American Censorship Done Right!

[glukkglukk]

Man I really liked [the rest of this comment have been removed by SOPA]

[tonchibear]

Goddamn pineapples.

[TheUberAtheist]

Awesome!!!

[causticapocolypse]

wow, this is a shining example of when free speech should be suppressed.

[urlocaldumbguys]

Rick Perry 2012

[PineapplesOfAmerica]

@urlocaldumbguys no.

[urlocaldumbguys]

@urlocaldumbguys im joking, hes a joke :)

[KeeganTheAwesome]

@urlocaldumbguys The Mayans were correct in their predictions!

[TheHollowInside]

I like the original better

[PizzaInside]

Technically he can't do what he was planning to do because he can't create a national religion legally. Good thing, too, or else we'd have extremists like him ruling our country. I'm proud to be a sane American.

[tonchibear]

@PizzaInside Well technically the military can't imprison American citizens indefinitely without trial or due process either, but technicalities as the Constitution don't matter it seems.

[PizzaInside]

@tonchibear Yeah... practically a military state. Wish there were more free thinkers in this country but 80% of the people I know don't care at all.

[CCAAASSSCCAAAA]

I can't believe I just sat through that >.<

[Phillo127]

fake and gay

[sunnymuffins13208]

@Phillo127 YOU DONT SAY!?!?!?

[waunke56]

That was BEAUTIFUL! Ive never seen such perfect editing on tv. Its amazing what you can do with that 5 second delay.

[solittleusernames]

SOPA hard at work I see xD

[ASvideogameguy]

TO FUCKEN HELL WITH THE SOPA BILL!!!

[loveblackkeys]

@ASvideogameguy Amen. Fuck SOPA! Let's start a damn revolution!

[ASvideogameguy]

@loveblackkeys YEAH!!! ANOTHER FUCKING REVOLUTION!!!

[Jh5kRadio]

I am a pineapple, and I find Rick Perry offensive.

[PineapplesOfAmerica]

@Jh5kRadio I am a Cat, and I lick my own asshole.

[ChazDuMan]

@PineapplesOfAmerica how does it taste?

[ASvideogameguy]

@Jh5kRadio I am not eligible to vote and I find Rick Perry offensive so I say we cencor him.

[akariglimmer]

@Rumake I find that offensive. I'm christian, and yet I do not think that way. Kindly do not label Christianity as one lot of jerks, for we are not. There are jerks within the religion, bit that is true for any religion, or not having a religion. Labelling people like that makes you just as bad as someone like Rick Perry, in my personal opinion, and so please see that we are not all like that

[MrY0ufail]

@akariglimmer I'd like to believe that the majority of Christians are not like Rick, but from my own sampling, and the consistent "majority rules" neo-theocracy argument I hear from Christians (especially the ones in positions of power), I'd have to say that you are in the moderate minority of Christianity. And to that I have to ask, if you are intelligent enough to see Rick Perry as a complete jerk, why follow Christianity? His views come straight from Exodus.

[akariglimmer]

@MrY0ufail it may come from the bible, but the bible is actually inconsistent; in the old testement, it's all 'an eye for an eye', but in the new, '70 times 7". It's my POV that God changes, so it is quite possible that he no longer hates gays/lesbians/pans ect. I have never had the misfortune to meet a religious twat like Rick Perry, and I'm 'in the pew every Sunday', so it seems that sampling depends on where you are. I hope you meet a few more people who aren't like him...

[TheIVYRAVE]

Finally, He's saying more intelligent!

[laurabananafontana]

AHHAHA. Fuck Rick Perry.

[koolee97]

Take Fascists.

Now take the most idiotic, cowardly bunch of them.

Put them in America.

Mix the factors together.

You now have "Republicans"! (May also be called "Shit-For-Brains")

I'm Rick Perry, and I approve of this message. LOL just kidding, I can't read!

[Etrajbe]

@koolee97 THe greedy fascist ignorant cowards, yes. But they are not only republicans they are the banks and corporations that run the US and EU alike.

[iIive666]

perfect

[atherutistgeekzombie]

1. That's censorship for having a different opinion. While he may be an idiot who is violating the TOU, it's still not okay to attempt to censor him

2. If it gets taken down, it becomes harder for him to be held accountable for what he says. We don't want that

[SoloWing808]

Hah, Rick got revenge by censoring all the comments on his "Strong" video! What now bitches?!

[FilmMasterUlrich]

This is 7 different kinds of "What the hell"You can't supress one religeon over another. OK, I am non-dominational, but I don't go calling out to the religeons as stupid, or attack homosexuals. This guy is such a fricken dickweed .It's as old as the country that you can't mix goverment and religeon and that's exactly what the's doing .Iwould say more but the comment boxis getting too long.But Perry may as well of kissed his campaign gone.

[freeedom93]

Prick Rerry

[cameraperson]

22k "likes" to 700k "dislikes" cant be wrong. Go see Rick's main video and see the stats for yourself.

