Does Not Compute - The 7 Dumbest Things About the World's Smartest Toilet

[GLoiroG]

cracked me up!

[TheReintarnation]

@GLoiroG Ha! I get it.

[karkiuz]

Dolla dolla bill yall. \\\\W////

[Donditopia]

oh my god this video isn't that old!!!

SWAIM?! Are you back???

[MrWolffey]

IT SHAMPOOS YOUR BALLS!! I almost died when he said that

[betkiss]

i almost crapped my pants

[BlowfishShorts]

I've always watched these videos without annotations, but there are some funny things written on these videos there.

[richwhyteguy92]

when "the internet" pops up in the intro i always think it's a youtube ad

[hessrockman]

yeah clippy shut the fuck up

[shilelea]

if i was rich i would buy this toilet its fucking badass. it would be sweet to have to explain it to every person that came over and wanted to use the bathroom.

[riotact1765]

Swain, you're a HUGE fag. And not in the way that the English mean cigarette. I mean gay. And not in the way that C.M. Burns means happy as when he ate his fair share of wieners on that gloriously gay day.

My point: More AoC

-Everyone

[Thirtiesguy]

Gotta love 2:31

[OrangeJews1138]

2:28 is kinda awkward now.

[reejis99]

Shut up clippy shut the fuck up... sorry.

[MrMadsensei]

Thanx for coming back Michael!

[Spo8]

Thanks for making Does Not Compute.

Just... thanks.

[Halo4Lyf]

2:28

RIP Steve Jobs.

[TrolleyPower]

"R Kellys 2nd most expensive urination" hahahahahaha

[ghostie234]

You gotta be bold to crap in front of your wife in a glass room on a mountainside

[artifactingreality]

we all want to know... does swaim have enough wind to play the tuba, huh, does he?

[wblstudios]

That's what's wrong with this country. There are many people out there who can't afford to eat from day to day, but there's a market for a $6000+ shitbox!

Welcome back, Swaim.

[Kiernik]

Jesus finaly bck! THANK YOU! Gracias! Dziękuję! Spasiba! Merci! Danke! and last but not least Kareh barnordanor! ^^ Love SWAIM give us more, it's the best thing on the interwebz!

[lenmetallica]

Great use of CTR game sounds

[LordJuggalo5150]

"Creepy ambient under lighting" LOL

Great vid, can't wait to see the poor version.... Oh yeah, nevermind.

[jstingray]

Ah, Yea

Shut up

Ah, Yea

SHUT THE FUCK UP

*whispers* ah, yea

I loved it. I don't know where you've been, but welcome back, Swaim. You, my good sir, are, by far, the funniest person at Cracked.com "This I Command"... Sorry, I've gone a little G.I. Joe crazy the last couple of days, and I don't know why.

[SlapPopStacy]

Shut up, Clippy. Shut the fuck up.

[BloodSlut]

lol slider episodes ^^

[starshkr46]

"I love little girls" is a good song.

[Ohiostesttubebaby]

This made me need to poop...

[tornadomaster96]

"You know it kinda looks like a Scion. Except one's a box of crap and one's a NuMi."

God bless you Swaim. Oh wait, I totally forgot, Swaim IS God. So, uh, bless yourself I guess

[ashley2424]

Shut up clippy shut the fuck up

[thunderhorse1003]

*finishes watching video*

*puts sunglasses on computer screen*

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[OriginalDudeboy]

FUCK YES SWAIM IS BACK

[yoshigotgun]

It makes me happy just to listen to you

[mudkipman802]

Michael, I fucking love you.

[ThatDankGuy]

Ah, ya...Perfect video as always.

[blackhawk8927]

ITS BACK!!!



[RunningP123456]

you gotta iron that tie swaim :P

[xianos707]

woo swaim aweesome

[hawaiidispenser]

"You 2.0" got me... lol

[widster466]

AoC <3

[ideadragon]

Ranger Danger loves Oingo Boingo then.

[Edgehead178]

Hasn't this episode been out already?

[xXjessiexnimXx]

they've had these all over japan for at least 10 years....

[xXjessiexnimXx]

they've had these all over japan for at least 15 years....

[khodo63]

This made me miss Gladstone.

[maximus505]

dude that was funny!

[5Qu1Z33r]

We need more Swaim on youtube, because, let's be honest - Cracked own site is a piece of shit! It's next to impossible to properly navigate!

[ColonelHess]

Hazar!!!!! Good to see you back!

[Mookymoos]

Some funny ideas but needs to be punchier.

[NateSean]

Wow, Swaim. You know, I'm glad to see you in yet another video that I can wank off to, but Ranger Danger? Seriously? I had enough of him in my youth and I didn't need to see that disgusting and vial monstrosity.

[shittyfagg]

i'm kind of scared of accidental pooping death now.

[eeeevaaannn]

onother shitty episode of swaim but in a goog way

[htimSsalohciN]

@eeeevaaannn goog is the only thing swaim comes in.

[smaakjeks]

@htimSsalohciN

Wait, eeeevaaannn's mom isn't named goog.

[IVIegadude]

YES THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF SWAIM! KICK DANIEL TOSH IN HIS INFERIOR HUMAN GENITALS!

[Out4Blood4CA]

Where have you been Swaim? Not contemplating the futility of human existence, I hope!

[stackshotbilly86]

GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK SWAIM!

[CreedBalboa]

what??? This series is still going? I thought it was cancelled

[Ploiken]

no not like the concerts in the park :(

[BLACKIESBOY]

Oh my GOD...

I'm laughing SO hard...

[XSuperTortugaX]

Baha jokes on you my toilet ran away from me from my EXPLOSIVE DIERRHEA!

[jacktchance]

I want a NuMi

[crunchdoggie]

Another awesome episode Swaim.

[jenniferx3b]

eek