Why Jason Doesn't Speak

[davidkics]

Ill stab u liek dis.. lek ah dis

[thetune4u]

im a bout to slice you and stab you

[tina1167]

lol

[HerbertWest1985]

Awesome. I'll never hear Mario the same way again.

[CHYANN7215]

i uv 1:24-1:31

[2MuchFarts]

Nice house Jason!

[monicaztube85]

can you share the pizza jason lol

[zakrocker123]

friday the 13 sounds like mario

[Mrcoolization]

I died at 1:24-1:31

[mythboy808]

I'mma choppa you good with a Little bit of this and a little bit of that... Lol

[FANTAFRUITYTWIST]

well what about kenny?



[5hinkuro]

what the fuck, it looks like jason has been starving himself

[Erisubasu01]

that is so GAY

[TheAmazingkel]

Lolzy y can't beat this stab slash

[OlaftheViking1]

@goldenFox420 GROLSH THATS THE REAL BEER

[Shatterband1]

lol that was funny XD the accent was the best part

[diamond21450]

you fukkin cunt

[KarateManBruiser]

So funny!!!!!

[ultrasmexy]

" Ima Do A Little Bit Of This .. And Ima Stab Uhh Like Uhh This . "

[66RAPER]

I think jason doesnt speak because he lived in the woods for 21years

[TheAnaahileslyshow]

Ahahaha !

Peoplee

[buffalo1236]

Ha ha funny

[wolveraul]

sweet and innocent thinks your video is funny ;)

[goldenFox420]

@wolveraul sweet deal

[oldmancranky]

This Jason needs steroids..

[BEANYGIANT1]

jason can't speak because of this rubbish

[CaptainJackCHarkness]

Lol. Just lol.

[ibecool2]

i know now JASON IS GORDON FREEMAN!!!

[BaalsJurisdiction]

I don't like the video and the joke but the Guy looks like a nice Guy.

Cheers, Random Nice Guy.

[E15Waheed]

loool

[heathermj2919]

damn thats not a lot o sex

[mariopwnssonic1]

Jason cant talk cause his vocal chords rotted away when he was in the lake.

[Anitablake95]

i'll a staba you like dis and a little more of dis and a little more of that because that was funny

[Go0ber1007]

Jason's Italian!!!!!!!????

[ShadowWolf1999]

Imma break ya facea. Break ya wholea bodya. Imma goa homea nowa.

[aubreyjesusfreak]

OMGOSH....

Jason lost some weight

:D

[revhuntingftw]

fail

but it made me laugh

a little like this

and a little like dis

den more o diss

[killa1986]

sounds like a cross between an Italian and a Jew

[JackOLantern011]

its funny till he actually break your face. we each have a lake we hunt at. its fun. i hang around in oregon, waiting for sex, drugs, alchohal and nude chicks. come on over, the water's fine!

[DrsJacksonn]

I find Italian accents very funny.

[bamargera9]

i love this ive seen this like 100 times :)

[taynissa]

LMAO this is great!!!!

[Mr300Jason]

he got fit just by eating pizza

[Mr300Jason]

i never knew jason speaks in a italian accent

[1BadDillpickle]

now im going to like the video like this,favorite it like adis,and subscribe lika dis.

[953darkangel]

This is so silly, but it's hilarious!

[jasonmason0]

so funny xD!

[JamesBond007Videos]

racist bastard

[stevfulful]

bakd dude is a terrible actor. still a funny vid though.

[5romaantje]

Pum it

[5romaantje]

AHHAHAHA 

[MrMicangel23]

Jason was funny! Lol

[Devilskilljoy]

lmfao ppl this is funny imma slice you lika pizza like dis and stab you like dis! XD

[MrZillajr]

@arowalk177 no

[slickmick18]

jason doesnt tlk becuz hes too smart for ppl

[lilgoon241]

yaw lame af

[goldenFox420]

@lilgoon241 would you mind saying that in English?

[CODgamer212356]

@goldenFox420 U SUK!

[British0Pixie]

@goldenFox420

lmao!

That was such a good burn! = ]

[SNIP3RXxKILL]

@goldenFox420 i like teh video but why diid you use that voice for jason?

[twocowboy]

so fucking retarded

[HearingLossProvider]

Kinda looks like Jason's channeling Darth Vader in the beginning.

[Colaboiz]

he doesnt speak because from the climax of the 1st film he was underwater for 5 years making his lungs watery therefore he cant speak well. BUT HE CAN WHISPER "KILL kill kill...MOM mom mom.."

[MrStopal]

@Colaboiz so that's why i was always wondering thanks for the answer

[Colaboiz]

@MrStopal Still though this was a really funny video man awesome job!!

