Open a Banana Like A Monkey Response

[DesElms]

Are we really sure that Kashina is a "she?" The shape of the skull suggests that it might be a young male.

[Benihana45]

looks like my brother... 0.o

[freakyflow]

Video 2 how to fling poop at your care takers !

[spartacandream]

It's not a monkey, its an ape.

[aezakmei]

@spartacandream ye, but monkey and ape, in serbian, have the same meaning xD

[spartacandream]

@aezakmei Ah, I see.

[K4inan]

Looks like Mike Tyson.

[BowToMySkill]

thats racist calling him a monkey! he is obviously an african american!

[Werdxp]

This video should be called "Open a Banana like a Ape"

[spentfromnz]

@sonicnatedogg

Actually it's a primate, not a "prime ape".

[evil534]

for some reason I coudn't stop laughing LOL!!!! :D

[CODMaster639]

WHAT THE FUCK MY MOM DOIN' HERE?!?!

[TheCartopher]

@CODMaster639

The typical CODfag response. Go fucking kill yourself, you aren't funny in the slightest.

[toteratospito]

why is the monkey pealing the banana since she is going to eat all of it???????

[TNTpotato]

i think banana peels are the future of remote controlled bananas... trust me when im a bio/geo/common chemist some day u will all see... no not becuz my name is tntpotato becuz I KNOW THE FUTURE

[TommyFromSYI]

NOPE

[LotharStreetJustice]

Nerd dibs - that's an ape, not a monkey

[niggaT42000]

IT'S FAT ALBERT. HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEY HEEEEEEEEEEY

[boyrune4]

@niggaT42000 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[MrsPoker]

I think that monkey was rather stupid.. if he's gonna eat the peels, why take it of the banana? just stick the thing in your mouth..

[killervandal666]

@MrsPoker thats what he said!!!!!

[omgicameonyerface]

I thought you were going to show me how a gorilla eats a banana... not some black person you found outside KFC...

[ryanneb2010]

@omgicameonyerface um should all black be offended?

[omgicameonyerface]

@ryanneb2010 yes

[AnasAlex10]

At least they don't throw the peels away and risk someone stupid (probably a human) slipping and injuring himself or others.

[pagelock5]

step 2 and 3 are like humans lol

[boyluv2000]

Dats not a monkey, u monkey.

[111tag111]

I POACH NIGGER APES ALL THE TIME

[epiclulz66]

uhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuh! huhuhuhuhuhuh! ridiculous I died! huhuhuhuhuh

[IMakeYourVideosHD]

I wanna pet gorilla! some nigga ding dong ditches me "SICKEM BOY!!!"

[DodecahedronHead]

Dumbass Monkey is only eatin the peel!

[jojoinhere]

i can see the connection between george bush and this creature

[Scampern]

@jojoinhere Your insulting the gorilla, not G. Bush.

[GodOfTheInternets]

@Scampern

You're insulting the English language, idiot.

[Scampern]

@GodOfTheInternets I don't mind, I'm Norwegian, Idiot;)

[GodOfTheInternets]

@Scampern

Yeah and I'm Dutch. It's no excuse.

[Scampern]

@GodOfTheInternets No excuse, I agree, but I still don't care if I don't write correctly on youtube's comment section. Why do you care?

[lucastheredskin]

@Scampern i dont think bush can learn sign language as well as koko or michael can

[david181993]

@jojoinhere i think barack obama looks more like it though

[01DREAM10]

WHAT A PRO!!

[drawesome2000]

Dolphins are the only animals other than humans to have sex for pleasure.

[thebadman61]

@drawesome2000 wtf u perv that has nothin to do with tis vid

[Phranky]

@drawesome2000 I'm pretty sure bonobo apes have sex for pleasure too.

[SnickersInTheBarn]

Kishina? Why does the gorilla have a ghetto name? xD

[0299792458]

@SnickersInTheBarn

Kishina Johnson

[rctriplefresh5]

@SnickersInTheBarn lol.

