Jack Thompson Was Right! - From X-Play

[ProiniTyropita]

HHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHHA amazing!!!!!!!

[iFeared6]

Skyrim taught me how to yell at reptile like creatures

[alizekeriya]

whats the name of the song that starts at 1:11

[grkpektis]

I wish this was real that would be awesome

[wayoftheroad1]

super mario bros . taught me how to take drugs and jump down pipes

[Bowserpoop97]

Portal taught me to get cake by escaping test chambers using a portal gun.

[DamuEmran]

LOL at all the moments were Jack Thompson shows over his abs.

[ugh1134]

Zelda taught me to break other peoples' pots and steal their money.

[TheGamersEnjoyment]

this would make a freaking badass movie

[greatxssassin1]

Battlefield taught me how to teleport in a tank and make havoc!

[ZombiezKilla58]

halo 3 taught me to fear cones. everyone calles me crazy but I SWEAR THEY KILLED MY FRIEND OUTSIDE MY OWN HOME! ITS NOT JUST HALO RUN!!!!!

[FreezinFlamesGT]

According to Thompson's logic, Underground 2 taught me how to drive.

[GillsFan91]

Halo taught me how to jump.

[roger62383]

Mario taught me how to jump through walls if I duck first. As soon as I launch into space I can grab a star and become invincible. I weep for the future.

[mrmctommy]

Skate 3 taught me how to loiter

[TH3Tmonster]

Jack Thompson is a dick he is a fucker

[purplepieman1500]

Portal gave me an easy way to dispose of bodies xD

[th3on3andonlylov3r]

MGS taught me to be a ninja and that all governments are a lie

[Wolf8x2]

Tetris taught me how to stack bodies...

[HairyDONG69]

I guess if GTA taught someone how to murder than I guess we can all say that games like Custers Revenge taught us to be rapists.

[Link6708]

Super Mario Bros taught me how to slaughter innocent koopas

[twilightfan4ever5478]

GTA is a muder simulator Gee then that means every game ith guns are also muder simulators dumbass -_-

[HairyDONG69]

@twilightfan4ever5478 Technically he called GTA a "murder Simulator" because well you can commit murder. Other games have a story like you're a marine or a bounty hunter or something, not a petty criminal. However it is not a Murder Simulator, it's the same as every other game, it's a game with a story in which you do what your character is, be a criminal.

[slyjose101]

Angry Birds taught me to tie black round birds to dynamite and using a slingshot to shoot and blow the shit out of my neigbors pig.

[Swimmisan]

@superfamus2 Pretty good spelling and grammar for an 11 year old. And did you mean for your name to be "superFAMAS?"

[BigBoss69614]

@Swimmisan i know this isn't any of my business but i think the name was supposed to be superSAMUS

[superfamus2]

if my goal to become a game programmer or tester doesnt work out

then my new goal is to make sure jack thompson dies before me

by then ill get a descent pay at gamestop :D

P.s this is coming from an 11 year old

[superfamus2]

street fighter and super smash bros has taught how succesfully punch and kick ppl in the face

[himaru21]

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

[ThirdStreetSaint777]

@himaru21 That would be horrible. XD

[scarlettbane]

Its Christmas, 1979. My little brother Timmy wanted Pong. He got ponged himself. Two hoodlums found him in the street. Jimmy went back and forth and back and forth! His neck snapped like a twig!

[ThirdStreetSaint777]

If only this was real so I can go all over the Country doing some Niko Bellic shit. XD

[Xxnoheartx]

please tell me this is a joke

[scarlettbane]

@Xxnoheartx you really cant tell its a joke?

[gtavicecityfan02]

Pac-man taught me how to eat balls

[DoomedSpaceMarine123]

Murder simulators FTW :D A few days ago I downloaded Quake demo. When I see bloody pieces of corpses flying around, emitting blood particles, it seems to take me back to my childhood - to those good old times when I played Quake on my 100MHz PC :D

[Caradog93]

Heeello Mr Thompson!

[xXnatorXxxXdud3Xx]

mw2 taught me how to quick scope acb taught me how to assassinate sum1

[BigBoss69614]

The Sims taught me how to take a shit

[martindeleon]

@BigBoss69614 omg i started laughing my ass off after reading this comment!!!!

