George Carlin - Guys Named Todd

[jakegur]

Agreed!!

[therealbatman76]

8 people are named tucker

[EraseTheHate1]

My mom is dating a guy named Todd.. 

[ketankshukla]

@EraseTheHate1 You should show him this video :-)

[CataclysmicDoomz]

I beat the shit out of some kid named Kyle back when I was in school.

[MoreThanRandomMusic]

He just named my entire family...

[Whatwon1]

yeah if his name was todd, he's be makin fun of people named George- think about it.

[dzwadziescia]

Most "strong" American names came from European culture... Tucker, Flynn, Todd, Cody, Dylan and whatever the fuck else don't trace back to the old world - they are purely American invention with no meaning except for the sound.

[LuminOfMoonlight]

What about Charles?

[mark51397]

My name is Mark. What am I? Fuck you don't answer it I already know I'm a badass!

[BansheeMilk]

My name is Tony. And yes, I have kicked a couple of asses. My comedy is also like Carlins (if he wasn't nearly as funny as he is)

[Kneleist]

tony kicked the shit out of 7 people

[StarDustBelle33]

haha I don't completely understand why he hates some of the names but this is funny. Especially because I know so many Kyles.

[StumptownBoy]

Even today, years after his death, Carlin rules over other comedians. Long live the king!

[hockeystard89]

todd sounds like a bitch

[MRoane41]

@theatlantisrise You might like "Modern Man" or any of his bits on advertising lingo.

[Grisha1994]

I showed my friend todd this video...he liked it.

[Rice4Lif3]

i'd hate to b todd

[CaptainRiterraSmith]

My father is Ed, my brother is Joe, my uncle is John, my cousins are Mike, John and Bobby. We know how to name boys.

[bwc3821]

@CaptainRiterraSmith I bet your name is TUCKER!

[guitarfuckist]

@CaptainRiterraSmith I have cousins named Hope, Faith, Angel, and Magdeline. They are in the same direct family. That would suck for me. I enjoy Kyle myself.

[fglp666]

@CaptainRiterraSmith Oh shit, by the looks of your family names, Todd, Tucker and Kyle would be really fucked up!!!

[CaptainRiterraSmith]

@fglp666 Damn straight.

[KillHollywood1]

My best friend's name is Kyle and my brother's name is Dylan. They're both pussies.

[THEgrandPOOPbah]

That odd moment when your in the crowd and your named Todd

[JAWZxz]

@THEgrandPOOPbah That odd moment when someone forgot what "your" means.

[DrCalviny]

My name's Vinny :D I can kick Tucker's ass!

[chupacabras0905]

7 guys dont have manly names lol, mines Mavrick Thor Copernicus the second!

[OnThatPowder]

uuugghh, i had a boss named TOdd, who was a serious asshole. as soon as i met the guy, this routine came to mind...fuckin' TOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­D!@!!!

[theatlantisrise]

For me, this is Carlin's greatest bit. Not "Seven Words," not "The Invisible Man in the Sky," not "Baseball vs Football." This is the greatest minute and a half I've ever seen. I laugh twice as hard as I did the last time I saw it each time I watch it. The expressions on his face, the anger, the perfect order the names are in...if you don't think George was the perfect stand-up, then go beat yourself over the head with operational mining equipment and run off to dildo practice. Long live GC!

[hunkyjelly]

LOL so true, Lindsay should be one as well

[missgajidas]

Can also add Aiden, Jaden, Braden, Cayden, and Hayden to that list....although Raiden is still cool.

[ThePatriotMuckraker]

7 guys named todd.

[Zhengda10]

Kyle, Cody and Tyler just got told.

[therealbatman76]

kyyyyyyyyyyyyyle



[MonsunFilmatorium]

Which of his comic shows, come this from? :)

[soccerguy9302]

@MonsunFilmatorium Complaints and Grievances

[MonsunFilmatorium]

@soccerguy9302 thanks man :)

[legolas435]

im vinnie and i beat the shit out of a guy named todd and kyle

[RSNKamsa]

@legolas435lemar #1 troll

[ABRITISHPERSON]

I liked it when he said my name :)

[tarantulatook]

Fuck Tucker! Tucker sucks.

[Sartradjm]

Todd, Kyle, Blake, Tucker, Jordan and Flin disliked.

[swagbuckster1234]

6 people are named Todd.

[LOCUSTHATER666]

My English teacher is named Todd xD I wish I could have showed him this back then,

[playerdepimp]

hahahah

[k97cross]

I laughed my head off, and while I was, I had a sneaking suspicion he would mention the name Kyle. And he did; guess what my name is.

[MayorWestMr98]

Fuck tucker, tucker sucks, fuck his friend named Kyle

[classicalmuisicman]

the five people who disliked are named todd

[thegiftedmedia]

This was amazing of George. He was a beast no doubt.

[dreamcaster4eva2011]

I don't know about danny, all the dannys I know are deadbeatish.

[rawrxpoop]

At my middle school the hall monitor dude was named Todd. Everyone hated him lol.

