Tom Lehrer- Smut

[1992Medusa]

Good thing the internet wasn't around then. I'm afraid none here are old enough to hear what might come of that (even the writers of the Kama Sutra would have problems with that)

[bug9513]

maybe i shouldn;t be listening to this through my speakers, at full volume, with my parents 10 ft. away

[EpicNyuu]

Reminds me of a USUK fanfic I recently read.

[theYOGI2myBOBO]

"the wizard of oz...now theres a dirty man!!!" XD i love tom lehrer

[manthasagittarius1]

You know, it's really better if you just post the clip of him performing it. You ruin part of the performance by posting the words, because the fun is in the surprise of the rhyme with this kind of humor, and you shouldn't be reading it before you hear him deliver it.

[nomadmalachi]

@manthasagittarius1 You know, I have to agree with this. Anyone can read the words and work out a simple page.

[GirlyVampiress15]

Lol.... hahahahahah Im soo In Love....

[Menamebephil]

And so, in 1957, Tom Lehrer invented rule 34.

[m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

...obscene neckties?....the hell's wrong with you Lehrer?

[smhorse]

I think you've missed out one of his 1965 hits: "Pollution".

[hotelmario510]

This basically justifies 90% of the stuff of FanFiction . net.

[espp1973]

The master has spoken, hear =D!!.

[littleKingdompet2]

This song is hilarious! The man is a genius

[clyhiz]

"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd!"

God, this man is a genius.

[THEAVENGER119]

what is this.... I dont even..

[JhericFury]

@melbaa12 He's still alive you know

[mabarry3]

I don't even WANT to know about that Peter Pan!

[lelaxx12]

woaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! damnn!!

[scorpiowatertiger]

I know this one by heart. Just as fresh now as it was in '65. Thanks for posting it with lyrics, Mr McP.

[jhohcable]

This song has a lot of personal meaning to me.

[JhericFury]

@jhohcable Smut has a special place in all our hearts :P

[tibbetsful]

The theme song of my life right here XD

[Alexshik12]

@melbaa12 He probably does love it... Remember he is still alive :)

[commentableuser]

I'm singing this the last day of school.

[DragonFire381]

Oh my gosh, Lehrer really came up with brill songs didn't he? XD

[harfija]

Story of my life.

[Sadar33]

i played/sung this at my family reunion. it was cool. :)

[Sandra3594]

Lol this is so funny

I heard this in history class! XD

[RYN0manROX]

pornographic pictures i adore, dirty magazine galore, i like them more if they're hard core

[mandscat]

Inspired!

[slaughterersrock]

Aww, man, this song is great! Just what I needed after my recent discovery of Soul Eater porn!

[carloak9]

Tom Leher is a nut. All the way to the bank. The only problem was back when he was performing, a lot of these songs could only be sung in nightclubs and very few record labels would take a chance on him becuase of the content. Glad we've got more progressive, cause his songs are FUNNY!!!

[SullivanKatie]

@carloak9 Thats bollocks! He was a maths teacher who sung these songs to his class. Then he quit teaching made albums and went back to teaching! Sounds like you spent to long in night clubs and not enough time in school ;) <3

[carloak9]

@SullivanKatie They allowed these types materials to be sung in classrooms back in those days? Some of his stuff, sure, but references to pornography, std other politically incorrect subjects sounds kind of dicey.

[SullivanKatie]

@carloak9 havnt you noticed? NONE of tom lehrers work was P.C and it didnt have to be. Music was appreciated back then because it took real talent. and we taught maths at university so i dont think it really mattered. :)

[NekoKac]

Who's the author of Fanny Hill.

[OpheliaInRed]

@NekoKac John Cleland.

[SephsFamily]

RULE 34 in its original form

[InsertOpinonHere]

Who wants to bet that this is where Alan Moore got the idea for "Lost Girls"?

[Motomachi]

"For filth (I'm glad to say) is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." No. Truer. Words. Spoken. XD

[imdacookiemonstah]

@Motomachi I must agree. I'm guilty of being the same way (and I don't regret it!)

[Spartreeman]

My Pop had a few albums by Tom Lehrer and I used to listen to this song as a child of 5 or 6!

Only now do I understand the lyrics...and I'd NEVER let my kids listen to it!

[MrPianoLover1]

Oh man haha this makes me want to throw up but it's hilarious!

[HanHanFilms]

This song goes out to every 13-yr-old girl who writes fanfiction.

[Worsett]

@HanHanFilms

Exactly.

Just replace Peter Pan with Harry Potter and The Wizard of Oz with Snape.

[MidnightsLastKiss]

@HanHanFilms Stereotype.

[LLUVSANJI]

1:22 - 1:30 Favorite Part!

[rainbowheydrich]

I love Tom Lehrer <3

...and smut. =D

[mabarry3]

This ... Is... A M A Z I N G. Need I say more?

[yruu113]

...I think Tom Lehrer invented Rule 34.

[SatoTM2]

@yruu113 i KNOW so.

[mabarry3]

@yruu113 What's Rule 34?

[Greatkingrat88]

@mabarry3 If you can imagine it, there's porn of it. If there isn't porn of it, it's your duty to MAKE porn of it.

[mabarry3]

@Greatkingrat88 Oh yeah, Tom invented it. :D

[Kataang94]

ppl will sing about anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OfficerRobertHall]

ya gotta love Tom Lehrer!

