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  • You suck!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • everywhere people die lol Awesome vid

  • isnt this brotherhood?

  • i liked the "push over" made me lol :D

  • I had a spear, jumped of a guys stomach and threw it into his eye. It was soooo cool

  • ..

  • Remeber when this game actualy was fun?

  • @mafiaman500 not hard... it still does

    

  • #4 What are there weapons?

  • @FabO6e is a spear cut in half

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  • 1 has to be the most brutal way to die their not dead until they touch the ground

  • Epic

  • These are always just so fun to watch.

  • Lets assume that guards can now poop spears...

  • this video should be called "10 random types of kills"

  • how can you use 2 weapes ? 2.35

  • @BBoyCentrix Ezio just broke it in half!

  • last kill at 4:15 im alive b***hes! wait no, im dead

  • no. 2 should be neck in, butt out

  • no.2 is like ''This is Sparta!''

  • gotta love no.7

  • WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Better than Brothethood and revelations lol

  • yeah AC2.. best entry of the series by far

  • back stabber penis graber!

  • waiting 10 hours to load a 5 min video -_-

  • 1:05

    

  • Am I the only one who got this after Googling for a sequel to Brotherhood? xD

  • An average day in Renaissance Venice.

  • How come there wasn't one with the broomstick? I think you even get a trophy for that

  • @MrLimitedExpress That's on Brotherhood if I'm not mistaken.

  • @ObiWan7154 Ahh then I must be mistaken

    Played both games and the memories kinda got blurred together

  • geil

  • игра говно

  • Another good name for this video is "Why You Don't Want to Work for the Borgia."

  • @azncommie97 the borgia are mainly in brotherhood so really it would make no sense

  • For PS3 gamers look on a enemy press L1 and hit him one time that he will attack you when he trys to hit you Press L1 R1 and Square for awesome kills work with every gun

  • I've never seen the 2 in 1, MUST TRY!

  • how is desmond gonna get away with murder in 2012 with forensics backthen it was kill the guy who killed someone else and if that fails just walk away

  • one word.... trully EPIC!!!!

  • ten reasons why ezios a badass :)

  • #2 should be called "the shishkibab"

  • lol

  • song name please?

    

  • The best is when you chuk the axe at someones face and it hits em like 100 mph, or is that only in brotherhood and revelations? Idk

  • thumbs up if ur seeing this vdo after completing assassins creed revelations

    

  • looks like he has a new spine

  • I was able to do stuf like that till I took an arrow to the kne

  • In the #5, your weapon will be teleported by the belly of the enemy... LOL!

  • 9# high five!!!

  • Guns are for pussys, real men use fists and knives >:D

  • @BasYxx00 lmao dude that was fucking stupid..

  • @Nobbit67 just the truth

  • My favorite kill is when he takes both hidden blades and does a clean swipe in each direction to their throat.

  • @F50Italia Me too :)

  • gnarly:)

  • so cool!!!!!!!!!!;)

  • they say that if he wanted to, ezio auditore could harvest your kidneys and have them on ice twice before you hit the ground.

  • Ahh yes. The nut cracker. I always get killed by that technique at school by the ladies who say I was lookin at their titties from up close. -.- I don't they just kick me for fun!! Can't help being lovable!

  • One of the greatest games I ever played. However...the sad thing is you cannot have those heavy or long weapons as standard issue ones nor can you be armored as heavily as a brute. Oh well, they are not very practical for an assassin anyway.

  • The best is #5 xD

  • How did u get that costume

  • @imdathardcore Throught collecting all the Assassin's Tomb seals. The Armour of Altaïr.

  • how do u get top 10 kills in this game? theres probably only 10 attack styles lol, do u make up ur own special attacks or something?

  • i killed the guy at the festival with my gun just like in the trailer

  • Try running up a wall jumping back and assasinate a guard

  • I love how in brotherhood you can equip a heavy weapon and just throw it for an atomatic kill, plus its so loud.

  • 1:05

  • ac2 is the best out of all so far the story depth is fenominal

  • hahaha someone says fuck at 1.05

  • 4:12-4:17 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLM­AAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • wow 

  • I love the gentle shoulder push one the best lol

  • why did they take the two-for  out in Brotherhood

  • fuck an arrow to the knee. dude got an axe to the nuts.

  • Enzio is a midevil cercimscizer

    

  • 4:10 WTF?

  • WTF!! Someone attacked to the assassin and the sword pierced his body!

    I always hate that kind of games when that happen! 3:51 WTF MAN!!!

  • 1:38 Ezio: Hasta la vista, baby.

  • jogaço da porra,to zerando o 1 pra começar o 2.

  • Фигня, я свое смонтирую, покажу !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Poop

  • every time i finish killing some guy says *KILL THAT STUPID BASTARDO*

  • this game is violently awesome.

  • This is so much better then in brotherhood! Why?! WHY?!?!

  • ezio is far more badass than altair

  • @iluvducks1234 phahahaha lawl good one ...

  • @NiggerDat yeah i'm being serious. altair cant do these things in the video

  • @iluvducks1234 yet it was altair ranked as the master assassin or watever and it was altair who passed down the codex weapons for ezio to get and it was altair who pretty much made ezio who he is ...

  • @NiggerDat ezio was also the master assassin and altair used the apple to write the codex and invent the weapons and ezio can cope perfectly fine without them.

  • @iluvducks1234 ezio and altair were both legendary master assassins. altair wrote the codex. i dont know where you got the bit about him using the apple to make it. ezio is the one who used all sorts of fancy gadgets whereas altair had a sword, short blade, hidden blade, throwing knives and his fists. theyre both awesome but personally i like altair a little better because he seemed more cold hearted and was more "stealth" oriented. i didnt like ezio til he got old.

