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  • Only a REAL FOOL would claim there is no God! Man creates awesome skyscrapers, fake hearts, tunnels, vehicles etc.. If we are very imperfect then what more can God create THE UNIVERSE! You must accept Jesus Christ as your Savior to receive eternal rest in heaven! Simple! John 3:16 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him! Repent & accept Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ or HELL?!? Visit cbn. com

  • @tigersforchrist Can't tell if spam...

  • @tigersforchrist if you believe in god, you believe in satan. if you believe in satan, you're satanist. Phylosophic sillogism win.

  • You called it buddy...Exceptionally bad. 

  • dont talk shit about hawking you fag! the smartest man on the planet should not be mocked. he is a great man and should be respected.

  • Fuck this $hit. Don't talk $hit about Stephen Hawking

  • Fuck this shit. Don't diss Stephen Hawking

  • Fuck this shit. Don't diss Stephen Hawking

  • stephen hawking can now get an erection after doctors fixed his popup prevention system

  • 75,737th viewer

  • stephen hawking masturbating? theres a stroke of genius

  • I have tried calling stephen hawking all week but hes never in. all I get is an automated answer.

  • stephen hawking can finally have an erection since his popup blocker is broken

  • I am more inteligent than him for 3 reaons. 1 I can talk without computer aided technology..., 2 i can masturbate without a helping hand.... 3 I can wipe my own ass.

  • lol

  • All you people talking shit about the uploader, shut the fuck up. What did you think this video would be about?

  • I'm just curious as to why this stupid thing of mine as as many views as it does?

  • @evilkumquat I hope people laugh long and hard at you if you get a terrible disease, you vile piece of shit. You're not fit to lick this great man's ass, you dumbfuck.

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  • Why the fuck does everyone make fun of hawking!? You fucking Niggers!

  • hamburger haha DA BUGGER

  • what a sad fucker. the man has married twice and solve most of the questions of the universe and all you've done is made some shit video??

  • Lol, why you making fun of him? - He is probably more smart and rich than your family will be within the next 10M years, lol get cancer.

  • WHAT THE HELLLLLL

    YOU STUPID LOW LIFED ASSHOLE!

  • You're fucking horrible. how would you feel if you had ALS and was chair-ridden fir the rest if your life, and I mocked you about it?

  • hahahaha I almost die when he say "WHAT A FUCK AM I DOING HERE?"... awesome.... hahahaha

  • i think this is pretty funny and most ppl dont have any sense of humor!

  • this is fucking cruel man your mocking a guy with a disease that slowly sucks your physical ability away. this is awful you are making one of the greatest brains to ever live. this man lives with one of the worst diseases ive ever seen and youre making fun of him for it. he has lived this long and has kept the most positive attitude about something as sad as this. you are truly an awful person and i hope you burn in hell for eternity.

  • Realy u shoudnt be doing that

  • i lol'd

  • i lol'd

  • boooo

  • This was just a matter of moral etiquette.

  • This is awful. Really awful.

  • hes going to see this and not tell us how to colonize new planets quere

  • your gay dont do that kinda crap hes a genius

  • your gay dont do that kinda crap

  • wow a fucking geniuse your going to take a pic and robotiz a voice how disrespect

    ful you know id give you a smack but in germany we dont hit little girls but i can drop kick your ass back to bejin kermit and the guy who made that video some ediot is going to watch that and take it seriosley holy fuck do u want to destroy mankind

  • lol this was pretty funny, but i got most of the lawls out of the people who took offense to this

  • shut the fuck up u retarted bitch

  • Is this real???

    

  • who's the misogynist that made this?

  • @1wisdomseeker I don't think you're using that term correctly, unless you're implying Professor Hawking is a woman? That's pretty disrespectful, man...

  • this video is sick.

  • If you can't make fun of EVERYTHING, then you can't make fun of ANYTHING. Grow up you babies... This man is a genius yes, and I'm sure whether or not he'd be offended, he'd at least agree that humor is not to be bound. If you don't like it, don't watch it, is that hard? What would Jesus do? Who knows, he's dead, and he's never coming back... but I'll tell you what I did. I laughed, and then remembered how smart this guy is, and how much I love Kermit the Frog.

