Why Twilight Sucks: Interview with a Vampire

[101Sackgirl]

Hes Transilvian and vampires are supposed to BURN in the sun light

[ZachThe2568]

WHY IS DRACULA ITALIAN?

[nsk39me]

sigh. throughout this interview, Damon Salvatore and Klaus (though he's a hybrid) were the only ones in my mind. Vampires are supposed to suck blood and be evil in at least one way - not sparkle. those are fairies.

[bromixsr]

Whether it's Lagosi, Lee, Oldman, or even Kinski, Dracula is the best. Right up there is Nosferatu with Lestat (books not film) right behind. David & his bunch from The Lost Boys wasn't bad as was Mitchell from Being Human BBC. Twilight however, is pure crap. "Sorry I wont kill cause I want to take her to the prom." Yeah, right.

[gajda1984]

interview with the vampire and "Dracula" with Bela Lugosi. Of course, "Nosferatu" the silent film. the rest of them were either fair or sucked. I wasn't impressed with the Dracula with winona ryder. 

[uterabia214]

ALUCARD FROM HELLSING!!!!!!

[96madridista]

Dracula!!! Especially Bela Lugosis Dracula

[NecroElitetrooper]

I like Moka from Rosario + Vampire :3

[tashokellyer]

i love the lost boys

[kristynakofr09]

for me the best vampire is Spike from Buffy the vampire slayer

[dwarflover63]

Interview with THE Vampire.

[WaffleGirl300]

thumbs up if you are a harry potter fan and are showing yer friends who like twilight the many reasons twilight sucks

[DevilMayCrySlayer13]

The Lost Boys fav vampire movie so much better than twilight I mean come on Kiefer Sutherland was a hot sexy mullet haired vampire XD

[IdiocyKills]

I died laughing. I am now a....

zombie.

[Michaelmop]

Edward is not a Vampire, he's a tampon! Wait.. what?

[miemin0112]

edward cullen is NOT a vampie! he's a sparkling glitter fairy!

[TheBlahBlahNews]

Guys....Dracula is the best vampire.

[XxTreetailxX]

LOST BOYS FTW! old but a hell of a lot better that twilight!

[XxKeeperofDeathxX]

Lost boys is an awesome movie!!! i may like twilight but there are things better than it.

[JaniceVampire]

My favorite vamp is Damon Salvatore from Vampire Diaries. He's hot as hell

[GamerGalDiamond]

That was just awesome!

[twilightgirlfan11]

i perfur damon more than dumb fucking twilight

[JaniceVampire]

@twilightgirlfan11 Perfer? Ok but whatevs, DAMON <3 <3

[jezzga93]

lmao its almost like some body wear black face hahahahahaha

[TechnoFreak21344]

@MyBloom2 How old are you? I can tell not old because you spelled both Twilight and Awesome And Barelypolitical and much to much caps. :P

[MyBloom2]

sorry guys that was my little brother 

[GothicQueenie]

@MyBloom2 *Twilight *Awesome. Oh shit, I spelt that wrong. I meant to write sucks

[rikufanboy]

@MyBloom2 why don't you hunt me down too? I actually put the DVDs and books into acid and then torched them and I didn't even pay for either! this is the fate Twilight deserves. the STUPIDEST vamp chick flicks ever! These are not Vampires! Where's the class, the monstrosity, the actual WEAKNESSES of a vampire?! these are undead jonas brothers. he didn't bite her not because he loved her, but because he's a PUSSY!

[MyBloom2]

@rikufanboy i hate twilight more than you, were did you get the acid?

[godesscall]

Mine is Eli from Let the right one in

[Palownica]

My favourite vampire is Alucard from Hellsing.

[faithandimagination]

Thumbs up if you think Mark should be Gir from Despicable me

[OmgFalicia]

The best vampires ever are Claudia, Louie and Lestat from Interview With The Vampire 

[purplefroggytoad]

@OmgFalicia I am in total agreement with you. Lol 

[Beautacia]

@OmgFalicia  It's Louis XD but yes!

[Paul8820]

@OmgFalicia But the actors were better too Tom Cruise Brad Pitt and a Young Kirsten Dunst. Twilight sucks. Lost Boys was cool. Bram Stocker's Dracula starring Anthony Hopkins, Comedy Spoof Dracula dead and loving it, with the late Leslie Nielsen Vampire in Brooklyn staring Eddie Murphy, any thing better then gay ass Twilight.

[crazymonkey123ize]

@OmgFalicia hahaha thts my name claudia

[XyphileousLF]

@OmgFalicia The book. Not brad.

