BOO! Charlie Sheen, Rosie Racism & Kids Choice : Black Nerd Rants

[misper34]

Dude, your videos are hilarious. Keep 'em comin. Subscribed!

[Butterflyhearts223]

I would pour slime on Charity and do it while we were in school REAVENGE! -:)

[MYAD1DAS]

Omg victoria justices feet :D

[thesega99]

I don't think that covering the feet with anything is attractive. That's what spoiled my dindin.

[pureintellectual]

haha, it's funny because he's black

god -_-

i like what you say though

[pureintellectual]

haha, it's funny because he's black

god -_-

[fuzzywuzzyfuckbear]

NO MONKEY NO!!!!!!!

[TinkerBell36100]

You for both

[lisa15533]

Justin beiber Ketchup with his new girly shoes on

Slime with his brand new polished gilyified outfit

Man im raciest against Beiber.

DON'T CARE! ;P

[jaybriezylol22]

JUSTIN BEIBER IN BOTH OF THEM!!. lol im sorry

[adakun13]

I'm sorry, but you canNOT compare Jack Black with Rosie after he played Eddie Riggs.

[LilRoySB99]

Um...that would be jack black,not Rosie o donnel

[MegaWizman]

charlie sheen for both

[icecubes2010amr]

well for seconds i thought u will turn into  jap :D @ 0 .03

[MrFab1967]

Q1; I would love to see Rebecca Black slimed.

Q2; I want to see Justin Bieber's feet in ketchup'

[MrBest561]

you just realized you're old but big fan

[4evrsonic]

i wuld slime that guy who playd freddy krugr

[MrBest561]

not bad singing

[TalkingRaindrop]

Oh man your videos are so funny. Subscribed.

[pinkey031997]

That' stupit because if we did not like Chris Brown. because he is black dosen't that mean we don't like Rihanna because she is also blak...so we would not fell bad for her...we don't like chris brown because he is a A** hole!!!!

[fanofeverything14]

i love ur rants there cool

[erodservice]

i would put ketchep on feet made out of french fries

[NorybDrol82]

Why aren't more people watching this channel?

Hmm... Green Slime on Olivia Wilde while me and Mary Elizabeth Winstead watch from a balcony while sharing a bag of popcorn.

[mexicanbear77]

Isn't Chris Brown half white...yes he is.

[koffinkat666]

This guy makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X.

[NatashaAislin]

Pottery barn! Haha

[xxrebel2uxx]

Cute laughing at the end

[samuelyouyube]

You sir are a retard, good day .

[TheMusicbabe1998]

Your awesome xD

[leroygethro]

id poor slime on miley cyrus(down her shirt) then tell her that im sorry then clean it off of her boobs

[AwesomeChannelTV]

WHAT THE FUCK!?

[Zenithteal]

HI I AM CHRIS BROWN! BWHAHAH!

[Jaspirita]

Ksicfaces directed me your way and I now have a nerd crush on you :-P Hilarious!!!

[XOMoonlightXO]

Hehe this is my fav rant :)

[MinxRiot]

Can I slime you Andre?!

[panthakurai]

I think we can all agree on what Chris Brown is...

PS1 games would say some thing like $#%!#£@?

[bxwizard]

TELL EM ANDRE!!!

[ironman711]

The slime question: Bill Murray...obviously! The ketchup question: Jeanette McCurdy.....obviously...>.>

[agkk8910]

the blacknerd

[smoothiefreak]

LOLLLLLLLLLL "ahhh I'm chris brown!!"

[MrSuperjewfro]

katy perry 0.o

O-8-<

[horsesyay1]

i would slime justin beiber ... thinking about him makes me go blach

[MammaMia]

As a child of Nickelodeon, I take being slimed as a REWARD, so I'd slime someone I like. Who DESERVES the slime LOVE!

[ConkerzxBFD]

hmmmm green slime...... green slime...... hmmmm I know............ I would pour green slime on Obama :P

[accdntprne]

You sir are hilarious, I'm so glad I'm subscribed to your videos.

I would want to see my English teacher covered in Green Slime, and ketchup is proven to make skin softer, but I wouldn't want it on me :P

[KristensVlog]

I would love to see you covered in green slime! Hahaha

[LevyTheAmishMan]

@KristensVlog and would you cover his feet with ketchup? XD

[KristensVlog]

@LevyTheAmishMan Lol sure as long as they were clean and he wanted it! LMFAO

[LevyTheAmishMan]

@KristensVlog i'm sure he would love it! :P XD

[jinsanemaine]

LOL I'd cover my cousin in slim! To get her back for the Cream Pie she gave me when I was 13! I've never recovered from that. To this day I'm still not quite the same around whip cream!....*HEAVY BREATHING* LOL

-J Insane

[WateverWatever04]

Firstly, subscribe! Thank you for being awesome and thank the other YouTubers who sent me to you (though I don't remember two of them) !

