pleaz dont read diz. u wil get kissed on da nearest posible friday by da lov of yo life. 2morow wil be da best day of yo life. how ever if u dont post dis to at least 3 videos u wil die witin 2 days. now u started readin dont stop dis iz so scary. send dis over to 5 videos in 143 minutes. wen u finished press F6 an yo crushes name wil appear on da screen in big letters. dis iz so scary cuz it actually works
After watching, this video got added to my favourites immediately. The bloke who made this is a legend. I love the cellophane lid of that carrot and gravy thing 'blowing in the wind' hahahahahahahaha, legendary!
Even the staffs cars get vandalised. ALL the cars get done over. Every single second hand smart price robin reliant gets BROKEN into in an ASDA car park. BUY A CON GET A CON FREE.
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Do not buy any electrical items from ASDA or Wal-Mart they are inferior products & if they last more then 12 months you have had a result. I purchased a TV DVD combi they don't give you a proper guarantee form but a till receipt witch if lost you will have no come back even if you show debit card statements referring to Asda & the price & date paid bar code on the box with Asda name purchase number pallet number branch number, they will not honour the guarantee.
Obviously then you should have kept the receipt safe.
Extended guarantees are also available from ASDA now so there is no excuse for your own short comings, it's a business they are there to make profit not to sympathise with people who don't care to follow commonsense instructions and keep evidence of the purchase.
What does a bank statement of an ASDA purchase mean... that you went shopping on x day and bought goods to the value of y. It does not tell you whether it was item z hence they have no real evidence that the purchase on your bank statement was in fact the item you wished to return.
So surely your saying it's the suppliers at fault and not Asda...and considering they do sell the likes of Sony, Panasonic, Morphy Richards, Phillips....the list goes on
As a former asda inmate, all I can say is don't buy their own brand(ie Onn, Pacific etc) electrical goods and if you're dumb enough to do so, keep the till receipt. Stick with asda for food & drink and leave the electricals to currys.
I think everyone hates ASDA. When I worked there I was in management, but the atmosphere in the Finance Department was so bad that I used to volunteer to stack shelves whenever I could, as I preferred doing that.
The staff used to say that ASDA stands for "Another Shit Day Again". The inefficiency was incredible. What a dump.
It didn't look too bad actually.
mi9worm 4 weeks ago
*mr obvious* It all looks like shit.
Terrum 1 year ago
Still as funny as the first time I saw it. fricking hilarious,my jaws still hurt!
bramblepicker 1 year ago
You make Asda food look edible. You must be a pro.
eyechubcunt 1 year ago
I've seen this a million times now and its still hysterical. Kudos to you, sir. Kudos :D
piepartyzena 1 year ago
the noodles actually looked pretty nice!
dann756 2 years ago
LFAO.
It634 2 years ago
hahah funni!!
gra77on321 2 years ago
1. copy and paste
2. send this to 2 other videos.
3. hold your breath for 10 seconds
4. press refresh twice
3. LOOK AT YOUR HANDS
3dimusS 2 years ago
CLASSIC
Liamflex 2 years ago
ahahaha
shawry86 2 years ago
this is ace
cbrown182 3 years ago
i love asda, and this is soooo bloody funny.... it so takes the piss outta M&&S food!!! good one!!!
kayceejoanne 3 years ago
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ofluhakan 3 years ago
massive lol, i like the smashing bit
s3ansk1 3 years ago
lol
shawry86 3 years ago
i hate asda so this is the funniest thing ive seen
Dedamn666 3 years ago
how can you hatte asda? lol
tedisking 2 years ago
Great Video! Please watch mine if you're local to Sutton and want to keep your car 'Criminals Operate in this Car Park - Asda Sutton'
angloengland 3 years ago
Good laugh that - well done...
GeckoAnimations 3 years ago
LOL ROFL
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago
lol very funny
cybagrl 3 years ago
adasd
thaddigr 3 years ago
the Music is m & s.. i think you made a mistake...
MayteItsTitch 3 years ago
I know it's M&S, that's the whole point. It's a spoof!
mrbenlloyd 3 years ago 6
@mrbenlloyd its fleetwood mac albatross
wooferfreak 1 year ago
duurrrrrr
windowspczone 3 years ago
I think this guy is very slow lol
sousuke121 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
pleaz dont read diz. u wil get kissed on da nearest posible friday by da lov of yo life. 2morow wil be da best day of yo life. how ever if u dont post dis to at least 3 videos u wil die witin 2 days. now u started readin dont stop dis iz so scary. send dis over to 5 videos in 143 minutes. wen u finished press F6 an yo crushes name wil appear on da screen in big letters. dis iz so scary cuz it actually works
Mangocopter 3 years ago
ASDA IS SCUM
THERE ALL FUCKIN SCUM
Balooo42 3 years ago
So that is why on the rare occasion I vist Asda all the people especially the women are fat!!
abhard6 3 years ago
better than what tesco sells
dale456654 3 years ago
well thought mate legend!
dozzio 3 years ago
After watching, this video got added to my favourites immediately. The bloke who made this is a legend. I love the cellophane lid of that carrot and gravy thing 'blowing in the wind' hahahahahahahaha, legendary!