[elizabetoorose]

Borat is a vampire?

[ZombiexRepublic]

lost boys ftw

[wordtooler]

In 10 years, these women may well be very embarrassed that they admitted to liking the Twilight books, and someone else has proof.

[TinaAlejo]

@EmilySutcliff

bwuahahah..... mine too!!!

[Graioluster1337]

lol i saw some anonymous masks XD

[gaaraloveless1]

@Jujichan006 ... that was a joke in the book dumbass i dont even like them and i know that

[XxVampireGirl4everxX]

I am a girl and I must say that the vampire Lestat is waaaaayyyy hotter than Edward Cullen.

[paodixwishesmanatuo]

@XxVampireGirl4everxX Fuck yeeeeeeah!!!

[xmaxim99x]

He sounds like Borat.

[beautifulchandni]

@swiftflowingfreedom yeah Lester and Damon i love both vampires! it is seriously so hard to choose...

[164yuvi]

He sounds a bit like the zohan lol

[Hyvariw1]

@Citatmaskinen yep, he is

[newworldfool]

Can somebody tell where that sparkly vampire mumbo jumbo idea came from?

[beautifulchandni]

@newworldfool ROFL i think that the writer got shortage of ideas. i always thinks what make the writer think that vampires can sparkle...

[newworldfool]

@beautifulchandni And they add a bad mix in the vampire creation like being a vegetarian, disco ball skin, cowardice, etc. I hope they keep there distant away from the headless horsemen, witch or any halloween monster if there making another twilight movie.

[MyBloom2]

@newworldfool i think it was

[Athecubus]

FUCK SPARKLING VAMPIRES! Don't try to recreate the meaning of "Vampire". They are just blood sucker who survive in the night time, stalking their prey and capturing them.

[Hyvariw1]

in my opinion best vampire is Alucard from hellsing

[aigamergrrl]

I love you... no... like seriously... I really love you... Marry me?

[faithvamp]

how sad,those teens dont know who Lost Boys are. ;( the world is doomed

[Abhraxxas]

My favorite vampire of all times has to be Nosferatu!

[beautifulchandni]

@Abhraxxas yukk lmaoo the only thing i hated that vampire becoz he lives with lost of RATS!!!

[KairiHawkeye]

I can never understand the love for Twilight series. No.

[caramaccat]

ill shoot that girl i the face if i ever c her

[FULANODETAL]

so whacht true blood...

[NATIONALCOMMUNISM666]

Lost boys owns Fucking Twi Light!

[BlackRoseMLove]

i did love twilight, but now i am working on a book were the vapires are killed, twilight ones, and normal ones....... killed in a very bloody way....... hehehehehehehe....... :)

[tazzerz1763]

my favourite vampire is probably anne rice's armand he doesn't fricken sparkle

[XxPunkerkittyXx]

i think i have the same fangs as you ;D you must put the... glue? i think its a kind of glue, you must put the glue on the next 2 or 3 teeth near the fang, they always fell out of my mouth like on this vid

nice one... make more vampire vids ;D

twilight ruined vampires :(

DRESS LIKE LESTAT!!! PLEASE!!! XD

DRESS LIKE LESTAT

DRESS LIKE LESTAT

DRESS LIKE LESTAT

DRESS LIKE LESTAT

I WOULD LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT :DDD

[pnut3844]

there is no comparison between that sparkling faggot fairy cullen and the man lestat

[msdeathnotefan4life]

OMG Lost Boys! ._. Kiefer/ David all the way. But I am more of a Edgar Frog fan.

[irinadochia12]

ok..jonasbrothers in the tags..i wasn't expecting that xD

[666Belladona07]

I am sooooo happy that the Lost Boys were mentioned. I own all three!!!

[Kailuh727]

"Vampires, afterall, didn't sparkle."

-The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Twelfth Grade Kills p. 101

Quite possible the most dangerous and bravest line written in a vampire book. Good thing Twitards don't read any vampire books outside of Twilight

[dravinos]

@Kailuh727 haha i laugh so much when i read that part of the book

[ericka5792]

hay i love teilight so and my fav werewolf is jacob my tru love is edward culon he is the hotiy

[msdeathnotefan4life]

@ericka5792 I'm sorry but your spelling is absolute crap. Revised comment: Hey, I love Twilight and my favorite werewolf is Jacob but my true love is Edward Cullen. He is the hottie. Which actually he isn't.

[ericka5792]

@ericka5792 and my spelling i crapy im only 11 ok

[ilovelij]

haha!! his accent+voice are so cool!!

