A sacred cow must have mother's milk to be blessed. The land of the milk and honey for she is the cherished of Israel. Now I think Muslims get the Virgin part better than the American's that call them religious fanatics.
Thats the real problem though isn't it the Jews still think Israel is their's and that Christ has no throne. While the other nations have pushed Mary from all of hers. So there is no sacred cow when some mess with blessed gifts in India. Sing with me, " She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes..she'll be riding 6 white horses." So much for dancing around the Kashmir conflict.
Plus "The Real Jews", have nothing to do with Judaism albeit some of them may be part of the religion. " The REAL Jews", are God's chosen ppl & the decendents of them who are still loyal. Those of the non-gentile of biblical times that came from Israel. Those of the 12 tribes that have wandered and scattered among the nations & some to return home to Israel while others have not. Correct me if I wrong my sweet Messiah. Spoken from the heart of a true daughter of Zion huh?
Orelion those Jews were "European Jews", not typically Middle Eastern ones. I think if they had lived in their own country instead of trying to push up underneath Telphi (the Hebrew Princess) against the Heir no Jews would have died. If a Serbian Jew is confirmed as the assassinator of Austria's Archduke you know eventually it will boomerang back. Where do they get the 6 million estimate? Does this include the Jews who died for the Jewish cause among the Nazi's? Yeah and Abraham is a Raghead 2!
How would you like to be the Kurdish soldiers in Iraq being taught how to fight by to preserve Liberty by English Soldiers. They just pass a joint around and laugh while the English think its good dope!
Israel is stealing farms and building fences, Palestinians are firing missles into homes. If you ask me those governments are more or less equally retarded. Neither of them are victims. Hamas are cowards for hiding in schools and their 70 virgins will all be fat ugly hairy men. But instead of looking at better options the Isreali military just goes ahead and blows the entire school up. Like I said, both retarded
You know that Judaism is a religion, so there isn't such a thing as "Real Jews" the entire world's population has changed, it doesn't changes the fact that 70 years ago people were killed because of their religion, and so called race.
someone that actually doesn't have acting skills........hmmmmmmmmmm, like Adam Sandler? Because he doesn't have any, and neither does Will Ferrell, and I'd love it if the both of them quit ruining comedy and stopped making idiotic movies every 6 months.
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Good humor aside, this movie is a continuation of the dehumanization of a culture and people. I'm not even Arab and I can feel how devalued Middle Eastern brown skin is to the writers and producers of this travesty. Were this in any way defamatory to Israel, the entire state would be screaming to ban this movie with claims of antisemitism. Double standards aren't funny. I won't be watching this movie.
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The worst actor ever.
Everyone knows why he is always assigned to all comedy movies while there are much more efficient comedian actors sitting without a job, simply because he is Jewish and all Hollywood producers are Jewish.
Uhm? He is one of the BEST actors ever, That's just an opinion from you, Like it matters in the whole world? No. My suggestion? Stop Watching crap all the time.
Adam Sandler is definitely not my favorite actor, I even disliked him in some movies, but this one does look very funny and I look forward to seeing it.
HAHAHAHA THIS SO RANDOM!
till I read the ending....
chizane365 1 year ago
Are you a point guard or are you a point god?
StandAloner 1 year ago
@StandAloner Point Goat haha
Goey55 1 year ago
@StandAloner point guard or a point GOAT?
not point god, that doesn't even make sense in a joke
raza46 10 months ago
Hilarious Zohan.
MichaelPietrus 1 year ago
aw shit that was awsome!!!
vvtitc 1 year ago
HAAAAVRE A DRREAM?lmao!
ThatRabajanteShow 1 year ago
thats arab accent !
im israeli and i dont talk like this:(
BeitarJRM 2 years ago
זה מה שיצא לו כניראה יותר נשמע כמו ספרדית ת'אמת... חחחח אבל ניסיון נחמד xD
wassap666 2 years ago
well fuck u
poomii24 1 year ago
Oh Baron...
bryil 2 years ago
LoL xD
toyotasupraking 2 years ago
A sacred cow must have mother's milk to be blessed. The land of the milk and honey for she is the cherished of Israel. Now I think Muslims get the Virgin part better than the American's that call them religious fanatics.
