Da Ali G Show - Dangerous Drugs

[just420ice]

how many faggots have to edit laughing into the clip and ruin it?

[nSalekz]

Who's the dude nexto to G?

[majinbunda]

i miss the alig show so much

[livingdeadgrl18]

what if they look sad? do you think it'd be right to give your animal an E, then?

[livingdeadgrl18]

And is there any negative effects?

[mostliberal]

I wouldn't mind these kinds of guys coming on tv and warning about all drugs, if they were to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. That means the good and the bad of each drug, and each one's medicinal use.

[babanachiket]

You can get cheaper than that

[BallsConcrane]

Your body is beautifully constructed.

Thank you. hahahahahah

[livingdeadgrl18]

@BallsConcrane even he couldn't help smirking a little when he said that!

[28kiriku]

buuuuuuuuhahahahahahahahahahaa­

[pmowl68]

love ali g

[NationalLibertarian]

85 people know total crap.

[ShaithMaster]

@NationalLibertarian I remember you... You know he's Jewish right?

[NationalLibertarian]

@ShaithMaster - Thanks Tyrone.

[ShaithMaster]

@NationalLibertarian haha I'm not black, Goebbels. I remember I put a comment on your page exposing hypocrisy and contradictions in comments you made and you deleted it immediately. Fucking pussy.. Or as you would say: "spineless coward".

[ShaithMaster]

@NationalLibertarian Haha oh yea and you blocked me so I couldn't do it again.. what a bitch punk.

[darkmysterii]

hmm

just smoked some fine moroccan black

awesome buzz :D

[vPhaZeZz]

1:52 was the best XD

[dudesinmaine]

lol press 1 repeatedly

[Metastate12]

The absolute 'numero uno', when it comes to dangerous drugs, is alcohol.

[gaylordNL]

i surely recommend that as a first good smoke.....try it once!!!

[EasyiPodTouchHelp]

the 85 people who don't like this video are all die hard mormons

[benkie26]

85 stiffs dont like this video

[TheEXpothead]

eh hash aint that bad, it's just trichromes from the buds pressed into a cake ofc u gotta do some shit which u can do in yr kitchen first with it, but why ruin great weed ^^

[PoshMurder]

@TheEXpothead You should see the shit here in London, people mix up their own crap and sell it off as hash.

Can contain like, 6% THC, rest filled in with things like gasoline and plastics. I'm not joking.

At least with proper green you know by the look and feel that it's good stuff.

[TheEXpothead]

@PoshMurder damn only 6% that's total junk dude. get some autoflowering seeds atleast and find nice place with alot of sun that nobody goes to and plant some there, come back 2 months later or 3 at the most and it should be done.

[cubanpete246]

lol this my man ali g!! yo bring that show back!!

[aleks2105]

does anybody know the names he says after "the pot"?

[D119heavy]

@aleks2105 the shake, skunk, wacky and the weed are in there

[MouseTheProdigy1]

What if it's your religion lol

[anaureen84]

too funny, just too funny !!!

[seetheeoceen]

All the drugs in this video are so harmless.

:)

[gairabad]

surprised they showed this on TV, it made me slightly more include towards drug use

[pspachraf]

Its legal. No its not...

[themplskid]

mdma is amazing and so is house music lol

[K19Th50A]

is there any negative efect ahahahahahahahahah

[Saitiev]

@K19Th50A It was funny but good question :) LOVE THIS GUY :)

[SuperTiredofitall]

the most awesome comedian ever...i try and fathom HOW he manages to hold a straight face throughout every sketch...and how quickly he comes up with his comments cos these kind of sketches can't be rehearsed beforehand with the purpose being that the invited guest is unaware that it's not a serious interview...totally amazing..never get tired of watching Sasha in action.

[xDm5x9tZpp]

"Dat's Moroccan Black innit"

[hendriane]

this guy doesn't know anything about drugs

[markkkkkola]

@hendriane yeah, pretty textbook opinions imo aha

[trappinglight]

the laff trax suk

[dacasket1776]

damn! that is hilarious!!!