[bwc3821]

"Fuck Tucker. Tucker sucks." LMAO I love how matter-of-fact he was in saying that.

[ctraiNswagga]

@bwc3821 lol dude i laugh so hard everytime i hear that specific part. FUCK TUCKER. TUCKER SUCKS

[Astaroth72]

@bwc3821 and fuck tucker's friend.kyyyle

[PlatoBear7]

hey! I liked Tucker! XD

[DragonoftheEastblu]

Hey i like the name Tucker. A friend of my Dad is a guy named Tucker who is, no bullshit, a trucker.

[PlatoBear7]

@DragonoftheEastblu

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD oh gawd! what the frik! XD why is this funny to me! XD

[ModestConfidence]

it ok todd, tucker beat down Vinnie

[ontariobuds]

I work a guy named Todd and I hate him. This is so funny that I found this, I can't believe he had a bit on people named Todd.

LOL

[ENGLANDNEWENGLAND007]

Fuck Tucker Tucker Sucks

[drbrantvogel]

Todd means death, doesn't it?

[SavannahG14]

my painting professor is named Todd and my bf is Kyle XDDDD

[Rantincorporated]

Kyle? Fuck that I'm changing my name to Michael.

[Tw1St3DSt33L]

John ftw

[Nine00]

So all these names ending in -ee are more masculine than Todd, Tucker or Kyle? LOL.

[AroundSun]

FUCKING TUCKER

[Misty62722]

lmaoooooooooo thank you for posting this..... My son Todd don't find this as funny as I do. ( sorry George ) Rip

[imthetank3]

4 todd's watched this video

[nickfoelly]

i'm Nick! Fuck YAAAAAA!!!

[pinhead739]

MY NAMES VINNI FUCK YES.

[itwowed]

4 men have name toooodd

[yngwierulez1]

lol my name is also george

[Roronoa2zoro]

My name's Tony! I'm on the list of good names :D

[The4thGuy]

@Roronoa2zoro Hey Tony, I'm Danny! Hi-five!

[MrEthanhC]

He's mentioned the name of my brother, and three of my friends xD

I'm definitely going to show them this.

[Owneador1337]

>He mentions my name, Phil

>It's in the good names list

Everything went better than expected :)

[EasyExpertVillage]

my first name is nick. my middle name is George. i feel special. i have names of my 2 favorite comedians

[NorsemanUSA]

Too bad George is gone now,he would have made a good president.

Love you bro. RIP

[sov6rulz]

He's never seen Ed,Edd, n Eddy

[FreakShop94]

Phil, right here

[TheEnglishAtheist1]

I had a dream George Carlin beat the shit out of some kid named Bryan at my school.

[leonlaviu]

I love the way he says kyyyyyyyyyyle hahahhaahhahahahaha

[TheBigKiller]

@Shaun17170 Your nephew is going to be a faggot.

[chivas7569]

@Shaun17170 dylan sounds like dildo jaajajaj and ur nephew is goin 2 be gay

[kaferere]

I saw a Fox news clip (by accident, I swear) when the anchor man was thanking his guests as he closed and actually said "Britt, Brett, Chip, Chuck, good to see ya"

[sdegroot1]

Dillon, Cody, Cameron...I've noticed that these are names that white suburban soccer moms give their kids.

[nauris708]

wow

[fart550]

my name is kyle

[komedydude]

So funny, so true. Carlin was so great, it just makes me stand in awe of the wealth and quality of material he put together in his 50 years + of doing comedy.

[KrisiunDark]

@komedydude One of Youtube's most true comment.

[MSUBear42]

3 people are named Todd

[RalphCQ]

I used to know a Todd, and he was the most miserable piece of shit I've ever known.

[tcamp727]

My name is Todd, and oddly enough, a guy name vinnie beat my ass once.

[crustyeyegoop]

This reminds me of the Nickolas Cage bit on SNL about picking baby names. Though SNL Writers most likely borrowed it from Carlin.. Change the names and storyline just a bit and instant success without the plagiarism lawsuit

[NoLove4Dork]

toooooodddddddd!!! 

and tuuucckkkeerr!- fuck tucker! LOL

[narutosas007]

wat abt justin !!!!i bet Nick would beat the shit out of Justin dont you agree !

[WHOGIVESAFUK10]

todd, kyle, and tucker dislike this......"fuck tucker....tucker sucks"

[IDaCashman]

Yeah, 'cause George isn't a soft name at all!

[yanis3]

@IDaCashman George Forman.

[hatenewbz]

People don't choose their names... except Chuck Norris.

[BeverlyHills2ndGen]

@hatenewbz: People CAN choose their names, eventually anyway.

In most countries, people have the right to legally change their name once they reach a certain age.

[MrBoneStripper98]

"i'll bet you 9 times out of 10 niki vinni and tony will beat the shit out of todd tyler and tucker"

LMFAO Mr. Carlin your the best

RIP you o'l fuck.

[meriland19]

I would take Todd over Shiloh, or Noah ANYDAY.... but Todd still sucks...

[meriland19]

His expressions make me giggle every time, especially right at 0.54- 0.56... I really could not stop laughing LOL

[gorillaMaticIAP]

I used to know a guy named Dylan. I thought he was kind of a "know it all" douche.