I think it's time we all "become Republicans" so we can all vote for Newt Gingrich. Why? Its the only sane thing to do. He said of his cancer stricken wife, "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." AND In the mid-1990s, Gingrich began an affair with House of Representatives staffer Callista Bisek, who is 23 years his junior.

[xavier791]

it sounds like the accual ad, it hurts my ears when i listen to it

[UchihaSaslee]

Love the description. LOL.

[yerk3]

All this does is hurt my ears. I thought this was going to be one of those "unnecessary censorship" things, where it's bleeped so that it sounds like he's talking about something depraved. Well, he is kind of saying something depraved in the commercial, but not in the fun way!

[BassmanSpiff2514]

Fuck u ya bastard. Ur not gettin my vote!

[lispectorando]

Pineaple, yummy!

[wutfoolsWUT]

I'm not ashamed to admit that this dude should be frying in a deeper level of hell than most politicians

[ApatheticOmniscience]

@smcphee6982 Nvmd you didn't get it... It's from something they passed not too long ago in congress.

[birum18]

well done sir. Do you work for the freakin' FCC?

[recon500]

I went deaf

[DarkRubberDucky]

Well done. Now someone needs to hack a TV station and air that! =D

[sereneimmorality]

Thumbs up for the pineapple

[zpy121596]

guys, who was that?

[melgibsonsballs]

lol he startes jacking off

[TarikBhatti]

What's with the Pineapple? LOL

[InfiniteFruit]

@TarikBhatti Remember Little Nicky? The pineapple.

[trueChristianwalk]

If you are a gay and you want to sex with any other same gender, animals, birds, your parents or some thing else then go ahead. America is not a Muslim country, not a Hindu country, not a Communist Country but a Christian Country; America was and is a Christian country. Each country in this world stand for what they believe. America stands for Jesus Christ our lord and savior.

[emogirl313131995]

I think there should be a huge middle finger at the end of this video aimed at Rick Perry.

[w0lfie292]

Really...?

[mrctab29]

and here i thought censorship was a bad thing •⍵•

[jaysekhon8014]

RIP Headphone users.

[Ripley747]

Brilliant! Thank you for leaving all the good things he said and removing the bad stuff.

[bunnyofwar]

Im *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* and approve this *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

[Iwantyourhelpbabu]

He should use this tactic at the debates

[Maharg23]

What he really said in the video earned my vote. He is 1,000% correct.

[dudethatsmyhat]

The beeping hurt my ears almost as bad as the ignorance of the original did.

[coquinat]

I laughed my ass off.

[seby826]

I'm not ashamed to be a Christian. But you don't have to be in the pew every Sunday to know that there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school

that's what he said

but just like most people i don't get his point what the fk does he mean ?

[TheLolcat69]

@seby826 It isn't easy to understand what he says because he's so damn stupid, but I think he may want the reunification of church and state. That's what I get out of it, but who knows..

[KissmeKevy91]

If only the put this on TV



[FrostBeatle]

i'd rather that we not cencored him, just so everyone can hear what a fucking dumbass he is.

[PineapplesOfAmerica]

@FrostBeatle Good idea, haha. I just posted this video to cover his shame. -Good Guy Greg

[ArtemusCain666]

Finally the censored that exposed asshole! I was about to call the FCC!

[ASvideogameguy]

He makes perfect sense unlike how he did in the origonal ad

[shonester]

BEST ONE YET!

[BigDogJang0]

I didn't know Rick Perry was starting a political campaign in Iran. Gotta give props.

[illusions142]

THIS

[simonthesuperhawk]

i like that you blured hes hand when it was close to his balls... Good job :D

[Derek33UK]

Quality

[mintchocochic]

thank you so much for silencing his annoying douchebag voice. its sooooo much of an improvement.

[DrLuciferz]

Took long enough to find this I LOVE IT

[LordKaisen]

you'd think the FCC would do this, considering all the garbage that comes out of the rights' mouths.

[ElBarto3131]

Finally a Republican platform that makes sense.

[fatdudewh33lchair]

The pinapple was the best part. So random! rofl.

[IWinEndOfDiscussion]

Censorship, you're doing it right!

[jasaniava]

This is the best version of this video yet!  :D

[MeatShovel]

This is kinda heartwarming.

[YummCookie]

Pineapple for president!

[stevend0114]

... kinda want to eat a pine apple now.

[odantoro]

I always suspected that he was pixilated...

[boastfuls]

spoken like a true hero

[Treebirdz]

ouch that hurt my ears but it was still funny

[Chikken21]

XD I approve this message.

[ripsnorting13]

Pineapple.....?

[EliteDoomer]

LOLOLOL

[uDaeth]

original hurts my ears, the censoring makes it worse

[Talic3]

This should be the version that runs on TV at 3 AM on every channel instead of a Test Card.

[3salamanders]

Love the pineapple. Nice touch!

[Ongarukat]

I can't "Like" this enough!

[RichardDJLilD]

Mmm, yummy pineapple

[kaylee6859]

Everyone from Texas must be embarrassed to have him representing them.

[celesteintheend]

@kaylee6859 i am.

