Rescue 911 - Episode 422 - "Water-Monitor Mayhem"

[engine173351]

This wouldn't be the Geico that we see all over TV now, would it?

[pete5668]

does that lizard work for the epa now, monitoring the water? lol

[faylinameir]

i love when she says "you're gonna take it with you right" LOL

[Caity8080]

That's a GINORMOUS lizard!

[EmSTrO7x3]

Poor lizard, I hope the lizard is ok

[artpeacemaster]

same for me I would never kill an animal. killing them, is like you are giving up. I mean what it that lizard was a child, would they say let kill , her now. animals have to have the same, respect as people do too.

[TWISM1337]

"Poke it and maybe it'll pop"... Real nice ^^

[FuFuAnimate]

it scared the bull out of me when they touch it with the broom

[Hockeyvalley]

I always find this shows pretty creepy! :P 

[athenacat96]

@WafflesArePhat No, they didn't. They took their other car.

[ZMommaL56]

Today Their daughter is 18 and she may have told this story to her friends.

[JerryBarryLover]

Wow she had a lizard in the engine of her car and she was still wanting to go to the movies!

[hasjtommy81]

why not put some meet under the car end WAIT WHILE DRINKING BEER INN THE SUN!! :)

[Jedikeri]

Why doesn't Animal Planet just get this guy his own show?? He's about as crazy as Steve Irwin was!

[fatyowls]

He was just checking your oil level!

[iFeedMyDingoBiscuts]

That Asian water monitor isn't fully grown lol

[zzzzdreamzzz]

lol for everyone saying whos afraid of a lizard... imagine their jaw locking down on your hand, hurts like HELL.

[NickWilliam89]

WOW, how does that ever happen?

[reptileguy31]

i love monitors

[tc123123]

the todd guy seems familiar because of his voice . is he on another show do you know? possibly animal cops of animal planet? im really not sure but the todd guy is really familiar.

[TyrantStudios]

I'm glad they saved him! I hope he learned his lesson.

[shawnkelly90]

pesky critters lol

[GREEKGURL1983]

i'm from massachusetts and you dont see to much lizards around here. but i would be so freaked out if that big of a lizard was stuck in my car like that. lol

[EmSTrO7x3]

I really feel bad for that lizard

[JakeDokuchie10]

Lol

[mancejosh]

ahaa times have changed

[rambojuliuscaesar]

I have had many animals in my day whom in retrospect, should never have been domesticated. No matter how nice his enclosure is, and how many waterfalls, he will still just wonder his whole life how to get out.

[rambojuliuscaesar]

I'm so happy there are people nice enough to have wanted to save him instead of killing him!

[PTPLauthor]

Jeez, this is the funniest segment I've ever seen.

I never knew that cars gave birth to lizards!!

or

"Huh, I'm just 'monitoring' the engine fluids!"-Lizard's defense when questioned.

[BFMVpwnage5168]

i can't believe that they are scared of lizards!

[ChocolatesABC]

lizards? That's nothing. People get scared of birds...and worms....and one month old puppies...and other ridiculous things that they shouldn't be afraid of. Seriously though, did you see the size of that thing. I mean, if its not the lizard you fear, its at least its bite.

[45Accurate45]

@BFMVpwnage5168 asian water monitors can reach 10 feet and larger. You would shit your pants if you woke up to one of them in your room.

[shukaku]

@BFMVpwnage5168 you try grabbing a 6-7ft 60 pound lizard and if it bites you and takes your finger off you wouldn't be scared.

[WafflesArePhat]

They Missed They Birthday Party 'O'

[benish11]

no they didnt they took the other car

[bluebutdude1]

Who is scared of a lizard?

[shukaku]

@bluebutdude1 Its a freakin monitor they aren't little cute lizard that are a few inches they are several ft, and can take on crocs sometimes!!!

[killman369547]

atleast it didn't go into the fan

[plus2289]

amazing how the rescue 911 production team knew to be there at that house at that time and that incident just happened to occur

[allgood2000]

This is a re-enactment.

[plus2289]

yes i knew that. I was trying make a funny. didnt work out. I love rescue 911. i watched it as a kid

[Skoda130]

That blond guy has it's own discovery program, right?

Isn't he working in the Everglades now, replacing alligators and all that stuff?