Also, I would put ketchup on my feet. Ketchup makes your skin smoother.

I'm a Black Nerd too. Black Nerds FTW! Are you a Nerdfighter? If no, you should be! ;D

[WateverWatever04]

I was told to check you out 3 different times by 3 different YouTubers. You have some very good friends on YouTube.

[TripleKekkon]

Pfffffft!!! I almost shot root beer out of my nose because of "IIII'm Chris Brown" XD XD XD XD

[mrstrainwreck7]

I'd probably cover myself in green slime! That would be fun!

[mikeysrose]

songstowearpantsto wants his eyebrows back. ;-p

"Aaaaah'm Chris Bray-own!" made me lol so hard.

[yuyuzja]

This is probably my favorite black nerd rant ever <3

[ashes2woashes]

not everyone in Chicago is crazy

[gargolas27]

yo nerd!!! im votin for you everyday....i just wish i had a better idea on how to get you millions of votes.....FN' dope....keep it up...

[00iloveshanedawson]

Ketchup- sterling knight

Slime- rebecca black ( so I can watch her drown in it)

[Diddy2Fresh]

Ur too funny. Chris Brown should be left alone, past is past!

[ImaRandomBum]

YOU HAVE THE BEST INTRO EVER. I WANT TO TAKE IT FROM YOU, MARRY IT, THEN SPAM YOU WITH CAPS ON YOUR NEXT VIDEO ON HOW WE ARE MAKING LOVE WHILE LAUGHING AT YOUR HILARIOUS VIDEOS.

[njtomboy]

You are freakin hilarious... good points dude... LOL (I'm actually a black girl born and bred in Newark, NJ) You brought out the white in me.. LOL Uh, does that make me a racist? LOL ROFLMAO!

[MegaRudeBoy69]

Even worse, i know a chick who tatted team Sheen on her body!! LOOOSER!!

[omgitslunalovegood]

man you deserve way more subscribers but i love the rants the most im a very angry person

[TerriiZee]

I would slime George W. Bush. As for pouring ketchup, I think I'd have to chose James@War for sending me here.

[MissAmbermine]

@blacknerdcomedy Clearly, you are the better man here for being able to overcome such differences. I appreciate that, and I will set aside my foot hatred so that we can, indeed, be friends because you are effing awesome. XP

[Mayor619]

Haha freaking hilarious

[uskafighter]

Great Rant!

Ohh and i'd drop Green Slime all over Osama Bin Laden. It be like, "aaah Snap! You look Stoooopid! Don't feel retarded? Oh Wait Look! There he is! Cap that motha Fucker!"

[kryingman]

ok Andre you have more married people votes for youtube next up, good luck

[Yeebeme]

OH GOD WHY ARE YOU POURING KETCHUP ON VICTORIA JUSTICE'S FEET? D:

[n0r3st]

even auto tuen can't fix your singing TROLOLO

[MarioAbo123]

justin Bieber, both 

[mrfewz]

wow im surprised how many comments your reply to

[vcdaniels]

Not one for foot play, but green slime? Hmmm . . . I guess . . . Laurence Fishburne. Just because I really think he's the type that could take it in good humor . . . despite all the serious roles he plays. Except for in Pee Wee's Playhouse that is . . .

[criszsa]

i`m here because of J@W.

anyway i subscribed because i like your videos

[criszsa]

i`m here because of J@W.

anyway i subscribed because i like your videos

[nitishnuttie]

justin beiber ofcourse

[BlackNerdComedy]

Thanks everyone for your awesome comments. Glad you like the rants... I'll keep doing them more often...

[LevyTheAmishMan]

@BlackNerdComedy yes, please do more. we need the wisdom of an Angry Black Nerd

[BlackNerdComedy]

@DrBallzDeep From my very own store, and you can get one too! BlackNerdShop(dot)com

[BlackNerdComedy]

@FLAMINGNARWHALSLALA I think you mean a Mogwai, and yes, good plan :)

[Chubbs1116]

OMG at 0:52-0:53 when you say 24 YEARS?!?! You sound just like a mix of Danny Fenton and Tucker Foley. It sounds more like Tucker but has a hint of Danny in there lol

[ryan50ryan]

elisha cuthbert

oh yeah, id love to cover her in slime.

she could change at my place :)

[marcushickein]

J@W sent me

[xLOVEMimi]

omg these videos are the best!! :D

[qazeks]

what does your t-shirt says??

