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  • So this is the state of humanity? Wow...

  • Well I guess this is one way to move up from being a d level celeb, I wld have no idea who this guy besser is without tebow

  • What a joke Matt Besser is?! Not only is he butt-ugly, he still has the audacity to put his ugly face on internet comedy, in the face of his inevitably Christian foes. Congrats, left-wing douchebag! You've poored judgement on an innocent, unproven kid. So tolerant of you.

  • hahaha i love when besser jews it up

  • @h8uall66 What does that have to do with wishing theists and atheists didn't always want to preach their beliefs?

    Your definition is pretty good, but in no way did I say anything that contradicts the meaning of agnosticism.

  • Go, Tim! Love you!

  • Tebow is much better at football than you guys are at comedy! Thats why he makes millions in the NFL and, you guys are on youtube...just a thougtht ?

  • @ChompGa Have you seen him play in the NFL? He won't be in the league much longer.

  • @TrojanMike60 Ha! your full of crap! I promise you he will have great career barring major injury...He finished the season strong! Why do you hate him???

  • @ChompGa hahahaha, agreed. :)

  • Hey! Could you get someone else to play Tebow instead of the anorexic gay teenager?!? Just wondering...

  • @ChompGa but beside the anorexic thing tim tebow is just a gay teenager. with scriptures on his face

  • funny funny shit.

  • Make that Matt: 26:39

  • Ya know how them Moslems bow down on the ground and pray?

    Matt 14:15 -- Jesus did the exact same thing! He prayed to God.

  • Mathew 21:18-20 dude... If you were christian you would know that.

    "Go out and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the lord."

    Way to go.

  • I'm a Christian and I keep my religion to myself. Somebody may not wanna hear what we think, so we should just keep it to ourselves and other Christians.

  • @CITGProductions but jesus preached his faith and told his disciples to do the same... of course if ppl dont want to hear it- they deserve that respect.

  • @CITGProductions tell me...do you believe what the bible has to say about nonbelievers going to hell? or do you think that was Jesus' empty promise? or maybe you don't care about your nonchristian friends. not saying im john the baptist or anything, but im not afraid to confess the Truth of Jesus Christ

  • im a nonchristian and a gay =(

  • This whole vid is stupid. It's whole bit is "he's just an athlete so who is he to preach." But, since he is just an athlete, who cares what he thinks? He's doing his thing. If you want, tune in to watch him throw td's and mind your own business. otherwize stfu.

    I'm agnostic myself, but I find it funny most atheists are just as passionate about converting people to their beliefs as theists are. We agnostics just want the rest of you to mind your own business and shut up about your trite beliefs.

  • @alexanserg

    You don't seem to understand the definition of agnostic. It is not the middle ground between theism and atheism. Theism/atheism are positions on belief, while gnosticism/agnosticism are positions on knowledge, a related but separate epistemic concept.

  • understand that all hypocrits are destined for hell. laugh all you want but that day will come when you will have no one to turn to.

  • of course it will be. the spirit that is in matt and trey is the same one that's in those people that oppress, hate, are vengeful, corrupt (and everything else that makes their societies chaotic and impoverished), and matt and trey know this, that is why those 2 (hiding behind an alleged comedy central decision) won't attack islam in this fashion, because they know that spirit-- because it's in them

  • Wow these people have probably never read how joshua cut penises, stoned and burned some dude, etc etc.

  • I can understand the automatic resentment that some have for anyone who actively promotes the bible in this way, however some need to remember that not all spiritual people oppose rights for the disenfranchised (ie. gays), and some who are strong Christians also support equal rights for all.

    With respect to Tim Tebow, if you look up the passages of his eye markings, they seem innocent enough. However he really should reconsider his association with focus on the family!

  • I am a fan of Tebow, but a bigger fan of Jesus Christ. I am thankful that Tebow has Biblical verses under his eyes. That is so cool. I hope he goes to a good team and gets a chance to shine for Christ.

  • Tebow has the right to free speech just like the rest of us who choose to post something here.  I wonder if a Muslim did the same thing, would he be just as vilified as Tebow?

  • @sunshinegirl1967

    Actually, if a Muslim did the same thing as Tebow, but wrote "Allahu Akbar," I suspect he'd receive death threats and be vilified constantly.

    The biggest myth in the US today is that Christian Conservatives are the ones under attack, and are not the ones doing the attacking! Maybe if Christian Conservatives just focused on their own lives, and stopped trying to dictate to others how they should live theirs, they wouldn't be so "vilified" and mocked!

  • @andell1 so you think Tebow is trying to tell every single person of the millions of viewers of Gator's games exactly how they should live their lives? Just ignore it if it's a big deal; or are you jealous because you don't have such a big audience to profess your beliefs to

  • @zschlecht08 Ooh...provocative! ROFL! Obviously you don't have the capacity to understand what I said THREE MONTHS AGO! Either way, given that I don't reside in Florida...or the USA for that matter...it'd be kinda hard for me to feel jealous of Tim Tebow's audience. But just so you know...what I said was people should let other people be...and that Tebow's bible verses seemed pretty generic and unoffensive. You might appear less sheepish if your reaction didn't seem so Tebow-defensive. LOL

  • @andell1 im not even a huge tebow fan, but it's obvious he's got a large portion of american's following his every move. and i'm not saying you should be jealous of his audience--btw, you are one! and by posting your views on youtube, it appears you wouldnt mind having a few people know your thoughts at least on this topic...so what if Tebow is doing the same thing--speaking his mind--just on a larger scale?

