How To Annoy A Telemarketer

[simon3387]

Answering a telemarketing call

Phone: how would you like double glazed windows

You:how would you like to suck my balls

[shanustheanus]

well this video isn't an entire waste of time...Why? oh no reason...

I'm going to go on ebay now and change my account slightly...

[jaymesam1]

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[xXSuckItUpPrincessXx]

1) Answer the goddamn phone.

2) Say "OH, you want my details? Oh sure, let me just go and get a pen and paper so I can write everything down so I don't forget a thing, I'll be right back!"

3) Go and mow the lawn.

4) Come back, pick up the phone, and say "Oh, sorry, I'm back. So yes, what do I get when you have my details?"

5) Wait until they're telling you all about it, then interrupt and say "WHOOPS, SILLY ME! The pen doesn't work. I'll just go and get another one."

6) Wait for them to hang up.

[skidemon512]

1) Answer phone

2) Say you are interested in what they are selling

3) When they ask you for your credit card # say "of course"

4) Play never gonna give you up

5) Inform them they have been Rick Rolled

6) Don't worry about hanging up they will do that for you

[crazymike65]

1)answer phone

2)hold phone to speaker

3)play Billy Mays commercial

4)hang up

[er10b]

1)answer phone

2) hold phone to speakers

3) play dialup modem tone

4) hang up



[MrBahhh31]

that would suck if they had super hearing!

[MountainMonkSage]

This is FAKE and VERY GAY!

[6muffinstuffer9]

@MountainMonkSage NO FUCKIN SHIT DUMBASS ITS JUST GIVING A IDEA TO PEOPLE YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT

[LizardYup]

HAHAHAHA

PERFECT, IT SHALL BE DONE!

[mattcory619]

*LIKED

[misshaunted11]

just put on a childish voice, speak like a 3 year old and if they ask if mummys there just say

"mummy not here, just me,if i tell you where she is, she'll put me in...the box" and hang up

[linger163]

almost shit my pants

[truksrok]

lol fake but funny.

[RealHipHopWontDie]

Lol who still has cords on there phone.

[rolloverriderpgr]

@RealHipHopWontDie HMMM? I do because the corded headsets you can actually hold with your shoulder to the ear without breaking your neck on the cordless rectangular thin and useless headsets. Sitting on my desk is a 20 year old AT&T muti line speaker phone with the old style headset. When it starts to fail I will diagnose the problem and replace any dead part and let it continue to work till I die! Engineers have no freaking clue when designing something anymore.

[JasonRodzArt]

@RealHipHopWontDie thats the same question i asked myself too. lol

[nalBleeding]

Former telemarketer.( I hate them too) Dont mess with them. All they will do is put your name back on the call back list. Everytime someone would start cursing me out saying the are going to find me, I just start reading there address to them and the shut up real quick.

[futileAURA]

1)answer phone

2)hold phone to ass

3)Fart as loud as humanly possible

4)hag up

[saleenxxx]

@futileAURA and then every time you talk your breath will smell like shit ahhaha right.......

[futileAURA]

NOW YOUR CATCHING ON!!

[Soblast1]

@futileAURA thanks.NOW MY PHONE IS FULL OF S**T!!!!

[olgamarie888]

This is soooo funny - i must try something like this next time.

[deadcell85]

they don't need cc numbers anymore... just verification of mailing addresses.. what is this world coming to...

[VancouverBoii08]

HAHAHAHahah I love it!

[Viatox]

I used to be a telemarketer - just say the person they're asking for doesn't live there any more. They can't call you anymore, OR ask to be removed from the list.

[TheGayeric]

OMG!!!! brilliant lol

[timcrow420]

lol ive been a telemarketer before, that job sucked!

[ZeusDeusEx]

fake

[brownmokey]

Its a bad idea to annoy a telemarketer, They will just sell your info to others and then you phone will be ringing all day long.

[23davvy]

omg that was awesome!!!!!!

[JOHNANDBOO]

I LIKE JIM FLORENTINE FROM THE HOWARD STERN SHOW HE IS AND STILL IS THE BEST. THE WHO THE RECORD!!!

[asb81689]

@JOHNANDBOO

It's been years since listing to his cd, he is indeed the best.

[1977BanditTransAM]

I like how this guy just tells us his credit card number

[XxFirestar912xX]

Just say "Hello this is Barney Saloon, todays special is a margarita in a dirty glass."

[icommentonvideos1]

If a telemarketer calls you, all you need to say is "This is a cell phone". They will hang up right away and never call back. Reason? Telemarketers are not aloud to call cell phones due to legal reasons of some sort. (Learned this in marketing class.)

[AVIBobcat08]

@icommentonvideos1 wrong they can call you on your cell phone. I have been called a dozen times by a company wanting me to put a sign in my yard for a free security system. Thats a scam and they have been since reported.

