Poor Sakura...Not only does he have to deal with being the Japanese equivalent of a "boy named Sue" (Sakura means "Cherry blossom", and is pretty much a girl's name) He has to deal with Dokoru.
At least she has a halo. I mean, that one ending card for Code Geass R2 13 shows Shirley as an angel, but she has no freakin halo! At least one anime has respect!
Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan tells the story of Sakura Kusakabe, a second-year junior high school student who, twenty years in the future, while attempting to create a "Pedophile's World" forces all women to stop aging after the age of twelve, offends God by the side effect of having created immortality. Dokuro Mitsukai, a member of an order of angel assassins that are called Rurutie, has been sent from the future to kill him.
Believing that Sakura can be redeemed, Dokuro decides instead to keep Sakura so occupied that he can never develop the immortality technology. Due to her impulsive nature and super-human strength however, she frequently kills him with her gigantic spiked kanabō (club), Excaliborg, on a moment's impulse, but returns him to life moments later with angelic magic.
Sabato, another assassin of the Rurutie order who uses her feminine wiles to do her job, is dispatched to complete Dokuro's original mission: Sakura's assassination.
Later on, Dokuro's sister, Zakuro is sent to bring her back to the future, but Sakura doesn't want her to leave despite the way she treats him. A few plot points and crap, Zakuro ends up living w/ Dokuro and Sakura. The 2nd season picks up from that part.
(Figured I should add that and sorry about the "a few plot points..." part. Couldn't recall what happens)
... seriously xD it seemed like such a peaceful, slow paced shoujo anime at the beginning and then suddenly his head gets knocked in half , very literally xD Omfg this is seriously random ... interesting x3
I know I'm like the ten thousanth person to ask this but...isn't Sakura a GIRL'S name? Oh well, they got away with it in Bleach so I guess it's ok. lol
home run.
CeretPenyok 1 week ago
dokuro-chan must have the bloody mess perk
UnableToGiveADam 3 weeks ago 2
Itchy & Scratchy moment.
baby0babbling0bla 2 months ago
thats CHEATER BITCH killing then reversing it always pass but can watch at animeratio,com
isaidwtfman 2 months ago
What is this; I don't even.
mallpunk182 2 months ago
Looks like Kenny's moonlighting...
AlchemyDetective 3 months ago
@AlchemyDetective whats kennys moonlighting...
ff8isfunlovedomo 2 months ago
@ff8isfunlovedomo I referenced Kenny from South Park. He dies in many episodes, but always returns in the next.
AlchemyDetective 2 months ago
"You just promised me this morning that you would stop beating me to death!"
omg this just made me lol xDDDDDD
Athanasia1st 3 months ago
rub some dirt in it ull be fine
MrNaturalbornkillazz 4 months ago
@DarkRose1998 yeah, if I'm not mistaken it means ''cherry tree'' o.o that's not a very manly name lol
FiloLHC 4 months ago
@FiloLHC sakura means cherry blossom
hirokisa234 4 months ago
at 0:46 shes behind to the left....at 0:47 shes in front to the right!
DIVAD291 4 months ago
hi, i just wan't to know what was the title of the music playing at 0:00 up to 0:25 thanks...
GeezusAgain 4 months ago
Anyone notice theres no 1:35 ? it skips to 1:37
AwesomeFace50 5 months ago
I love this show. It's so pervy and funny!
TetsuDeinonychus 5 months ago
i dont know if i could stand that relationship
nickoli1993 5 months ago
OMG LOL
linkinparkrulz4life1 5 months ago
you promised this morning that you wouldnt beat me to death anymore thats gotta be unpleasant
lanson0 6 months ago 16
not very nice very bully like happy
ShY1CAS 6 months ago
kkkkkk q lol gostei muito
nossa muito massa esse anime
maluco8190 6 months ago
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maluco8190 6 months ago
Wow they sound more childish in japanese..
Dojoslasher 6 months ago
He's such a panzy.