[777Mystik]

He should have gotten into a political meeting, brought in a piano, and started playing. He could shame the country into agreeing with him. I love his songs. Very few people can cross the line, cross it again, then come back and use it to skip rope, and still keep my support.

[drworm77]

this is definitely some of professor Tom's best rhyme.

[Dextear]

Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!

[ScienceGuyBillNye]

you have the elements

[squreshi10]

This guy is pimptastic!

[schnisha95]

lol the best part is the extreme cheers in the end.LOL :P

[tenryuu]

Amazed "slut" hasn't been used in this song.

Also, precursor to rule 34 at 1:25-1:36?

[Laliana]

@tenryuu he did use it :)

[tenryuu]

@Laliana Can't believe I missed that. :3

[midnightbelladonna]

@tenryuu "slut" is in this song, though.

"ah, the adventures of a slut / oh, I'm a market they can't glut"

[tenryuu]

@midnightbelladonna I know :)

I found it a while ago.

[SatoTM3]

@midnightbelladonna omg -.- he used the s-word oh noes oh noes bring me to the hospital, decontaminate my ears and ration the water, oh stop the madness! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

you americans nowadays are so prudish >.> jeebs

it's not like he said the f-word

[midnightbelladonna]

@SatoTM3 um, what the fuck? firstly, I'm not american. secondly, I wasn't dissing him for saying slut in a song - I was correcting someone who said they couldn't believe slut wasn't used in the song, when in fact it was. grow a fucking brain, you retarded dumbfuck.

[SatoTM3]

@midnightbelladonna then it's your fault for not making that clearer isnt it dickhead

[midnightbelladonna]

@SatoTM3 oh my god, you are so hilariously retarded. seriously, you are a fucking idiot, and I am laughing at you. is that clear enough for you?

[jaysicks]

"more, more, I'm still not satisfied" - that tone of the voice!! :D best!

[XKAHAN1]

loved this when it came out.......i was six.

[bhunter007]

I literally laughed out loud. Ingenious.

[Perlinator67]

Great song, but if I did the visuals, I would have added some great X-rated SAMPLES of smut to accompany the song!

[Maskedhaven]

I ought to pick up that D.H. Lawrence novel.

[dalekprawn]

the precursor to 'The internet is for porn"?

[DarthNimod29979245]

Long live smut! thank god for porn and fast internet!

[suikatime]

@DarthNimod29979245

Hear hear!

[Kordiro]

You need to be more patient! Slow internet can work just fine! =)

[666bitchkitten666]

THIS! *very long dramatic pause* is my theme song }=)

♂ + ropes + "toys" + (another) ♂ = *dies of nose bleed* ❤

[screwyootube1]

Ah, SMUT!

Thanks a LUT!

(ouch!)

[khargushoghli]

Aunt Hortense! I've been wondering what he was saying for FORTY YEARS!

[MonaLovely1000]

OH MY GOD. EPIC. EPIC.

[mowgli2071]

Thank you, thank you, thank you for posting!!!!

[Nintendonut1]

Amen, man. ^^

This guy's hilarious.

[hilo10001]

An amazing vocabulary + a divinely hilarious persona brings comedic song to it's pinnacle.

Props and worship to the GREAT Tom Lehrer.

[Alzorthegreat]

I hereby declare this to the be first "pun" song ever recorded!

[EmperorOfWei]

Wizard of Oz IS a dirty old man! LOL

[OofusTwillip]

@EmperorOfWei - And how about that WILLY Wonka?

[RequiemVortex]

@OofusTwillip

Willy Wanker and the magic condom factory!

[frederickroyceperez]

Between murdering Pigeons , and heating time with smidgeons of flesh pot religions , what's right with Lehrer has left me slain , he he he

[vigwig]

The original and best!

[mitoguard]

The most amusing song about Roth v. U.S., 354 U.S. 476 (1957) I've ever heard.

Actually...probably the only song about Roth v. U.S. I've ever heard.

[MySerpentine]

LOL

True

[ima0zuma]

i don know why they spam(sp?) you??

i had nearly the same fantasie!!

[Shishikijo]

I Know right?...wouldn't it be great?!? LMAO

and the person who spam'ed me was prolly some 15yr old homophob who didn't understand the 'NaruTARD' *rolls eyes*

[Shishikijo]

ok...now we just need a Naruto skit of Kakashi singing this to, idk, Iruka...or maybe the whole village?...LOL Ican see it now }X)

[deora2dude]

i loved this song as a kid, now i acutally understand it OOPS!

[yeeroy]

bring on the fanfiction

[Gabrielle261]

Lehrer was a genius!

you know, its been years now and this still applies, especially TV.

sad, isn't it?

[SoWhyX]

Was? As far as I can tell, he is still alive =)

[jimmybobface]

its pure smutty nd genuis man :P i love lehrer

[jimmybobface]

is this rly by lehrer?

[bradenmcpherson]

its 100% original lehrer

[JossJossJoss1]

@jimmybobface that's definitely definitely his voice. And his playing. And his word-play. If it's not it's the best all-round impression I've ever seen.

[morosely]

oh, that hentai guy cant get enough ~.*

[morosely]

This makes me think about Kakashi-sensei nnnnnn hehe

[Steeple333]

Kakashi wearing a dirty necktie? lol

[morosely]

Hehe, well I mean because he likes smut a lot  : )

[Steeple333]

I figured that, I'm just being silly. =P

Actually, that'd be pretty funny. "WTF is that??" "Kakashi-sensei, that isn't appropriate!"