VEAS 09

[theHedgex1]

lol there homo-erotic out in the open xp

[dragonheart333]

oh a bioshock reference nice

[AlchemyAngelizBack]

The Law and Order opening was BRILLIANT!

[kirikakirikakirika]

That Jesus comment made me laugh.

[RaptureKing1]

would you kindly say BEEFCAKE!!!!!!!!!!

[RedCloudLove]

"Boy, he's about to get his bones jumped like one of those undead Koopa Troopas!" I lol'd. I rarely lol. This entire series makes me lol. Thank you. Thank you.

[iniudan]

Damn Tau are in copyright infringement of Zaibach, go and show them who the most kicking ass for the Greater Good and who got the best me..c... guymelefs.

P.S. Find it freaking odd no one mentioned them in over a whole year at time of this posting.

P.P.S Before a W40k fanboy come attack me, don't forget the anime date from 1996, while the Tau were release in 2001.

[Stonehawk]

oh my god... bioshock reference. You are my effing hero, dude.

[Neorecon19]

12 people don't want to make america skinny again one slap at a time! =(

[ehayes3791]

nice bioshock reference

[HanakoFujita]

"Um.. It's nice to see you.." He's so nice.. :)

[Rageingninja]

lol Dalando Calrissian >.<

[tubeofyous]

@Rageingninja

Ahh fuck. we're screwed unless Van changes his last name to Vadel

[villgoir]

were the hell is veas 08 man

[knifeofspaghetti]

>Cross-demographic appeal

That sounds like there's more convergence than most people would think.

[kiyoshi85]

lol.... girls super power being either healing or seer makes since XD

[kiyoshi85]

alittle something to the ladies. C X 

[lukasva77]

first 30 seconds FSR

[117Jorn]

BEEFCAKE!

[TweekMorgan4dictator]

Wait, was that morpheus clip from the clerks cartoon?

[grimmjow592]

i love the bioshock reference quite fun indeed

[thebored14]

lol WoW refrence

[dragoes9]

you know if you watch episode 8 instead of skipping it because of the audio problems like i did, this episode makes a whole lot more sense

[MrGeno86]

4:30 sweet more Final Fantasy VI music. Man this series rocks!

[seanfenrir]

Its almost scary how much sense that Jesus joke made XD

[dudeisodumb]

1:30-1:51

XD

[evilmurderproduction]

Guys, were gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time *SLAP*

[Zotov13]

Please re-upload episode 08 because copyright suck.

[hbi2k]

@Zotov13 Read the description, noob.

[Zotov13]

@hbi2k Duh, I meant *with some kind of audio* or subtitle, at least.

And my grandma doesn't think i'm a noob, she thinks i'm funny and witty.

[hbi2k]

@Zotov13 Read the description that includes a download link for the episode with full audio. Then go to your English teacher and tell him that you need extra help with reading comprehension.

[theguywholiksanime]

@hbi2k KNOW THIS THERE ARE TROLLS IN YOUTUBE AND HAVE SOMEHOW CAN PUT FAKE COPYRIGHTS SO PLEASE DISPUTE THAT AND IF YOU NEED MORE PROOF GO TO LAW SCHOOL

[fortheloveofketchup]

@Zotov13 Huh. I watched the 8th episode just fine. Like, I just watched it five seconds ago. Just search Veas 8 and enter.

[animalia555]

why do americans hate flashbacks so much?

[allmyself666]

@animalia555 because in some shows they happen ALL the time, when all we realy want to do is see some action or just get on with the plot. naruto is a perfect example of this.

[holyknight70]

@allmyself666

Then watch a damn action movie, I want character development and character understanding. if you don't want to watch a flash back then skip that episode. Naruto is a damn soap opera right now, that's all I have to say about your example.

[allmyself666]

@holyknight70 i know that, im just answering his question

[holyknight70]

@animalia555

I'm american and I enjoy anything that helps with both character development, plot development, and character/plot understanding. Which is why I was happen when bleach finally went back 100 years in time to pull some pieces of the story together.

[breon1238]

his brother is awesome!

[zerothes9807]

omg the paladin reference the MTG reference the FFVI music OMG HBI2K I THINK I LOVE YOU!

[dashlord]

lol atlas

[pfeilspitze]

"For the Greater Good"?

Of course! The Emperor is Dumbledore!