GoddessElvina 3 years ago
Thats the real problem though isn't it the Jews still think Israel is their's and that Christ has no throne. While the other nations have pushed Mary from all of hers. So there is no sacred cow when some mess with blessed gifts in India. Sing with me, " She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes..she'll be riding 6 white horses." So much for dancing around the Kashmir conflict.
GoddessElvina 3 years ago
Plus "The Real Jews", have nothing to do with Judaism albeit some of them may be part of the religion. " The REAL Jews", are God's chosen ppl & the decendents of them who are still loyal. Those of the non-gentile of biblical times that came from Israel. Those of the 12 tribes that have wandered and scattered among the nations & some to return home to Israel while others have not. Correct me if I wrong my sweet Messiah. Spoken from the heart of a true daughter of Zion huh?
GoddessElvina 3 years ago
Orelion those Jews were "European Jews", not typically Middle Eastern ones. I think if they had lived in their own country instead of trying to push up underneath Telphi (the Hebrew Princess) against the Heir no Jews would have died. If a Serbian Jew is confirmed as the assassinator of Austria's Archduke you know eventually it will boomerang back. Where do they get the 6 million estimate? Does this include the Jews who died for the Jewish cause among the Nazi's? Yeah and Abraham is a Raghead 2!
GoddessElvina 3 years ago
How would you like to be the Kurdish soldiers in Iraq being taught how to fight by to preserve Liberty by English Soldiers. They just pass a joint around and laugh while the English think its good dope!
GoddessElvina 3 years ago
But here we are getting political on the comments page of a friggin zohan clip.
S0ndor 3 years ago 2
Israel is stealing farms and building fences, Palestinians are firing missles into homes. If you ask me those governments are more or less equally retarded. Neither of them are victims. Hamas are cowards for hiding in schools and their 70 virgins will all be fat ugly hairy men. But instead of looking at better options the Isreali military just goes ahead and blows the entire school up. Like I said, both retarded
S0ndor 3 years ago
hahaha
that was good right?
you're welcome
reak7835 3 years ago
You know that Judaism is a religion, so there isn't such a thing as "Real Jews" the entire world's population has changed, it doesn't changes the fact that 70 years ago people were killed because of their religion, and so called race.
Orelion 3 years ago
No evidence beside Millions of People who suffered it, video footage, documentation etc.
I can't understand how you can call Palestinians "invaded" when every other day a suicide bomber kills civilians, so who's the victim here?
Orelion 3 years ago
Israel is based on terror?! Are you insane?
What about the right of 6 Million Jews who died in the holocaust so their kids could live in their own country.
Israel is the only country for Jews. If Palestinians would stop bombing cities and hiding in civilian houses, there wouldn't be any casualties.
Orelion 3 years ago
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fuck israhell,their the enemy
SA3ATEKAM 3 years ago
hah :)
okbelikethat 3 years ago
hahah. i saw this last night on the playoff game. poor lakers became the celtics' bitches
AudaciousDingo 3 years ago
haha i saw dont mess with the zohan such a funny movie :D
omnv 3 years ago
lmfao!!!!!!!!
MACDADDYLATINMONEY 3 years ago
funny as shit
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daresmrde 3 years ago
LOL BARON
jwong1983 3 years ago
that movie was real good, it was funni watching the palestinians since i am one and adam sandler was real funni so was rob shneider
wifki 3 years ago
hahaahahahahaha
RoundTableGroup 3 years ago
lol
netquan1617 3 years ago
LMAO simple but different!
ariestheramone 3 years ago 2
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
badb123456 3 years ago
Yes, thirteen-year-old eragon and naruto fans insult me! Bring it on kids!
kn0wy0urenemy 3 years ago
And the beard, are u a point guard or a point goat?
WaveMan72 3 years ago 3
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Adam Sandler is such a fucking hack
Gibson889 3 years ago
Stupid dumbfuck, save that comment for someone that actually doesn't have acting skills...like Pauly Shore. Where the hell is he anyways?
gredangeo 3 years ago 2
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shut up nigger
kreatedvehemence 3 years ago
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racist
picegunner 3 years ago
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someone that actually doesn't have acting skills........hmmmmmmmmmm, like Adam Sandler? Because he doesn't have any, and neither does Will Ferrell, and I'd love it if the both of them quit ruining comedy and stopped making idiotic movies every 6 months.
