New Segment! Auto Incorrect

[FunnyGurlz134]

It's late and every ones asleep then all a sudden I burst out laughing

[911gestapo]

fake

[chickyhannah]

Ok it's 10:22 where I am and everyone in my house is asleep and I just burst into laughter XD plus I'm typing this on my iPod and it keeps auto correcting so I have to go back and change it -_-

[stefiprincess]

@chickyhannah OMG! The same!! :D

[missepicpanda]

tht divorce one was funny

but even if they said disney i wlda said the same thing tht the person said about the sivorce

[143iloveyou4ever]

Finish big project, or Ellen ?

Definetly Ellen.

[kkuczak0001]

more, more, more.

[128IL]

ELLEN, i really need to sleep, it's 3am in the morning and i just can't stop watching these awsome videos!!!!

[TheMoonLight98]

I once wrote to my BFF my brother and sister are fanning up under the AC and the phone said f***ing up, dunno wtf just happened

[phivdo]

WATCH MY DANCE DARE!

[onlollypop]

lol

hello??

[jazzy07rocks]

I wouldn't be surprised if iPhones were rigged, and people at apple use autocorrect to cover up the fact that they just like to mess with people

[babyiiMoneyii]

haha my aunt actually had this happen to her , she had text her brother and said hey come over for a sec. and it text him hey come over for sex.

[marianamurray]

I love her! I wish they still aired this here in Argentina....They used to air this show..but I don't know what happened...I wayched every day! :(

[belvulture]

@marianamurray hey, yo también!! Jajajaja que coincidencia. Ahora entro todos los días solamente para ver lo que me pierdo :/ No sé por qué lo sacaron, hay mucha gente que lo veía.

[ChristerKassar]

Love the way Ellen reads those autocorrects.. So damn hilarious!

[Anakin8529]

ine time, i wrote to the tutoring center, i was going to write, with my pointers, i'll make those kids great! my phone wrote, With my penis, i'll make those kids gay! i got fired right away, my bitchy phone!

[cmnelson1313]

Ellen is sexy~

[smatchmo1]

So awesome

[Starfishfan1997]

I have seen all of them before Ellen I am so boss

[TwilightFanUpdate]

Ellen makes all auto-corrects so much more funnier! :D

[winniethepooohhbear]

on every video of ellen's i watch, one of the top comments is "ellen i need to sleep!" maybe i'm just watching the same video over and over...

[Elizabeth557NM]

@winniethepooohhbear Well i do need to sleep ellen has had me awake at 3 in the morning and i didnt even know my comment was the top comment...

[winniethepooohhbear]

@Elizabeth557NM haha same here. i just thought it was funny that most videos had that comment. its not just yours though.

[Purelleslovexss]

@TheEllenShow LOVE YOU ELLEN!

[heyitmeee3723]

@TheEllenShow you should do a photo dare where like when you have a guest on the show you show random crazy pictures on the screen behind them and see if they notice

[dreamiedramileycyrus]

YEAH, WHY DOES UR PHONE KNOW THE WORD LADYBITS???

[LibbyStar05]

Thumb if you were bored so you came here to watch Ellen be funny lol :D

[livingdeadgrl18]

ladybits haha

[jamesbournelova2]

holy shit yes!!

[RoughEdgedBeauty]

send to my ladybits lol.

[2cool4disney]

12 03 should be zzzzzz cuz

I got skool tmro but ur worth being tired!

[PeaceOnGingers]

The iphone are perverted... This is why I turned off my auto correct within 2 hours of getting mine.

[3Dfairyel]

What's a casket?

[sweetouth20]

@3Dfairyel

a cuffin for the dead

[MimiBabiixoxo1]

@3Dfairyel OMG, it's what dead people are put in. I hope you were being sarcastic ! Do you live under a rock or sumthing.??

[baker51516]

4:55 AM....DAAAAAMMN YOU ELLEENNN!!!

[103001160]

omg ive been watching this sense 10:00 and now its 2:35... ellen is just THAT AWESOME!

[GuardianAngel274]

Everything is funnier when Ellen reads em :P

[laffsmile02]

Me:Dad, I ran out of gas. Could you pick me up?

Me:And pick me up a burger condom!

Dad:WHAT?!

Me:Um, combo.

[HorsesRMyLife16]

Why is the phone always at 80% battery? Haha :D

[caseyschfr181]

Ellen is the reason I love staying home from school.

[LuvSelenaGomez12345]

I cant stop watching ellen! i feel like she possessed us to watch!

[LiLJooH3]

I'm addicted to this woman and her videos,she's so funny! agree?!

[kittykatporter]

i cant stop watching ellen

[simpsondan]

its 3:15 am.....

[s705945d]

OMG!! Nearly 3,000 videos!

[wildlife253]

Hey let's stop watching Ellen videos and do some homewo--oh wait, that one looks good.

[AnnieisOkMJ]

Thats what I'm going to start saying...