[Matilducka]

"let's the rest of this without the teeth" :D

[lillawicca]

I hate twilight!!!!! Why??? Because it is stupid and srsly people now a days KNOW NOTHING ABOUT VAMPIRES!!! Since when did vampire sparkle, climbing up the tree and yeah looks like bunch of fairies. NEVER!!! Only TWILIGHT fangirls thinks so...

[piloneman]

@lillawicca I agree, they have no conception whatsoever, seemingly.

[loulove321]

LMFAO his teeth falling out at the end!

[tranquiladealma]

My favorite vempire is the Count..."I love to count, ah ha ha ha" *sigh*

[Alumit14]

Stephanie Meyer ruined my life. I can't even walk into one of my teacher's classrooms without being stared down by a life size Edward Standee. Shame.

[MissLuvMovies]

What happened to the lost boys? It's my favorite movie ever and my friends call it BORING!

[piloneman]

@MissLuvMovies They are INSANE. Sounds like they have no conception of what good vampire movies.

[helenaEFFERVESCENC3]

1:05 Italian vampire, maybe? I vant ta bite you so bahd but i cahn't, I cahn't!

[Wolfgal97]

Dude, best vampire ever : Larten Crepsley! Cirque Du Freak is the best vampire series ever! No romance, lots of death and action. Hopefuly, I have introduced you to good books you twipires! Im a Shanpire girl.

[kanoonny]

@Wolfgal97 ; VERY TRUE !! ;D

[CookieMonsterMourner]

And now a word from a vampire much better than Edward:

"Let's count the brainless twilight fans...

1

2

3

*lightning flash* AH AH AH!

4

5! 5 brainless twilight fans!"

This has been a word from Count von Count, brought to you by the number 5 and the letters S, T, U, P, I, and D.

[FallenAngelBKR251]

Twilight is the Harlequin Romance of the Vampire realm. It's a fuckin joke, but somehow has the charisma of HITLER! It's turning a whole nation into Twitards. HOW THE HELL IS THIS HAPPENING!? Well, (shamelessly promoting here) I am currently writing a novel that I believe will take Twitlight out of the spotlight. I am going back to the origins of the vampire lore, John Palidori, Bram Stoker and the like. Keep an eye out for In the Black of Night. Coming to a bookstore near you!!

[AmandaPizza]

I LOVE THAT STORE!!! GO NEW YORK!

[susankreber]

Akasha is the best (Edward should have met her xDD )

[ilan1903]

True blood dont suck!!! Twilght suck it is but true blood it Twilght adult virsion and better vrsion . but i lovd the vidoe :)

[demonholocaust101]

"i will turn you into an undead demon of hell" "thats not true! edward cullen didnt do that" so edward peter puffin' cullen is the ruler of all vampires?! blade, LeStat and Dracula ALL answer to edward buttfuck cullen!?!? this is what happens when you let little bitches in on dark and evil shit, they will pussify the whole thing and make it "cute" and "Adorable" the only use this chick could possibly have now would be in my kitchen!

[TU2TAMU]

The films and books need to be dumped with acid and lit on fire!! VAMPIRES DON'T FUCKIN' SPARKLE!!! DAMN IT!! EDWARD'S NOT A VAMPIRE, HE'S AN ANORXIC CRACK-ADDICT FAIRY!!!

[destinationtruthadic]

@TU2TAMU yes finally someone agrees with me

[angelamaziing]

"That's not true. Edward didn't do that to Bella.."

What the hell?

[sinistersister13]

I loveeeeeee david from lost boys

[Silvia1826]

Favorite vampires... where to begin? Probably in the order I first liked them.

1. Bram Stoker's Dracula because I would LOVE to pet a wolf on a first date and go out with someone dressed like a gentleman.

2. Anne Rice's Louis, Lestat, and Marius because all three are highly entertaining whether it's being a selfish maniac, a killer of poodles and rats, or a vampire who loves humans.

3. Hellsing's Alucard. I've never known anyone who loved fighting baddies and comparing powers more than him.

[art4thecure1]

@Silvia1826 in stoker's book there was no love relationship going on. what your describing only happened in the movie. not the book.

[DraconicMorphine]

@Silvia1826 great choices! :D

[jordanasworld]

Lestat Beats Edward Cullen every time

VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!!!!!

[gtw1983]

The difference between Lestat and Edward Cullen.

Edwards a pussy Vampire that will ask Bella's dad permission to marry her.