JasonBlakwing 6 months ago
lol this shit is retarded
StalkerSandwich 7 months ago
@DarkRose1998 i thought that as soon as they said it
animetwilight75 7 months ago
Just another day in Japan....
luckystarfan274 7 months ago
MONSTER FREAKING MULTI KIIIIILL!!
TheMrGFan 7 months ago
I like how she apologizes after she cuts off his head.
Seriously, WTF Japan?
NefariousEvildoer 7 months ago 3
what the mother truck?
renanddookie2094 7 months ago
this is part one of episode one (_ _lll)
Chuggaaconroyrocks 9 months ago
ohh shes falling in love :)
chirasama 10 months ago
chujowe
AdeoNstudio 10 months ago
is it just me or does he have a lot of blood splurting out his head?
jay7missprophet 11 months ago
walk it off
panda120795 1 year ago 49
WTF?
xXPaperheartzXx 1 year ago
I read a basic synopsis on TVtropes before seeing this... but this was still a shock to watch.
777Mystik 1 year ago
after watching the first 5 episodes.. i decided id probably just kill myself then having to deal with Dokoru-chan and that other freak angel
koji8123 1 year ago
@koji8123 Paradox. Would she /let/ you kill yourself permanently?
777Mystik 1 year ago
@777Mystik touche... she is a heartless bitch
koji8123 1 year ago
Poor Sakura...Not only does he have to deal with being the Japanese equivalent of a "boy named Sue" (Sakura means "Cherry blossom", and is pretty much a girl's name) He has to deal with Dokoru.
RedwoodTheElf 1 year ago 2
....she was about to....ya she was.....
BlazeRunner2 1 year ago
:))) lol that is funny :))
Ph3niXu 1 year ago
At least she has a halo. I mean, that one ending card for Code Geass R2 13 shows Shirley as an angel, but she has no freakin halo! At least one anime has respect!
AuburnAttack21 1 year ago
lololol
123123123cowmoo 1 year ago
Elfin Lied, the cute version.
MsIndyStar 1 year ago 4
@MsIndyStar No, just No this is comedy gore
Jsun366 1 year ago
OMFG!!! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!!!! I MEAN, COME ON!!! THEY PUT WAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH DETAIL IN TO HAVING HALF OF HIS HEAD FLY OFF!!! LOL
TrentTheFox 1 year ago 6
Sakura-Kun looks EXACTLY the same as Tamaguchi's friend in Haruhi!
FagPuffs 1 year ago
Ohhh!! So, that's how he get to be alive over and over again.
SakuraKissYuki98 1 year ago
WOO DOKURO IS PWNSOME
Higurashi106 1 year ago
LOL,, SO FUNNY!
Mae4w 1 year ago
you know and animes gonna be awsomel when your main character dies in the first 2 mintues of the anime
sailoreris123 1 year ago 2
i loved this anime
IVANLULE 1 year ago
Instant download.
Dousch 1 year ago
lollololol this is a crazy anime... ILOVE IT
RevysSister 1 year ago
WTF!!!!!!!!
14thPianist 1 year ago
POW! HAHA!
InspectorIncognito 1 year ago
Such a Easy Blow to Dodge hes just Like FTW IM GONNA GET PWNED BY A GIRL AAAH *PWNED* piru piru piru pii
Yugioh208 1 year ago
Pi Piru Piru Piru PiPiru Pi!!!!! XDDD
Vesprite 1 year ago
Whenever he does anything rude or she wants to play with him but he refuses she kils him then apologises before bringing him back to life.
TyleePii 1 year ago
WTF????!!!!!
vocaloidkagamine2 1 year ago
Pi Piru Piru Piru Pi PiPiru Pi!
Damianax 1 year ago
wt's this anime talking bOUT ?
12enma12 1 year ago
trailer that was just the beginning of ep 1 ^^
dutchx01 1 year ago
Tis but a scratch
soulshadow75 1 year ago
that was strange...
featherv5 1 year ago
it's just a flesh wound
CapitanKurosaki 1 year ago 106
1:14 WTF!!
