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  • wow

  • @Brendangray: I agree there are some crap teachers out there, but don't offend by saying they strike whenever! This is not the case. Become more educated yourself and you may one day understand.

  • *Presses 3, 4, 7, 8 and 9*

  • Did they really make this many spelling and grammatical mistakes?

  • Hoax  -snope.

  • Teachers in this country, in my experience, aren't even fit to work in McDonalds. They,also, strike every chance they get. No wonder they don't get invited out.

  • @brendangray What a wonderful sweeping generalization. Teachers don't strike every chance they get as they're balloted about strike action a lot more than you probably realize and most nearly always vote against it. Most (competent) teachers care about their pupils and want them to do well and to not miss teaching them classes. There have been more strikes than usual this past year because the government are royally screwing over teachers (and other public sector workers).

  • @houseofel27 No even before the austerities, teachers were striking on a regular basis. Most must be in favour of striking, or we wouldn't get their regular 6 monthly strikes. I have lived with a few teachers (primary and secondary), and they were as thick as shit, the fact that they were teaching kids was almost funny. But it isn't funny. This new regulation to be able to get rid of under performing teachers quicker must have come in for a reason: think about it.

  • @brendangray I don't know where you live but my teachers hardly ever went on strike prior to the last year or so. I do have to agree with you though that there are a ridiculous amount of thick as shit teachers out there. I've definitely been taught by a few, but I've also been taught by some amazing people. Personally, assuming teachers are more likely to be the 'thick as shit' type is just a little too pessimistic and depressing for me.

  • @houseofel27 Of course I am making a generalization, what else to you expect? There exceptions to everything. Don't get all— teacher like— dumb on me. There are some good teachers, no doubt.

  • all of the above!!!

  • Shame they couldn't spell 'message' isn't it

  • wat is da phone # to the school?

  • There ARE schools where teachers aren't doing their job properly, and simply handing the work to children without help. This isn't a job, this is a school. Yes, you're not going to have help when you go to work when you're an adult, but you're not going to do very well at the job IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SHIT THEY'RE GIVING YOU BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T TAUGHT ABOUT IT PROPERLY. Stop being so close-minded, seriously.

  • For those of you complaining about the teachers not doing their job, maybe you should listen to this again. Since you're typing comments, I'll assume your literate. It says in the very beginning this is referring to students with multiple absences. You have to be there to learn. You have to be awake in class to learn. And you have to do the homework to learn. If you don't get the homework, find someone who does, and get tutoring. That's not the teachers problem, that's yours.

  • @lilj135z ... I'll assume YOUR literate???... dont you mean YOU'RE? =0D

  • @bugSPLATtv First off, what is =0D? Cyclops with a smile? Grow up and stop using stupid smileys. And I made that mistake right after spelling it right, I'm pretty sure that's no big deal.

  • @lilj135z actually that is a nose not an eye. it would have been no big deal if you hadn't been trying to big note yourself. feel free to made a dick of yourself anytime. i'll be there to congratulate you

  • I am proven right once again. There is nothing like a good bend junior over your knee and wallop his arse until he begs for mercy that will cure him of his failing grades!

  • 00:17 "...though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enogh (sic)"

    Heh... I hope you didn't phone the school to complain about that bit :)

  • As a parent who has battled repeatedly to get any help at all for my learning disabled children, I have come across this attitude too many times. God forbid teachers be responsible for doing the job they were educated for and are being paid to do. Press one to blame me for my child having symptoms of the syndrome with which they were diagnosed, press two to tell me why you won't meet with me to discuss needed accommodations, press..ha ha, like they ever call me, just kidding.

  • @infpdarling

    Sorry but there is always the option of talking to the teachers and principal in a meeting. That's what my parents did throughout my education growing up with Aspergers and GAD. Last time I checked most teachers don't live in a Bastille that prevents communication. But I guess that just depends on how the school structure is set up.

  • @infpdarling I have had classes with children with cognitive disablities before. I cant speak for all educators, but I can tell you that I would never put them in the same category as the kids who literally think that math is useless and have little desire in learning it. Those are two totally different conflicts. Is it the teacher's job to instill responsibility and pride in one's own work or the parent's? I would say the teacher can reinforce it but the parent must start it.

  • it's a joke people...it's not real!

