Went to Little Ceasars, got 2 pepperoni pizzas. After the guy gave them to me he yelled loud as fuck "2 PEP UP". My response was of course.... "Nigga why're you yellin... we are in a restaurant?" I then proceeded to leave, seeing as he was a rather large black man.
His best shit was on friday after next the bathroom scene with damon I am a boy!we are not in prison anymore danmon!bitch slaps him I wonder if hell be on friday 4 with chris tucker,devo and damon,pinky
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jayballa21 11 hours ago
actually i think DMX is 6'4"
Habufffff 16 hours ago
btw DMX is 6'6"
Habufffff 16 hours ago
LOL
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Aye Yo Bitch ' Where Is The Water and Some The Lemon . Nigga Y Is Yu Hollerin ! Tew Funny
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Ayo Bitch!!!
Whats The Answer To Number 7!!!
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Nigga U Need 2 B In A Special Class!!!
RUSTY70740 1 month ago
Actually, DMX is 5'11". No midget.
Cerberusballs 1 month ago
Ohh touch touch wut nigga
napoleon101guy 1 month ago
Ayo bitch can I get sum water
JKZ343 1 month ago
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Nigga you need to be in a special class, wtf! Hahahahah
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Aye yo bitch, what's the answer to numba 7 lol
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AYYYYYYYYYYE YO BITCH!! CAN I GET SOME WATER AND SOME LEMON? AYYYYYYYYYYE YO BITCH!! WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO NUMBAH SEVEN!
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174 people did not get the answer to number 7
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AYYYYYYYYYYE YO BITCH!!
TheSwaggman100 1 month ago
*True Story*
Went to Little Ceasars, got 2 pepperoni pizzas. After the guy gave them to me he yelled loud as fuck "2 PEP UP". My response was of course.... "Nigga why're you yellin... we are in a restaurant?" I then proceeded to leave, seeing as he was a rather large black man.
skaterdude51533 1 month ago
haha i love the way the black talk
agonizedfever 2 months ago
6 foot 12 LMFAO
theLEGENDARYoneTC 2 months ago
LOL
lawal52 2 months ago
I'm probably two inches taller than DMX.
katiemaiya 2 months ago
@katiemaiya Well I am 6 foot exactly (I think) so idk...
xXToxicHedgeHogXx 1 month ago
aye yo bitch wats the answer tuh number 4 arf arf arf arf
YungSanity666 2 months ago 17
Let me Get Some Water And Some Lemon. Niga Why You hollarin
719sYoungest1 2 months ago
Ohh touch. TOUCH WHAT NIGGA!!!
LMBAO
mookieebabii 2 months ago
Ay. Yo bitch
HopePs3Clan 3 months ago
Why the fuck do people always have to just post lines from the video in their comment? We know what he said, we don't need you to write it out
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thisiskennymac 3 months ago
AHAHAHAHAAA!
axababygurl 3 months ago
Dats my birthday
tallboi189 3 months ago
yo dmx was actually a very good student... thats why he was bad...
leobdope 3 months ago
i love omario but this shyt is soo funny!
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Habanerito21 3 months ago
Nigga U Need 2 B N A Special Class!
ZachyBear1997 3 months ago
A YO BITCH
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12319gp 4 months ago
Nigga whyy youu hollerinqq?!?! xDD
KhiddBeast 4 months ago 4
HE LOOK STUPID WITH THAT OPRAH WINFREY HAIRCUT
NUTTYxTOWN 4 months ago
Its funny because he says nigger so much, lawls!
nhlalwenhlezondo 4 months ago
0:12-0:20
CrazyFDUpMusic 4 months ago
i walk behind this 6th grader on the way home and i say AYO BITCH LEMME GET SOME WATER AND SOME LEMONS :DD
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Achim313 4 months ago
Oohh touch touch wat nigga!!
TheMossfan84 5 months ago
"Hell bitch!" is the correct term btw
Rawfan3536 5 months ago
Damn I love me some katt Williams. But shit he repeating his skits th
lAblUEYEzZ 5 months ago
"Im trying to congratulate you on a game and your dick is up on my forehead"
mayrafrutos 5 months ago
simple mf he is practising his dance moves ! LOL
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170 people are in a special class
flux100 5 months ago 2
Fuck!!!!! My parents are sleepin' and i just laughed like an freaking ass
CacAiNaShIt 5 months ago 3
lol 6'12"
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@Rickuss069 Lmao, I thought I was the only one.