[MrStopal]

@Colaboiz yea xD

[ThatChickwithSigns]

He doesn't speak because his machete does the talking.

[scott999ful]

its beacuse he stiched his mouth dip shit

[theinfectedhunter13]

@scott999ful where the fuck did you hear that nonsense!?!?! he doesnt speak becaus he was traumatized of drowning as a kid and his mother being decapitated before his eyes

[MrJamef]

jason soprano

[eirikmb]

He does not speak because he is way to cool

[cheeseballpictures]

i like it!,but you should cut in into shorter,part 1,2 and 3

[MrBaseballplayer49]

um doesnt he know his mom is dead........poor man he is stunned so he cant talk

[VoorheesR13]

Dude. What a pussy lookin Jason. Get outta here small fry!

[MrWweman512]

he sounds like mario

[Minakou1]

that would explain why he doesn't even do a low sinister laugh when he kills someone.

[TheCrazypaintballer]

Lol the same people

[MrOngiron]

i am gonna stab of you,slash of you and choke of you

lol

[acdckev]

insanely funny. i couldn't stop laughing give you 2 thumbs up.

[neptune015]

Is he supposed italian or jamacian?!? O__0

[Tahitiboy101]

@neptune015 i thought it was from japan!!

[ShotGunOFun]

I'm half Italian LOL

[PopeyezVomitTheater]

LOL ....Jason wasnt Italian , his Dad was Dutch from a city called Drenthe in the Netherlands. Mrs. Voorhees divorced him because he was an alcoholic and thats why Jason was born deformed and retarded. I think his Dad drank crappy beer in big green bottles LOL

[ongbak22]

From your best friend here: This is one awesome video!!

[CobraCommandercon]

@ongbak22 Thanks dude!

[Thekillergirl1331]

0:26 You mess up my tomatoes!! LOL xD

[Thekillergirl1331]

LMFAO! I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER CUZ WEN JASON STARTED SPEEKING I COULDN'T BREATH!!!!! xD LOFL!

[MrTeamSparky]

" I am about to a staba you and a slica you" best line ever

[PedloProductions]

Ima do a little of dis ( slashing motion ) i almost died laughing

[lilymelgoza03]

anda like deis



[Starwarfreak131]

I love this!!!

[HeeeresJohney]

oh yah and jason's mom is dead

[HeeeresJohney]

I'm a gonna stabba you and a slash a you lol XD

[GoArmyGuitar27]

When the fuck did Jason become Mario?? Hahaha!!! Its a me a Jason!! He also Sound like Borat!!! Haha!!

[GoArmyGuitar27]

When the fuck did Jason become Mario?? Hahaha!!! Its a me a Jason!!

[01MrCriminal]

aahahahhahhahaahahahahhahhhaha­ha

[AgApE010]

Hahahahahaahahahaha! 

[SuperChewy9]

wtf?

[MegaShadowtail]

how dare u make fun of jason voorhees

[a7xfanboylolololol]

a mix of italian mobster and asian

[Metallicarulesall18]

Didnt know Jason was Italian XD the best part is the ad rite next to the vid is for Super Mario Bros. XDLOL

[WiccanThorn26]

I'ma here ta breaka ya face! XD

[georgeleader18]

that is a SHIT italian accent :L

[lyricsfromsweden]

i didn't even grin once, sorry dude just not my type of humour

[theShadow117]

hey look! its marios fucked up cousin

[nintega2000]

lol,near the beginning when Jason appears is he trying to use the force?

[agentkapser]

the best vid on youtube keep going i seriosly mean it

[revot3]

is silent then breaks out in some kind of weird demented laughter

mwahahahahahahahahahaha

[DrsJacksonn]

Hehe I love stereotypical Italians XD.

[logandh2]

1:55 cool wallpaper dude. lol

[nicorOCK4ev4cecala02]

haha i never knew jason had an italian accent lol

[unbeatabol]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!

[TheNatasha44]

What the hell in a hamsterbasket!!!???? the 'alil of and some of that' was funny, but im like....WHAT THE HELL IN A HAMSTERBASKET?

[iaml4d2ellis11]

he talks like luigi or mario

[Ashleeful101]

my fav part was 2:07

[suckseedorsuckeggs]

before you actually spoke,i thought,another lame video,but it's actually pretty funny shit,enjoyed it

[runescape11567]

lol best video that ive seen thats like this

[yogort23]

lol, italian jason! xD

[itsjessicabech]

fake jason talks like peterchao :D

[GModRelic]

mario wat

[Drakohjin]

8 people are jason.