[XxBlackIrishxX]

J@W sent me



[Tiddalsrox]

I'd slime Betty white.

[music11rocks]

A: you! for both lol XD

[Mskittycatty]

JAW sent me. Just subscribed =) Love the video!

[cheterbugs]

I'd slime cast of Harry Potter...FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL

[EarlyFilmmaker]

You are my fucking hero.

[LinkMEP]

You for both!

[coinoptv]

Rosie got pwned!

[OmgItsCHEEZ]

Black nerd rants forever!!

I would slime Obama. 'cause I bet he has a sense of humor!

[OneEaredFreek]

i'd cover Megan Fox's feet in mustard lol i'm serious haha

[INeedzHelp]

J@W sent me!

[INeedzHelp]

I would vote to slime me...I always wanted to get slimmed growing up...sadly is one of my life goals, lol.

[Dufoth]

Slime charlie sheen!!!!!!!

[nihil2009]

best black nerd rant yet! still needs a theme song.

[RSMan53045]

U have yet to not make me laugh from your videos!!! Keep it up

[DuflickyHikari]

I am sorry mr.black nerd ranter but you seem to be bipolar

[skullcandyman1]

i would slime myself....does that sound wierd???

[movieOVERLORD]

"I'm Chris Brown!"

[raiken821]

Rosario Dawson to both questions.

[TezzyDarling]

J@W Sent me, but of course! And I'm glad he did!

[Greenie369]

You didn't drop an F-bomb this time.

[100crisps]

Miyamoto.glitches in sunshine and all the over used blue coins

[Fiabug]

I'd slime my friend James and this bitch I know named Lindsey

[socalveteran73]

Awwww Black Nerd Rants!!!

[rocklesson86]

Rebecca Black and Miley Cyrus.

[Xbal1000]

What about Miley Cyrus, Andre?

You saw what she done, and I'm not seeing any criticism about it.

And don't get me wrong, I think Charlie Sheen is being more than stupid, but we need to be fair.

[Hyperkid37]

Betty White in green slime. Tina Fey in ketchup.

...or Fey in slime and White in ketchup.

Either/or.

[designangles]

YOURS!

[dragoniguana]

This made me laugh out loud. A lot.

[HoboxXxduck]

i'd slime jbiebs because I probably would get an erection

[avamanda1]

1:39 haha ´im chris brown!` the best part ^^

[XOMoonlightXO]

Umm I was soo upset that Big Time Rush didnt win any awards at the KCA'S

This video was fking epicness.

I'd poor green slime on YOU. :P

[LaughingHall]

I'd put some ketchup on Megan Fox feet oh yeah!

[EggheadJr1]

I would pour slime on Arnold Schwarzenegger, just to hear the noises. AAAAGGHHH AAAAGGHHH What iz Theeez SLIME! AAAAGGGHG AAAAGGGHHH I'll get you! AAAGGHHH AAAGGGHHH I'll be back!!! AAAAGGGH AAAGGGHHH!!!!!! And I'd pour ketchup on Kate Beckinsale's feet. Yeahhhhh man.

[invertedblade]

I really dug your auto tuned singing. Do a video on that.

[SamDogg00]

any porn star....they might like it.

[TheAmazingChameleo]

I would pour slime on all the paris models and then squeeze ketchup on them while they scream XD

[xSGTCXElitex]

Neil Patrick Harris for both...because I likes him :3

[sayansailor]

I would slime the entire cast of the jersey shore! oh and snookie needs to stay away from wwe we already have hornswoggle the leprechan we don't need a umpaloompa as well.

[TheSeemenow]

you

[linkage432]

I'm Chris Brown!!!!

[MrCadfael]

Slime: Bill Murray ('cause I'm old school)

Ketchup: ChristinePeace (damn she's hot)

[Marrowhunter]

I would pour greens slime on Charlies Sheen because it is a little known fact that green slime will neutralise tigers blood.

[vongolaX777]

ummm andre when i went to vote for u you were the only one there. geuss u win:P

[BlackNerdComedy]

@vongolaX777 Oh there's others there. I just gave you the link to go directly to my page to vote.

[animeenthusiest]

Too many people to slime. 

[keyofjenna]

that means that the Kids Choice Awards are like only 2 years younger than Mario! LOLOLOLOL!!!

[nagative1]

I'd pour ketchup on Rihanna. It'd go well with her hair!