[OmniZalaka]

im in stitches

[ckyvick666]

"didnt jesus die for thoes? think what a waste that would be if i never committed any"

[TsukiHana146]

Dilandau is so gay that's its funny!

[lokkii364]

@TsukiHana146

its almost like he has a vagina of some dort...

[DarkProject]

@TsukiHana146 He is camp xd

[CyValkarion]

BIOSHOCK!!!

the WYK...

[Mythification]

The beefcake is a lie!!

[5ublimin]

were gona make america thin again one slap at a time

[Lycanthrope008]

bioshock joke

[Slave2thedrago]

one slap at a time!

[diamon57]

how did dalandow get that scar? at 4:09

[Simone4447]

woew the opening made me subscribed!

great job!

[Penumbra505]

hm, now that I realize he removed the part where Folken shows Von his black wings ,I'm curious as to how Hbi2k is going to work it into the final. Seeing as that's a huge reveal to his actual psudo-nihilistic motivation. Curious

[animemadness311]

"There was no part of that sentance that I didn't like"

hilarious! ^__^

[vp21ct]

BEEFCAKE

[Aelkamal]

BEEF CAKE !!!

[TitusFlavius79]

3:53 hi dilandau , its nice to see you , hahah so much nice :) great work

[4203105]

Btw. did the princess not go to medical school in the american dub or did she just not go there in the abridged series?

[4203105]

XD I called the "naaah" before the jeperdy music even started in exactly the way Hitome said it! I have seen way to much of your adridged shows...

[Amourfine]

A++ for using Buffy (and an older episode with Faith as well.) Bravo!

[Tsukishijin]

omg. I TOTALLY missed the Bioshock reference earlier.

Would you kindly keep making this series so awesome?

[felineshadow0221]

CLERKS ANIMATED 4EVER!!!!

[ameldia]

lol alan is AWESOME

[ironferret2313]

"we are going to make america skinny again, one slap at a time" *SLAP!*

[Zombifaction]

I love that hot tub full of jello line!

[cognelle]

KaiserNeko's Dilandau voice is so epic

[RASVAKEITINv23]

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I in a bathtub full of jello". Just classic. Jello shots and a Barry White CD.

[clarkbrett84x]

HBI2K YOU RULE!!!! I love the FF3/6 music you put in there (my favorite FF)

[undecided399]

ha would you kindly! ....love it.You can never go wrong with references lol

[TokiAlbatou]

Zaibach kicking your ass for the greater good.

Aren't you going to say beefcake?

BEEFCAKE!! :D

[Zorodorai]

Kickin Youre Ass For The Greater Good LOL

[TylerotFunk]

lol rating # 555

[DamuEmran]

"Hello this is the plot calling would you kindly get back to Vaan's boring back story would ya now?"-Atlas

Too bad Atlas is not real he was the only character I really like. Andrew Ryan was ok and i never liked Fontaine.

"a man chooses a slave obeys"

[BrutticusForce]

they got rid of prodigal sorcerer and replaced with prodigal Pyromancer, which is the same thing, only red.

For a fun combo, tap it to awaken deep slumber titan!

[hbi2k]

What? Man, I call bullcrap on that. Can't just take a badass blue card and make it red. Red's got PLENTY of ways to deal direct damage. Let blue have one.

[felineshadow0221]

CLERKS ANIMATED WOOT!!!

[MrDKH]

Using the unexpected wish coming true and then asking for one that wont in two episodes back to back is a bit much.

[AMVMaker26]

I like the FF 4 (6) music.

[Avelmen1889]

i liked hitomis bioshock refrence

[starsXandXdreams]

Love the beginning XD

[SerPinkKnight]

"Yeah, but didn't Jesus die for our sins? Think what a waste that'd be if I never committed any"

Once again you're putting your BA in Philosophy to good use

[tubeofyous]

@SerPinkKnight

There'll be none of that philosophy shit in this anime. Takes too much screentime from Pointless fight sequences and homo-eroticism.

[eknibbs]

nice bioshock refrence haha would u kindly

[youkaisayaka]

Is there gonna be a 10th one? I haven't seen the actual anime, but this makes me want to. Great job, makes any bad mood dissapear with a good laugh.

[Jetrauben]

It's a BioShock reference.

[hmnbillboard1]

Question: Does the Scottish 4th wall breaker have some kind of reference to it that I'm not getting? The only thing that comes to mind is Robin Williams in "Mrs Doubtfire".

