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  • Thanks now I know how to get out of my house if there's a fire!

  • Guy: "fireproof rope ladders can save your life if you have one"

    Me: "oh yah I totally don't have a life..." XD

  • this video is almost 420 seconds long, and fires lights weed... i think there is a subliminal message in this.

  • @dundermifflin111 4 minutes 22 seconds = 262 seconds :P

  • Step 1 burn yourself (TRY TO)

    Step 2 jump in fire

    Step 3 your dead!!!!!!!

    In house

    Step 4 open door

  • fire runs from chuck norris

  • Step 1: Find a window

    Step 2 : Open It

    Step 3: Yell BONZAI!!!!!! and jump out

  • This guys mw3 record: Deaths 1 o wait 0, 1 wait no 0

  • 339 damn i knew i shodint have got avg

  • 1 dude wants to be killed in fire.

  • but...will the fire alarm blend?

  • this guy should be dead

  • 1 person wants to die

  • Chuck Norris kicks ass.

    Bruce Lee kicks ass.

    Spock kicks ass.

    This guy...

    Stops his ass from getting kicked.

  • Yeah... he got attacked by an exploding bear :(

  • 1:47 even don't get my underwear if i'm naked???

  • Wonder how he can go through shit like that.

  • If youre stuck in a fire, signal attention to yourself by lighting a fire

  • What if:

    * You didn't have a wet blanket for the wildfire

    * You didn't have access to water to wet your clothes

    * You didn't have any cloths or clothes to block the bottom of the door

    * You don't have a fire-proof ladder

    * You don't have a roof below your house

    * You don't have anything bright to attract the firefighters' attention

  • @Rayster35 I think flames would attract attention

  • jump yea so that youll kill yourself great idea NOT!!!!!

  • 2:32, so if I don't have access to a sink, should I just piss my clothes instead?

  • @4SAY4 Bear Grylls:Yes,my friend

  • any one who talk to much shut up

  • wife: oh! hi honey how was your day?

    Him: Oh i survived a fire, got lost in the woods, get away from a kidnapper, got shot, fought a bear, got out of a sinking car, survived a bio attack and lived through a volcano, tornado and hurricane.

    Wife: That's all today? I didn't even notice anything happen outside or at the store

  • @johnsiphone3g  lol

  • @johnsiphone3g dont forget storms :P

  • Why arent there zombie attack survival help? cmon Someday there will be Zombie Outbreak!

  • 3:10 "fireproof rope ladders kan save your life if you have one." LMAO

  • use blastoise :3

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  • "...jumping through the fire wall" o.o he isnt a virus, is he?!?!

  • if its is a small fire i will have time to.. take my black ops xbox 360 3ds cat mw2 fish wow that would be alot of time!

  • that smiley face t-shirt guy gets himself into alot of shit :/

  • Or you can throw water at it before it gets too big and out of control.

  • @Jermz1997 or spit on it

  • @bigsmilereviews100

    Yeah but spittings gross.

  • @Jermz1997 .... if you and other's life are in danger? i would spit on it if it means necessary

  • hey i get a bagg and i save my games xbox tv oeps tv is too big but thin ok and and my pc only one pound

  • what ever happened to stop drop and roll?

  • who the firetruck doesn't like this video?

  • Burn baby burn haha

  • Fires might kill more Americans than natural disasters, but blacks and hispanics kill more Americans than fires. When will it be called genocide?

  • wow this is very comforting right as your about to run into a fire ! if i die tell distractos he can have my 360

  • anyone notice that the guy with the happy face shirt is in all of these videos?

  • Do i have to give a warning to my brother?

    He took my 20 $ and spent it on his bill for a resturant date with his girlfriend that bitch

  • 1 person died of flashover

  • ooh, shit! it hurt like a bitch when i touched my toaster pastry (pop tart)........

  • we saw this in our school :3

  • Poor guy, been through so much shit...

  • @TheStaticHead he seems to like it

  • @TheStaticHead he needs to learn his lesson bitch is always doing dangerous shit. Hope he dies !

  • @TheStaticHead yeah why don't they give him a day off

  • omg... this show makes everything seem scarier

  • Dig a hole and cover yourself in sand??? Yeah, might work if you're a dog, or just happen to be carrying a shovel in your back pocket.

  • my house caught on fire had a knife in my room cut open screen window jumped out of it. broke 3 ribs and my knee but hey i'm alive

  • @thecodmwrking2 Wow, really? Glad you're ok! C:

  • What if outside of my door there is a fire, and I live on the 18th floor of a building? I don't feel like jumping 18 stories.