1:24 WTFF?!?!?!? O.o
reaperontherun716 1 year ago 2
dannnngggg his head lol
Pgodz1 1 year ago
School days in japan are awesome!
zakaria888 1 year ago
I like this anime ecchi romance gore and comedy XD
neopetsmaraquafan1 1 year ago
WTF :O what is this? XD
nevver2old 1 year ago
A dude named Sakura-kun? wtf.
Naked Angel???
With a spiked baseballbat?!??!!
BLOD?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
tbthegr81 1 year ago 2
@tbthegr81 i present you one of the most epic anime in the history XDD Dokuro-chan!! XDDDD
dariomodugno 1 year ago
@tbthegr81 did she just use a phoenix down?!??!?!?! WTF!!!!
MrPanduhhh 1 year ago
@MrPanduhhh
*cough* nerd
CygnusTheif 1 year ago
@CygnusTheif your one too considering you knew what i was talking about x]
MrPanduhhh 1 year ago
@MrPanduhhh lol
CygnusTheif 1 year ago
@MrPanduhhh
JUST CAUSE I PLAY THE GAME DOSENT MEAN I'M A NERD
CygnusTheif 1 year ago
@CygnusTheif hahahaha alirght chill
MrPanduhhh 1 year ago
@CygnusTheif
You're right. Nerds know computers.
Because you play the game, that makes you a Geek.
Now stop living in denial and shut up.
SnakeVash 1 year ago
FFF This show is so WEIRD too bad I love it.
KereireiGochou 1 year ago
This anime is so fucking weird but I love it. <3
EcoQueenMistress 1 year ago
First time i saw a gif of this i was like "ahm... okay...<.<"
what is that anime about anyways ?
FierceOkami 1 year ago
This anime is fucking awesome, to bad they did so few episodes :((
tobiaskiba 1 year ago 4
well now i know what to watch when im in the mood for romance and random decapitations.
phisaki 1 year ago
e______Ó
graaaah my braaaaaaain
PerseusXAndromeda 1 year ago
umm i think its violent
cindydianne05 1 year ago
1:40
that was really cheap revive!
DRCE777 1 year ago
BRASIL EO!!!
fvvf1 1 year ago
why does he have a girl's name?
lovabybirth 1 year ago
Hell i got a girl's name lol
chuxio 2 years ago
this is the most insane anime trailer i've ever seen in my life....
thatguy3331 2 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
His name..... ItS Sakura! O.o!! w.t.f is wrong with the chinese people O.o?
0CabezaDeVaca0 2 years ago
I hope you realize this is a Japanese show and Sakura is not an odd name for Japan, Mr. "Cabeza De Vaca."
Clatterpinch 2 years ago 3
Sakura is a girls name in japanese, thus him being called it is still...odd.
Chidori328 2 years ago
So?
Clatterpinch 2 years ago
He's voiced by a girl.
Clatterpinch 2 years ago 2
Sakura's face at 1:16 is priceless! Ou0!
SKArmedageddon 2 years ago 4
Actually it's more like "0c0"
SKArmedageddon 2 years ago
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shit anime
lavenderblossom 2 years ago
it's like elfen lied made comedy..
ycrem0n 2 years ago 4
sucks that it only has 2 seasons :(
relocmage 2 years ago 4
what was the first season called?
Ryan5647 2 years ago
I am soooo watching this! Its so cute yet evil! >=] thanks for uploading nice job!
SacredMask 2 years ago 4
I must watch this now...
Creativerach13 2 years ago
woah. seemed so boring until the half way bit. LOL. Now i GOTTA WATCH THIS SERIES!! ROFL
account76 2 years ago
12 episodes FFFUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!!! mail those corperate assholes third season
Witchhunter55 2 years ago
*SPOILER ALERT*
Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan tells the story of Sakura Kusakabe, a second-year junior high school student who, twenty years in the future, while attempting to create a "Pedophile's World" forces all women to stop aging after the age of twelve, offends God by the side effect of having created immortality. Dokuro Mitsukai, a member of an order of angel assassins that are called Rurutie, has been sent from the future to kill him.