Gibson889 3 years ago
thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! finally someone
agrees with me. For years I've been saying that those those sucked at comedy.
greedyhabit 3 years ago
Id love it if you quit and stopped making idiotic comments on good actors.
xboxman55 3 years ago 3
dude there funny they dont have to be good actors to be funny there more funny as bad actors so shut the fuck up
picegunner 3 years ago 15
Obviously YOU don't know what comedy is. Get a fucking brain.
gredangeo 3 years ago 20
no, u just hate any israeli or any jew, i like the movie not cause im jewish, but because it is FUNNY and thats all
israeliforce414 3 years ago
hahahaha
Gibson889 3 years ago
lmao adam u rule!
triplexriku 3 years ago 4
lol thats fuckin great. if your bored watch all my vids that say gafkin
duuuuuuuuude21 3 years ago
lol thats halrious
luickroggeterson2445 3 years ago
LMAO baron cut his hair for a 30 second commercial?
wtfisthisshyt 3 years ago
funny. zohan is gonna be awesome.
Striker11123 3 years ago 3
i love this.
lol
hahaha
TokiConcerts 3 years ago
dont fogh gegth u khav a dhkeam
kobegaro 3 years ago
lmaoooo
lalalalalovelyyyyyyy 3 years ago
LOL
Mia2296 3 years ago 2
lol
snowboarder7675 3 years ago
AHHHHH...lol
xonaymoonxo 3 years ago
freaking awesome!
diablorojo27 3 years ago
LMAFO.
xD
TurkeyFlesh 3 years ago
yeah xD!
ruesius 3 years ago
It's a bit wannabe Borat I'd say..
omglolffs 3 years ago
heh heh yeah.
schmeankman 3 years ago
OMPG
pool204 3 years ago
Oh gosh that's funny!
llMuhamedll 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Lindeneagles 3 years ago
I understand the NBA's but this knock off is queer
joey368 3 years ago
Yes We Can, Yes We Can!! lol Barack Obama baby!
XxCuriousBananaxX 3 years ago
this is somewhat like the SNL one, though Sandler is a alumni player.
RawbThatPunk 3 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
FccB11 3 years ago
there can only be one
tastethewake 3 years ago
dis movi iz gonna b mAd fuNiE SoN
ya meng!!
Bassplayer450 3 years ago
barack all the way
nicslayerrr 3 years ago 2
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I hope Barack gets killed in office. And he wouldn't be important enough to call it an assassination.
kn0wy0urenemy 3 years ago
I hope you get killed in your house. And you wouldn't be important enough to call it murder.
eragonus 3 years ago
fuck u both hillary u stupid fucks
rbnumberx3 3 years ago
you hahve a dream
archounduser 3 years ago
No, no, no.
No Barack.
moo8dathotmaildotcom 3 years ago 2
Yea, we need to get bush and his fellows out of our systems
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Cathytedford 3 years ago 5
BOO!!!!!! Vote McCain!
TheGiantsRock 3 years ago
lol
abcdefg6195 3 years ago
"that was good right?"
"you're welcome"
lol that was funny! can't wait til it comes out!
mxexplody 3 years ago
lol, they mimiced those NBA playoff commercials
wwefan3333 3 years ago
it does look funny, I'm posting it on my channel right now.
PerfectQuality 3 years ago
cant wait for this to come out, looks good
milky27oreo 3 years ago
L o L on your life you have a dleam
skullr3aper3 3 years ago
hello, adam sandler IS jewish. his first cousin goes to my school. why the heck would he be starring in a racist movie??
xanafanadu 3 years ago
lol
SpartanB74 3 years ago
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i definately will not pay to watch a racist movie. will never watch sandler mandler if i have to pay to see his sick jokes. puke.
zarwa2007 3 years ago
dont be a little bitch its a godamn movie
pennridgebball42 3 years ago
Well that's good. I'm pretty sure Adam didn't intend this movie to be watch by people who have no sense of humor what so ever.
methal666 3 years ago
This is not down playing any nation. It's a movie for god sake! A funny movie! That's not meant to be offensive in any way!