  • I am a teacher and I can tell you that during my time, I have come across a bunch of scenarios. There are some lazy kids, and there are kids that just need a little more attention to understand. Its hard to tell the difference, but it is a teacher's job to do it. At the same time, the kids have to learn to be responsible and that quality is learned at home, not school. Problem is there are too many parents who make it the teacher's responsibility to teach their child how to be an adult.

  • @Owunthrizzel

    Agreed it is the parents responsibility to not cater towards manipulation of their kid, if that is the case.

  • @Owunthrizzel No kid like's school so stfu

  • @roguetrooperftw Well you obviously dont like school or spelling. There is no apostrophe in "likes".

    And that you are wrong. Most kids like school. They dont like working. But thats normal because most of us dont. The issue is that some parents dont make education a priority for their child when it should be their highest priority.

  • We need more schools like this

  • LIKE A BOSS

  • YESSSSS!! HAHAHAHA

  • At my school I only once had a truly bad teacher...I was in the top academic class of a large school, and an assignment (set by the new zealand qualifications authority) was given to the class. Basically we had to give a presentation to the class. The teacher did such a bad job of explaining what we actually had to do, that less than 1/3 of the class passed. This is in the top academic class, where many of us had never failed an assignment before, and never did again. This is including a re-sit.

  • PWN3D

  • LIKE A BOSSIE

  • OMG!!!!!! Love that school they are absolute dons!!!!

  • Fucking..... GENIOOUUSSS

  • Fake. First sentence "Hello, you have reached the automated answering service of your school." A real school would say the name of the actual school, not call it "your school".

  • @dontcallmesurely i bet you are really fun at the parties you never get invited to

  • @dontcallmesurely I think they changed it so trolls wouldn't troll the school.

  • @dontcallmesurely This gentleman isn't easily fooled!

  • @dontcallmesurely Wow, its fake? You figured that out all on your own, i bet your mummy never has to call the school to complain about you failing, you must be the smartest kid in the 2nd grade

  • That is really funny!

  • Thats just it in a nut shell

  • Comment removed

  • Speaking as an ex-teacher with twenty years experience of the UK comprehensive system, this is hilarious. I particularly like the last bit.

  • Ok, so yes, every time a parent calls you KNOW they just want to kill time by being pains in the butt, tell the school workers off, or just whine. THIS is one reason why our education system sucks. Whiny teachers and school administrators running down parents and students. How about we start holding schools accountable? What is the penalty for bad schools as compared to bad parents? Think about it.

  • If your kids is absent 15-30 times a semester you and your child are idiots. Sure life happens and maybe its something serious in that case speak with the school, explain the situation and have the kid make up classes or work.

    I was absent 1-2 days a semester due to laziness, sickness or cutting school.

  • Hahahahaha. Proud to be australian

  • I NEED THIS PHONE NUMBER! ... NOW!!!

  • Not funny

  • That's messed up. There are people out there with a legitimate reason for calling the school!

  • 4444444444444 >:)

  • If anyone believes this is not fake then you are clearly as imbecilic as the person who put it together

  • thats CLASSIC!

  • Shame we don't talk like that hahahaha.

  • No wonder the kids of today can't spell properly...last time I was at school I'm sure 'behavior' had a 'U' in it (behaviour) !!!!!

  • @ErinCassidy13 In the USA, behavior does not have the letter 'u' in it.

  • @IAM18YEARSOLDANDOVER Well it called English not USA ! colonial's can't do any thing right ! and World War two started in 1939 !

  • @IAM18YEARSOLDANDOVER

    Using correct ENGLISH it is "behaviour". In American English it is "behavior".

  • If this is Australia, why doesn't the speaker have an Australian accent?

  • @Mxsmanic She totally did!

  • @Mxsmanic

    This is an Australian accent. We all don't speak like Crocodile Dundee!

  • Teachers help students who want it. Don't mess around in class, get your work done, and ask the teacher for help when you need it. Don't have your parents call up the school complaining about your laziness. If you have a problem with a teacher, handle it maturely and considerately ask the principle for a meeting with him/her to let him/her know what's happening. Other wise, grow up.

  • LOL maroochydore high is the worst fucking school.

    Every kid that comes out of their is either stoned or drunk. Any parent who has any idea of where to send their kid would not send them to that school.

    Every girl I know from that school is the biggest slut, they all smoke and they start at 12. Grow up.

  • There are too many schools where the kids DO go to school and try, yet the idiots employed there act like this. You were employed at a school because you are supposed to have skills at and like working with kids. If you don't, then kindly GET THE FUCK OUT.