  • @DiscoveryNetworks , how will you escape a house fire when you're asleep BUT you:

    Don't have a fire-proof ladder

    &

    There's no roof of a building near your window?

    Then how would you escape if you had neither?

  • what about my pet? can i get my fricken pet?

  • This is a very informative video, which quickly gives people the information that they need to survive. Thanks for posting it.

  • Anyone notice that he has a smiley face t-Shirt?

  • What about stop drop and roll!?

  • Good job, now, how do i survive a atomic bomb?

  • dig a hole sounds like minecraft..

  • @TarksTV i was thinking that ^^

  • @TarksTV Im a human and I'm diggy diggy hole! Diggy diggy hole! Diggy Diggy-- Oh Hell No! My beards on fire!

  • wild fire, head in the opposite direction of the flames, NO SHIT!!!!

  • Why is everything man? Why cant it be wo-man?

  • what if i am trapped in a corner with no nearby windows and the flames are like 2 meters high!? what should i do? answer quick because im in that situation right now!

  • @Lime1998 do what ever you can to go under the flames and escape

    

  • @Lime1998 Take your clothes off and run through the flames, that's what I'd do...

  • @Lime1998 Cover your face and put a cloth over your face and mouth and nose and run as fast as you can straight toward the fire and if your on fire,Stop drop and roll hope this helps :D

  • first thing i'd do in a fire is alert others, call 911, grab my cat, and GTHO.

  • Dolphin dive over the fire lol

  • im so lucky i have fireproof pajamas!

    i dont know why

    

  • Me.

  • WHo brings a fireproof blanket when going in the woods?

  • Good thing I keep my fireproof rope everywhere I go!!!

  • My house burned down recently, the fire starting from bad wiring in my room while I was asleep inside-if I hadn't coughed myself awake because of very sensitive lungs due to asthma, the medics told me I'd have died within minutes. I had scorch marks on my face and arms, made worse when I went back to get my cat. To survive-Get the hell out!

  • @Nyghtshade409 Man that's creepy...

    Kudos to you though for saving your cat! :3

  • @11moii Thanks. :3 Yeah, I've been pretty freaked out about anything remotely close to a fire hazard since then-which sucked because the rental house we're in now uses propane. XD But my kitty is doing well, and I now have two cats because a local stray adopted me and now she won't leave me, or my other cat, alone. XD

  • @11moii Thanks. :3 He and the dog that was also in there with me are fine-I lost my two pet hedgehogs though, which was horrible.

  • If the bear explodes, dinner =D.

  • wouldn't be surprised if this guy got mauled by a toilet.........

  • @gothbabii188 He'd be prepared.

  • @strokeMEdry yeah really xD

  • @gothbabii188 new title "how to survive being mauled by a toilet."

  • stop drop and roll

  • what if you are in the top floor 

  • 0:31 who wants to learn how to survive a exploding bear

  • this guy never opens his eyes but survives anything O___O

  • i didnt know u had 2 get out of a house if itz on fire -_-

  • Everything happens to this guy.

  • how much are they paying this guy?!

  • 1:42 no really?

  • wet your clothes you are a dog you wet your clothes ever day now do it 5 times a day

  • This man should retire

  • 1:40 No shit Sherlock

  • this smiley face guy is baddass he can survive anything

  • "What have we learned?"

    "DON'T WEAR SMILEY SHIRTS!" :D

  • how to survive a fire-Step 1 Dont Start it  Step 2-Leave the area? o.o

  • @Opebify

    If you didn't start anything why would you leave the area? :P

  • if you live in san diego... you should watc this video

  • but my room is on the third floor and if i jump out i hit the brick and theer is a spider in the tree

  • i learned this all in 5th grade

  • everything always happens to the guy with the smiley shirt!

  • Aha! The guy says MEN not women. ;3

  • @KelseyAndJuilianna Noticing that makes you sexist :)

  • @hospitalcakewalk

    o.o GAAAHHHH PERVERT ALERT!

  • @KelseyAndJuilianna SEXIST not SEXY. Wow.... ego much? I'm guessing since theres two names theres two people but one brain...