Lestat will just break his neck and take his time torturing and slowly draining the life out of Bella.And he'll do all this while laughing humorously at her pain.

How about the others you ask?Well Louis is outside dismembering Edward while Alucard is going through the Twilight verse massacring every other Fagpire in sight.

[gtw1983]

I'm sure Lestat...Louis..Alucard and all the other past vampires would love Edward Cullen too.

Love to tear his limbs off one by one that is

[tina89bgd]

this guy is sexy O.o 

[XxPlientjuhxX]

my favourite vampire is Dracula of course.

But count von count is also really cool XD

[HarryMonsta18]

i love how much you sound like borat when you do the voice sometimes lol

[SuperHabboPerson]

Lestat Is The Number One Vampire Thank Anna Rice I Love Your Books

[lildeadred19]

Lestat forever in my heart!twighlight sucks ass.we don't sparkel in sunlight!if we do kill us please,we shall stand still for you here in new orleans.

[msSnilloc]

My favourite vampire is Dracula! I think he was the first vampire, and the book was written by an Irish guy, which is awesome

[art4thecure1]

@msSnilloc

actually Carmilla by Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu pre-dated Dracula by 25 years (Carmilla was published in 1872) and Stoker said Carmilla inspired his book Dracula

[msSnilloc]

@art4thecure1

Interesting! thanks!!! XD

[art4thecure1]

@msSnilloc joseph thomas sheridan le fanu was irish ;) carmilla wasn't the first vampire to appear in literature though but it did come way before stoker. love stoker don't get me wrong just hate it when ppl say he was the first w/o looking into it. if you want to read before carmillla there's : samuel taylor coleridge's christabel (1797), polidori's the vampyre (came out in 1819), and feast of blood varney the vampire (came out in 1845)

[OblivArgonian]

@msSnilloc irish guys are mosley hot lol haha (IT'S TRUE!!!)

[msSnilloc]

@OblivArgonian

hehehe!

[KneeNAR]

@msSnilloc His name is Bram Stoker. Eurgh, How hard is it to GOOGLE...

[msSnilloc]

@KneeNAR

I know his name is Bram Stoker, I have read Dracula.

[YamsRyu]

@msSnilloc

Actually the first Vampire story afaik is Varney the Vampire/Feast of Blood.

The more you know *rainbow hand*

[huskyclaw]

^,..,^ <<<<< u know what face that is right?

[seastorm23]

Id rather watch Vampire Diaries than Twilight..

[rochowmaster]

@seastorm23 Lesbian vampire killers :P

[gwar10]

loled at the end.

[canodog69]

So Who Thinks Lestat could kick edward cullens ass!

[ManiAquaK]

This video is great! Twilight sucks and if you want to see a vampire watch the interview with the vampire Lestat and Louis Rocks!

[Garchomp29]

i like it and also vampires.

[Garchomp29]

ha  ha ha.

[fowad27]

sounds like borat.

[Garchomp29]

@fowad27 I KNOW  right.

[ShadowinEX]

Dracula. There was a vamp who knew his shiz.

[thedemonkage]

spoiler edward bite bella hoe

[MochaholicPuppy]

FAIL

[Mr3HUGS]

Fav Vamps Selene and Viktor from underworld, Lestat, Dracula, Blade, Nosferatu..... basicly i love any kind of vampire as long and can understand the evelution of the myth i cannot understand how exsactly twilight holds true to this myth and frankly find it offensive if twilight is the only exposure to the idea of vampires that someone may have. i know not all may agree but you can understand my reasoning i dont want the myth to evolve in this way and i hope that it will revert back a little.

[Lieslize]

Favorite vampires?!... well .... obviously: Lestat (Tom Cruise and Stuart Townsend) , Louis (Brad Pitt) , Armand (Antonio Banderas) (IWTV) / Dracula (Christopher Lee, Bella Lugosi, Gary Oldman) / Damon (Ian Somerhalder) , Stefan (Paul Wesley) (Vampire Diaries) / Lost Boys .... PS: even though I like Twilight I adore these ones!!!

[RockLover1203]

ahh the great interveiw with a vampire nd lost boy vampires but even though i think ther great i really do lik the twilight vamp movies not the books nd not the first movie the third but if u told mii 2 chose a vamp team team claudia she does die but she also tries 2 kill lestat shes pretty badass yeah its contradicting but thts mii :)

[Zsazsa96]

@RockLover1203 You touched my heart there. I also love Claudia and hate the fact that Louis was going to leave her for Armand ;'( ... Claudia got to love Louis like a woman. Twilight story but w/ a reincarnated Claudia and Louis finds her XD. Those two ♥♥♥!