[MCTGangsta]

that guy got experience using drugs

[bububububak]

wow, that guy feels so offended about the whole drug scene, but he actually suggests to give this shit to innocent animals...what a jerk!!! but ali g is brilliant:D

[mostliberal]

@matthewmulholland001 Well, you're a lucky bastard. In the U.S. weed costs 15-20 dollars a gram. Prices got cheaper recently for those who buy in quantities over 3-5 grams, but I only found 10-13 dollar grams less than 10 times in 5 years. Oh, and hash would sell for double that.

[shwabity]

@mostliberal

lol i can grab china bud for 5 a gram. hurray for canada.

[Eradicus]

Laughter track ruins it. You should be allowed to enjoy the awkward pauses

[th3h3artship]

@Eradicus damnit, I didn't really notice the laughter track until you mentioned it :/

[wildizer]

" I iz never taken any drugs and you can test me piss" rofl

[wildizer]

"Is there a chemical inside it that actually make you dance like a bell end?" ha ha ha ha

[timjamharris91]

the most worrying fing is that it actually make u enjoy house music lmao

[TheEbhagzzz]

Which is the type of acid that actually make you fly?

[kingofDHS]

lets say someone dont look like a rasta but dey is got a couple of bob marley records or one of dos 'ats wit dreads attached or whateva...

[mobspeak]

this is my favorite Ali G skit..

[bmanolf]

omg soo funny i started laughing for no reason at the beginning

[mysteriousdarkness2]

ik maak gek als wat vertellaa

[EbsNhexz]

22 e's lol, at least you wouldent have to worry about the comedown.

"and is there any negative effects?"

[SuperHappyFucker]

1.Tobacco kills! 2.marijuana Heals! 3.He is only naming the bad things. 4.Fuck The law! 5.Don't Do Drug's. 6.Smoke WeeD. 7.Weed is NoT A drug. 8.Weed is an herb. 9.Enjoy your self. 10.Don't worry about it. 11.Smoke Weed and Be Happy! 12.The active chemical in marijuana is THC.. 13.The lesson that people need to know is that WeeD makes you happy. 14.Happy 420! yayyyyyyy! it's time to get high.....

[malusev]

@SuperHappyFucker marijuana doesent heal, you just dont feel pain, but it still messes up your brain....

[ugandaplayer]

ritard , for this comment i wont even explain myself , go study this subject before you post shit in here

[jamexxxxxx]

@malusev maby but everything is good if you know limits

[markkkkkola]

@SuperHappyFucker some drugs are good for mind expanding purposes ;)

[AartyMc]

"what type of acid makes you actually fly?"

Qual

[700gsteak]

"You can get it cheaper than that"

"okay."

[RebeccaJulia23]

rofll

[SirGarethh]

dangerous dave...

what a creative name^^

[yorrickskull]

I love Alli G so much...

[metalrulezU]

and then it tryed to bone the cat LOL

[StanleyDonwood]

Keep off heroin, coke, speed etc., but the rest? Don't worry about it, LSD isn't even addictive and it's class A lol

[thomashoffman]

it's LESS toxic than vitamin c.

[looni3]

@StanleyDonwood Even heroin, coke and speed are alright in moderation. None of them are good for you, but if you don't form a habit they're unlikely to do you any serious harm. Although if you're overweight and/or have a heart condition you probably shouldn't be doing stimulants at all.

[starkersboy]

Who is he interviewing in this clip?

[houseg6]

he is truly a genius

[fingustis]

@houseg6 So agree with you brother

[yairz]

@houseg6 jajaja gringos and his stupid jokes.....

[kiloelo]

we got some bomb here in colorado

[lowfeat]

so fucking funny XD......

[HeatherHell666]

ah. fuck em. take all the drugs you want. just don't do smack crack or shit like that.

[zpsh1212]

Yeah, I hate how people on here think drugs are so bad, when honestly you're risking your mental health by not doing non-addictive drugs here and there.