  • @deanml116 Yes you are correct Teachers are required to have the skills to teach, and help their students. The teachers are not required to pass children who are LAZY, who do not do the work. Schools do work with children and their parents so they can be successful, but it is also the students responsibility to do the work; and the parents responsibility to reinforce this. Also the use of an ad Hominem does not validate your stance, but rather instead it revokes credibility.

  • @deanml116 You're naive if you think this is real. Snoops is your friend

  • @direwolf58 I don't think it's real, but there are schools full of employees that act like this, like they're above everyone. I've gone to one similar. I was simply stating the above.

  • If this was in Australia, then how come the woman has an English accent?

    I doubt this is real.

  • Agree

  • unprofessional!!!! , I think this is shocking, teachers have to take some responsibility for learning, yeah there are the loser parents but most parents try hard with their kids, this is such a put down to those families that try hard, lets face it teachers only get multiple holidays (paid) a year, its must be hard for them!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @bzylizzy So speaks a person who has never stood in front of a class of 30+ pupils....listen to it again...how is it a "put down" for families that try? The 'trying parents' are applauded at the end ("have a nice day..."). It's the whingers, skivers and moaners the film's having a go at....1/10 for attention and comprehension!

    PS What's the length of holidays got to do with it btw...... 

  • lol wow.

  • This is awesome.

  • That's f***ked up

  • Win!!

  • For those of you complaining about teachers giving out projects and telling you it was all in the instructions. When you get into the professional world, do you think your boss will hold your hand through every project you have to do? Or do you think that you'll be fired and replaced by someone who is actually willing to do the job without complaining? Stop crying about how much work you have to do, because its going to land you jobless and screwed over in the "real world"

  • @lilj135z That's the point though. Schooling is supposed to prepare you to do well in the "real world." If teachers don't teach right, then how the hell are the kids supposed to learn? It's just like the fact that you can't expect someone to go straight to work at a job the first day without at least getting a tour of the place and some training. If they didn't do that, you would be walking around in circles all day and take 5 times longer to get things done.

  • @deanml116 So its the teachers responsibility to make sure that you're not absent 30 times a year? And the teachers give you training. They give you a book, they give you lectures. They just don't hold your hand

  • @lilj135z No, where did I say that? I'm putting this video aside from the fact that teacher don't even lecture anymore in school. They give you a book and problems to do and tell you to do them. Then they complain about having to grade all the papers over the weekend. That's no way to teach. I don't remember receiving more than a handful of decent lecture throughout all of high school, simply because they just aren't the way these new lazy teachers do it.

  • @deanml116 Well you went to a screwed up high school then. All of my classes (and my friends, I knew people from around my city) had teachers that the entire class was a lecture. People try to make excuses for their grades. When people fail, they don't want to have to take the blame. Its natural to try and place the blame somewhere else

  • that just seemed unnecessarily spiteful and petulant

  • @tattleboad omg completely agree....

  • This is sooooo true. We need strong families that help their children's schooling.

  • That's it. I'm moving to Australia :D

  • YEAH. SOME TEACHERS FAIL TERRIBLY . ESPECIALLY THOSE HU SCOLDS THEM without EVEN GIVING THEM THE CHANCE TO FUCKING TALK. FUCK TEACHERS. FUCK U.

  • @xxxBITCHYme ...says the person who cannot spell WHO right

  • My step brother and sister went to that school... XD

  • 777777777777777777777777777777­77777

  • Haha WIN!!!!

  • FUCKING LOL,

  • I like this answer machine, but like all others, it stinks. I think the most disgusting answering machine is the ones that says to press one if you want to speak in english and all others stay on the line. The message should ask if you know and speak english Begin your squestions and if you don't speak english, get off the line until you learn it. The emg;osj language is part of the good that goes with living in America, and should be required for anyone living in America.

  • 7 -.e and 0 and 4

  • Best ending ever.

  • Hey guys check out my new blog! it's regarding school, I know it may not have lots to do with this video, but I'm pretty sure most of you are in school right now and would probably enjoy it. If you don't agree with the things I say, then I hope least entertain you with my "absurdities" ^_^ schoolmoneysnatcher (.) wordpress (.) com/

    (just take off the () and the spaces)!

    If you don't read it then I wish you a good day ^_^ and if you do, then thanks!

  • LOVE THAT!!!-3

  • Brilliant!