[SerPinkKnight]

It's from the game Bioshock

Big spoiler

[hmnbillboard1]

Mucho thanks for that...even though I never played bioshock!

[Kingakuzutto]

Vander's about to get his bones jumped like one of those undead Koopa Troopas wait. why does that sound like something that Allen would say.

[1aundulxaldin]

You know, you were just ONE word away from a hilariously funny reference from family guy: "If I could rearrange the Alphabet, I'd put You and I together." LOL.

[CsBTransition]

Family Guy nuthin', that line's as old as the alphabet.

[HartsChaotica]

BEEFCAKE! =]

[Remerai]

Finally a Bioshock reference in the world of abridgedy

[Lailainai]

Ah, silly Kefka...

Ah, silly Atlas...

Both could be stabbed repeatedly. Huh. Resemblance?

[jento344]

lol vince

[aoao15]

Escaflowne is one of my fave animes of all time, and you completely did it justice and beyond :D. I don't think anyone could've parodied it better - it's absolutely PERFECTION. XD In addition to that, your updates are so consistent...*dies from it being too good to be true*

[TheRealMrSawyer]

I like my homoeroticism right out in the open.

Shoujo fandom for life

[twilightwindwaker]

Can Van's brother grow wings? What movie is this from 1:12? We don't have a doctor on board Princess Millerna you'll have to save him. I'm the comic relief. That's not where he's hurt you perv (what are they doing?)

[A711owner]

lol the Bioshock reference

[JapanPeriod]

sooooooooo funny!!!

[SgtKaneGunlock]

it would be awesome if Gut and von were in a pointless fight sequence to see the contrast between characters

[StuffedAnimalAdvisor]

As I remember when they had the series on, it stopped midway through it. It would have been here or next episode when they meet the kid emperor of the next town.

Hope you'll keep making them, even if you make em up.

[Gingerkyd]

im totally using that undead koopa troopa line now

hehe naughty tentacles

[mastergriffin]

I noticed you like using Final Fantasy soundtracks XD

[SageVallant]

Hbi2k already used that specific line in a previous episode.

[angbandsbane]

He did? (Thinks back).

D'OH!

Thanks for correcting me.

[Ducalion]

Dilandau's voice in these actually seems more in character than the original anime.

Good voice acting.

[DarkPhoenixMishima]

Dilandau's gonna make America skinny, one slap at a time.

[Grahav]

SPAF!

[Vashthestampdee]

One wish per episode it seems...

[majined]

Love the Law & Order opening...

[Ebisrator]

:D bioshock reference!

[MRT88ZY]

lmao i loved the opening description the two demographics/

[Jourichio]

LMAOROFL Best one yet.

[ArkAngelHFB]

one slap at a time!!!

[DgenerateX91]

that is the best religious logic ive ever heard in my life.

[evilelvin1]

good man now get out of here im fixing to break myself of a piece lol

[SienReinuss]

Yay, more Clerks.

[ExenKnight13]

LOL Would You Kindly...?

[craftsman091]

Yes! the epic return of Beef Cake!

Now I must go and break myself off a piece. LOL!

[StrikerSL9]

"Didn't Jebus die for those [sins]? Think what a waste that would be if I never commited any?"

It's funny 'cuz it's true (I'm going to hell for posting this).

[setsuna1965]

it's ok so is everyone that agrees with you ^.^ myself included

[emojj666]

HA BIOSHOCK XD

[TylerotFunk]

arnt you gonna say beefcake...

come on every one loves it when you say beefcake

BEEFCAKE

good man

[straightlikethat09]

XD!!!!

[AkitoHayama01]

zaibach kicking your ass for the greater good if i run for president i swear thats my canpaign sloagn

Allen your rubbing off on hitomi

[hbi2k]

I'm sure Allen would enjoy that.

[KingLegendary1]

IM DEFintely gonna use that now "thats wut allen said"

[DarkPhoenixMishima]

Yes... yes he would.

[markthehippie]

I think he would rather be rubbing up on hitomi

[AkitoHayama01]

yea

[Alvinna]

OMG Bioshock references XD Iucky I just played the game or I would have missed that one ^^

[rafen8705]

Yea i love the FF musik it goes so well with this show.

[Shredderman186]

I got that southpark reference at the begining.

"I told you, I'm an awesome shounen action hero and I have lots and lots of powers."