biowon 2 years ago
Believing that Sakura can be redeemed, Dokuro decides instead to keep Sakura so occupied that he can never develop the immortality technology. Due to her impulsive nature and super-human strength however, she frequently kills him with her gigantic spiked kanabō (club), Excaliborg, on a moment's impulse, but returns him to life moments later with angelic magic.
biowon 2 years ago
Sabato, another assassin of the Rurutie order who uses her feminine wiles to do her job, is dispatched to complete Dokuro's original mission: Sakura's assassination.
biowon 2 years ago
Basically, this is like the Japanese response to South Park (except with a cute loli in the starring role).
biowon 2 years ago
*MOAR SPOILERS*
Later on, Dokuro's sister, Zakuro is sent to bring her back to the future, but Sakura doesn't want her to leave despite the way she treats him. A few plot points and crap, Zakuro ends up living w/ Dokuro and Sakura. The 2nd season picks up from that part.
(Figured I should add that and sorry about the "a few plot points..." part. Couldn't recall what happens)
Revenge328 2 years ago
I gotta get my hands on this anime.
biowon 2 years ago
U shud it kicks all ass
Revenge328 2 years ago
I guessed as much.
biowon 2 years ago
lolz
Revenge328 2 years ago
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUCK??
eduklol 2 years ago 64
@eduklol
yes it is fucked up
TopHatTheNewAge 1 year ago
... seriously xD it seemed like such a peaceful, slow paced shoujo anime at the beginning and then suddenly his head gets knocked in half , very literally xD Omfg this is seriously random ... interesting x3
kagarirulezz 2 years ago 4
ikr i was like wait..... WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!
PurrpleFlurp 2 years ago 4
I know I'm like the ten thousanth person to ask this but...isn't Sakura a GIRL'S name? Oh well, they got away with it in Bleach so I guess it's ok. lol
I so wanna see this show now XD
Htownninja 2 years ago
bokusatsu tenshi dokuro-chan is really weird anime...
ps theres a 2nd season
aryhelmedina 2 years ago
She may look like an angel,but she acts like a little devil lol
fubukifangirl 2 years ago 3
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kind of like porn
PunchingKitty 2 years ago
wtf...
arriochoi 2 years ago
i love this!
Atreides22222 2 years ago
LOL! haha lol gross/funny. Man...I wasn't expecting that.
TheStrongLion1 2 years ago
XD OMG I'm sooo going to start watching this haha!
aquirethefire7 2 years ago
1:20 - 1:26
liquidrock4u 2 years ago
ah I miss watching real skirts in the morning ...
jorel658 2 years ago
HAHA omg :'D
this is another anime i have to add to my ever growing list of 'animes i have to watch .. and finish ... :D '
KrazyAnimeKitten 2 years ago
Why can't I find ENGLISH subs? ;l
XxXMiCkyMaYxXx 2 years ago
um... these subs are in english...
sexymdlman 2 years ago
look it up on google
liquidrock4u 2 years ago
can anyone help me find it in english subs PLEASE
animemegapro 2 years ago
look it up on google
liquidrock4u 2 years ago
BUY THE SERIES, LAZY!
NarutoDKurosaki 2 years ago
i just got done watching the entire series of this show
just about the entire show is like this
it's freakin hilarious
johnpatnaude 3 years ago
this is just the start at the first episode -.-
sykon5 3 years ago
o.0 what was that?
Bobwursthausen 3 years ago
Holy fuckin shit did you see that she knocked the top of his head of holy shit that shit just came out of nowhere holy shit holy shit !!!!!!!! lol
Deztheproblemchild 3 years ago 28
@Deztheproblemchild yea she does that atleast 10 times an episode
xXxGothxQueenxXx 1 year ago
@Deztheproblemchild wait till you watch a few full episodes including the transitions between the show and commercials
Kutujames 1 year ago
man the whole "reason" that shes there is completely ridiculos but i cant stop laughing when they bring it up.
pyromaster2 3 years ago
ROFL
151pies 3 years ago 4
lol kewl
acorns8ponies 3 years ago 5