[Roach2886]

3 people are named Todd, Tucker and Kyle.

[Nabolzi]

hey dont miss wit dylan

[tseekr379]

i used to dislike most people with all those crappy names. especially tucker.

[asawyer391]

Sometimes with Carlin I'll go four or five minutes without laughing and then a bit like this comes along and not only can I not stop laughing but I laugh my way through three other jokes because I keep playing the joke back in my head.

[NotQuiteLucid]

Nicky sounds pretty feminine...

Carlin you a silly man.

This short Youtube comment brought to you by a man named John.

[WeesGegroetOnderdaan]

Because beating the shit out of people is what life is about.

[pkman250]

Is the face at 1:02 when he says Kyle; not the most epic face you've ever seen?

[masterpkizzle69]

the 2 people that disliked this video were ironically named "Todd". Like I even needed to mention that, hahaha.

[MarenElisa]

It's funny cause I know boys my age with almost all those names, and they are fuckin goofy indeed. hahaha

[thealmightychuckles]

George: Fuck Tucker

Tucker: Bow Chigga

George: Tucker Sucks

Tucker: Wow wow? aww c'mon dude not cool.

[cooltoon666]

This guy is fucking retarded how does anyone think he's funny

[BRBaller1213]

@cooltoon666 calm down Tucker

[LifeofLordLogan]

@BRBaller1213 tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooood

[bobfry108]

@cooltoon666 is your name Todd? :)

[benchoko2]

@cooltoon666 he's smarter than you TODD....LER

[EagleLC21]

My name's Kyle but this is hilarious

[alwayzannoid]

Kyle.....What poor excuse of a parent would name a child ANY of those names? Somewhere out there is a person named Kyle Todd Tucker, Poor soul, he's triple sissyfied.

[hellofaname]

@alwayzannoid

his screen name is cooltoon666.

[TheTheeggmann]

I knew a guy named Kyle. He was kind of a cockbite.

[DirtyHairy420]

@TheTheeggmann My name is Kyle i and will cave in your face faggot

[DirtyHairy420]

@TheTheeggmann My name is Kyle i and would cave in your face if you said that to my face queer

[TheTheeggmann]

@DirtyHairy420 Go for it homo, come on over tough guy and we'll se what kind of "damage" you can do. KYLE doesn't sound like a name, it sounds like a word used to describe a peson of limited intelligence. KYLE is also a word meaning "not as tough as one makes them self out to be".

[DirtyHairy420]

@TheTheeggmann go fuck your self egg fag. You would get cracked open like the little fragile egg bitch you are.

[TheTheeggmann]

@DirtyHairy420 Hey dude, I've been home all day waiting to pay up, you never showed so I guess KYLE could also be translated into "little man with a big mouth". BTW don't be mad at me for the milktoast name your parents gave you, Take that up with them.

[Oldcartoons571]

@TheTheeggmann Do you guys not realize that comedians tell jokes? Are you that stupid? Both of you are just calling each other ga as if that was an insult....nice when you turn 10 please try to improve.

[TheTheeggmann]

I beat up a kid in 6th grade grade named Thad. And his friend Reid.

[IndomitusLupus]

That's why my name is George. RIP ya old fuck

[fallnfire]

One of the best comics of all time.

[alexamerling20]

These are not real names! :p

[KyleDangerAdams]

hey george! that's not funny!

[ContrerasKiller310]

i love to see george carlin (no homo)

but he'll be missed:(

[kvlt]

2 guys are named Todd

[RomeSkateFoSho]

fuck Tucker's friend Kyle.

[thepagliaccio]

Fucking legend

[tripleS9000]

I bet the dude that disliked this was named Todd

lls

[TheCircusfreak777]

Such a TRUE bit, names now suck!

[newsy8]

George C forgot about Todd R.

whoops!

[heroinhero69]

its like those kids were born on skate parks

[amoricanCrowe]

As a "guy named Todd" I use this bit to start my radio show almost every morning.

[TheOrangeIsThirsty]

My name is Cody, and I fucking hate that name so bad.

[bluetoaster8822]

TAAAHHHDD!

[TashaRichardsonFan1]

I hate name that can't tell whether it a boy or girl name.

[JDarkley]

Haha! My brother's name is Tucker and he loves this bit!

[mexiryan]

Eddie.

I just love the way he says it.

[sarahewright9]

He most definitely has a valid point. As a female, I also find the names Nicky, Vinnie, and Tony much more attractive than Todd, Kyle, and Tucker.

[SoxyCupcakes]

Fuck the tuck.

[beautyeh]

"fuck tucker, tucker sucks" best line.ever

[allfitch84]

@beautyeh or "Fuck Todd and anybody who looks like Todd!" That like had be almost crying with laughter... classic.

[38dego]

Funny guy I loved the my daddy bit my daddy says fuck your daddy!!!!!!!!!

[DejectedPanda]

I,m naming my kid nick

[DasNuk]

RIP Carlin. You were a true man and a comedic genius.