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  • would have done the same piss taking little fuck would have put my boot up his arse 2

  • Fuck that cocaine dealing Columbian shit. I'm with the guard on this one.

  • fire 1 shot then pretend to act dead xD

  • Well done that man.

  • hahah imagine if he unslung rifle and pointed at head right up close and started yelling to kid something about lonely maggots and cum buckets hahaha

  • is it really so hard respecting people who are working?

  • people forget these guys are real soldiers, still doing tours in Afghanistan

  • Este colombiano es un taradado....BIen por el guardia

  • Prick: MuhahhhhhhahHhaaHa. (Gibberish) Guard: ROUND 1 FIGHT!!

  • bloody deserved it the prick

  • @Gzalzi

    They are queens guards and they have a history to protect. Unlike america and your history...

  • Fake

  • A guard should have better self control an composure. On and off a battlefield.

  • Its your own fault for taking the piss, if you just left him alone there wouldnt be a problem.

  • one word "tool"

  • I use to be a real queens guard. we are aloud to smile but its preferred not. plus if people get to annoying we are aloud to remove them from the grounds. for intruding while we do our job so please stop doing stuff we dont mind if you take pictures and stuff but when you just do stupid things it really pisses us off..

  • you bastards...why did you end it when it got to the best bit

  • i woldnt make fun of a man with a m16

    very bad idea!!!

  • @lesscanno Are you retarded kid?

  • @lesscanno M16 LMFAO it is an SA80 5.56 Rifle hahah

  • @Danny86176 L85A2 actually. SA80 stands for Small Arms 80's Project.

  • I am with the 1st bat Welsh Guards, and let me tell you now, Its bad enough we have to go out and sort some countries problem and try and bring some sort of order back to them

    without some little shit like you coming over here and taking the piss out of a person who is only doing what he has been ordered to do,

    What i wonder would happen if a brit came to visit your country and took the piss out of one of your soldier's.mmmmm. Grow up and stop being a TWAT all ya life.

    The End.

  • @welshboyo63 Our soldiers don't walk around in 17th century uniforms making over-the-top movements.

  • @Gzalzi its called respect for heritage. something many countries like america do NOT have

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  • @Gzalzi No, your soliders just hide from World wars until the main fighting is done, then come in at the end to steal the glory. Then you spend the next 67 years telling each other how you "saved ass" and "they'd be speaking German now if it wasn't for us".

    (Tell that bullshit to the men that died waiting for you chickenshits to stop sayinig "it's not our war". Allies my arse)

  • you have to give it to the kid, he got it pretty spot on :P

  • What tourists dont get is if the Gurad feels that he is thretend he can use his Rifle some people think it is not loaded trust me he is a "Queens Guard" if he has to he will raise his rifle after 3 warnings and if you dont get back he has the right to shoot you because you could be a terrorist...He shoots to kill not wound

    They can talk. If you hear one say, "stand back." you better listen. Have some respect.

  • columbian tourist?? THESE MONKY HAVE NO MONEY FOR FLY TICKET TO LONDON...THEY MOE LIKE WORKING THERE ILLEGALLY ...THE DUDE SNEAKING DRUGS AND HIS GIRLFRIEND AS A PROSTITUTE THATS WHAT THEY DO...SCUM BAG COLOMBIANOS DE MIERDA!!!!

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  • I wonder if he would like to march off to war with the Guardsman?

  • Why cant we see the vital part to the video???

  • he should hav rapped the rifle round the little CUNTS HEAD!!

  • Just think of how many people try to take the piss out of a Royal guard everyday? Just be greatful hes was trained enough so he doesnt shoot on site.

  • you deseved it mate, why take the piss of him marching, your a dickhead

  • I hate it when people make fun of military drill and get all pissed off when you get mad because they don't get the fact that when you make fun of that your disrespecting the military and all the vets, men and women who serve, and the deceased and when your a soldier you take stuff like that seriously.

  • These are SOLDIERS not fucking rent a cops should have bayoneted the little shit.

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  • If he'd "attacked" Mr. Ibarra wouldn't be breathing right now. Suck it up pussy.

  • Ibarra, it serves you right. You obviously can't function in normal society, in the developed world.

  • I'm sorry, if he's not a symbolic tourist attraction and is in fact a real guard, then why dress him in such ridiculous clothes? And what exactly is he 'guarding?' And why does it require a silly walk and a little hut? He's a tourist attraction.