[SBrosX]

he doesnt speak cause actors get paid for each word. the muteness and mask are cost saving measures, like snake eyes

[jewy819]

@SBrosX thats the dumbest thing ive ever read

[SBrosX]

@jewy819 oh buit's 100%true. and if thats the dumbest thing youve ever heard then you are either a moron or live with a bunch of wise guys who wiki random stuff to sound smart.

[FlyingChink]

"imma going to stab-a you, and slash-a you, and a choke-a you"

XD Made me lol.

[pugzkiller4321]

Ima going to staba you and slasha you like this and lika this

[pugzkiller4321]

@eulogist79 racist

[MustangRevolver]

lol this wasnt a fail. at all. dont worry man. but you may wanna work on the reactions to scary mask mans monologueing. i mean it was funny. it really was, but id buy it more, if the emotions were a tad more genuine.

u got talent bro, i have faith in ya.

[Erybabe1992]

what the hell? i never imagined him itailian but tht is what makes it funny... lmao!

[MrPiPGrIFFiN99]

Jason can't talk bc he's a damn zombie!!! but funny vid i quess.

[RoseoftheRevolution]

Haha! *dying of laughter* Great job! i never imagined Jason with a itallian accent , again ... Great job :)

[cqbspartan]

all Jason ever wanted was pizza and his mother's spaghetti...... oh and yeah he really should stop talking because seriously he says his own name like it's Jason Whorehees

[Edadventures11]

"I'mma Jasona, and You'lla listena, I'mma Luigia!"

[scoat13]

everthing is good except for the fake laughing

[eulogist79]

holy crap ! jason is a guido !

[hottie736baby]

he sounds like mario

[kwontif65]

oh he doesn't speak because he is too funny

[kwontif65]

lol! like this, follow by a little more of this, and a little bit of this, and some more of this."

[paperluigiman]

Jason dosen't speak becuase his vocal chords have been rotting all this time so they would be of no use.

[9GTO9]

he doesnt speak cuz he's god damn dead...

[MrKiikunkaakun]

Very funny but, the guy almost always laughs the same way... 5/5 XD

[hykjygkkjy]

lol

[tylerpred]

LOL

[ronaldli5]

omg,no one realizes,its the same guy.both of em.1. those two are bald. 2. they look the same.(everything) 3. there is only 1 person at one time at each scene!!!!

[sebetchristelle]

lol

[PedloProductions]

he shoulda killed the guy at da end

[NoScooope]

LOL PMSL ROFL :P

[wiiboy34]

love this video!!!!!

[r3ini]

haHAahHAAhhA

stab and slash you!

[angle5213]

the guy thats playing jason is a lil bit to skinny im serious jason is a fat lard =) (muscular) go FREDDY KRUEGER

[wiiboy34]

lmfao

[TheRonaldofan8]

u step on my potatoes i am a jasov voorhees crazy kids im gona stap and a slash a u im gonna get a slice of pizza

[TheLeo3255]

he doesnt speak cuz he doesnt want to

[MrOngiron]

@TheLeo3255 no it is cuz he speak bad inglish and he is like a itialian..:D

[puppetmaster19962]

awesome and that is why he does not speak

[FrightNightFight]

LOL! BEST EVER! I serioiusly can't stop laughing! "like this, follow by a little more of this, and a little bit of this, and some more of this." !!! :D

[jasonhalloween]

its a mario

[darknightTM]

so randome and so funny

[po0pdawg]

i just barely noticed its the same guy

[isajosh9888]

incredibal a

[eatingfood1]

that was better than the actual movies! lol

[davidseth45]

thats great...ah I'll give you a little of this and then this and then some more of this...that was great

[HackTheHack]

i am going to papa luigi to get a slice of pizza,i'm outta here xD

[himomdadson]

jason should never ever speak. good job!1

[Ryanopuffs]

"i chop u good, like a dis, like a dis!"

lol the best part.

[StickFigureMaster]

LOL my favorite part was when he said "Im a gonna kill a some kids a, who are havin sex in ma camp a." This was hilarious!

[Babiigurl221]

DUDE I was having spaghetti when he said it im on my sisters account

[RXJ7]

like a diss loll

i a stab a you

[Bumblebot12]

What a dork lololololol

[betzeppelin]

Dude, this is probably one of the best videos that I ever seen on Youtube, FOR REAL !!! Just if this Jason wouldn´t be so skinny, you could get an A+. Hahaha,

By the way, I love the fact that "Jason" explained averything that he will do so graphic. And you didn´t fail man.

[goldenFox420]

thanks for the kind words, I am glad you enjoyed the video

[luniada]

@goldenFox420 lol this is great imma stab u and slash u and choke u lol. i died of laughing

[jbkahl]

he is too skinny to be Jason

[DonaldBoyProduction]

not bad