alex145811 5 months ago
OMG. Kat is funny
LaToyaJoplin 5 months ago 20
nigga why r u hollarin? we in a restauraunt nigga
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AminTheDream1 6 months ago
Hay yo classmate what is the answer to number 7
dragon24whatever 6 months ago
o touch, touch what nigger lmao
Newakamill32 6 months ago
Fuck that NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gaugegaugeg 6 months ago
you need to be in a special class
DMAN4922 6 months ago
His best shit was on friday after next the bathroom scene with damon I am a boy!we are not in prison anymore danmon!bitch slaps him I wonder if hell be on friday 4 with chris tucker,devo and damon,pinky
Galambia 6 months ago
@Galambia there making friday 4
MrBOOMKID1 6 months ago
haha ever sense i seen this video i yell at ppl saying HEY YO BITCH!!
rickuss069 6 months ago
ayo bitch whats the answer to munber seven LMAO
c12dagreats 6 months ago
@c12dagreats munber?
3wademiami 6 months ago
@3wademiami my bad i meant number missed the n
c12dagreats 6 months ago
Lol you gotta love katt williams, he's got such a great sence of humor. I don't care what anyone says.
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MrJizzie 6 months ago 70
@MrJizzie LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
detlions76 2 months ago
This is the blackest of the black person humor, and I'm white and laughing, is there something wrong with me?
airventschinatown 6 months ago
@airventschinatown no not at all he is just fuckin hilarious!
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AminTheDream1 6 months ago
HEY YA BITCH LET ME GET SOME WATER AND LEMON
niggga why are you hollering?
kidz911 6 months ago 2
heeyy yo bitch
daggakid90 7 months ago
Congradu...tap tap tap lol
MrLava1979 7 months ago
niqqa why are u hollerin we in a resturant LMFAOOOOOO funny shit
TheSkullking233 7 months ago
nigga u a grown ASS man..why are u barkin
eddieinhb 7 months ago
HEY YO BITCH! LEMME GET SOME WATER, WITH SOME LEMON!!!! XD
Javier09Cano 7 months ago
keep pressing 9 then after a while when u get tired try 0
blademaster1161 7 months ago
this nigg be repeating jokes ... still funny tho
Laydeezmancris 7 months ago
LOL......ohh touch ..nicca touch what
luhtae15 7 months ago 3
lol I love katt Williams
symoneisthebomb 7 months ago
0:04 That's DaBrat!!! This must've been before she went to jail!!!
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ayy dis nigg* said he had his dick on his forehead
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ayo bitch
myamazing12 7 months ago
I watched the Pimp Chronicles Pt. 1 last night. OMFG!!! I have not laughed so hard in a long time. Katt Williams is HILARIOUS!!!!
Chaseman1981 7 months ago 2
6'12 haha hey yo bitch can I get some water and some lemon nigga we in a restraunt y u hollerin
Zachd175 8 months ago
"And you got your dick all up on my forehead region" lmfao
SHOCKchriszSTARS10 8 months ago 3
shaq rests his dick on his head bwahahaha XD
tokman20 8 months ago
Nigga why are you hollerin? Lmao the way he says it...
TheFunnyOneNOW 8 months ago
HEY YO BITCH !! WHATS THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 7?? AO AO AO!
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phatboy119 9 months ago
lov to see him clown bieber lmao
motosaki91 9 months ago 7
so cold to talk about michael jackson like that hes a angel not a demon but funny lol
dgatlingable 9 months ago
Ayo bitch
APAsianTV 9 months ago
''hey yo bitch whats the answer to number 7 arf arf arf!! nigga u need to be in the special classes'' hahahaha
GAMEZxGRINDCOREFTW 9 months ago 196
Omg that was so funny well the Shaquille part I was dyinn
thelilc1996 9 months ago
WHAATS THA ANSWWER TO NUMBA 7!!!
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LivingBetterTV 9 months ago
I love this fuckin video
a7xsynfan6661 9 months ago
Lmaoo the omarion part when he starts dancing
androidxcrew23 9 months ago
ahahah actually katt is 5'5 and dmx is 5'11
TristinDelaney 9 months ago 6
i luv katt he 2 funny lol
sexyladie1267 10 months ago
he is funny as hell
4ngel1415 10 months ago
hey yo BITCH, can i get some WATER and some LEMON... nigga why are you hollerin?
cun7us 10 months ago
I'm so weak off this lol
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cheryklemish95 10 months ago
Nigga, why are you hollering?!