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  • @TerraFirma69 Obviously not the most informed character about British culture and tradition then are you...

  • @fluffymole0913 I know that's the traditional clothing of a royal guard and the traditional walk. My point is no security guards or any of the military actually dress like that unless they're standing outside Buckingham palace. Which makes it a tourist attraction. If he was just a guard then he'd wear normal clothes and watch the CCTV feed. He's there for the tourists.

  • @TerraFirma69 We have Royal guards dressed the exact same way posted outside our Government here in Canada.

  • that video sucked shit

    

  • you should have sent him back to his mud huts

  • Colombia will never grow up to become an industrialized power... enjoy your first rate education when you're deported back to your third world home.

  • you fucking toss pot grow up you fucking girl.

  • The guard should have been given a medal and deport the retard back to south America

  • Mate, if he was to 'attack' you he would have run you through with his bayonet. + Your the son of a drug dealer.

  • hope he kicked his fuckin arse the little shitskin.

  • @ROTTWIELLER Yes, being a racist dipshit is most definitely the appropriate response when ONE fair-skinned person is being a douche.

  • he's a guardsmen doing his job, i like this alot....stupid tourist shouldnt of been such a cocky fuck :)

  • what a dick.

  • Nick Inbarra - studying at Oxford University?!? He must be the thickest student there! How did they let in such a stupid person?

  • Heh ha ha ha! If this Ibarra came to England to study, he was just given a lesson in who not to take the piss out of, and that would be Scots. Not just any Scot, a member of the 1st Battalion of the Scots Guards of the Guards Division, Scotsman. A British army veteran, accustomed to conflict zones, has been shot at and killed people, tougher than a coffin fucking nail Scotsman.

    Seriously. Do people forget that these guys are REAL soldiers? lol Only toddlers and sexy tourists may approach.

  • Are those rifles loaded. If so, I'm surprised no guard has ever shot one of these tourists.

  • THEY AREN'T SYMBOLIC!

  • This guarding nonsense should be ended, instead of putting a guy just back from afghanistan in the freezing cold for hours on end unable to move, put instead a cctv camera on there and its done. Plus they don't get bothered by wankers.

  • i used to be a Queen's guard, than i kicked a tourist in the knee.

  • @TheAmyjblue I see what you did there...

  • I have nothing against guards. I just don't like how they are used to patrol parks for symbolic reasons. It would also make sense to update the uniforms to match the rifles they hold otherwise why not revert back to ww2 Lee-Enfields for the sake of tradition.

  • I would've hit him too.

  • Why waste public funds positioning guards at such places. And modern bullpup rifles really do not match well with such uniform. Many things that don't make sense still exist because of obsolete traditions.

  • @agata70 its all ways for tourists, they come to places take pictures and probably buy a souveneir from a gift shop so we'll be getting a profit, and u cannot say anything about britains traditions, im proud to have them, every country has, if u dont like it go to usa

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  • @Horne2711 Why not dress them in Second World War attire, if it's about respect.

  • @agata70 Because this type of tradition is what brings the tourists to London. Tourists bring money.

  • can someone explain why the gaurds do that leg stomp on every turn?

  • @wowaytogo thats just the drill movements...just how it is

  • a stuck up brat mocking a guard to get giggles from his girl....what a stud

  • lol i like it how the vid suddenly ends at the time the guard approaches him :D

  • He well dam deserved it!

  • man the dudes girlfriend probably left him the night before and youve got some little shit taking the piss as you do your job. should have booted him

  • @GodListensToSlayerr For those of you whom dont speak British English, the term "taking the piss" means fucking around. Thank you for your time, Enjoy the video

  • @Shadowcontheoriginal LOL, I also learned (recently) that "pissed" in the UK means drunk, while in Canada it means angry. That and the word "fanny" means butt (bum) in Canada, but not the UK!! :)

  • @jsf926 Fanny in the UK means Va j j. But a Fanny-pack in America is a pouch for carrying things. And the word Pum pum also means Va j j.

  • In addition, I do not hate the UK, I would die for it. I hate our satanic freemason goverment and the royal family. There are lots of officious moronic sadists who assist them but the problem is from the top. They are in a tiny minority of the british population. They are the worst scum humanity has to offer. If they are not overthrown you will live under martial law. You will also have an RFID chip which has cyanide in it giving them the power to kill you whenever they want to. WAKE UP!

  • @angusbarron Message me , we have the same prblm in Amerika, we are on our way too martial as well. and that dammned micro chip.