[fatalus553]

@SnickersInTheBarn white cracka

[SnickersInTheBarn]

@fatalus553 Hah! I'm black. xD 

[natemcgraw]

@fatalus553 racist fuck

[fatalus553]

@natemcgraw im biracial retardo

[kx80ryder]

@fatalus553 racist

[fatalus553]

@kx80ryder im mixed dumb fux



[Advancedmathteacher]

...ok, now we all know they stick it in the ass THEN eat it, not the other way around

[Exiree]

They didnt show HOW gorillas/monkeys opens a banana. It was already open in the video? The banana was open when the video starts at 0:13!

[rctriplefresh5]

@Exiree yeah this vid is crap

[xCarlosKidx]

That's the right way to eat it! All you HOMO NIGGAS PUT THE WHOLE THING IN YOUR MOUTH! hahahahaha!

[Rambodius]

soooo.... oprah lives in the zoo, fascinating!

[familyguyrox133e]

leave saber wing alone he was fed this crap about religion his whole life and hes so conceited he doesn't think that anything is true unless its in his fictional book called the bible. just give up saberwing we did evolve from primates are dna is almost exactly the same leave it alone u lost.

[thepaesesai]

thats not even a monkey thats an ape

[joaquin92896]

i go to bush gardens like ten times in summer its actually quite fun

[jininhell]

=.=

[Cookielover415]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh­hhhhhhhh ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ wow!!!!!!

[Apewithacomputer]

That's how I do it!

[JHaSung]

This video was useless.....I always ate bananas like that

[wtfmanigiveup]

You forgot step 4 which is throw your feces at any onlooking zoo goers.

[malrats]

@wtfmanigiveup ahahahha

[lovejuancarlos]

@wtfmanigiveup Aha! :D

[Tremium]

om nom nom

[robpodosek]

I hate this advertisement.

[WilliamMcMillian]

can't believe you'd call her an "expert" just because she's a monkey. clearly she's AWFUL at eating bananas

[kneecaps]

i see that gorilla all the time when i go to busch gardens.

[xiaoli26]

OMG!! A GIANT MONKEY!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

(wow that was an ignorant phrase >.>)

@OREUS39 oh i didn't noticed that....haha kewl~

[polentamaze]

hahas this ape eats humanly but we don't eat the peel right!!

[OREUS39]

I can't believe she ate the peal!!

[BaTeZ94]

Of course. I think they eat every fruits peel. We can't do that because of the sprayed toxic on the fruits.

[DaddyTwoFoot]

@BaTeZ94 We don't eat banana peels because they taste disgusting, not because of pesticides.

[garwizard]

@DaddyTwoFoot But even if we did like the taste of banana peels we couldn't eat them. BECAUSE of all the pesticides. Although there's no nutritional value to banana peels. (But since we eat McDonald, we really have no room to talk.)

[ArielleCatastrophe]

they have so much in common from humans. it's crazy.

[jesterspace]

It's not crazy.. it's evolution :)

[Smashji]

haha this is a great video

[Biznass420]

Lol,,,This was awesome. I really enjoyed it. Thanks

[starshine428]

LOL! That's great! Who'd have thought one video would get so many responses? SO far I like yours best!

[itsameMARIO94]

Ahh, I wanna give it a hug!

[sakathecheetah]

they are not monkeys, but "Eat a Banana Like a Non-Human Ape" just doesn't have a ring to it...

[Dan727]

I love this monkey.

[Saktoth]

Gorillas are monkeys. Old world monkeys and new world monkeys branched from eachother before apes branched from old world monkeys. If the common ancestor: Monophyletic cladistics.

[andrewzot]

wrong gorillas are apes.

[Saktoth]

Look up AronRa Monkey on youtube.

[TinsleyCarmichael]

it's amazing their likeness to hunmans

[introspecticon]

gorillas are great apes, taxonomically distinct from monkeys.

[Cubelarooso]

Not as sexy as how humans eat one.

[NulDrieProductions]

lol.

[ramvaproductions]

Could somebody tell me how this song is called?

[StuckenFoned]

OFMG IT'S A MONKEY EATING A BANNANA CALL THE AMAZING POLICE

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CAPS is like the highway to awesomeville

[xxkevinxx323]

gorillas are so cute

[rigso321]

wow I love that gorilla, so pretty. I want ONE!@

[d4vid020888]

That banana just got owned

[alx90x]

wow. and ur gonna tell me that were not related?

just use your eyes and look.

we share 95% of our DNA. its so amazing.