  • You sick basterd..he's helped all of us in so many ways in how the world works..and this is how you thank him? Go get a life and stop making pathetic video's trying to mock legends!

  • It's a good thing you removed the thumbs down button. I would make 400000 different accounts just to thumb downs this into oblivion.

  • And yet... SOMEHOW... the world still goes on.

  • lol this was funny.

  • i was listening to dubstep and it took me here wtf

  • Something is wrong with you.

  • Oh come on ppl...Jesus, Muhammad, God, etc. get made fun of all the time. It's just a joke ppl. Chill out. I bet Dr. Hawking would laugh his ass off!

  • not cool

  • Trololololol you guys mad?

    

  • PMSL!!

  • Hawking is one of the smartest and brilliant human beings in the entire world and i doubt you would make fun of him in real life. So you are pretty messed up dude.

  • inhumane

  • fuck you

  • seriously people make fun of famous people all the time...why is this such a big fucking deal...cause he's disabled?...he's supposed to be a fucking genius so i doubt a fucking joke about him is going to hurt too much

  • hawking would like talking to kermit. he has a great sense of humor.

  • You wish you were this smart you asshole go back in your cave.

  • you sicko he one of the smartest people in the world mate so take the video down

  • i like the part where he says "kill me now."

  • "i think they left me here to go eat hamburgers, i think they are eating hamburgers, i want to eat a hamburger "

  • Wha wha wha!!! ;D

  • What rude or jealous......Because of HE smarter than anyone, isn't it.... I believe in HIM. He said God didn't made the universe.... Oh now i know WHY you insult HIM causing He smarter than anyone, Laugh you !--- God and Like Devil both false gods, laugh you !

  • lol at the bitches getting their panties in a bunch and posting their mini-rants.

  • Love this

  • Love this

  • This is hilarious...

  • I cant believe it. Adult humor? You fucking retard. Who do you think You are? But I'm sure, You will pay for this in your life. I hope.

  • lool funny

  • looool

  • Stephen hawking said "There is no God." God said, "Enjoy your chair."

  • >.< you have no NEURONS on your little scratched brain. You are a shame for the community!

  • holy fuck i pissed my self laughing!!!

  • Which one is Kurmit,

  • sad retard doesnt have nothing better to do with his life.

  • this is not really funny.... it's garbage

  • Lol I laughed

  • golden showers @ 2:00 LMAO

  • I think your sense of humor is black and sucks How would you like it if you had ALS and they made of you Using another human being to make you look funny is NOT

    Two thumbs down! Get a Life! XP

  • I think your sense of humor is black and sucks. How would you like it if you had ALS and they made of you. Using another human being to make you look funny is NOT.

    Two thumbs down! Get a Life! XP

  • I think your sense of humor is black and sucks. How would you like it if you had ALS and they made of you. Using another human being to make you look funny is NOT.

    Two thumbs down! Get a Life! XP

  • I think your sense of humor is black and sucks. How would you like it if you had ALS and they made of you. Using another human being to make you look funny is NOT.

    Two thumbs down! Get a Life! XP

  • LOL

  • This is genius LMAO.

  • How comes Hawkings pulls such awesome looking woman?

  • I feel bad for the guy but this is so funny!

  • you sick fuck.

    the briljaint brain of the world and you make fun of him.

    pathetic little bastard go fuck yourself and leave the man alone

  • @schermboernr1 I loved it you take life to seriously,laugh a little.

  • @schermboernr1

    this is how unintelligent people comprehend his work

  • @schermboernr1 I for one do not respect Hawking, he's a close minded moron. Just because he's handicapped doesn't mean I have to respect his theory. He doesn't even think ufo-s exist after all the evidence, because like many morons he will not resolve this with an open mind. He gave me the idea that allowed me to find field unification using mere projective geometry!! yet he could not finish his own theory of black holes creating particles. Had he taken it a few steps further....well c my vids

  • @schermboernr1 Hahahahahaha! Im stuck in a fucking wheelchair lmai they need to throw this sick fuck out of a plane

  • @schermboernr1 im more clever than him hes stupid

  • lmfao this is stupid but funny

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA this is fucking hallerious.