  • It makes me laugh when people call me a retard. I took the Mensa entrance test with a party going on and scored in the top 2%. I barely had to concentrate to outwit MI6. I am literally the exact opposite to a retard. Most people are retards compared to me but I will fight for their rights even if they do not have the wits to understand they have to do it themselves if they are ever to have their freedoms back.

  • that was fun, i am surprised he lost his cool, but considering many r young recruits, 18-20 year olds, don't be surprised if discipline sometimes gets better of them. W/E the case guard aren't allowed to interact with the tourist other than say move if you are blocking their path.

  • Wow...that little prick wouldn't even be able to TRY that at The Tomb of the Unknowns in Arlington, Virginia.

  • However many times it's depicted as totally hilarious in the movies, don't fuck around with the Queen's Guard.

  • he should be punish.fck what the hell he doing like that don't hv any respect.

  • The UK is a horrible place to live. There are cameras on every lampost spying on you and you have hardly any rights at all. TheClabumbum is a brummie and Birmingham is the arse of England. England has a shameful history full of invading other countries. The Royal family are satanic and so is our freemason filled government.

  • @angusbarron I'm proud of the British Empire.

  • @angusbarron tell me more =D!! i am serious.

  • @RockBauer1 "Weapons of Mass Destruction" and "45 minute delays" were lies. The london bombings were orchestrated by our own military intelligence using patsies. 9/11 was controlled demolition but to truly learn about 9/11 you need to see Loose Change 9/11 An American Coup. Its on Youtube.

  • @angusbarron

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, wow.

    1) Horrible place to live? Pffft, sure. Go live in China, or parts of Africa and South America. You'll be fucking begging to come back.

    2) Shameful history of invasions? ROFL one word: Realpolitik. Every nation is out for itself. That's the ugly truth.

    3) Satanic royal family? I don't really care for the royals, but that's retarded.

    4) Here's the big Q: if you hate the UK so much, why don't you fucking leave, prick?

  • @IAmTheStig320

    1) There are other bad places to live but the UK is getting like the former East Germany.

    2) Every nation has a right to its independence, the New World Order will be a horrible situation for everyone.

    3) It is a fact that the Royal Family are Pagans and worship the devil. Research the Illuminati.

    4) I can't leave because I am in great danger because I stood upto the British Empire on my own.

  • You're all so desperate to get into this country well here's a suggestion then LEARN ABOUT BRITISH CULTURE AND LEARN TO RESPECT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! No other country in the world has a history like ours, a history that is still carried out everyday, this has made my blood boil, what a little cretin!!!

  • Maybe that will teach the little scumbag some respect. Whilst he snuggled up in his cosy warm bed at night, that guard could've been risking his life in Afgan before he become a guard.

  • Maybe that will teach the little scumbag to respect him. That guard could've been in fucking Afgan risking his life, while that little shit sat on his arse at home where the biggest thing he need worry about is whether he missed the latest Jeremy Kyle episode.

  • *sigh* you had to end the video at the good part

  • LOL at the end of the day these guys are generally in their teens to late 20s and everyone has a snapping point.

  • middle eastern looking shit turd

  • hihi you will see waiting you to teach me

  • Oh, wow. One pixel video featuring a guard grabbing a guy by his shirt at the tail end of the video, and everyone acts like this is the greatest thing ever...smh

  • It's cute when a 2 year old does it but this... it's just insulting and stupid.

  • lol  stupid mexican

  • Typical spic....

  • Lesson learned; dont fuck with the british

  • He is a GUARD, what don't people understand about that?

  • @MasterTenku guarding what? posh theives who live it up whilst their subjects starve? he didnt attack the queen so the fucker shouldn't have approached him, they;re suppose to ignore jokers and multitask on alert for a real threat. what if he was busy scaring tourists whilst a real attcker got through? he deserves demoting and i would if he was in my regiment before i became a CO

  • @boxermaf Fuck off. The Queen makes more money through tourism than she costs to house and guard. She is running a profit for our country, as well as being a figurehead and taking on duties and like foreign visits and shit.

    He is a guard. If someone is taking the piss he moves them away, if a bigger threat came along I'm sure he could prioritise like everybody else does in their daily lives - he barely diverted his course anyway.

  • @boxermaf Some of those points are just, posh theives? starving subjects? its not as balck and white as that, you cannot look out for threats if every couple of minutes, a family or a crowd walk up to you, try and get their pictures taken, or obstruct your patrol.

    i agree the way this guard behaved was irrational and disgraceful, but people need to realise these a trained soldiers and not walking attractions

  • The guard should by English military law have been allowed to bayonet the scum.