U dont have to fear the truth.

[ayeroxor]

Anybody who DOESN'T believe we're related to primates ALSO must not believe in DNA testing for criminals.

[Barokah]

@ayeroxor nice comment!!

[saberwing505]

@ayeroxor that doesnt make any sense at all. 0_o

[ayeroxor]

@saberwing505 Wow, do you know ANYTHING about what you're talking about? Either genetics shows relation or not. I'm just dumbfounded that you don't get it without someone explaining it to you.

[saberwing505]

@ayeroxor the only thing you can prove is that the DNA of a human, looks the same as the DNA of primates. But that doesn't mean that we're related to them. Thats like saying that someone is related to a dog, because he has the same hair color as the dog.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@saberwing505 no it doesn't. it like seeing if ur related for ur parents with dna. ur example is like saying if there is a crime and someones brown hair is left there then all ppl with brown hair did it.

[saberwing505]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 No, I said "That's like saying that...". If you find brown hair, and find an EXACT match to that hair, you know who committed it. But a primate's dna is not exactly like a human at all.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@saberwing505 i dont think u understand what dna is. you can see who ur parents are with dna, and ur grandparents, and what race u are, it doesnt need to be the same dna. all humans have human dna of about 100 percent, othe primates share like 98 percent of our dna, that does prove we are related just like it prove ur related to ur mom.

[saberwing505]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 And then how do you prove that we're related to them? Because it could also be that they are just animals with dna that looks closely to ours? Isn't that a possibility as well?

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@saberwing505 google it, im not ur teacher. trust me it does.

[saberwing505]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 Are you saying that you don't know it for sure, but I should just trust you? That doesn't sound very convincing.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@saberwing505 i know, u dont. trust the experts.

[saberwing505]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 Still, you have given me no answer whatsoever. You say that you know, but aren't tell me. That's very childish.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@saberwing505 the same way it proves u are related to ur mom

[saberwing505]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 I'm sorry, but my mom is not a primate.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@saberwing505 sorry, but she is, we all are. thats not even the point anyway, if you are related to someone, then you share dna.

[saberwing505]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 So if I would call you a monkey fucker, that would be okay with you?

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@saberwing505 well, not monkey, but primate. it's also your intentions calling me that.

[familyguyrox133e]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@familyguyrox133e yes?

[familyguyrox133e]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 whats the ? for

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@familyguyrox133e u said my name, but nothing else. it was "yes?" as in "what u want?"

[familyguyrox133e]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7  sorry it was midnight

[familyguyrox133e]

@saberwing505 we have dna to PROVE that we evolved from apes what do you have to PROVE that god is real???????????? thats what i thought...../

[IpodzAppReviewer]

@familyguyrox133e what do u have to prove that god isnt real? Can you do me a small favor and die then come back to life and tell me for sure that god isnt real?

[familyguyrox133e]

@IpodzAppReviewer you cant proove god exists or doesn't exist but there is a very high probability that he doesnt and i see no proof that he exists so i choose not to belive in him give me a good reason to belive in him

[IpodzAppReviewer]

@familyguyrox133e Proof That God Exists Part 1 1. If Reason exist then God exists 2. Reason exists 3. Therefore God exists 1 I define God to be X. 2 Since I can conceive of X, X must exist. 3 Therefore, God exists. 1 A plane crashed killing 143 passengers and crew. 2 But one child survived with only third-degree burns. 3 Therefore, God exists. 1 The majority of the world's population are nonbelievers in Christianity. 2 This is just what Satan intended. 3 Therefore, God exists

[familyguyrox133e]

..............................­.............. rily this is ur argument coincedence that the baby lived laws still would have come about you can conceive a unicorn but that doesnt make it real and how do you know your religions is right over the thousands of other religions????? and can your god create a rock he cant carry?

[forro535]

@IpodzAppReviewer Where's parts two through infinity? I'm guessing that's what ties this together, right? I ask because what you've got here doesn't really prove anything.