Earlbert 3 years ago
Save all you can on the food shopping at Asda cos you'll need it when your car is stolen or vandalised! Park/ shop elsewhere people!
angloengland 3 years ago
ASDA car parks are SHITE.
Even the staffs cars get vandalised. ALL the cars get done over. Every single second hand smart price robin reliant gets BROKEN into in an ASDA car park. BUY A CON GET A CON FREE.
Balooo42 3 years ago
You're definately a man in the know ;-)
angloengland 3 years ago
When I worked there smartprice food was regularly served up at the staff canteen at extra special prices.
loverob 3 years ago
o_O we get full english breakfasts for like 35p :D
Ryan18181 3 years ago
asda is shit just move over and let tescoes crush them
mcpopperinos 3 years ago
love the advert, voice is genius!
mmm i'm hungry
CustardGanit 4 years ago
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
rupeizluv 4 years ago
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Do not buy any electrical items from ASDA or Wal-Mart they are inferior products & if they last more then 12 months you have had a result. I purchased a TV DVD combi they don't give you a proper guarantee form but a till receipt witch if lost you will have no come back even if you show debit card statements referring to Asda & the price & date paid bar code on the box with Asda name purchase number pallet number branch number, they will not honour the guarantee.
SHARKY7SHARKY 4 years ago
I've bought several electrical items from Asda and every one of them work superbly.
cryingshame06 4 years ago 4
Obviously then you should have kept the receipt safe.
Extended guarantees are also available from ASDA now so there is no excuse for your own short comings, it's a business they are there to make profit not to sympathise with people who don't care to follow commonsense instructions and keep evidence of the purchase.
Invertabid 4 years ago 2
What does a bank statement of an ASDA purchase mean... that you went shopping on x day and bought goods to the value of y. It does not tell you whether it was item z hence they have no real evidence that the purchase on your bank statement was in fact the item you wished to return.
Invertabid 4 years ago
So surely your saying it's the suppliers at fault and not Asda...and considering they do sell the likes of Sony, Panasonic, Morphy Richards, Phillips....the list goes on
tidysy 4 years ago
As a former asda inmate, all I can say is don't buy their own brand(ie Onn, Pacific etc) electrical goods and if you're dumb enough to do so, keep the till receipt. Stick with asda for food & drink and leave the electricals to currys.
loverob 3 years ago 3
omg awesome! cant beat smart price lol ;)
GorionsWard 4 years ago 4
lmfao
nanofiggis 4 years ago
That's funny. I'm going to send it to my brother as he works at Adsa and hates it!
vikki140581 4 years ago 6
I think everyone hates ASDA. When I worked there I was in management, but the atmosphere in the Finance Department was so bad that I used to volunteer to stack shelves whenever I could, as I preferred doing that.
The staff used to say that ASDA stands for "Another Shit Day Again". The inefficiency was incredible. What a dump.
BullshitRevolution 4 years ago
classic
northerngirl999 4 years ago 3
LOL ROFL
matrixbadger 4 years ago 3
thats so fuckin cool
pumpkinzer0 4 years ago 3
hilarious!! :)
taleon88 4 years ago 3
great vid, funny stuff
beckwillis 4 years ago 3
That was bloody genius! lol. Sooo funny.
Gundwane 4 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!
1)say the name of the guy or girl that u wanna be with for the rest of ur life 2 times
2)say ur best friends names 5 times 2 ur self
3)then post this to 5 vieos and then press f8 and u will c ur crushes name will apear on the screes
Jaymyers1 4 years ago
Herd this on Metro Radio and thought it was so funny just hearing it! so now im here watching it and its better viewing it! well done!!
MojoaMonkey 4 years ago
Thanks for the comment. When was it on the radio? I had no idea until I got a comment about it!
mrbenlloyd 4 years ago
You're a legend! That was SO funny.
mjgriff74 4 years ago
soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goldennuggetboy 4 years ago
lol, thats cool.
thetaken23 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA shyte grub
captainbogies 4 years ago
smashing!
19george 4 years ago
lmao
ashtrayheart 4 years ago
AS FEATURED ON TONY HORNE IN THE MORNING - THE GLOBAL BRAND ;) Xx
XSOPHIELOVESGARETHX 4 years ago
Nice one for making it onto Metro Radio's Tony Horne brekkie show.
SacredParricide 4 years ago
It does take me alot to make me laugh...and this did it...
i just noticed i messed up the sentance above, so i didnt correctet it showing how funny it was
DaiLafing 4 years ago
excelent p***s take. What most people dont know is the stuff comes out of the same factory line and then packed in own brand ripp off M&S packaging.
oadbyboy 5 years ago
lol that was jokes!! nice one :)
xx
g0dde55steff 5 years ago
love chinese food:D
moggari 5 years ago
Thanks for your comments guys. I'm working on a cilit bang advert.... Watch this space
mrbenlloyd 5 years ago
hilarious, love the northern accent as well :p
danmea1 5 years ago
ha ha that was so funny!!
tomtom4583 5 years ago
love it one of the funniest things ever made
killallneds 5 years ago
yeah i dont eat anything from smart price...thats kinda why lol
thezec 5 years ago
Hahaha, class!
kronos66 5 years ago
Thats the funniest thing i have ever seen, you are the best ben
mikeash00 5 years ago