[icommentonvideos1]

@AVIBobcat08 They CAN But they aren't supposed to. If you tell them that they called your cell phone....Well try it and see their reaction.

[TonySanDiegoCA]

Another way, and it's great because they have to make many, many calls over the course of their shift. When I'd get a call, even if it was for me and not a roommate, I'd say hang on, he's out in the yard, I'll get him--wait just a minute. Set down the receiver. 3 to 5 minutes later, that funny tone when a caller finally hangs up. They've just wasted 3-plus minutes on the phone, and of course sold nothing.

[Eyeglompyou]

How I get rid of them is quote movies, for example *RING!* I pick it up- "Madame Medusa's Pawn Shop Botique?" Medusa, from the Rescuers XD Or, "What's YOUR favorite scary movie?" XD

[stayjit1]

Is he trying to sell magazines? Tell him your blind. Selling carpet cleaning? All hardwood.Family photo package? Witness protection program. I love telemarketers

[sleepersown]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH !!!!!! GOOD SHIT !

[otpylacopA]

Im watching this cause i have no life!

[zeffyismylove]

xD HAHAHAHA great one lol

[187SicknesS]

sounded like a kirby vacuum cleaner!

[Chalktaw2011]

I Like Picking UP The Phone ANd Immeadiatly Crying, Or Screaming Why DOn't YOu Call ANYMORE???? Or NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN!!! Or eben start a talk with him/her

[callblocker]

Use the CPR Call Blocker

[ChikoritaGirl1]

Telemarketer: Hello sir! May I interest you in som-

My Grandpa: IF IT AIN'T DOMINO'S PIZZA I DON'T WANT IT! *hangs up*

:3

[Mymothersson31]

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

[RuneOfLaws]

Here we go! 0:48 xD

[BigBob1172]

haahaha i so wish someone did this to me when i was a telemarketer

[PianoLegend87]

I got here from justin bieber and getting rick rolled....

[MrPlaterpus]

Yeah... I was a telemarketer for awhile...that stuff doesn't annoy us

we just go on mute and take are head sets off and laugh about how stupid you people are

and as for all you people that say you get calls 15 16 times a day there could be an error in the AUTOMATIC dialer and all you have to say is Put me on the do not call list. instead of trying to be ass holes. we honestly don't care! and you just rambling on and Fucking around allows us to just sit back and wait for you to hang up :]

[KARsandJTsUSERNAME]

@MrPlaterpus honestly,we do it for fun. so sucka dick telemarketer. you obviously have no sense of humor.

[SpasticFlailure]

@MrPlaterpus You're just grouchy because everyone hates you. ;D (jk bro)

[jwm239]

@SpasticFlailure ...Is October 15 Annual Grouch Day...?

[kf9as]

I got the local nespaper folks to quit calling me to sell their rag when I told them I was blind. (I'm not!)

[XxOm3gaTyrantxX]

nice

[sandarce]

was that really your cc number?

[brapboys503]

I fucking love Chuck Norris, lol!

[Trophy0505]

The credit card number didnt work ....

[ExhumingExodus]

Can someone please make a tutorial on how to drop it low on a telemarketer's big toe?

[AssortedBullshit]

This was on Seinfield.

TM:Hi, would you be interested to switching over to TMI long distance service?

Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right know, how about you give me your home number and I'll call you later?

TM: Uh, well sorry but we're not allowed to do that.

Jerry: Oh I guess you don't want people calling you a home.

TM: No.

Jerry: Well now you know how I feel.

*Hangs up*

[kawasakilover272]

fake ?

[LessThan3able]

Telemarketer: Is mr robertson in?(my dad) me:no sorry hes in jail. call back in 17-20 years.

[logwind]

Hahaha, great. Fuck 'em.

[goldteeth702]

I had a friend that had a telemarketer that would call one time a week trying to save him money on the mortgage. So one day my friend said "Sure why not" And when though all the questions and finaly got to the end asking who was on the mortgage. And he said "The hell if I know im renting the place" and the telemarketer hung up on him lol

[ScrewedUpCrookedKidd]

RIP My EARS :/

[flex1040]

awsome

[FunnyGuy5051]

i like to just talk about my day, it bores them to death

[controllerbrain]

Another good way is to ask them as much as you can about the product. Get them to describe every last detail of it, then tell them you're not interested. :D

[MichaelNetwork]

@controllerbrain - This is by far the BEST method. Sit back...put on some Jack Johnson put the marketer on speaker phone...and just go to work. Ask every...I mean EVERY question that comes to your mind...let them fully explain it...then ask another and when you run out of questions if they are still on the phone....start over! lol "So I just wanted to confirm what credit cards to you accept and why don't you accept diners club credit card?"