WestgateN 3 years ago
lol
mechtech104 3 years ago
YOUR WRONG. It's Get Sulky, Google it and STOP asking me
khorsek 3 years ago
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Good humor aside, this movie is a continuation of the dehumanization of a culture and people. I'm not even Arab and I can feel how devalued Middle Eastern brown skin is to the writers and producers of this travesty. Were this in any way defamatory to Israel, the entire state would be screaming to ban this movie with claims of antisemitism. Double standards aren't funny. I won't be watching this movie.
Freedomlover911 3 years ago
this movie is insulting to both israelis and arabs, so that means it doesn't discriminate against anyone
db702207 3 years ago
except israelis and arabs.....
SH1N1NGG0LD 3 years ago
well, it also portrays americans as being ignorant, so I wouldn't say it only insults arabs and israelis
db702207 3 years ago
wtf....
GibsonLesPaul93 3 years ago
Very true, but people have been desensitized in this matter with years of media portraying arabs in a bad manner.
Also, making such a shameless movie about a conflict in which so many people are still dying was a horrible idea.
*Another thing, it's not a coincidence in that most of hollywood happen to be jews.*
*Just something to think about when you're watching movies.
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badamc 3 years ago
I sense a great disturbance in the force...
mrfist6 3 years ago 5
Sounds more like a Russian accent than as Israeli.
gmaildotcom 3 years ago
russian sounds a lot like israeli accent
joeyacdc 3 years ago
I doesn't, I live in Israel.
gmaildotcom 3 years ago
lol
magermage58 3 years ago
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hancock is gunna be better
CCITP 3 years ago
lololol
imnotdillon 3 years ago
little nicky was the funniest shit ever when you were 12
shizarking 3 years ago
comedy of the year with no doubt
fuck hancock
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
HAHAHAAH=))
JamaicanCookies14 3 years ago
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Another movie glorifying the Israelis... Just what the world needs.
LoneRider69 3 years ago
lil nicky was garbage.. but this movie looks to be hillarious !!!
question4seller 3 years ago
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The worst actor ever.
Everyone knows why he is always assigned to all comedy movies while there are much more efficient comedian actors sitting without a job, simply because he is Jewish and all Hollywood producers are Jewish.
Nepotisms
amermahdy70 3 years ago
Uhm? He is one of the BEST actors ever, That's just an opinion from you, Like it matters in the whole world? No. My suggestion? Stop Watching crap all the time.
sirickabodcrane 3 years ago 2
HAHAHA :D, why can't you go to a forum or something and make a thread about that so every single person at the forum can kick ur ass.
Don't watch if u don't like... Stupid.
lpasepok 3 years ago
I quoted to that other guy retard. I like this.
sirickabodcrane 3 years ago
lol awesome. i cant wait! :D
CaptainRuro 3 years ago
wow adam sandler's movies just keep getting worse every time.
Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and the Wedding Singer were the beginning and end of his funny days.
idioteque59 3 years ago
i second that opinion
uTubegangsters 3 years ago
haha, i cant wait. adam sandler is one of those 'naturaly funny' people.
thetravelingboy 3 years ago
Adam Sandler is definitely not my favorite actor, I even disliked him in some movies, but this one does look very funny and I look forward to seeing it.
EYEsoFLY 3 years ago 2
TGI almost Friday.
04ray25number2 3 years ago
You havehD a Dream
mxcnprd10 3 years ago
hella funny, go warriors
yakunaus 3 years ago
LOL!!
IIIlllll 3 years ago
Adam sandler owns... He made lil nicky!!!
DaveSkelleton 3 years ago
funny. can't wait to see this zohan movie. adam sandler is one of my favorite actors. lol
alexanderjs11 3 years ago 3
SOO funny! 33 seconds of pure gold.
GeniusBoy88 3 years ago 4
hahaha
crazybaseballdude12 3 years ago 2
lol
Locheyz 3 years ago 2
lol that was so funny
BruningRedAngel7 3 years ago 2
4th posssssttttttttttttttt
q8force 3 years ago
Hahaha!
XjeraldX 3 years ago 2
lol
tbeox 3 years ago 3
haha
UberBeef 3 years ago 3