~well...my huntsman,i'll do it~

  • HD my ass

  • OH my Gosh! I just Watched M0VIE in FULL here at FullMoviez.got.to Go and see what they G0T!

  • "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." «Meet the Sniper»

  • I wish my PC could run this.

  • "Profesionals are stainless" lol

  • The captions didn't know what to say at 1:31 and it just said "uh..".

  • @TheOtherLioyd MW3 did, silly.

  • DA DA DA DA TA-TA

  • Macina double kill 0:32

  • Meet GLaDOS' husband.

  • Seems like a nice chap. that's honorable enough. let's wrap it up so we can go down to the pub.

  • That bobble head at the first sence was from TEAM FORTRESS CLASSIC!

  • That's Alot of piss for like 3 hours

  • @trackboy17 and its all yellow implying dehydration

  • @trackboy17 maybe thats sweat.

  • @magicandmagik

    Its jarate :3

  • be effective

  • Even after Meet the Medic, this is my favorite one.

  • VALVE;

    CALLS THEM TRAILERS

    NEVER AIRS IT ON TV

    WHY

  • @AvitalzCartoonz Trailers don't go on TV, silly.

  • Notice that he's driving a camper...

  • Was he suppose to be Aussie cause he sounds English so wtf...

  • I love sniper's akcent

  • sniper is the BEST class EVER!