[tomato010010]

this cracked me up !!! = D

[thegangsternextdoor]

LOL

[calvert991]

pay backkkkkkkk bitch



[nicholassmth1]

DUDE THAT WAS AWSOME AND I HAVE DONE ONE WORSE THAN THAT!

Went out with the portable phone and had my brother start up the truck and then put it to the floor about ten inches from the tail pipe.

GOOD LORD I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!

[jwm239]

...and the sequel should include: subway train, firewords finale, and revving jet engine.

[MillieOfLOL]

once i had a day where the same guy called me like 15 times, so i guess in the end i lost the plot and it went like this: Marketer: Hello, Is Ms Bland (me) in? Me: Sorry? M: Is Ms Bland in? Me: Oh, this is embarrasing, can I hear that again? M: Is Ms Bland in?! ETC... M: FOR THE LAST ****ING TIME IS MS ****ING BLAND IN?! Me: Oh, no, sorry, she passed away this afternoon.

[harold562]

@MillieOfLOL LOL!!! 

[katanaburner]

THAT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT! YES!

[yahhcold]

I SUCK DICK FOR A NICKEL

[babylon218]

dude you are evil!!!

this is brilliant!!!

[CappitranoBellephant]

very nice lol

[nwafboi]

awwww yes

[SpecAmps]

laughed my ass off XD

[Starr5495]

am i the only one that actually cought the number?

[sickxwidxit]

Man thats the greatest thing ever i get about 4 calls a day cant wait to have some fun

[LoriRainbow21]

Some company wants to talk to a male adult in the house about a penis enlargment...Omfg. LMAO

[MrSailor23]

@LoriRainbow21 they email peolpe that stuff to people!

[PkUrClaws]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[Ja93942]

Lol

[LostInTheEnd]

lmao thats a good one xD

[ashley7dreamer23]

Get an audio translator for pig Latin and start typing in random stuff... It's amazing to listen to the voice they make it's so retarded but it works!! XD

[KingOystar]

paybacks a bitch!

[TheNoxure]

LOL!

[kellygwdobbs]

Ha ha great! technology against technology! They are robots so treat them like robots! Check out my JARS SUPPORT SCAM phonecall from ('Mikrosoft' support in INDIA)

[greenburrito8]

Lmao @iammicro!!!! U shud post a vid :D

[iamMicro8589]

best way

start selling them your own product or start talking about your fake personal life

[Bestofgoon]

hey where ya got that soundboard? XD

[rosabellis]

I find it easier to speak with a strong accent and pretend to misunderstand everything they say.

[mnypwrrspkt]

lmao

[OwnedbyElphie]

answer in a different language

[squallz13]

fake

[notitleavailable]

lol my friend pretended to be a 70 year old man who had never heard of the internet and he kept them talking for ages XD

[Jcereal98]

lol.

[suckmycokful]

hahaha

[Nutralyzed]

i just say: yah can i put you on hold? okay thanks and walk around my house maybe squeeze in a workout, walk the dog blah blah blah , and if they want it bad enough theyll still be there after 3 hourshahah

[Aarongr4]

I was lmao so much lol

[twilightfan08291]

talk like an old man

[starwarsfilm]

just rick roll them

[DoubleDJGeek]

Here we go! xD 0:48

[badztrinitie]

LOL!



[viruslived]

i'm sorry, but the eagles were pretty damn funny.

[6c685]

@viruslived there were no eagles.

[viruslived]

@6c685 0:51 Those are eagles in the background along with the siren and radio sounds.

[idiotman76]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[ChuckNoarus]

FAKE AND GAY

[lol55960]

just hand it to a kid and tell themm to say the abc's or count to onehundread

[Mrskateopia31]

R.I.P people with head phones

[Chewychu31]

lmao man!!

[blungazz]

LMAO! This is brilliant!

[CodyLei77]

YES?

[fightinside1]

you know what i hate is when i do my intro thing and then the person just hands the phone to another person without saying anything. pisses me off!

[punkjake]

Click like if you're going to see Real Steel when it's out!

[SpiroHrvoje1989]

fake

[hiehoeha]

i once made a telemarketer wait 30 minuten. i just said okay, hold on. and then put up some old piano jazzz

[lankyman77]

u sound like ash ketcham or some shit XD

[beast8003]

i loled so hard at the end

[Xephyr91]

hoho now i know your credit card number

[karmawitch1156]

jajajajaj that was funny great job

[mr2racer935]

The 137 dislikes must be telemarketers. lmao!!!!!!!

[EconGuy89]

@mr2racer935 omg so funny! lolll!!!111one

[DragonDude180]

@mr2racer935 139 now...

[Akadou]

@mr2racer935 rofl I love it, I used to be a telemarketer to xD

[28kingIV]

@mr2racer935 WIN :P

[asskicker1346]

@mr2racer935 For once, the dislike joke makes sense haha nice one!