  • @iluvducks1234 pretty much what suraya said for my answer and ezio never not used equipment untill before he was even a proper assassin, now he MUST use a climbing glove and etc ... to make him be one. altair was the better assassin with the average equipment a person could get he took out everyone flawlessly and he was young at the time; when ezio was young he was no where the league of altair but when hes old it made the difference, so what would altair be like when he was of the same age?

  • @NiggerDat whatever i dont care. you just keep making biased stupid points. ezio is still better

  • @iluvducks1234 im not biast i like ezio too but my points are correct you cant actually say anything where ezio is better than altair and you cant argue either altair is better in every way an assassin should be ...

  • i didnt know half these things were possible..

  • 2:39 now thats what i call double penetration

  • my only complaint is that you cannot select which kill you get to pick, i get that you can't pull off one of those attacks in every scenario, but preference option would be nice to include

  • fuk i wanted the band creed not this nerd porn

  • @exellentdogg wut?

  • Are you kidding? These kills are easy to get!

  • You only do the backstabber because you weren't a good friend

  • damn ad didn´t watch.

  • something long hard and tan came out my butt mommy

    ?!? can you guees what it is?!?

    hint has to do with video!!!!

  • The Backstabber? More like the Back Butcher

  • i wanna live in the rennaisance era. Assassins Creed 2 rules!!

  • @Deserttail i hope u aint black

  • @Deserttail Renaissance era would be awesome to live in, especially Italy. There I could live my passion for the medieval times, but have a standard of hygiene, science, technology and food closer to modern times. Oh, and the wine, the women and the citys ...

  • @Deserttail yeah right... I'd like to see that...

  • @Deserttail Did you though there were no videogames?

  • @Deserttail 1minus side to it - u may be accidently killed by Ezio xD

    no actually medicine was in a low level,and msot people at the time were actually sick with diseases and other stuff.

    Think of it.Living without dentists,special surgents,ur body touched by dirty hands...

    On the other side.....

    KILL ALL GUARDS :D

  • @nathan33445 i am better now. i missed the hay stack after my leap of faith and not only did i fall flat on my face, an archer got me in the knee. thats how i took an arrow to the knee.

  • These are fails anybody can do

  • my stomach feels weird now, ima take a shit lol

  • como hago todos estos trucos?

  • i used to be an assassin, then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @Deserttail An assassin would never let that happen

  • For a good assassin game like this i think it need better Slicing & Cutting graphics to make even more Realistic

  • they need a better armor...

  • #7....my favorite. reminds me of a scene in the very first episode of Ouran High School Host Club

    Honey-Senpai: poke poke

    Haruhi: *falls over*

  • holy shit, i should start using some long weapons!

  • 7 6 and 1 are my favorites. nut cracker made me jump though.

  • # 6 is my fav. I actually managed this during my game play. I smiled every time..lol.

  • 6 is definetly me fave!

  • #2 somehow reminded me of human centipede...(shudder)

  • shut the neck thing is cool, and #2 OH SHIT!

  • I like the balancing act

  • I liked the balancing pole because I could pick it up and use the spear again.

  • #4 possible in ACB ?

  • Number 5 <3 xDD

  • n2 awesome start from is neck finish to the butt wow

  • number 4

  • 1:55 DMC flashback ^^

  • That's a gameeee!

  • thats it i did better i

  • merdiUE CHIT

  • i think number 1 is the best!

  • Didn't even mention some of the more brutal dagger finishers.

  • @Steaditup exactly!

  • # 5 is gay

  • 0:00

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  • to be honest, was kinda hoping for a "why? Fuck you, that's why"

  • @mrcoolcartoons your definitely a faggot

  • i like how the kills on number 8, the blood just vanishes once it hits the floor

  • AC revalation sucks brotherhood is the best in multiplayer

  • xcal is about to have ALOT of fun

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  • i'm off to medieval-weapon shopping now !!!

  • What is the title of the song playing on this video? BTW, nice composition :)

  • @leadvendor Chariot Chase

  • Damn how do all the attacks?!?!

  • 3:52 Big fail ennemy xD

  • 2 and 1 were disgusting

  • JOIN US IN THE REVOLUTION TO BRING THE OLD YOUTUBE BACK!!! repost!

  • @UazbinWoWed shhh battle troll 101

  • @UazbinWoWed No.  Get over it.

  • Fatality

    This shets is better then Batman

  • I like the nutcrak cker personely :3

  • 1:37 RAPE HIM! NOW!

  • @wolf25705 lol

  • @TheMinecraft291 how do you get the black armor???

  • @The7upVids you do all of the assassin tombs

  • GOD I LOVE THIS GAME!!! :)

    Push Over is my fav. So classy.

  • My favorite ones were The Backstabber, Automatic Weapons, and The Head Wedge.

  • Maissss.... C nul

  • grimey!!!

  • Nr 1....There you can see... Assassin´s are related to Vlad Dracula. =D

  • Assasin's Creed Revalations? More like Assasins Creed : TortureFest

  • I like the fifth one personally, like if you agree.

  • i flagged for nudity due to it showing to much BAD ASS!

  • no offence but this sucks

    2 things

    one it is from the same player

    two, i was expecting to see special kills from either glitches or cool movement. This just shows what kinda kill moves Ezio can use. And rather, this video is made for those who doesn't have the game.

    Im sorry but thats a dislike from me

  • i forgot how fucking fun this game was.