MuNdOFtW16 11 months ago 5
you got yo dick all on my forehead
superking9ify 11 months ago 5
HEY BITCH
xXxRainVsPainxXx 11 months ago
hahaha lol luv da DMX and Omarion part hahahaha
Dominicana01234567 11 months ago
"AAYOOO BITCH!!! WHAS THE ANSWER TO NUMBA SEVEN?!! ARR ARR ARR!!!"
StonedRaiderZiggy 11 months ago
Niga u need to be in the speachal class What The Fuck.
LMFAO!!!!!!! :D
KILLERZ551 11 months ago
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CeciliusHolton391 11 months ago
hhahahaah love the shaq part^^
subz3ro2 11 months ago
Rofl..... I luv katt!!!
Tinkbabe87 11 months ago
Lol o touch touch what :-/ lmao
Hahahahahahahahaha funny man lmaohahaha
Fanai 11 months ago
touch wat!!!! hahaha
chelseapanic 11 months ago
nigga we in a restaurant...
rockinw401 1 year ago 8
im tryin to congradulate you an a good game and you got yo dick all over my head
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2red2200 1 year ago
AAAAYYOOOO BITCH CAN I GET SOME WATA AND SOME LEMONS
BleedingxxxLithium 1 year ago 7
I LOVE DMX but I fucking DIED!
wolfservant5 1 year ago
Nigga y r u hollerin? Lol thts sum funny shit
yoimgansta 1 year ago 4
@trippy its the brat dumb dumb
youngmoney7369 1 year ago
Your funny lol
lilcool302 1 year ago
who is the douchbag wearing the sunglasses inside @ 0:05 ??
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JittDee 1 year ago
Hey yo bitch what's the answer for number 7 lol haha
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itsmrGuy 1 year ago
gotta lov katt williams comedy
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DatTrueMendousLady 1 year ago
nigga why are you hollerin? we are in a resteraunt
34celticpride 1 year ago
159 people also had shaqs dick on there forhead region
ireaves 1 year ago 2
hey yo bitch whats the asnwer to number 7 arf arf arf!! LMBO i loveee it!!
cmarie0814 1 year ago
HEY YO BITCH !! LET ME GET SOME WATER AND SOME LEMON!! :)
bakanipickup13 1 year ago 178
@bakanipickup13 nigga why are you hollerin
tinygangster66 9 months ago
Yoooo This nigga is hilarious...
azziratoooo9 1 year ago
oh touch....oh touch wat nigga
1200lilmama 1 year ago 6
oh touch ...touch what nigga
mrsgrandberry39 1 year ago
O touch .touch wat nigga
hazel8817 1 year ago
"you got ur dick all in my forhead region" lmao!
Ev3liscious 1 year ago 2
NIGGA WHY ARE YOU HOLLARIN'
LiLTimez1 1 year ago
HEYYY BITCH CAN I GET SOME WATER AND SOME LEMON!!! Nigga Why are you hollarin? hahahahahaha
91BroncoBoy 1 year ago
come back KATT!!!!
FresherThanAFreshmen 1 year ago
Nice, lol
DCP672 1 year ago
@melliejanke21 if your lonely than u need a bf or a life
MyJeremyjones 1 year ago
can someone plz tell me what dvd or show this is from
TheBarb2007 1 year ago
A YOOOOO bitch wats the anwser to # 7 bark bark bark u need 2 be in a speile class or something wat the fuck is
sarchy991 1 year ago
"Oh touch", TOUCH WHAT NIGGA? HAHAHAHA lmfao !
DaliaDanielleDiary 1 year ago 8
158 cock suckers
haidencookiemonster 1 year ago 2
hahahhhhahahha
32lisaanne 1 year ago
nigga this is bullshit "clunk"
sk8baker666 1 year ago
nigro why! are you hollerin?
kcah2009 1 year ago 3
@kcah2009 scared 2 say nigga?
SOAxKoNViCTeD 1 year ago
The sound of the mike that´s supposed to represent Shaq´s dick is funny as hell...xD
CriticaLxThoughX 1 year ago 4
@CriticaLxThoughX, dick jokes are typically funny.
Mdriver1981 1 year ago
@melliejanke21 there are you just gotta look and sometimes that person is right in front of you
trainwreck604 1 year ago
love this mutha fucka
babyjnweezie 1 year ago
"Touch!" "Touch Wah Nigga" Hahaha
deservebest1993 1 year ago
@melliejanke21 there are :)
XTHEGAMERGUYX 1 year ago
ahahaha.
amberadrenalinetm 1 year ago
Nigga you need to be in the special class.
bwalb734 1 year ago 5
This guy is the funniest fuckin' comedian.
xXSojournXx 1 year ago 3
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deanboyd82 1 year ago