LOL!

[rafen8705]

thanks for saying that, i missed that :P

[naruto1mil]

Aw man the ending killed me

[AxiD45]

rotfl. I LOVED IT! =)

[BushidoBrownSama]

"thinly veiled homo eroticism"

that's a lie that's a goddamn lie lol

[vincentsclone]

So Jesus died for our sins? And it would be a waste to NOT sin?

.....awesome.

[SageVallant]

Right. So if we don't sin, his death will have been for nothing.

[sweartodrunk]

Now now, is that a Bioshock reference I just heard at 2:34? XD

[Excalibur01]

LOL Would you kindly!

[nightwolf65]

women healer one of the best powers

[AniDex]

LMAO Slapchop.

Video of Dilandau slapping dragonslayers to the slapchop techno remix go go?

[ReikoSpazz]

I love the FF6 bg-music. Very themeatically proppah. The flashbacks were all awesome and I loved the Clerks reference (glad I'm not the only one who remembers how awesome that show was)

I may not have been the biggest VoE fan, but this series is AWESOME!

*~t3h C.

[potterinu]

Go Buffy!!!!!!!

[SketchDub]

Wow that was extra random...

So Van has wings because his mother did... huh... okay makes sense

Dilandau being annoyed at Van for not taking him seriously was lulz

And Millerna's healing powers... XD

[HELLHILL]

alright bioshcok

[ramen5]

lol I'm a Christian but I loved that blasphemy joke!

Though I would bet my leg someone's going to bitch about it...

[geoscience]

I thought people stopped abridged series..wow, keep it up guys, hope i see MOE!

[Spade1800]

wow. was that a bioshock reference?

[zombiefall2]

Yes...yes it was: and it was wonderful!

[Slashcard]

"Tap that like a Prodigal Sorcerer"

Well played, lol.

[TheRealMrSawyer]

Yay for "The Zeppo"! easily one of my favorite BtVS episodes

[xsnipexninjabrigade]

wow.. lol DUN DUN!

[reyt76]

nice dude

"could it be that alens feeling for me are less then admirable?"

lolz

[DenarianLord]

Nice episode hbi, very nice. I just have one question, what's that song that starts playing in the background when Dilandau attacks? It starts at around 3:51 or so. It's driving me nuts because it sounds so familiar.

[hbi2k]

Head over to ocremix[dot]org and search for "La Locura Del Kefka" by The Pancake Chef. It's a free (and mostly legal!) download.

[ZionKraze]

I love this episode!

And I can't believe you snuck in Clekrs in here as well.

[MarlsAni]

Lul Would you kindly? I wish that stuff would work on my friends

[ColeVecsion]

Admittingly i was have'n doubts about this series of yours, gantz seemed like your peak and this was the downhill, but the last few episodes have turned it around for me, bravo~!

[No1ofgreatimportance]

Pure Genius hbi2k, and I'm not saying that to be nice, it's the freakin' truth.

[lilurameshi]

Buffy! Yes, I love Buffy.... I would rather hug Dilandau not fight him ^.^' I love the psycos?

[thegreenapple101]

THIS ONE, IS AMAZING. :D

[SilvoKnight]

xD one of your best, Love the D&D joke @ the end, but thats a paladin skill :P

[hbi2k]

Only in D&D. In Avatar it's a waterbender thing, and in the Catholic church it's a priest thing. France and England's kings used to do it. Lots of different ways to get that power.

[jakonen]

but hbi dont you know only Paladins level 2 or higher can use the lay hands on ability. even then it would only cure up to 6 hit points because her Charisma score is 18 and....

god i need some one to play with.

[CrazyAnimatorOfDoom]

But she's the healer... shouldn't that make her a Cleric? Which means she can use CureLightWounds and cure a potential 10 hit points? And Clerics don't rely on Charisma, they rely on Wisdom... so in her case she wouldn't be a very good Cleric..... 3.5 edition... that is....

I have people to play with... :p

[jakonen]

you win this time player with freinds to play with. but next time i will triumph!!

[GhostFriendly]

With Pentecostals everybody can get it

[damasceno126]

Bioshock reference...that was seriously amazing.

BEEFCAKE!

[SgtKaneGunlock]

OOOOH ITS a Bioshock Reference

[Zooty444]

That intro was absolute win. Best episode yet.

[blaakmage]

im glad u brought beafcake back

twas hilarious