  • This is perfect! My DH's school district is being sued by a number of parents over attendance failure grades. I can't help but think what is the parents really teaching their child.

    If your child is chronically ill there are policies in place for that. This has to do with the growing number of parents who think their kid should pass without doing any work. My fave last year was "you can't fail my kid it will hurt his golf scholarship chances". Said kid had a 28% due to never being in class

  • i freaking love australia!!!!!!!!!

  • "if you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it"

  • that is awesome! im moving to australia!

  • doctor her teacher, the same one for the past 2 school years, actually sent me an email asking how many days this year I expected my child to attend school I was also sent a letter threatening me about her attendance record.......which is just fcked up!

  • respiratory infections from late October all the way through January. Over the summer holiday she was FINE! When school started back she had another bout with the ear infections (which still continue), PNEUMONIA W/ HOSPITALIZATION, a BROKEN ARM WHILE AT SCHOOL, and another round of head lice.... She missed a ton of school days during these two years. The majority of it was excused by her pediatrician. This year she has already had 1 ear infection far. When I kept her home to take her to...

  • I don't like this message at all. Yes there are some parents who are lazy and yes they can be annoying but not all are in this category. My daughter started Pre-K at 3 because she needed continued Speech therapy. She had had In home services since she was a little over a year and a half old. The only way she would continue to receive the speech was by starting pre-K early. That first year of school she had 2 double ear infections, head lice twice, SWINE FLU B, as well as kept a upper .....

  • @Amandandoug WOW... she had all that and still alive?

  • @RonaldBarone Yes she is alive. She's been through every anti biotic you can imagine. She was only sick once before she started school. It was Lymph Adentitis at her lymph nodes in her neck. She was in the hospital a week. Every since anything she catches is awful. I really think that is what ruined her immune system. Also, from that hospital stay she caught MRSA.....

  • This was never used in any school.

    

  • If you need this in another language, move to a country that speaks it

  • I have been in the situation that some of those children might of been in I have some mental dissords that i do not want to mention in this comment but more to the point. I had high anxeity and was constantly made fun of Causing me to be absent alot. Ontop of that due to lack of medication I had an extremly hard time with my work I almost never was able to get my homework done. The teachers and school Refused to help They said I had to take responability for somthing i couldn't Handel on my own

  • @NarutoEpicness This is bullshit. If you straight up went to ask your teachers for help or your principal, they didnt just tell you to fuck off. And i don't see the correlation between absence and being made fun of? What were you even made fun of for, high anxiety? Like anyone cares about anxiety enough to tease you about it. And schools have programs for children with mental disorders, like Yes I Can, they would be fired if not

  • @sami2294 Your taking its and pieces out of that and putting them out of context. I was bullied since i was in kindergarden. I was hyper active and "weird" I made a name for myself as "Weird and Annoying". The teachers literally would say no to me if i asked them a question. My parents tried to get the principle to do somthing but they wouldnt budge. I was physically beaten to the point that i had bruises. My parents couldn't afford a school for mental dissorder kids. So shut it if you dont know

  • @sami2294 HI Sami. I can tell you that being bullied and abused at school has a LOT to do with school absences. How is that hard to figure out? Schools have not always had programs for special needs or other such issues, so it is very possible naruto did not have any support in school for the issues. And about the "if not, they will be fored" comment? You know how hard it is to fire a teacher or school administrator? Damn near impossible. And they know it.

  • @sami2294 Also, it is nearly impossible to charge a teacher or school admin with crimes (like, oh, say outright abusing kids) because of something called "qualified immunity", tenure, and all the other perks they get through union programs.

  • This is so full of WIN

  • lol

  • damn i though my last school was mean.  this one must suck lol

  • OMG that's hilarious

  • 6 is the best XD

  • fake?

  • that was awesome!! ^_~

  • You're an idiot that's what. It's no about appreciation for their jobs. It's about an entire generation of people that refuse to take responsibility for their own and their children's actions.

  • they're getting all that tax money from the parents and that's what they do to show their appreciation to have their useless jobs, public schooling is so big of a joke that it's not even funny, these teachers are bad influences to their students, none of whom even wants to be in their classes, those teachers needs to realized that not every one is begging to listen to them complain about having a job with their disgusting voices.

  • this is the wayyy!!!

  • 195 people don't want to move to another country that speaks it.

  • I'd show this to my teachers, but I wouldn't know what reactions they'd have >_>

  • immi.gov.au bookmarked.