  • go kill yourself evilkumquat.

  • XD XD XD

  • ...clearly some punk ass bitches from MIT!

  • WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU FUCK! GET A FUCKING LIFE! WITHOUT HAWKING, WE WOULDNT KNOW SHIT! OKAY?! SO HOW BOUT YOU GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU SICK PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! LIKE FUCK! YOU FUCKING SUCK BALLS! GET YOUR HAND OUTTA YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU FAG FUCK! STEPHEN HAWKING IS AMAZING! SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS FUCKING PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP YOU FUCKING FUCKED UP FAG FUCK!

  • @sharxtooth Cussing won't take this off. No matter what you do, how brilliant, or how many wonderful things you have done.. you're always gonna have people who criticize and make fun of you. And honestly, it doesn't bother me that he is making fun of him. True he can't help it but I guarantee if someone told you a paraplegic joke, you'd grin. Just because its Stephen doesn't make it a completely different story. It doesnt make me mad And even with crude humor, this isn't really funny in itself.

  • sucked

  • Also, I think the wheelchair actually was GOOD in the sense that it allowed him to have more time to think about whether or not aliens exist! So in a way, the wheelchair actually influenced his career. And don't EVER put a video that disses Dr. Hawking again EVER, ya dildo!

    Hawking = Future

  • None of what you see here is true!

  • stupid

  • fucking sik u other guys maybe right about it being offensive. but fuk it thats funny!!

  • OMFG LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHA I NEARLY DIED WITH LAUGHING

  • This sucks. Also, a terrible Kermit impression.

  • this is hilarious

  • @TheDiddlysquat Retard, I have. But this video is just not funny.

  • @TheDiddlysquat Wow, I'm swearing? Look at you then. Well, at least I don't make fun of Stephen Hawking.

  • @TheDiddlysquat fuck you, it's a theory you cunt, no one knows what really happened.

  • Fucking arsehole. Why do you and other peopel have to make fun of Stephen Hawking? For god sake, just because he's the way he is, doesn't mean you can take advantage and do stupid fucking videos. How the fuck would you like it if you was like him? Huh? Well, one thing for sure is, he has the greatest mind on the world. Far greater than your liitle pathetic one.

  • "Adult humor"? Fuck this stupid video

  • that was just horrible to the guy , hes one of the cleverest people ever , not funny bout killing him either >:(

  • my name is stephen hawking

  • I hope your family members become paralyzed and other people make fun of them

  • @eugsoccer Exactly! Ugh this is just pathetic.

  • This is really tacky.

    and actually he doesnt hate his life.

    even though he is unable to really move or talk.

    he feels lucky,

    But this video probably will make him hate his life.

    D:

  • fake if he wanted to die he could dive his chair down some stairs located next to the fucking ramps they had to build all over that old historic fucking campus he teaches at. pst, are you getting the hint stephen?LOL seriously this is fake and funny he doent want to die. he is an atheist and has no afterlife. the only way he is going to die is if he gets inroled in the Obama health care program. LOL only joking again.

  • not funny this is a shame steven hawking is a great man

  • this aint funny you jew, he'll fucking kill you with his mind

  • @BFMVpwnage5168 you all need to calm down 1) its a joke, nothing more.

    2) the only reason you are exceptionally mad is because he is physically handicapt so you try to give him sympathy 3) if he wasnt in a wheel chair or if it was some other scientist im sure you guys would laugh.

    4) its a video so calm the fuck down its not even real

  • @AveDaBrave you dont know my life (no im not abused), but even if i had a disability i wouldnt give a fuck

  • @BFMVpwnage5168 that wasnt targeted JUST to you. It was targeted to everyone complaining. You know its obviously a joke when there is a puppet interviewing someone, so dont get all offended or dont watch it in the first place

  • @AveDaBrave i never said i was offended, but whatever, your last comment definitely needs to go out to everyone whos complaining

  • @AveDaBrave stop trying to fucking protect evilkumquat. He's a sick piece if shit. Stephen Hawking is the greatest person who walked this earth.