[BlackNerdComedy]

@nagative1 LOL! I'm surprised she didn't do that in her S&M music video :)

[nagative1]

@BlackNerdComedy *Goes searches that music video* "As inappropriate content" "Must be 18 years or older" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! D:

[TheMagic0214]

Rosie didn't host the 1st Kids Choice Awards, WHitney Houston did. Also, LOVED YOU ON MOVIE MOB!!

[BlackNerdComedy]

@TheMagic0214 Oh yeah, there were numerous hosts, but Rosie is the one most remembered, and obviously fit in the rant. And thanks for watching Movie Mob, that was fun times. I miss that show.

[HokutoAnsatsuken]

Andre/BlackNerd, I'd pour green slime all over YOU. And I'm staying away from the feet/ketchup thing. Nah, son!

[LadyBuggin777]

Wow you are so right Mr. Nerd! Loved the video, great work, keep em coming ~

[jahs03]

@DrBallzDeep from his black nerd comedy store there is a link to it in the decription of most of his vids.

[technopirate]

damn you're in the zone with these last few rants man

[brittc18]

id cover lady gagas ugly butt in green slime, then leave her in a ditch. :) too much?

[scipper54]

I would slime apple computers 4 not working right and then put kechup on em

[scipper54]

I would slime apple computers 4 not working right

[aromanx]

Lol black nerd rants are my favorite segments XD

[LevyTheAmishMan]

You should cover the girl you have on Awkward Talks with Girls and ask those question and with a sexual voice "Would you like your feet covered with ketchup?"

[BlackNerdComedy]

@LevyTheAmishMan Is it even possible to say that in a sexual way? :)

[LevyTheAmishMan]

@BlackNerdComedy lol oh yeah. The Old Spice Guy's Voice. That is a sexual voice.

[Starlord1999]

Q1: You

Q2: You

You should make that your next Awkward Talks with Girls.. end it by asking them to do that.

[LevyTheAmishMan]

@Starlord1999 that would be a good idea for him to use

[BlackNerdComedy]

@Starlord1999 Ha ha ha, ATWG is awkward enough as it is without bringing ketchup into the picture :)

[ShadowSpawn666]

Gotta say Andre, love the rants.

[Nooklet]

I would pour it on Selena Gomez.. Then Lick it off... No lie.. and it doesn't matter where i pour it either... i would Cover Shaq's feet,,, THERE SO DAMN BIG!!!

[karan2310]

LOL AAAH i'm chris brown!

[HomeMadeVinyl]

you should do some REAL rants, these are awesome, but a little too light... I can tell you're opinionated and I'd like to hear it :D

[BlackNerdComedy]

@HomeMadeVinyl Well I feel I am throwing my opinions, but I do want them to be light and fun, only because there are so many "real" rant videos out there. I'm all about YouTubers giving opinions, but I wanted to do it in a fun way. But I will try to incorporate my own personal thoughts in these and other styles of video as well. As long as you don't mind that I'll still try to make them funny :) Do you have any topics in mind you'd like my opinion on?

[HomeMadeVinyl]

@BlackNerdComedy let's start with something like Jack Thompson (and I mean REALLY let into him), then work our way to stuff that bothers you on a personal level (you kind of dipped a little in this video, with the King beating and stuff) I would like to hear it, you're one of my favorites :D

[123Corrupted]

I saw this coming with the feet.. I said it many videos again. I was replied "No Comment."

[LaughingHall]

Too funny! Slapping Brittany with your penis!

[Elwer2009]

This is awesome, never laughed so hard, this made my day.

[BlackNerdComedy]

@Elwer2009 I'm so glad to make your day :)

[WillyM79]

Dump Fred in slime, pour ketchup on Jessica Biel's feet and suck it off

[BlackNerdComedy]

@WillyM79 Jessica Biel FTW!!!

[MoonWalkingDino]

You are the best when it comes to rants :D

[lilPat]

I would put Ketchup on Roger Barr's feet and send him to your house >:)

[BlackNerdComedy]

@lilPat NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[DarthSodaPop]

Best One Yet. :D

[MusicMaryful]

And again an awesome rant video! :D:D

[Atriviality]

I would cover Miss Hannah Minx in green slime, then offer to help her get cleaned up. Laci Green with the ketchup because I think she may like it.

[flyguy0808]

I would love to slime olivia Munn, oh wait, you mean green slime?

[MissAmbermine]

As much as I freaking love watching your videos, I think I must declare you my mortal enemy. I haaaaatee feet so much! TT-TT I don't want to cover ANYONE'S in ketchup, just in socks. And shoes. And some bubble wrap or something.

[BlackNerdComedy]

@MissAmbermine I think we can still be friends even though you have extreme foot hatred :)