I love you too...if I could, I'd buy you a casket.

[mrsknowitall002]

Ellen i no you have 2,998 videos, but thats the problem, THERE ADDICTING!

[XxxXxxdede]

elllennnnnnn i was trying to sleep my sis put this up and i couldnt sleep anymore i woke my whole family from this video

[smilewithsims]

Not only iPhone has auto correct lol.

[Sarverickst]

thumbs up if you love auto correct!!

[spareone2]

she needs to check out damnyouautocorrect. c o m

ive seen much funnier texts. lol.

[gumchuwer]

*Lol

[gumchuwer]

Lollipop

[TheFurlonglover]

lol

[Queenofmynamesucks]

'rare' somehow turns into 'rape' on my phone *shakes head*

[Nealcrenshaw]

have u ever noticed that Ellen always wears pants

[NasreenN101]

"her" turns into "Hermaphodite" o_o

[capricornmumrocks]

Im just so addicted to this show, Ellen is the best. This is soooooo my fave segment. Loves ya Ellen xx

[Ix3SDGL]

Ellen I need to pee! 

[TheDysfuntional]

,,,What's a ladybit?! lol

[polishprincess1994]

@TheDysfuntional It is a bit that is on a lady.

[MsMelzhang]

omg....i cant resist watchin' all Ellen's show....love it!

[pinky236913]

lol

Pause at 0:42 !

[meeggaannx]

crap I should be learning my lines right now oh well will do em in the morning!

[twiggles]

Came here from the DYAC website

[nAyNcAT13]

What are ladybits???

[civsation]

@nAyNcAT13 ladybits are female genitalia

[TheRiocap]

funny how the power is always on 80% :D

[lisakoenen]

haha, damnyouautocorrect[dot]com if you liked this video, you should def go there, it's hilarious xD

[OriginalRTyst]

35 people were clumsy thunbsy

[iluvdortenia]

@VICTOR594 Why? She's sooo funny and cool!

[VICTOR594]

hate this beootch



[birdie22222]

clumby thumbs

[SuperGugis]

And I really wanna learn french!!!

[Lakeetris]

i really dont wanna do my math correction XD

[disneywolves]

ellen i gotta do myyyyy math. and now im just clicking one video after another

[20sparkles02]

wow i keep on watching and watching but i can't stop ellen i can't stop watching u and ur vides

[Elizabeth557NM]

gosh ellen i need to sleep!!!

[PiaaIsTrolling]

Isnt it just that every text has 80% battery ?

Its a coincidence ! oh well

[patricklip95]

funny how they get it wrong first time but right the second time. if it happened the first time it should happen the second time lmao

[uugghhwow17]

I should be writing a DBQ that is worth 40% of my grade.......

[yourimagination96]

Oh my God that person must have had a hartattack getting a text sayin your mom and dad are going to divorce!

hahaahha

[CH3KM4T3]

Hmmmm battery life is always 80%...

[Canadianarama]

Its coming up 10:40pm and I have a midterm tomorrow which will be about 30% of my final grade. 70% of my time is spent watching Ellen. Love you Ellen!

[nurdfch]

Thumbs up if you love ELLEN!

[Cheer2Dance21]

My ucle and his boss

Boss"how are you?"

Uncle "I'm Gay"

Boss" What?"

Uncle "I ment good"

[DarkAvian17]

L@dybits! Hahahahhaha

[vrross1]

ya i think her segment clumsy thumbsy

[ChocolateIshEipic]

Why DID she have the word Ladybits in her phone..?

[anawa3ra]

Sometimes i wish i coule be singer or actress to meet this fantastic woman !!

[cheerlading98]

@anawa3ra me too so much!

[Nezaable]

If we could O.D. over Ellen...half of the world would be dead by now.

[wer44able]

ellen is addictive

[Veisha2007]

Apple is a troll

[Sunsetter678]

That is sooooo wrong, but funny as hell! I love you Ellen...You fucking ROCK!!!~ FYI ANY time I need a really good laugh, especially when I have had a MEGA shit day...I watch your what's wrong w/these photos, video clips, and now this!!! Oh and the headline things are priceless! Thank you for making my day MUCH better!

[horserider2609]

LOL

[bandgeekatheart1992]

I should be going to bed....but I can't stop!!

And I always have my daily dose of Ellen

[sportsandmusic12]

Why is it that I always end up on Ellen? I should be doing homework right now..

[EthLover93]

How was it he kids aunt if she said heating up leftovers for your father? Confused

[MusicalAnna101]

@SazzyisSnazzy o_o wow... She is lesbian

[TyDoglover]

why does your phone know the word "ladybits"? HAHAHAHA.

[agabe11]

oh my gosh! lmao! never laughed so hard!!!! ladybits!!!!

[CJ52402]

thumbs up if can't stop watching ellen!

[nizamzaihan]

@CJ52402 yeah!