  • @zschlecht08 How can I spell this out clearer to you? Okay, lets try this: Tebow's bible verses are so generic and unoffensive that frankly, I don't find really care! You are still tripping up on an erronous point that I'm somehow objecting to what he's doing, however as long as he's not marginalizing people with Christian fundamentalism, I don't really care. As for the rest of your comment, frankly I don't see the relevance in it. And I'll ignore you from here on, okay? LOL

  • @andell1 btw i'm not even a huge tebow fan; I'm just sayinghe has a large portion of american's following his every move (and apparently even non-americans...). and i'm not saying you need to be jealous of who his audience is, just the fact that he has so many people watching him. obviously by you posting your thoughts publicly on youtube, you don't mind people hearing what you think about these topics, so why shouldn't tebow be allowed to do the same thing in front of a bigger audience

  • Stupid christians making bible references

  • I LOVE Tebow, he rocks!

  • LOL! Do as I say not as I do!

  • lmaoo it's so true xD

    nice one :D

  • I never knew Tim did this - but i think i think it's cool that he stands up for Jesus! Nice testimony!

  • Loving the 1080p!!

  • Haha, "Paid for by families focused on hating gays"

  • "i dont really like football. but i love Jesus."

    im using that.

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  • wow UCB... knocking Tebow twice in your last two videos... He must have got to you...

  • he will not be doing this in the nfl, just ask john kinta, he got a big fine for a hat with a cross on it

  • paid for by familys focused on hating gays??

    It seems "paid for by gays focused on hating familys."

    :)

  • Never heard of this guy, but a very nice parody none the less. Well done!

  • Tim Tebow can get Chik-Fil-A on Sundays. There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals that Tim Tebow allows to live. When Tim Tebow was a child he made his mom eat his vegetables for him. Tim Tebow went to Burger King, ordered a Big Mac, and got it! Tim Tebow once fought Chuck Norris. Chuck nailed Tim in the head with a roundhouse kick and Tim simultaneously stiff armed Chuck in the face. Scientists refer to this as "the big bang".

  • I thought this was hilarious until the point it said: paid for by familys focused on hating gays.

  • have you heard about "westboro baptist church " lol

  • Aw man,  people like that just mess it up for everyone else.

  • is.. is that real?

    HILARIOUS anyway!

  • lololololol that's hilarious XD i dont watch football so i have no idea if that's real, but it's effing hilarious how he thinks people will be influenced by those markings, and even more hilarious if pople actually ARe influenced by it XD ohhh religion! the would would be such a less hysterical place without you!

  • @TheSquid7777 lol you know you should unsubscribe, if you cant handle being made fun of then you dont deserve to laugh when other people are made fun of. it's give and take. and the fact is that christians and catholics are the least satired group of them all sooo... learn to smile :)

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  • @dreapster it is also very telling that if any of these groups say anything against islam they back down immediately--like the cowards from south park. this is because they know christians will forgive and forget----but they also know that those who have a similar spiritual father as themselves(satan) will kill them.

  • @turquoise770 Woah, woah, woah, South Park did NOT back down from their episode (comedy central is the ones that decided to edit it), and they likewise didn't back down when they bashed the Catholic church for it's pedophile scandal. Even after protests and death threats for both provocative episodes, South Park kept its ground. Christians never "forgave" but they did forget with time. I think that's going to be different with this Islamic episode.

  • @dreapster

    Considering the fact that conservative Christians tend to be pompous, condescending, self-righteous jackasses they deserve all of it. Not to mention all of the warmongering in this country comes out of their mouths. If I had the guns I'd shoot you all myself.

  • @dreapster You are really something, Christianity is not the most hated group, Family Guy, South Park, American Dad, and most other things you listed aren't completely bashes on Christianity, and even if they where, Jewish people are by far the most hurt on, remember the holocaust? Also, Jewish people have been hunted for most of time, while Christians may have some hatred pointed at them, it's nothing compared to other religion, and SOME people make a living off hating it, deal with it.

  • @TheSquid7777

    Jeez calm down its just a joke. I'm a Christian as well and I never thought of this video as an attack on any religion.

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  • Thank you...I am not the only one that thinks this.

  • What? did you read the last part? I dont hate gays...Just because i dont agree with someone or something does not mean I hate them....They are accusing christians of hating them. Hating a person is not what God would want.

  • "Thats it....I am unsubscribing. I dont have to watch people of the same beliefs as me get mocked."

    *points and laughs at the retard*

    Good riddance.

  • No one was attacked, so do us all a favor and save the drama. The producers of the video were poking fun at the fact that a wealthy man with access to the media was using such an absurdly ineffective means of proselytizing. He could be appearing before crowds of fans, doing talk show and radio interviews, or sponsoring charity events, but instead he is writing tiny, cryptic Bible references on his eye black.

  • @h8uall66 well obviously it was fairly effective

  • @zschlecht08

    How so?

  • @h8uall66 did you notice it? did UCB comedy decide to make fun of it in FOUR different videos? I'm pretty sure a few people have noticed

  • @zschlecht08

    Oh don't get me wrong, I think UCB WAY over did it. There was just no reason to have this many videos in a row about the same subject. But really, it seems like only UCB noticed. No one else really cared.

  • lols, you gots to chill

  • LOL Matt Besser

  • o0l0olo0llo0l0ol0o

  • Is that stuff real...?

  • Maybe he should carve a cross on his forehead like Charles Manson did

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