[BigBoss69614]

@martindeleon Thank you for taking time for reading my comment.I cant believe my comment is a top comment

[EricSchwin22]

@warringah08

What if the 3DO taught you how to throw Jack Thompson out of a 2nd story window? Would you do it...well would ya? HUH!!!!

[AFreeGamer]

uhhhhhhh ahhhhhh uhhhhhh......marijuana?

[darknight10000]

This. Is just. Hilarious.

[warringah08]

the panasonic 3do taught me how to throw a game console out a 2nd story window

[LinkmitchTV1]

Mario taught me how to..... Jump on anatomically incorrect creatures,break bricks catch mushrooms, while saving a princess

[ReppinTha303]

Harry Potter taught me how to cast spells

[XenvasOfSound]

Titan Quest taught me how to be a mighty hero.

[paydafee]

world of warcraft taught me how to throw fireballs and organize Raids

[tapion567]

Ninja gaiden taught me how to cut off peoples heads off with samurai swords and how to walk up walls

[flabbalabba1331]

Donkey Kong taught me how to beat gorillas over the head with hammers.

[Jesse2K12]

What are they parodying?

[triggerhappyhirano]

@Jesse2K12 THIS MUTHA FUCKER who is against all video games

[Jesse2K12]

@triggerhappyhirano I mean what are they parodying with the cops coming to jack for help with something he new would happen. I've seen the same parody in south park where the cops come to Eric Cartman asking for help for something he new would happen.

[DrMadHobo]

Portal taught me...how to...uh... think with portals.

[RuffRydersPain1]

Splatterhouse taught me how to be a surgeon

[scruffy688]

I love how National Guard is a ad...

[puranappu]

Mario got me into shrooms!!

[IxionVysce]

Jack made 32 accounts on youtube.... so he could dislike it 32 times.

[TheOwnageburst]

Mario taught me to jump!

[VideoVisionary77]

Minecraft taught me to stay away from suicide bombers

WAHT A TWIST

[porygonL]

wait... what?

[TiLonGonn]

XD I'd see it.

[UltimteLifeForm]

Portal taught me to euthanize my companions in incinerators

[MrsHugzies]

I survived the war in Afghanistan because of Contra.

[DroolingBoy]

I hope someone shoves a pineapple up his ass

[Tyleriscoolx2]

I really hope Jack Thompson sees this.

[burnmehdown214]

Apparently GMOD has taught me how to create a large cannon only using a box, a trash can and a baby's corpse.

[irmesia]

Now i believe that jack thompson is a real idiot!

[InsanePickle007]

I actually want to see this

[DaceFXLance]

wat

[MrTubeandWatch]

If GTA is responsible for all that violence, then how did those gamers get away from their TV log enough to even commit the crimes? When I first got GTA I was zoned in for weeks xD

[feh2]

Too bad GTA IV sucks dick.

[InsanePickle007]

@feh2 Then stick to SA and keep your lame opinions to yourself.

[feh2]

@InsanePickle007

SA? The hell? What makes you think I'm a Goon?

[InsanePickle007]

@feh2 i mean GTA SA

[feh2]

@InsanePickle007

Why? Why? When I have serveral other games that are better then SA and GTA IV? I dunno JUST CAUSE 2?

[InsanePickle007]

@feh2 i love Just Cause 2, and GTA IV..... try it out and you will see it is fun

[undisputed4life]

Mario kart taught me to street race.

[relaxingmusic101]

amazingly epic satire.

[sucknam]

He got ponged himself - lol.

Did you notice that Thomson wears Jack Carver's shirt (the guy from Far Cry)? - nice touch.

[hiroicman]

Jack thompson should be in the episode of south park

[SLKclan]

jack thompson probably got his ass kicked in a video game a long time ago and now he's been against them ever since. what a pussy

[AUSSIEKAIJU]

as long as he dies in the end at the hands of all the gamers id watch it if it was a real film

[Swampert384]

That was funny. Pong killed his brother? He's a lunatic.

[iamwarrior1]

@extereo you just copied that from their other show

[extereo]

I pay $20 to see this in 3d

[xXM6000Xx1]

I miss old X-play when they did stuff like this all the time

[tkoizumi]

this needs to be in theatres........