  • As a teacher I find this awesome. I wish I could send it to the idiot parents who complained when their brats copied everything they sent me from Wikipedia.

  • @Jacksonstreet71 Mrs.White?

  • @Jacksonstreet71 yeah this shits awesome fuck them brats i wish u were my teacher

  • 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4

  • Loving the message but fuck off is it real

  • Funny as **** but seriously I have been in the situation that some of those children might of been in. I have some mental dissords that i do not want to mention in this comment but more to the point. I had high anxeity (spelling wrong) and was constantly made fun of. Causing me to be absent alot. Ontop of that due to lack of medication I had an extremly hard time with my work. I almost never was able to get my homework done. The teachers and school Refused to help. So basicly I was screwed.

  • Ha ha!

  • 193 people are parents with no accountability.

  • times like these im proud im Australian :P

  • @demiimademedothis quit embarrassing your country fucktard

  • AWESOME!!!

    Everybody asks what kind of world we going to

    leave for our children I ask what kind of children

    we are going to leave to our world.

  • @vellotrol fuck you, fuck math, fuck homwork and fuck skool

  • @vellotrol

    Reminds me of Willie Wonka.

    "Who do you blame when your kid is a brat, pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat

    blaming the kids is a lie and a shame you know exactly who's to blame

    The Mother and the Father"

    Fortunately, every generation thinks that the one following it will ruin the world, but it never really happens that way.

    "We didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the worlds been turning. We didn't start the fire, no we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it."

  • I wanna go to that school...

  • best ever!

  • I don't care about the vacuous intentions of the school board of my own school system. Why on earth would I care about the vacuous intentions of the school board of a school system in another country?

  • LIKE A BOSS

  • It's a well known hoax. Unfortunately.

  • @rogertra how do you know if you don't mind me asking?

  • I -3 It

  • *clap clap clap* I am loving this :D (that's Australia for you!)

  • @coolgirlluvsupre bitch u lame as fuck

  • And yet there are teachers that really suck (had ones that showed up drunk, hungover, stoned all of the above or not at all). . .

  • @Lollitia I had teachers they gave us too much homework and barely taught and then I also had teachers that lectured the whole time and didn't give us any work to raise our grade. And then there were those teachers who just had you do projects the whole class and never did anything and if you asked for help they'd be like "It's all in the instructions". Seriously it pisses me off who they leave to decide a child's future.

  • @Unknownsage13 But on the other hand, this school is stated to have a problem with parents who insist that a child who DOESN'T do what is required to pass, be GIVEN a passing grade. I agree we should have better teachers, but at the same time, grades should never be GIVEN. Only EARNED.

  • @Lollitia the ones with the bad attitudes...

  • Lol

  • I want to press 7, to slap all the teachers I had that game me a headache every day

  • this it actually NOT from a school in australia its from americia. i rang up the school and asked. and if you cant tell your english accents from australias accent you probally need to go back to school. but very good recorded message none the less. they should do this in more schools around the world

  • @Stratattack69 Off topic: As an Australian that speaks with a somewhat muddled accent and sounds pretty fucking British, I say to you--Fuck off. We do not all speak with that particular Ocker you may have heard while watching Crocodile Dundee. And why don't you go back to school and learn some goddamn grammar while you're at it. On topic: this message is brilliant. More schools need to have it on their machines.

  • hfjfxhjxfhj

  • lmho this is too funny

  • The message is funny, but what if you're actually a concerned parent with a real question?

  • this is beautiful

  • this is genius

  • @CAPITOL52music fuck u

  • @agent12803 fuck me y? what did i do?

  • @CAPITOL52music no disrespect but you're an idiot.

  • @agent12803 all i said was this is genius how can you determine weather or not im an idiot, i just thought this was funny

  • LMAO, love the end of this message and I say it often

  • lol You Win, Perfect!

  • I love it!!!!!

  • this message is class haha

  • About time someone said that. BEST PART, If you would like this in another language move to another country that speaks it. <about time....lol

  • 191 people moved to a different country, called back, and had no change

  • WHAT TE FUCKING HELL?!

  • If you want us to raise your child press 6. XD My mother is a teacher and that's exactly how she feels with some parents. They treat it like day care so even when their kid is suspended or expelled they try and bring them back because apparently if they're left home alone they'll destroy the house. Gee now who's problem is that?

  • This is great. As a classroom teacher, I have wanted to say those things for years. Keep up the good work Aussies.