  • @barneyboscoe yeah....just like its still legal for a Yorkshireman to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow when inside the walls of York.

  • @Mr9ofdiamonds haha my dad told me of that old law, strange aint it

  • @DJSyKoh In Scotland its still illegal to "be drunk incharge of a cow" haha

  • He just deserved a kick in the arse

    

  • Obviously not fit for the job if he got mad at someone making fun of his march.

  • @CreepingChaos Do you think the guard was there for the tourists,to make fun of !!Do you think thats all the guard does apart from putting his life on the line in shithole countries so that we can live in peace ,the reason the guard is on duty is to keep stupid arseholes like him from ever getting near the royal household,a generation ago ,he would have been rifle butted ,and in public,and rightly so.

  • @barneyboscoe

    The tourist is an asshole who watched too much TV but what the guard did was highly unprofessional. Even his superiors said so.

    He threw the first punch just because someone was making fun of his march, real soldiers are tougher than that.

  • An enemy for life.

  • Just because a guard is doing a job that requires him to ignore the mocking that takes place on a daily basis, does not mean they don't have the ability to do these things, there are set guidelines that state a guard can leave their post, of course this isn't one, but recently guards, have been in cordoned off areas to stop this occurring, If you want to mock a member of the 1st Battalion of the Scots Guards of the Guards Division, be prepared to face the consequences.

  • It's funny how its a foreigner that mocks the UK. I wonder what his so called 'country' has ever done for the world other than harvest terrortists. What a complete arse hole, I would have impaled him on the bayonette as well as the laughing monkey behind the camera- like to see them mock him then.

  • @MrXray2011 Woah, I can see how his actions were incredibly disrespectful and he deserved to be shoved, but it's incredibly disrespectful for YOU to imply that any other countries are "harvest[ing] terrorists." Just because you're on the internet and you don't have to face consequences for what you say doesn't mean you should say ignorant, demeaning things.

  • @ameliamlu12 He deserved everything that he got as well as more. And most muslim states harvest terroritst infact most states harvest terrorists. And I am willing to bet ( a fair amount of money) that whatever country he is from has done absoloutly nothing for the good of the people world wide.

  • @MrXray2011 Gabo won the Nobel Prize for Literature, Manuel Elkin Patarroyo created the first ever synthetic malaria vaccine, Raul Cuero has invented many anti-microbial and anti-fungal compounds, Rodolfo Llinas has made many important discoveries in neuroscience, the family that owns the Santo Domingo Group has used its wealth to benefit social development, Shakira is a famous performer and a UNICEF Ambassador. Columbia is NOT a Muslim state; it's actually over 95% Christian. Stop the ignorance

  • @ameliamlu12 When have I claimed that Columbia is a Muslim state? And I am not denying that the 3rd world hasn't ever done anything. We have to give them something to be proud of.

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  • It's all a joke, the royal family, guards, the whole bunch of them.

    No wonder people make a mockery of it. And rightfully so.

  • ha sweet sesy doll who is not just all about the looks

  • guy got what he deserved, he was taking the piss when he shouldn't have been.

  • These guards are doing thier duties and they take them very seriously. I've been to London a few times, when I'm there it is like being invited to someone's home. I behave respectfully to people and almost everyone responds in kind. I don't stand there and gawk at the guards, and stay at least 10 feet away, This little snot showed disrespect for this man, and got off pretty easily. If I were the guard this kid would've had a good swift kick in the ass.

  • Fair play to the guard, considering they are taught to kill I think the prick got off lightly.

  • You don't see Americans treating the guards at the tomb of the unknown soldier like that in their county.

  • Well, that's what happens when you behave like a prick towards an ARMED SENTRY.

  • what a twat the guard should have kicked his head in and tought the greasy little shit some manners

  • What a moron. Do people not realize that blatantly mocking the guard with a shooty, pointy weapon is not a good idea, or what? He deserved it.

  • If i was PM, as soon as i heard that story i would've deported the immigrant. Vote for me!

  • FINISH HIM

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  • Filthy latino spics.

  • HE DESERVED THAT!

  • boot!

  • I can't understand how people always seem to forget that they are actually elite soldiers.