[xxxveropxxx]

Some of those text are from this book called Damn you auto correct

[bobbisawesome2]

Im typing really rfats with auto correct o. Is it crummy?

[bobbisawesome2]

@boltandoreo she meant Porsche... What happened? Did you have auto correct connected to your ears and heard something else?

[SweetiePieAngela]

i see these on facebook

[IamMusic247]

lmaoooo the first one!!!

[MrPsychopathy]

Smartphones are the ultimate trolls.

[MrMsSnuggly]

She could call it clumsy thumbsy

[ProudSwifty]

@MrMsSnuggly she did

[MusicalAnna101]

Idt shes lesbian =/

[SazzyIsSnazzy]

@MusicalAnna101 She's married...to a woman. So yeah I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian.

[WeeeeeeeeXDTheo]

xD Yes,she is a lesbian,for the one who don't know... like ditisdaan

[ditisdaan]

is ellen a lesbian?

[hondacrrider21]

@ditisdaan Yes she is.



[122991000]

LOL

[Sarttimi]

i should be writing an esssay right now...

[Ummmmbraaaaa]

@Sarttimi jeeez thx for reminding me

[Sarttimi]

@Ummmmbraaaaa LOL haha sorry

[SASJKL]

@Sarttimi i shuold be studying my psych AND english paper tmr...

[Sarttimi]

@SASJKL LOL ellen is the worst for procrastination!

[SASJKL]

@Sarttimi haha yeah...i'm glad we're on the same boat.

[SASJKL]

@Sarttimi wow...just "accidentally" clicked on your channel and heard you cover of "at last" you have an amazing voice. i'm often very critical in song covers, but yours is very good!

[Sarttimi]

@SASJKL definitely! and omgosh, thank you so much!! that means a lot. please subscribe if you'd like :) xo

[MissPriss769]

@Sarttimi Amen

[gleekout62]

@Sarttimi omg me too! I have one due next week but whatevs this is much more interseting..lol

[Sarttimi]

@gleekout62 hahah! at least yours was due in a week, mine was due the next day! hahaha i blame ellen :)

[aruudawakening]

@Sarttimi i am always on ellen's youtube insteada doing homework or anything i'm suppose to be doing...

[Sarttimi]

@aruudawakening haahhaa oh i know same!! so bad ! check out my channel :)

[viralkings123]

@Sarttimi me too!

[alexandraaoife]

@Sarttimi i have to do a book review...havnt even read the book :L

[TheWolfsong26]

@Sarttimi me tooo.... :/

[Murmlarn]

you can switch the auto-correct to off... lol

[summerdalecottrell]

i seen one and it said i broke my penis and it exploded all over my pants

[10PurpleCrayon]

I have one Its soo funny

[RawrJune]

@10PurpleCrayon Ikr!

[dcliveson96]

Portia and ellen are both women therefore theyre both the wife but ellen defs wears the pants in the relationship :P

[boltandoreo]

Is Portia her husband ?

[wallwindowdoor]

@boltandoreo lol

[chlooetayloorxo]

@boltandoreo Portia is her wife(;

[09yummycandy]

Ladybits xD

[CadoAngelus69]

damnyouautocorrect dotcom is the funniest site ever!

[kittycollect1999]

i've seen the Disney one b4 on a funny pics app lol

[ShiandraLoisComments]

lol....i'm just gonna heat up some ladybits for your father....i'm was laughing so hard coz of this

[Beliebarbz]

ladybits LOL ladybits... LOLOLOLOLOLL

[chakriya1000]

warning do not drink hot chocolate during these kind of vids!

[Sweetheartbabez]

@chakriya1000 lol ur gonna spit up right..lol I'm drinking some right now.

[vooomDOTnet]

Actually divorce is 7 letters and Disney is 6 letters,

Ops! It seems that someone in trouble :)

[RitzDaCracker1]

@vooomDOTnet its not even auto correting like that. It goes completely off sometimes....

[cazzie937]

wait.. why is her aunt even heating up food for her father?... ;o

[Shackize]

i bet google pays ellen to do this.

[Twilightpuppygleeklo]

this is why i switched off my autocorrect

[keleic]

i must say does ellen look kinda depressed here? i'm sure she's just doing what any comedianne would do. make a straight face while being funny but here she just looks kinda depressed

[Drumzmer555]

smartphowned(dot)com

[IXDMCPPS]

Thats why i turn off. AUTO CORRECT

[kendall521]

watching ellen all day long is better than porn

[keleic]

@kendall521 interesting combination XD

[BEAUTEEM]

@kendall521 ............. really ?

[kendall521]

@BEAUTEEM it just came into my mind btw visit my channel if u watn 2 watch twilight breaking dawn part 1 if it doesnt work go to 1channel.ch and click on featured movies and dont forget 2 subcribe

[Rosalia100100]

@BEAUTEEM yes.

[SinFulRepo]

@kendall521 EQUAL to Porn

[CheetahLover124]

OMG I LOVE THESE!! -3

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