[kaylee6859]

@celesteintheend He's going to embarrass the whole country if he becomes president. Lets hope were not stupid enough

[ObnoxiousCaterer]

I'm afraid this isn't done right. I found that pineapple to be extremely offensive due to its foreign nature, thusly it should've been also censored with a more American fruit like the banana.

[ApatheticOmniscience]

@ObnoxiousCaterer Or the pizza! Oh wait, that's a vegetable...

[McTaggStar]

@ObnoxiousCaterer: No no, fruits aren't acceptable in America. And especially in the military.

[AnuxeL]

@ObnoxiousCaterer Yeah, or a Big Mac.

[Voiceoftheunheard]

I'm SO glad the government finally decided to censor this. As a non-Christian, I found Rick Perry's face and voice to be extremely offensive.

[MsWellHello]

I can't believe a video that simple was that funny - I was laughing out loud the whole time!!

[NinjaFerrari]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

If this were his actual commercial he'd get more than 1 vote. At least 5.

Anyways you are the best person in the world for making this. You sir, win a free internet.

[pigin007]

I approve this video

[Lilyonsan]

You're doing it right.

[ragwad]

So is this the "Strong/Silent Rick Perry" Ad? Come home governor, we love you even if you are the dullest knife in the drawer. Why, because you make your fellow Texans feel better about oursleves when we see you.

[ThinkerResearcher]

this video would've had a better chance for getting him elected him than the one he actually did, lol

[evilkittygurl]

I actually prefer to have my eardrums pierced by the monotone sound of the censor bleep than hear his voice. I approve this video.

[madguy457]

Idk, i kinda like the pineapples political platform ;D

[t0fast]

LOL!!!! love it!

[savageveg]

best version yet. i love pineapple!

[SextonOutlaw]

Hmmn.... Interesting. That ear-splitting tone was far less annoying than listening to Dick Perry speak.

[Polymorphidz]

Is the pineapple running for vice?

[SextonOutlaw]

@Polymorphidz No, but according to the Rick Perry ad, ONE piece of fruit definitely is.

[oneNonBeliever]

That's the most well reasoned, coherent, and intelligent thing I've ever heard the governor say.

[MyOnlyFarph]

pineapple censor is king of all censors.

[MABXYZ118042]

Read my lips: NO NEW TEXANS!

[PShare131]

@MABXYZ118042 HAHAHAHAHA... I literally just laughed for like 5 minutes

[DonJulioBlanco2002]

This is Perry's most coherent campaign speech so far.

[rebelliousgamer]

OWWWW MY FUCKING EARS!!!!!!!!!

[Hypertraxable]

aaa this is a lot better

[jl07d]

LMAO!! CHECK OUT OBAMAS REPLY ON MY PAGE!

[PineapplesOfAmerica]

Thanks everyone SOOO much for liking this video!! It means a lot :)

[aMpeDDUp]

@PineapplesOfAmerica you should make your logo an american flag behind a pineapple

[AuditoreAmore]

aww I wanted to leave a comment of the official page of the ad, but they're disabled... i guess seeing 450,000 dislikes and 68,000 likes doesn't make it smart to open up the comment page. But come on! with as many dislikes as Rebecca black's Friday has, she still has balls big enough to let comments be posted on the video. I guess everything isn't it bigger in Texas

[csuhickey1984]

Say what you will about Perry but this clip really shows how far he's come as a speaker...

[J0Fernando]

hmm who else wants pineapple?? 

[apruitt1067]

@J0Fernando yum

[raneslowly]

love it thanks

[Voiceoftheunheard]

You know, I used to think that censoring the internet was bad, but after watching this video, I now realize that there's some good in it afterall.

[momentomori93]

the pineapple makes a strong point..

[osiris31689]

Damn, now I want some pineapple

[petunia225]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA love this!

[dra9onf1re]

pineapple, lmao

[asenjcc]

Is he retarded or does he just have a brain tumor

[TOTALCONTROL871]

maybe you didnt hear....FUCK his mind is strong LOL

[BananahLlamah]

I liked the part where his face was blurred out.

[youdamnoni]

mmm pineapple..

[jlcdltofficial]

I think all of America (excluding inbred rednecks) want to cut this guy's face with scissors and leave him for apes to rape him :)

[Oudler]

More coherent than the original.

[masteroftables]

Oh no he has his own opinion and he isn't afraid you broadcast it!!! Quick, hate on him!!!

[cherrymadrigal]

@masteroftables Having and stating an opinion is one thing, but encouraging hatred and discrimination against good, decent people is wrong.

[ferret12]

You got to admit Perry makes such a good point in this video.

[paperorpaper]

@ferret12 I agree. He should do more speeches like this! Perry 20never!

[laurenjen0422]

AWESOME! i cracked up till the end

[adamhzz]

well bleeped



[breadinthetoaster]

hahahahahahahah! YES

[jestercgo]

Ok, so I admit, I watched this all the way through laughing!

[hostilecrayon]

I'm so amused.

[anguianoconnie]

i cant believe the remake has more "LIKES" than the original! LOL!!!

[anguianoconnie]

LOL!!!

[CaliHerbLiteLaugh]

lol



[Electricbassguy]

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