  • @steampunkstan elite my ass. they kill murder plunder and terrorise poor people in afghanistan and iraq for their oil, then come back here to protect the masonic figurehead and terrorise tourists whilst looking like a clown. all in a days work of a terrorist CRUSADER squaddie

  • @woitek1967 - And TWISTED IT!

  • do not go to anywhere and mock their cultural heritage, least of all 1) japan and 2) england. you will be put in your place little man.

  • @ursie1986

    And 3) Russia. They'll beat the shit out of you and won't get a single demerit against them if you fuck with their guards.

  • @KittyRokher haha!

  • serves the little fucker right!

  • hihi i am a lonely girl from the uk

  • @KamiJoanqr34 Relates to this video how?

  • @KamiJoanqr34 How pathetic of you.

  • I say this soldier honored his queen with this action, and hereby declare,

    that the palace guard in this video be known as:

    The Cunt Touchess of Saint James

  • tbh if ur gunna do stupid things like that then he got what he deserved .....it aint an easy job being in the army and it aint made any easyer by people being incredibly disrespectful

  • and the funny little fella now serves with the French Foreign Legion somewhere in the Sahara.

  • Well done soldier!

    That little scum deserved it.

  • Actually Columbia is in South American - so Colombians are continental Americans, although not Americans in the usual sense of coming from the USA. The bloke in the photo shouldn't have been mocking the guard, and the guard should not have lost his cool and kicked him. IF the guard thought the bloke was trying to take his weapon then he should have detained him as well. But he didn't so he can't use that excuse, can he?

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  • they should change the ruling to 'a guard can leave his post only when members of the royal family are threatened AND when members of the public are acting like complete cunts in front of them'

  • What a stupid little fuck. Have some respect for someone else's country and soldiers u little fucking beaner. Colombia's military has never been in a war except against drug cartels. lol...and I am an American.

  • @shawndw1000 He's "American" too. Just because most U.S. citizens suck at geography doesn't mean we should continue claiming the entire continent as our moniker. And our drug war is certainly not the only war the people of Colombia have ever faced. Not sure what that has to do with a tourist playfully mimicking a relic and a tax-drain in action, prompting an inappropriate response, even as admitted by his comrades. No surprise you're a U.C. citizen, bigoted twat.

  • @VintageburstStandard Actually dickhead..he's NOT American. He's a fucking Colombian. That's 2 different countries if u didn't know asshole. Obviously ur a liberal fuck who is one dumb motherfucker. And what the FUCK is UC? I don't know what that is asshole.

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  • SERVES THAT BEANER RIGHT

    I WOULD OF STUCK THAT BAYONET IN HIS LIVER

  • @tninbredretard and then up his arsehole

  • thankyou for putting his name and location up on here

  • Wait in the description it says they are not supposed to leave his post except in cases involving a threat to a member of the royal family. What if a grandma walking by herself fell over and had a stroke?

  • According to that description, Colombians must be the pussiest people on the planet, or at least their college-aged tourists are.

    We think this is a weird thing for England but interfering with an on-duty american soldier here or anywhere else can get you much worse than a gentle nudge.

    Just because the outfit is cultural and "antiquated" doesn't make them less soldiers. Usually they are ex-military with high enough recommendations and accolades for the job.

    Be an asshole, get the buttstock.

  • @MachShot1337, All the soldiers guarding the Queen are current soldiers, who will have and will be going back to serve operations in Afghan, etc.

  • these shitheads, those simple minded idiotic tourist cant realize that the guy is a SOLDIER from an ARMY, he is trained to obey orders and to fight. They found trouble...fuck them.

  • well deserved, he shouldn't make fun of anybody. If he does that to me<I would beat him up, POS

  • Let's mess with the guy packing heat! This couldn't possibly go wrong!

  • Why do people find it funny to mock someone with a loaded gun? Ought to be polite to a man with a gun, only common sense. If you still don't get it, try to do the same to the Marine guarding the Arlington cemetery. C'mon, I dare you!

  • the young man ist PIECE OF DOG SHIT

  • That prik deserved everything he got god bless the armed forces of Britain and USA

  • These guards are not for show. They do a job. You get too near or annoy them and they will and can attack. They are the Queens guard so above the law if someone needs to be hit. They will rasie a rifle too and say 'Step away from the Queens guard'. Tourists seem to think they are for show.

  • @junctioner Totally correct. The weapons are loaded and they are soldiers, not people in fancy dress. They're also allowed to shoot on sight if they feel remotely threatened. RESPECT THESE MEN.

  • Desrved it.