[kobrarulz]

@zpsh1212 your so fucking stupid

[zpsh1212]

@kobrarulz

That's funny, because I'm obviously smarter than you. But go figure.

[rooters11]

The most interesting part is 2:00 soon as Ali mentions religion the guy switched from illegal to "you would have to persuade a court". Religion and it's "special status",

[HorrorAngel666]

not to mention the "Special" people who need a crutch as such :-D

[5tr1fe666]

Tru dat

[xXxXxusaxXxXx]

in america religions cant break state law

[cruzcami]

and is there any negative effects???

[sullivangang]

wuts wif da laf track?

[KHsonicdude23]

dat's wot it woz loike in da original Yoo kay release.

I overdid it.

[unrescued]

Dangerous Dave!

PRICELESS!

[boydegg]

Your body is beautifully constructed.

Thank you.

[therealCanablisS]

Dangerous dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[matijaOG]

where can i find the clip of him getting his close on thats funny

[23fann]

Ali G abused drugs that is why he became stupid For real!

[therealCanablisS]

rite...

[lolaoahaha]

@23fann like you ?

[racingisfun]

"is there a chemical inside it that actually make you dance like a bellend" ahahahahaha yush!!!

[mistert28]

he found it difficult to get to sleep, lol

[welovemusic150]

he is the funniest person i have ever seeen

[drake75x]

lol@what are the negative effects

[korma75]

non c'è nessuno che lo puo' tradurre in italiano??

[emixiak]

english fail

[matijaOG]

@emixiak where i didn't saw

[emixiak]

english fail

[eurosergiu]

"Your body is beautifully constructed."

"Thank you."

[mudman1881]

hahaha not seen that for years...brilliant!!

[lazarus1995]

are you from norway???

[mudman1881]

I said i've not seen it for years NOT i've not seen it before you tit!!

[lazarus1995]

i meant in Norway, 1881 is an phone number you can call and get peoples phone numbers.

[Deeds184]

@mudman1881 gay

[mudman1881]

LOL Deeds184...were you up all night thinkin of that one?

[bollandihno]

5:47 he well wants to laugh

[skellie151]

That guy is quite a good sport really, he didn't get mad or anything. I think he realised his leg was being pulled.

[experthe]

what if the dog went mental and boned the cat! lol

[Danrichards208]

what if someone dont look like a rasta but they gota couple of bob marley record an got one of dem ats with a dreds attached!!!!!! gleaming

[aSuperbadassninja]

and you can test me piss

[4ndree]

seriousness killer :D

[Daniel7860]

he boned the cat LOL

[wetterwille173]

@Garnizzle

Than you got real bad qualitym, for about 10 years ago you had mitsubishis and if you took 1 you stood up for 24 hours wohtou any problem, nowadays you get the same pills and your sleepy after 2 hours...

[PokefanDP]

"what if they look sad?" :D

[remfuck]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[kakuszu]

LAWLZ

[MrPaPeRBox]

couldn't hear some other terms of the drugs cuz the audience was laughing all the way after ganja....sad case.

[klopezusc]

noo yur a fuckin dumbass VVVVVV

[Garnizzle]

Fuck that 2 or 3. I've taken 10+ E pills in one night IM GANXTA!

[smokinson86]

alonsowln u talk shit! my white widow would kick ur ass!

[Brendan2da]

2:35 you know total crap

bit harsh?

lmao at "so is there any negative effects?"

[angstikala]

"He found it difficult to sleep" lol :DD

[alonsowln]

fuck all yall denmark or amsterdam aint got shyt on sacramento killa kali kush..

dat shyt dat ull make ya cough gag and crawl..

[jeanvljn24601]

I don't think weed is particularly a dangerous drug. But it is called the "gateway drug" so it can become dangerous, i dont do it but i dont judge those who do.

[kobadelhi]

Come to Christiania, Copenhagen (Denmark) . Best place on earth to buy and smoke all different kinds of hash, skunk and pot!

[stoneman289]

dude holland owns denmark in has, skunk and pot, you can literelly get it anywhere...

