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  • HAHAHAHA THIS SO RANDOM!

    till I read the ending....

  • Are you a point guard or are you a point god?

  • @StandAloner Point Goat haha

  • @StandAloner point guard or a point GOAT?

    not point god, that doesn't even make sense in a joke

  • Hilarious Zohan.

  • aw shit that was awsome!!!

  • HAAAAVRE A DRREAM?lmao!

  • thats arab accent !

    im israeli and i dont talk like this:(

  • זה מה שיצא לו כניראה יותר נשמע כמו ספרדית ת'אמת... חחחח אבל ניסיון נחמד xD

  • well fuck u

  • Oh Baron...

  • LoL xD

  • A sacred cow must have mother's milk to be blessed. The land of the milk and honey for she is the cherished of Israel. Now I think Muslims get the Virgin part better than the American's that call them religious fanatics.

  • Thats the real problem though isn't it the Jews still think Israel is their's and that Christ has no throne. While the other nations have pushed Mary from all of hers. So there is no sacred cow when some mess with blessed gifts in India. Sing with me, " She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes..she'll be riding 6 white horses." So much for dancing around the Kashmir conflict.

  • Plus "The Real Jews", have nothing to do with Judaism albeit some of them may be part of the religion. " The REAL Jews", are God's chosen ppl & the decendents of them who are still loyal. Those of the non-gentile of biblical times that came from Israel. Those of the 12 tribes that have wandered and scattered among the nations & some to return home to Israel while others have not. Correct me if I wrong my sweet Messiah. Spoken from the heart of a true daughter of Zion huh?

  • Orelion those Jews were "European Jews", not typically Middle Eastern ones. I think if they had lived in their own country instead of trying to push up underneath Telphi (the Hebrew Princess) against the Heir no Jews would have died. If a Serbian Jew is confirmed as the assassinator of Austria's Archduke you know eventually it will boomerang back. Where do they get the 6 million estimate? Does this include the Jews who died for the Jewish cause among the Nazi's? Yeah and Abraham is a Raghead 2!

  • How would you like to be the Kurdish soldiers in Iraq being taught how to fight by to preserve Liberty by English Soldiers. They just pass a joint around and laugh while the English think its good dope!

  • But here we are getting political on the comments page of a friggin zohan clip.

  • Israel is stealing farms and building fences, Palestinians are firing missles into homes. If you ask me those governments are more or less equally retarded. Neither of them are victims. Hamas are cowards for hiding in schools and their 70 virgins will all be fat ugly hairy men. But instead of looking at better options the Isreali military just goes ahead and blows the entire school up. Like I said, both retarded

  • hahaha

    that was good right?

    you're welcome

  • You know that Judaism is a religion, so there isn't such a thing as "Real Jews" the entire world's population has changed, it doesn't changes the fact that 70 years ago people were killed because of their religion, and so called race.

  • No evidence beside Millions of People who suffered it, video footage, documentation etc.

    I can't understand how you can call Palestinians "invaded" when every other day a suicide bomber kills civilians, so who's the victim here?

  • Israel is based on terror?! Are you insane?

    What about the right of 6 Million Jews who died in the holocaust so their kids could live in their own country.

    Israel is the only country for Jews. If Palestinians would stop bombing cities and hiding in civilian houses, there wouldn't be any casualties.

  • hah :)

  • hahah. i saw this last night on the playoff game. poor lakers became the celtics' bitches

  • haha i saw dont mess with the zohan such a funny movie :D

  • lmfao!!!!!!!!

  • funny as shit

  • LOL BARON

  • that movie was real good, it was funni watching the palestinians since i am one and adam sandler was real funni so was rob shneider

  • hahaahahahahaha

  • lol

  • LMAO simple but different!

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yes, thirteen-year-old eragon and naruto fans insult me! Bring it on kids!

  • And the beard, are u a point guard or a point goat?

  • Stupid dumbfuck, save that comment for someone that actually doesn't have acting skills...like Pauly Shore. Where the hell is he anyways?

  • thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! finally someone

    agrees with me.  For years I've been saying that those those sucked at comedy.

  • Id love it if you quit and stopped making idiotic comments on good actors.

  • dude there funny they dont have to be good actors to be funny there more funny as bad actors so shut the fuck up

  • Obviously YOU don't know what comedy is. Get a fucking brain.