[gonzalez108]

xD i too played pong and felt like killing someone

[dogzilla0578]

Jack Thompson should be happy. This made him look five billion times cooler.

[V904T]

@GangRapedByUtube Then who taught you to kill those people in the first place GTA XD

[dankicemann]

@GangRapedByUtube fucking awesome

[Jehosh27]

Oh my god epic....

[perun1nj]

"Middle of his class" lmao. 

[Musashi003]

JACK THOMPSON sues Jack Thompson for being Jack Thompson and a total ass hat.

Jack Thompson sues dog for leaving a pile of shit on the carpet.

Jack Thompson sues pile of shit for being on the carpet.

[TheSlipknawt]

@Musashi003 Jack Thompson sues carpet for not matching the drapes? I dont know...

[MegaMadPenguin]

@Musashi003

Jack Thompson sues carpet for not removing the shit on the carpet

[StuntStadium]

lmao jack always played gta games and hes probably writing shit notes as we speak about gta 5

[Milkmanfire]

@StuntStadium Played GTA games?...If he and that idiot were talking about Cutting hookers with chainsaws and setting them on fire with flamethrowers in GTA IV he obviously hasn't played GTA Iv...cause neither of those are in there

[juggalojack13]

Best thing ever.

[volk1308]

LOL Jack is sooooooo.... fucking stupid

[sithmastur]

I take offense to Jack Thompsons statements on GTAIV, my buddy Niko has to take his Annihilator all around town because reporters have been mobbing him for statements. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go with Niko on a trip to Miami err... *ahem* I mean VICE CITY to take this fucker out. *Gun cocks*

[TKcmcbTD]

You're gonna get so sued if he sees this :P Maybe me too for making fun of him..

[slayermate07]

i find it so ironic (which is probably intended) that jack thompson wears an almost identical hawaii shirt to Tommy Vercetti in vice city...

[boricuatrumpet69]

i live in Liberty City

[kablay1]

He has fiiiiiiiiiiiine body.

[ThePeteAwesome]

go to waterbury. (in connecitut) i saw kids spraypainting a jack thompson billboard and i was happy. (so beautiful!)

[dannylamb456]

as far as i kno, jack thompson cant even lift 1 pound

[wasdt0m0ve]

he looks like dante from DMC

[dannylamb456]

well

the secnario should have happend 24 days after the sale of gta 4 but no didnt happen in yo face jack thompson

[robert23456789]

tell me hes playing about

[ig88bc]

This would make a great movie, so long as nobody takes it seriously.

[ObamaGoesPostal]

IM G0N SUE YO ASS

[TheGamersEnjoyment]

I wonder what Jack sent to G4TV...

[BrianFalconsFan29]

Stupid hypocrite that jack guy was GTA was around a lot longer than the GTA Game

[whitecheese9]

@BrianFalconsFan29 i dont know how what you said makes him a hypocrite but he is a dick

[TheGamersEnjoyment]

LOL!

[nurnait35]

jack thompson ur a dick

[WeTheGamerzPresent]

This has about as much sense to it as all of Jack's arguments combined. He thinks video games is the next mass genocide apocalypse.

[Arppis]

@WeTheGamerzPresent

Hey, who knows? Maybe some really psychotic people start a movement that has video games on the center of it, and then they start raising hell. You never know... But it is really unlikely. :3

[ShadowRatchet92]

To think, the man against violence in video games is kicking ass here.

[ThePieIsLie]

It wouldn't have surprised me if Jack Thompson had mistaken this for an actual news report then paused the video and called a judge about the new undeniable proof.

[OnlyTubenami]

Super mario brothers taught me how to kidnap a princess. and the legend of zelda taught me how to stab people XD XD this dude is a trip lol

[123masterbate]

i wanna see that movie

[baggedyman]

@GangRapedByUtube FUCKING LOL

[burnaxe500]

LOL

[AzraelofLegion]

Gamers rise up and fuck the system WOOOOO !,, ! lol

[houkou1]

What is with the monkey at 1:58

[happyapple248]

this should be a full length movie 

[TheHeartless09]

Had to be from Cleveland......ugh

[zyphernova750]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!! Favorite!