  • handy but poor guy whe get tips and he gets stabbed or gets vulcanous or bears or storms and he comes home, makes diner and axidantly burns it house off while he drived in the water when he was going back so he gots to survival in the nature cuze off 1 thing, HE DOESNT GET PAYED

  • yeah call 911 you call the you wait like 3 hours listening to music the they say how can i help you when youre dead

  • I helped in a firefight once, I remember it clear as day, all the fire! However I didn't use water or blankets to put out the flames, just sturdy boots! Of course, it was only small flames. I think I was at the age of 8 or something like that.

  • 45 i have that smock alarm

  • 0:33 the bear was probly like " ahh my ass"

  • This doesn't help! This just makes me nervous!

  • "dont gather belongings"

    what about my cat?

  • its really much easier than making a five minute video: stop, drop and roll. :P

  • Even if there was no fire or anything beside my door i would still go out my window lol idk why it just seems quicker

  • even airplanes?

  • 'dont gather bilongings' Fuck that i'm saving my 360

  • @distractos YEAH 360 MOST IMPORTANT BELONGING

  • I like fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeee

  • forest fires aren't dangerous to the forest its self actually, but to man .... oh yes

  • the thing with these videos is that everyone knows most of this stuff not unless your really stupid but really STOP DROP AND ROLL

    (guyveraball)

  • that music at the beginning sucks

  • Go the opposite direction of the flames!!

    Do not go into the flames!! =/

  • blame the neanderthals for creating fire.

  • @hairypitz123 neanderthals didn't create fire.

  • I know I made a mistake. Homo erectus made fire

  • in reality, this guide is USELESS.... but it helped me make a bootleg "how to" guide sooo.... 5 stars

  • 2:01 - 2:03

    LMAO

    xDDD

  • @lindsaylovely hahahaha i know right! these "how to survive" videos are some of the funniest vids ive seen in my life

  • 1:44 swithc off the lights and close yor eyes, feel the energy inside, chilly bo, chilly bo, chilly bo ... FIRE!!!!!!!!

  • Hes always got something snappy to say at the end.Fight the flames.Beat the beast.Break the outbreak.What next

  • @KlipBourd99 Kill the danger!!

  • My cousin started a forest fire.. -.- I was like 9 and tried to put it out.

  • did you?

  • LOL NO! they ran into the field... my auntie back handed them.. I wasnt caught x)

  • HAHAHA THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF THE FLAME HAHAHAHA u can just imagine sum spud screaming runnin straight into it

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­*dude runs into flames*

    XD

  • lol

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  • When a was a little kid i there was a huge forest fire by my house and i was in the forest at the time and I just ran like fucking hell!

  • this is why bars on windows are really dangerous, sure they keep people out, but they keep people in.

    if your near a road stay on it, and go anywhere that isnt flamable

  • like underwater, or in water.

  • We learn this in kindergarden. It's a good investment if you ask me since fires are best fought prematurly.

  • screw that, i live in a concrete house, made with concrete bricks

    repetetivity ftw

  • haha "head the opposite direction of the flame"

    NO SHIT!

  • This song is in dark cut 1!

  • who the hell carries a fire proof blanket when outside?

  • It's pretty good.

    Would you rather be freezing outside at night or have a blanket that you can sleep with without BURNING TO DEATH IN YOUR SLEEP

    kthxbaii

  • That sounds frightening. I hope I don't find myself trying to escape a forest fire.

  • 1:22 i think i saw that on another vid, the actual one...(If that was even REAL) i think it was a christmas tree

  • yea, I think that was the guy on that inventing show with his guardian angel thing for christmas tree fires.

  • oyeah, i watched that, that was a pretty good idea

  • good info but i would add that if you don't have water to wet your clothes, pee will save your life

  • This was very helpful, since I'm a visual person. Thanks!

  • fire proof rope ladders can save your life if you have one - something to think about

  • you also should try to avoid an elivator or stairs during a fire, you could fall threw the stairs into fire below, or get trapped in an elivator.

  • so what your saying dont go down stairs just sit there and wait to burn to death

    THINK BEFORE YOU COMMENT YOU GOON

  • fuck you asswipe..i'm just fucking giving advice.

    & i said you should TRY to avoid them if possible..but if you want to, try and walk down stairs with fire under them, i'll laugh when you fall threw and THEN sit there and wait to burn to death.

    THINK BEFORE YOU COMMENT YOU GOON..wow.

  • Woah, calm down there. You just ignored your last piece of advice.

  • no i didn't?

    i was being sarcastic, because he was being a smartass for me trying to give helpful advice..

  • this guy can never relax

  • Poor guy. One day, he's fighting off animals, and then protecting himself from tornadoes, and now his house caught on fire...

  • funny :D