[PacMan0Ghost]

in Australia every telemarketer is either from india or canada i have yet to see one from Australia or another country

[Acealong]

@PacMan0Ghost thats so true

[EpicFriend]

That's being an ass.

[EminemFan1234321]

speak differnent languages

[icewater31]

Lol epic

[Nitram916]

Once when I picked up the phone I just farted and hung up :D then they called again...

[ChaddMellow]

@Nitram916 this made me rofl

[izzyxe07]

That is soo creepy as soon as the fake woover noise went on my mum starting woovering :O

[Crazychika345]

thumbs up if you memorized his credit card number!!!!LOL

[nyguarth]

AAHAHAHAHAH

[iPCman13]

Sad thing you can't send smells via a telephone to telemarketers :D

[eddiequest4]

@iPCman13 YET - But, if you just send me your cc number, I'll tell you how you can do it.... But WAIT. That's not all - if you call within the next 3.2 minutes, I'll tell you... TWICE! How's that fer a smokin' deal? LOL

[EzioAuditore199]

i feel bad they just wanna make money

[thuumper65]

I just loved that one

[ReidN79]

ROFL!!!!!!!! Awesome!!!

[drenahmeti22]

just rickroll him

[nick081980]

PEOPLE WHO DO THIS ARE PEOPLE WHO SIT ON THEIR ARSE ALL DAY AND DO NOTHING. AT LEAST TELEMARKETERS ARE DOING SOMETHING TO MAKE MONEY.

[jimmy134496]

@nick081980 go get a life.

[CRAZYMONKEY4545]

@nick081980 Which they barely ever do

[r4b32t11]

@nick081980 I totally agree with Nick. Would all you miserable folk prefer it if these people were all social security. At least they respect themselves enough to try and earn a dollar the honest way. I did this job when times were tough, it was thankless and disappointing but HONEST and it paid the rent until things picked up.

[kdrama1998]

better idea

*put on speaker*

computer : *police sirens*

u r arrested 4 (fill in choice of crime) anyone u have associated with, even on the fone shall be arrested and put to trial

telemarketer thinks: sh!t

*hangs up*

[flonga1]

It sounds fake. Just saying

[skycullen04]

HAHA lol nice

[ratelslangen]

my dad onne got one

telemarketer:he was like want good internet for 5 bugs more?!?!? now with 10 euro discount!?!?

dad: yeh but can our system handle it?

marketer:not really, but if you take it and after the first month of cheaper internet you take the other one, withs is cheaper 8 bugs cheaper than the other, you have better internet!

dad: so for 3 bugs less, we have better internet than we have now?

telemarketer: eeeeeeh.. yeah...

telemarketer thinks: SHIT

dad: THANKS!

SUCKER!

[TheDonCristal]

That was lame, i had eyed up some of your other videos but i won't bother now.

[WhiteEmerald1991]

You know what would be really funny. If you call a telemarker and speak in spanish or a language he doesn't understand. He will go get a man or woman who speaks spanish. Then you say on the phone that you don't speak spanish in spanish: "yo no hablo espanol." That would be funny.

[Geotal45]

This is funny, but some people are dicks to telemarketers, I mean it's not their fault they're only doing their job they probably don't have any other options.

[JayFubar]

I usually start talking in another language, most of the time that does the job pretty good, or when they start to converse back in the said language I just go South Park style: derp ti derp durp durp?

[SnowLeopardStudioz]

Choose an option when a telemarketer calls. 1. Swear, say something stupid, intimidating or offensive or say put me on your do not call list 2. Make up something awkward. E.g You in children's voice Can I speak with your mother? She's dead. Can I speak to your father? He went to prison for killing her. Beep Beep Beep. 3. Hold the line and play Justin Bieber, rebecca black, screamers, porn, or any crazy or painful to the ears video on YouTube and the internet. Have fun and thumbs up!

[fnesetmmyd]

lmfao need more

[fn2music]

Im a telemarketer, and its maybe because im still young but i think its kinda fun, like i get telemarketing calls all the time, so i know what its like to be on the other side of the phone, but situations like this on the phone, and alot of the examples of people trying to mess with us, or what ever the case may be, it only bothers the first week on the floor, after that everything else amuses you, and peoples reactions make awesome lunch conversations during break lol.

[saljooghi1]

@fn2music hah, that's cool, never thought of it like that

[ginger20037]

So cruel! I LOVE IT! xD

[faething]

Just hand the phone to your youngest kid.

[ArtificialIdiocy00]

Lol. You know he's thinking, "Oh my god, somebody is actually gonna buy something! But wait... I can't hear his credit card number! Nooooooo!"

[Ron900123]

I just turn on rick roll and hold it by the phone xD

[fbloise]

Really annoyed!!!

[meddetect10]

Love it!

[luke5218]

or learn how to say "I dont speak (insert language here)" in all languages..