[Werezilla]

Why do I get the feeling Jack Thompson was the one driving the car that killed Kevin Peira,

[nerftendo005]

Hahaha, funny. He actually got made fun of by an official gaming site, and they did it in a pretty clever manner. I hope Jack Thompson himself sees this, maybe then he'll learn how foolish and ignorant he is.

[WOWFL123]

this is fucking funny i hope he saw this

[gorm135]

@WOWFL123 no, you don't wsh he would, then youtube and g4 would be sued lol

[QkOcHaN123]

I hope I will never EVER hear the words "Jack Thompson was right" in a serious manner. This vid is really funny btw

[Wadesmellbringer]

Funniest thing G4 had in years.

[Jay304BEe]

i miss when g4 did funny ass skits like this

[iweywrt]

How does jack know so much about video games? I thought he hates them...or does he?

[darkgamer161]

lol

[slayermate07]

29 jack thompson clones didn't like this

[nerftendo005]

@slayermate07 Or maybe they didn't know who Jack Thompson is, and they didn't find the video to be that funny. I could hardly imagine the existence of Jack Thompson clones, I think everyone who uses common sense is better than that.

[Gerald360halowowness]

look out people ,italian plumbers who eat shrooms are going to jump on us!

[AngelusFitzgerald]

jack thompson is spend as much time shirtless as taylor lautner in the twilight movies

[leerolofson]

Brilliant!

[OkyDooky]

Dude. If Jack was that badass in real life, I might vote for him. ;)

[JJ20kil3r]

he is so right pong is so dangerous that ball almost killed

[RAWMansonBoy]

Excuse me, but I must go put on some red overalls and jump on some people...

[SethTheArcticFox92]

lol, that'll be the day...

[OniLink147]

This is hilarious.

[MrPantsuitUgggh]

im gonna train on COD mw2 and join the marines

[TechnicolourTV]

@MrPantsuitUgggh That's a good thing ;)

[profecy117]

@MrPantsuitUgggh But mw2 you play as a ranger

[ObamaGoesPostal]

hahaha XD

nice, hope jack has seen this. it gives good picture of his overreaction man

[MrGettothechoppa]

Great 24 spoof.

[JustGreer]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO! He is from ohio

[IGPXer]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JACK THOMPSON WAS RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[ninja7x3]

LOL, he fails at every legal battle he has ever been in

[SmithTheMadman]

I WANT THIS MOVIE

[AaronOG1]

MURDER SIMULATOR!!!!1!

[Sethmyrrh]

Thank you G4 for making this. I hope that dumb prick sees this and understands how everyone views his little laugh of an agenda.

[idk459]

If yall dont know he lost his job

[Jesssteam]

The real jack is ignorance in it's purest form. Along with Cooper Lawrence. They should make a couple.

[ShadowX1777]

the good ol' days

[framk20]

sausy jack u fucker

[Powerline13studios]

I think I'll play GTA Vice city stories and kill random people.

[ManOfDeath567]

Great video! Too bad G4TV isn't what it used to be...

[lollipopraindrops]

yea its gone down.used to be just videogame shows now they barely show those and they give movies and cheaters and cops

[RevolverOcelot2008]

Yeah I just got this channel about a year ago and I thought that the quality programming would be on par with this. Unfortunately it isn't.

[vivhero]

@RevolverOcelot2008

I know. I started watching around 2005, but overtime it ended up becoming another MTV due to a merger. I was sad. It used to be all about things gamers, otaku, and tech lovers were interested in, but now they have nothing but reality shows. I didn't mind at first when they showed Ninja Warrior since it was fun to watch, but when they started showing nothing but Cheaters and Cops reruns, it got bad. Even worse is the fact that Morgan Webb became biased.

[gaaraofthegajnice]

grand theft auto copied the real world..the real world didn't copy gta

[cika1234]

Just be glad it's Jacky and not someone intelligent

[3ZPaNH0L]

@cika1234 If it was some one intelligent then he wondent bitch about video games

[silverhawkroman]

LOL @ obvious Far Cry reference

[ManOfDeath567]

@silverhawkroman yeah lol, and there's also an Assassin's Creed 2 reference

[QuikDJ]

fuck jack

[brokkenmask]

lol!

[RyleyAshford]

Best parody of reality ever. I bet Jack took this seriously.

[mindfreak445]

...

I want this movie. NOAH.