[kobadelhi]

Been both places, and in Amsterdam it was only the coffee shops that caught my attention. There's probably tons of street dealers, but everywhere has them. But stoneman, i think you should visit christiania before you can come with a statement like that. And trust me, Holland doesn't own Christiania.

[skotlands2]

Bevar Christania!

[SpaceDOutSkitSo]

Oh yeh, and that prick does'nt know shit about drugs.He could'nt even name the main chemical in ecstasy. Its called MDMA. He doesn't even know the meaning of the word paranoia. "You think things are coming at you", what a retard thats hullucinations, not paranoia.

[leroy707]

dude its a 5min clip. is he supposed to share all his knowledge in just 5mins

and since your such an expert why dont u make a 5min video about every single drug there main chemical and shit like dat.

[SpaceDOutSkitSo]

You're a right brainless fucker arent ya. It wasn't because he didnt mention it. It was because he answered it wrong, he was talking shit, not telling the truth, telling lies, telling porky pies, spreading misinformation, just being a complete fucking twat. Get it now ya big fucking wart infected asshole.

[leroy707]

Haha loser

Did u make the 5min video like i asked ya?

[SpaceDOutSkitSo]

No, not yet. I'm too busy working on a video where fuck your mum in the ass. I'll send it to you.

[leroy707]

Grammar Please

You Sound like a 5 year old

[SpaceDOutSkitSo]

How do you know what I sound like. You can't hear me retard.

[SpaceDOutSkitSo]

Nah come one people, weed is a harmful drug. I mean thats what the lying evil government says so it must be true. Its our duty as brainwashed citizens to blindy believe what they say without questioning them. I do recommend injecting crack into your neck and absorbing smack rectally especially to young children.

[peksful]

aint nothin wrong with the ganja

[persianchick28]

so if its class A does that guarantee it's better quality?

[jonesinforjon]

"thank you."

[marknpeyton]

"are there any negative effects?"

megalol every time

[eisenkreuzmusik]

The show was always better than the movies

[leopardkittyrorrw]

drugs are in no way funny, they cause serious harm.

[EndlessTurtles]

Your face causes serious harm

[AsaAaron]

buzzkill

[sio42]

yes, but weed isnt a drug

[TheLCN2008]

well yes, weed is a drug.

thc is a pschoactive substance i.e. drug

the question is whether it is harmless or not.

which the answer is yes, its harmless

[sio42]

mmhmm thats right, youll get sicker eating candy everyday then you ever will smoking pot everyday

[deathwishtaco]

wouldn't call brain damage harmless

[dgardner93]

harmless untell smoked

[DRAGONS147]

Thats the genius behind sacha baron choen.

[Amintjeee]

YAS MAN.

Morrocan Black, hashhh

[TheTSenigma]

...and if you're not careful, you might trip up and hurt yourself...

=o

[NonchalantAlchemist]

"Your body is beautifully constructed."

"..Thank you."

XD !

[HotRockx]

LOL "Is there any negative effects"

[tichothewolf]

i dunno why they call it dope i feel pretty smart

but i dropped out of college cuz i was always stoned

[J0HNFR33M4N]

im in all advanced classes and only have one grade thats not an A and it is a B

[Kaoskadosk]

He's so controversial it's just lovely <3

[mdr279]

Is the guy he is talking to genuine? Is he actually some sort of expert?

[DirectorJS]

thats the idea of the show

[mdr279]

lol

[jumperboy1976]

jup

that is the whole thing of this show, ali makes serious things so absurdly funny!

[10rowingchick01]

yeah he talks to real people who have no idea their being pranked

[Ulot3]

are you serious, you mean this isnt staged?

[lvlidnight3clipse]

Nope, but there wasn't laughing. The interview was taped w/out the laughter and then shown on the Ali-G show where the studio audience laughed knowing that it was a joke.

[Lolkid170]

Sascha Baron Cohen.. what a fucking legend

[MCTuPham]

so many good lines, great timing!

[Dncemnky]

paranoid my ass, the only thing you get paranoid of is people knowing your high