  • no, u just hate any israeli or any jew, i like the movie not cause im jewish, but because it is FUNNY and thats all

  • hahahaha

  • lmao adam u rule!

  • lol thats fuckin great. if your bored watch all my vids that say gafkin

  • lol thats halrious

  • LMAO baron cut his hair for a 30 second commercial?

  • funny. zohan is gonna be awesome.

  • i love this.

    lol

    hahaha

  • dont fogh gegth u khav a dhkeam

  • lmaoooo

  • LOL

  • lol

  • AHHHHH...lol

  • freaking awesome!

  • LMAFO.

    xD

  • yeah xD!

  • It's a bit wannabe Borat I'd say..

  • heh heh yeah.

  • OMPG

  • Oh gosh that's funny!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha!

  • I understand the NBA's but this knock off is queer

  • Yes We Can, Yes We Can!! lol Barack Obama baby!

  • this is somewhat like the SNL one, though Sandler is a alumni player.

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • there can only be one

  • dis movi iz gonna b mAd fuNiE SoN

    ya meng!!

  • barack all the way

  • I hope you get killed in your house. And you wouldn't be important enough to call it murder.

  • fuck u both hillary u stupid fucks

  • you hahve a dream

  • No, no, no.

    No Barack.

  • Yea, we need to get bush and his fellows out of our systems

  • BOO!!!!!! Vote McCain!

  • lol

  • "that was good right?"

    "you're welcome"

    lol that was funny! can't wait til it comes out!

  • lol, they mimiced those NBA playoff commercials

  • it does look funny, I'm posting it on my channel right now.

  • cant wait for this to come out, looks good

  • L o L on your life you have a dleam

  • hello, adam sandler IS jewish. his first cousin goes to my school. why the heck would he be starring in a racist movie??

  • lol

  • dont be a little bitch its a godamn movie

  • Well that's good. I'm pretty sure Adam didn't intend this movie to be watch by people who have no sense of humor what so ever.

  • This is not down playing any nation. It's a movie for god sake! A funny movie! That's not meant to be offensive in any way!

  • lol

  • YOUR WRONG. It's Get Sulky, Google it and STOP asking me

  • this movie is insulting to both israelis and arabs, so that means it doesn't discriminate against anyone

  • except israelis and arabs.....

  • well, it also portrays americans as being ignorant, so I wouldn't say it only insults arabs and israelis

  • wtf....

  • Very true, but people have been desensitized in this matter with years of media portraying arabs in a bad manner.

    Also, making such a shameless movie about a conflict in which so many people are still dying was a horrible idea.

    *Another thing, it's not a coincidence in that most of hollywood happen to be jews.*

    *Just something to think about when you're watching movies.

  • I sense a great disturbance in the force...

  • Sounds more like a Russian accent than as Israeli.

  • russian sounds a lot like israeli accent

  • I doesn't, I live in Israel.

  • lol

  • lololol

  • little nicky was the funniest shit ever when you were 12

  • comedy of the year with no doubt

    fuck hancock

  • HAHAHAAH=))

  • lil nicky was garbage.. but this movie looks to be hillarious !!!

  • Uhm? He is one of the BEST actors ever, That's just an opinion from you, Like it matters in the whole world? No. My suggestion? Stop Watching crap all the time.

  • HAHAHA :D, why can't you go to a forum or something and make a thread about that so every single person at the forum can kick ur ass.

    Don't watch if u don't like... Stupid.

  • I quoted to that other guy retard. I like this.

  • lol awesome. i cant wait! :D

  • wow adam sandler's movies just keep getting worse every time.

    Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and the Wedding Singer were the beginning and end of his funny days.

  • i second that opinion

  • haha, i cant wait. adam sandler is one of those 'naturaly funny' people.

  • Adam Sandler is definitely not my favorite actor, I even disliked him in some movies, but this one does look very funny and I look forward to seeing it.

  • TGI almost Friday.

  • You havehD a Dream

  • hella funny, go warriors

  • LOL!!

  • Adam sandler owns... He made lil nicky!!!

  • funny. can't wait to see this zohan movie. adam sandler is one of my favorite actors. lol

  • SOO funny! 33 seconds of pure gold.

  • hahaha

  • lol

  • lol that was so funny

  • 4th posssssttttttttttttttt

  • Hahaha!

  • lol

  • haha

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