[IpodzAppReviewer]

@forro535 it doesnt have to prove anything as long as i believe it

[edlitz36]

@IpodzAppReviewer Wow, dude. You're a fucking moron. You're the kind of deluded chump who would use bible verses to assert the validity of the bible. The only reasoning you use is circular reasoning.

"what do u have to prove that god isnt real?"

He doesn't have to prove that god isn't real. The burden of proof is on the person who makes the claim. You claim god exists. Prove it!! We don't have to disprove you. Moron.

[IpodzAppReviewer]

@edlitz36 first of all they don't look like bible verses to me and i don't really have to prove my point. I will believe in god and you can believe in your allah and we will all be happy

[DeniseWA28]

@IpodzAppReviewer ...You do you realize that your list of "proofs" is part of a compilation of examples to show how logical fallacies are used? It is literally an example of circular logic. Literally.

[Bobsmithgeorgette]

@IpodzAppReviewer You aren't too sharp are ya?

[familyguyrox133e]

@saberwing505  we are all primate u retard

[mjrfrankburns]

@ayeroxor I completely agree, same thing for carbon dating, sure they don't believe carbon dating for fossils, or geological history , but they absolutely believe in it when it applies to carbon dating documents, or other human history.

[DiscoSixtyNine]

we got 92.something % of the DNA of a pig .. if u would say we got 98.234% would be more amazing :)

[Skittershit]

@Nigelmindfinger

LOL

[bdimag]

blessed are the meek

[marcometer]

that gorilla looks just like a kid with downs eating a banana

[rkyeun]

The gorilla effectively IS a kid with Down's eating a banana.

[WindowsAndMacintosh]

I think it's cool how apes and gorillas look and act so much like humans.

[AnonymousCthulhu]

That's because we're Evolutionary cousins.

[WindowsAndMacintosh]

There is no evolution. God made us.

[AnonymousCthulhu]

You're free to believe such stupidity.

[WindowsAndMacintosh]

You're free to go to hell.

[AnonymousCthulhu]

You're mad.

[WindowsAndMacintosh]

No. I'm happy knowing that I will go to Heaven because I do as God tells me.

How do you explain things from Egyptians chasing escaped Jewish people from Egypt in the river from where it split in half? PROOF

[AnonymousCthulhu]

Enjoy living your life based on a two thousand year old fiction novel. How do I explain those things? I don't, because they're parts of a fiction novel, and there is no need to prove them, just like there's no need to prove the cat in the hat, because I can logically conclude that it's fake.

[rkyeun]

So if God appears and tells you to kill your firstborn son as a human sacrifice to him, you'd be like Abraham and say, "Sure thing, God! Whatever you say is just and moral! Just let me find a knife!"

And you think that being completely devoid of any morality of your own is the way to get to Heaven?

[huesodorado]

@rkyeun just for the sake of argument, people who think god is speaking to them are probably high on PCP and would most likely eagerly sacrifice their firstborn ;)

[dpt123123]

omg a ape! xD

[Basillisk1]

why am I not surprised? you probably cant tell the difference between your penis and a peanut. Grow up

[Ch3rmy]

a black person?

[KhmerDubbed]

Are you calling me an Ape?

[Ch3rmy]

No, if you're a nigger you're a monkey. Apes are far to intelligient to compare you species to them.

[Basillisk1]

wow, you're a fine example of someone that should be talking about intelligence.

first of all you used the wrong 'too' second of all its spelled intelligent and third of all, its your, not you.

[Ch3rmy]

whats the nigger, all i heard was you talking about kfc

[QwazyDude458]

ha he spelled intelligent wrong thats such a fail

[KhmerDubbed]

Wait Wait.

So, you're calling me a monkey?

Lmao.

Obviously you're intelligence is less than mine.

[stucool17]

hahahahahahahahaahahahaha

[KhmerDubbed]

Haha.. lol.

[MrKohta]

I like the gorilla.

[CoolVegeta010i]

At first i thought that kishina is a human but shes a gorilla

[crypded]

i want a banana O.O

[VoladorTraceur]

This furry fellow is pure win

[djbro16]

If I lived in captivity I suppose I would eat a banana the same way..

[cheesyflames]

I would have sex with it...lol,jk.