[renakawaiichan]

Alucard form Hellsing is a much better vampire then the Twilight pixies.He is also the most badass vampire in resent memorie

[BritishStrangers]

''The Lost Boys'' and ''Interview with a Vampire'' - proper vampire movies.

[annabeth626]

my favorite vampyre is ME! mwahahahahahahaha I suck your blood

[Mallory12Mcintyre]

Mark looks awesome as a vamp...don't you think? ;D

[formalkillzone]

I love lost boys

[Ghostgal7]

Urg, just hearing the name Twilight makes me sick. 

[kevinandjake1]

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[NatalyaNeidhart]

Dracula is the best vampire, he owns.

[chesleycareystar]

TEAM Louis de Pointe du Lac

[nckatlver]

@chesleycareystar louis is a whiny baby!! Team Lestat!!!!

[Zsazsa96]

@nckatlver He is so not ... Team Louis. Haha! Let's be like the Twilight fans, like Team Jacob vs Team Edward, LOL.

[nckatlver]

@Zsazsa96 a group of friends and i went to the new moon opening in our team lestat or team louis shirts and bood the twilighters as they bought there tickets but we ended up argueing over lestat and louis in the theatre (not new moon of cource im not wasting my money on that) and got kicked out but as we were leaving the manager said "besides everyone knows lestat is better" one of the best nights ever XD

[Zsazsa96]

@nckatlver Where do I get my Louis shirt? I think I have to roll my tongue back in. Haha! Yea I wouldn't spend a penny watching that junk (secret: I watched the pirated version at a friend's.). I still like Louis best though♥♥♥♥ lol. Hugs.

[nckatlver]

@Zsazsa96 i friend of my screen prints shirts so there custom i guess and louis is only good because hes mopey and usless other then eye candy for lestat :)

[Fab4Sunrises]

My fav vampire? I still gotta go with Gary Oldman's Dracula.

[clover220]

Twilight is so retarded! Dracula all the way! WTF?? The lost boys are like one of the most popular vampires, I can't believe these girls don't know them.

[gaozhi2007]

his voice is borat meets dracula.

[teenwitch09094]

@cookiemonster71983 I never read It I saw the movie and before I saw it I knew it was knew it was a romance about Vampires which Im okay with I was just expecting the vampires to be more cool then that and what I said before about them being dark and evil thats just what I like in them but it's fine if they're not but I expect them to badass which I didnt see in Twilight

[teenwitch09094]

@cookiemonster71983 I know That Im not stupid when I say real Vampires I mean the way vampire should be and Twilight just so boring and Edward is such a wimp I dont care if you think every Vampire story should different I like my vampires to be dark,evil,and gory

[LondonVampire14]

i read some of anne rice's books and i thought that vitorrio was a little on the pussy side but after i read twilight, he looked so much more mocho than i first tought! All the books have done is made something mainestream that has been around for centuries. i, myself, find it funny and irotating at times.

[TsuirakoTenshi]

Edward Cullen is twit!

[BradizzleJones]

what? Edward is a vampire, I thought he was a reject from the A-List.

...thats a gay joke folks laugh.

[TheLOLdomination]

sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thefakeclare]

Vampires aren't supposed to sound like borat.

Lol anways.

[TheLegendOfPwnage]

Vampire:I vill suck ur blood and rape you

Girl:ahhh-wait what

[lindsaykawaiichibi21]

omg his teeth fell out before the end its like lets do the rest of this without the teeth okay

[AmandaPizza]

True Blood is much more believable. Twilight is so lame and unrealistic. [really? sparkling pussy vampires and sexy sleek werewolves, ha!]

[minavoultori]

1:03 really believes in edward

[gottalovedamon]

I <3 vampire Mark. he can bite me any time ;)

[MarissaRocks216]

The Lost Boys are hawt but i love plain old Dracula... (Bella Lugosi)'s Dracula!

[MrTubeandWatch]

Twitards aren't stupid, they are just brainwashed. O-o

[Eugenidesful]

Those girls have never seen the Lost Boys?! What is happening to our society?!

[IreneCaroline]

Bram Stoker's Dracula for ever!!

[adamski148]

@IreneCaroline Fuck yeah.

[Zolijoker9]

the comment below mine sucks...

[thebaltorocks12134]

lol I Love Jacob I hate the Vampires XD

[gottalovedamon]

@thebaltorocks12134 jacob is worse then sparkly vampires >:(

[Selena15Steve2007]

Muse!