  • @BadCompany2Extreme i think u mean greatest person who " wheel chaired" the earth. And its all in the good spirit of fun. You guys are getting worked up over something that could be classified as a celebrity roast. Its just a vid, im pretty sure kumquat has nothing against stephen hawking, but just wanted to post something funny. And im pretty sure u laughed. u may not have wanted to but u did.

  • dude u fuckin sicko u dick i hope you get this disease

  • Damn, are you people blind ? seriously.

    There's already one alien from another planet on earth which is "Stephen Hawking".

  • I hate my life.... lol!!

  • LMAO Ishouldn`t find it funny but yet I do:)

  • F*** man, you're sick...

  • Haha, there are some miserable fuckers on here! I thought it was brill!

  • It might have been good if was funny, but it wasn't. So it's not.

  • That is a bunch of shit you stupid little green sock

  • your pathetic

  • hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

  • im butthurt about this

  • It's all in good fun. haha

  • kermit jkz

  • a simple proof to show how stupid you are in front of this great mind...in front of the whole world...u should be very happy about that achievment... (claps)

  • LOLOL this is just a joke some of you are a little to protective....its just a joke!!!!!!

  • he is right about porn thing lol 1:02

  • They are always leaving me alone and getting hamburgers!

  • remove this please.

    Otherwise...............

  • not funny hawking is 1 of the most brillent minds in the world its just not right man

    P.S.YOU SUCK!!!

  • @MrNumYum lol.... this coming from a loser who has "Dancing Obese Girl" as one of his favorite youtube videos. Shut up and stop trying to be a self righteous douche you fucking hypocrite.

  • this is mint! ha ha :)

  • THIS IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!

  • not funny

    stephen has a life

  • what the song at the end?!?

  • Carmina Burana

  • @Elmoassasin80 carmina burana

  • so how is this supposed to be funny?

  • Sorry to say it but this is fucking sick....U prick that posted this... F U !

  • so you think its cool doing these vids?? at least he although all the conditions he has he still uses his mind to make something with his life

  • this really isnt funny.

  • ahahah

  • Sorry to change the subject but this is space-related.

    To see a partial summary of the clear evidence that the Apollo moon missions were faked, google "The Naked Scientists". In the "New Theories" section of the forum there's a thread entitled "Did We Land on the Moon?". The summary is on page 15. It's the 7th one from the top.

    Once people have seen the hoax evidence, there's nothing anyone can do to make them believe we went to the moon.

    Also, do a YouTube search on "MarsFaker".

  • To see recent corroborative evidence that the Apollo missions were real, google the latest images from the Lunar Reconaissance Orbiter, which has photographed hi-res images showing the landers, rovers, equipment and even the footprints the astronauts left. Don't be fooled by the futile lies of the ignorant denialists, they're just pissed 'cos they've totally lost their case.

  • judging by the voice of Professor Hawkin, i presume you have dubbed it over using Microsoft Sam. If the jokes you were using actually had some humour in them instead of depicting Professor Hawkin as a a suicidal, self hating hypochondriac, then this may have given me a slight smile.

    You have defaced the greatest man of our time, you have offended too many people. I very much doubt Professor Hawkin finds this entertaining, if you did interview him - his answers would be intelectually comical!

  • PS. I hope you get sodomised by an elephant, you sewer-dwelling, shit-eating dickfart!

  • not funny at all... 

    evilkumquat is a moron!

  • here's hoping everyone gets to experience the joy that is ALS one day... i mean really, you guys laughing at this? when you're living it it's SO Much funnier... trust me on this..

  • quiet, fag

  • he such a spaz

  • lmfao thats funny retard

  • I like a good joke, even light hearted poke of fun.

    This just goes beyond that 'line'. "THE" most intelligent living person who is now restrained from huge advancements in theoretical physics whereas his work is hampered by his disability, what a shame.

  • This is sickening. It needs to be taken off. it's not even funny.

  • @saharra22469 lol

  • it's called humour! ever heard of it?

    i love this Video. Fav!

  • you fucking mouron u know what the feeling will be if your in that wheelchair !!!!! not able to move and speak u freaking dimw