Coupling (UK) - Captain Subtext and Cushion Rant

[QueenofDiamonds1391]

PILLOW! god!

[LeaVeliz]

Doctor who!

[otkare]

Funny stuff indeed

[igorperunovic]

Bycicle saddle! :D

THE BEST CHARACTER EVER! :D

[bethieboo001]

sofas protects us from daleks? does the doctor know about this?

[riggsg]

Ha, ha! 4:07 Daleks! Watched this and was ROTFL! Best scene ever!

[Aysannes]

"I'm sorry, but my penis is staggeringly vast."

And I die from laughter.

[iPhoneGTI]

"My penis is like an enormous train"

***

"And of course, Daleks!"

You can tell Moffat is a real Whovian by how many Doctor Who references there are in Coupling even though it was created before New Who :)

[jjhartwell99]

"and of course - Daleks!" This five minutes is the greatest five minutes in sitcom history.

[JazzLolipop]

DALEKS!

I adore this scene. I mean I could quite happily watch it on repeat for days at a time.

[nik9999]

There should be no need for this to be grouped (UK).

Why the Americans had to take one of the greatest TV series and ruin it is beyond me. Is there a reason they cant watch British Comedy without feeling the need to make their "own version" and disgrace the original?

[KatThorne]

@nik9999 The weird thing is, stephen moffat wrote the scripts for the us version. He must have been having an off day

[JMFabianoRPL]

@KatThorne More like Executive Meddling got in his way.

Anyway, Susan's reaction to Steve's rant is vastly underrated...Sarah delivers that line awesomely.

[JMFabianoRPL]

@nik9999 Amen, British comedy is probably the best in the world. Still was in the 2000s, the time Coupling was on (and meanwhile, US TV's decline was heading toward the point of no return...with some exceptions) I wish I could still see the latest UK shows, but our PBS stations now seem to just show nothing but KUA, ATGB, and AYBS.

[JMFabianoRPL]

@JMFabianoRPL British TV = Perfect

[DanaVMBVSDDM]

"Sorry, but my penis is staggeringly vast"

I DIED XD

[tgwnn]

0:51 :)

[CarbonatedRain]

died at 'bicycle saddle'.

[SolidSnakeTheReal]

I lol'd when Jeff was actually saying Cleft, gusset and bicycle saddle

[Avanniel]

...Daleks! XD

[kbtreturns]

anyone reckon that 1 person laughed so hard they hit the dislike button by mistake?

[truediva18]

@kbtreturns I think the people that didn't like it, they are not fans of the show at all.

[Arcanecide]

@kbtreturns Not me! I pressed it cause I found nothing funny.

[pippilans]

Like the way Steve speaks in really high pitch when he rants lol xD

[strikeout1991]

Jeff ftw! haha

[MaleficaWitch]

and of course: Daleks :D

[LogicSoup]

This has got to be the best series I have ever watched.

[Rangerfan194]

cleft? lmfao

[viridismonasteriense]

where's the end? Captain Subtext breaks down!

[LordCumberdale]

He's channelling Michael Palin so hard here. Awesome.

[Nevrosert]

Is the pillow-ranting maniac the son of Monty Python legend Michael Palin? He sure sounds like it...

[megankittty]

Ahhh, Daleks!

[CatOfSchroedinger]

"... it's a sofa-parasite ... "

wonderful, brilliant texting

[bbofun]

..."and of course- DALEKS!"

[gorillazgal]

Jefffffff :D

[Emituzaq]

"Because if you press it firmly against your bottom it might stop you talking!" And then the best part: "I saw Sally naked!" ROFL

[Emituzaq]

"Bicycle sadle!" WTF:D

[squatch1983]

Lmao @ Jeff

[olibadge]

1:49

[Pumpmos]

Haha, Jane's the best! xD

[abayougauchegirl]

This is my favorite part of the entire series!!!

[DeanFirefly]

Tragedy when Richard Coyle left. Best sitcom ever made.

[arumney1]

Funny Funny Funny I could add more but I would only say Funny Funny

[00WolfSpirit]

When I first saw this I found the WHOLE thing hilarious (and also... though I'm a female... I totally agree with Steve)

But when he said the Dalek bit I started laughing so hard my side hurt lol

[MrBobMoo]

"i have an enormous penis."

[thelevellers]

@MrBobMoo Mine, however, is staggeringly vast...

[ademetal]

@thelevellers And I'm amazing, so my penis is like an enormous train with gigantic... ears? I'm sure that's what he was gonna say... kinda weird though

[Midnight2ndLife]

Darleks. Yes.

[lmac1970]

The Dalek line and Captain subtext bit make this scene just about the best bit of the whole show. Cleft!

[FantasmaLuna]

"It's fat litter! It's a sofa parasite!" LOL!

[batbitca]

"And, of course.... DALEKS."

[MrDave475]

Buttocks, Gusset.....Bicycle sadle HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh i love jeff!!!

[SaidHead]

Cleft.

[omgnobrain]

Cleft has got to be the best line in the history of the universe.

[InarusT]

AWESOME!

[superFrontrunner]

lets hope it doest develop into a vegetarian spank inferno. cos lesbians are just a big blob of jam

[mortallius]

"Buttocks, gusset, bicycle saddle!"

I bloody love Jeff!

[jowuvzu]

lol "cleft?"

[tinaUNDAcova]

lol....you gotta love when Steve goes off!

His mad rants are hilarious because it's usually the most retarded thing (like pillows) that send him on a one man crusade of sarcasm and male pride.

[afronudel]

yeaah^^ everytime i watch an episode of coupling, i am waiting for "steves final words" =)) they´re just the beeeeeeest! HE is the best^^ *wanna marry steeeve*

[Ivonikuss]

@tinaUNDAcova I love Steve's ranting - and what's worse, he usually has a point!

[BrillianceoftheMoon]

Daleks! So funny! I dont watch Dr Who but my Dad told me that when he was a child he and his brother would hide behind the sofa!

[raizersabre]

between steve's rants and jeff's theories, they could rule the world XD

[dyhard678]

absofuckinlutley

[lpasepok]

Holy crap!

I DON'T REMEMBER THIS?!

[limitedresources]

Lesbian Spank Inferno FTW.

[beansidhebaby]

Daleks!

[zuuchii]

cleft?

[elginbabe]

think about it

[zuuchii]

I know what cleft is.. its just the way he says it :P

[TheCeuphoria]

My favourite "Coupling" scene. It's just hilarious =)

[musicalheart1]

I think this is my favorite Steve rant ever!

[zwee]

No way.

This is #2. #1 is his Lesbian Spank Inferno rant.

[bucket334]

Lesbian Spank Inferno and this one are so close it's ridiculous