[ShannenLane]

hes is such a cute lizard... i could just cuddle with him.. good thing it wasnt like one of those poisonouse snakes

[scorpianofthesun]

I don't know why this is the most humerous 911 video I have ever seen.

[KuramasSilverstar16]

@scorpianofthesun Well most other Rescue 911 episode deal witrh human life or death situations

[allison25ky]

i own two moniters lol they are great pets just not for kids. mine are 4 ft and 6 and a half ft long

[Princeroadj]

Good God.....Did u see the size of that shit!!!!

[Shemendar]

3:16 "The scale of the problem" haha

[love4sweetz573]

i love the neighbors sitting on the front lawn.your not at ther beach people

[pizzalover85]

LOL they are just sitting out there as if its entertainment. I guess its better then renting a movie

[kyliecamrynlandyn]

thats hilarious that he is a celebrity now ...

[jem2envi]

Something tells me she wears the pants in this relationship. She's a bit demanding.

[irwintorres727]

why is it called a water monitor?

[BradzPetz]

They are very good swimmers and spend most of their time in the water hunting fish and eating scraps from city people's meat.

[rearfanged89]

Thats just what they are called Varanus salvador, They spend alot of time in the water.

[summerlandmisfit]

I think thats what kind of lizard it was, a water monitor. I might be wrong

[WPUpioneer]

that car looks like a '73 Monte Carlo or a Chevy Nova

[orangejuice410404]

looks like a plymouth

[00000872]

73 Monte Carlo

[6324776]

i want a big pet lizard :'(

[Smoshfan1997]

i recomend a leopard gecko i love mine her name is samantha she is very sweet and if your 11 they will live till your in college if you take care of it right

[mom2ck]

This shouldn't have been a 911 episode.

[silkydreamgirl10]

yea right i dont know y they would put it there

[travelplus1]

John Eslinger just spined as he introduced himself

[belkys13]

OMG!!! the neighbors come out with the beach chairs to enjoy the show! lol!

[KatieJean1985]

That'd be my neighbors, coming over with beer to watch the 'show'.

[KinakoIshiyama]

Oh my gosh! That's Todd Hardwick! I've seen him on Miami Animal Police on Animal Planet! :D

[pinheadfan87]

Me too. I also saw him on an episode of Maximum Exposure. That guy is like pratically famous.

[KinakoIshiyama]

Maybe I should watch Maximum Exposure, if it's still on. :)

[KinakoIshiyama]

Also, maybe he should start joining Jack Hanna in his appearances on Maury. :)

[pinheadfan87]

That's sounds pretty cool. I just hope nothing bad happens to Todd, like it did to Steve Irwin.

[KinakoIshiyama]

Yeah, that would be sad.

[allgood2000]

I think I remember seeing him on Max X a couple of times. One was where he was getting a possum out of a woman's cabinets, and the other was where he was getting an alligator out of a swimming pool. I think Jill was with him in the alligator one.

[pinheadfan87]

You know what, I totally forgot about the possum in the cabinets. I was only thinking of the alligator in the swimming pool. But yeah, that's the one I was talking about. I even remember Jill being with him in the alligator one, too.

[xXfrozenxpenguinXx]

lol it seems monitors like to get in to tight squeezes. my water monitor tried escapeing down then bathtub drain one night. i held on to his tail for 5 hours until he came out!

[Bandos624]

This touches me, Lizards are my favorite animals, so i was happy at the ending soo much :D

[craigvampyro]

me to i love lizards

[meggiemeg86]

Poor lil guy. Good thing he didn't die.

[lilyandjack]

Why would this make Rescue 911? it's not really a rescue....??

[kakkorot13]

this episode is funny, I would be like the chick who adopted it. I like lizards, and that thing is beautiful.

[betitozambrana]

no

my friend has one thats is way bigger than that one(its a water monitor)

[cutelovelylisa]

that thing is scary looking!! I would be freaking out

[allgood2000]

I know, I didn't understand what the owners were so freaked out about. I would have thought that was awesome.

[IXEAS]

isnt that pesky critters guy off animal cops?

[allgood2000]

I've never seen Animal Cops, but I believe so. It would be likely if it's set in south Florida.

[roguegirl29]

Yes. I've seen Miami Animal Police and they sometimes call him to help with large alligators or other exotic animals.

[allgood2000]

I was watching an episode of Maximum Exposure one time where they got him to come get an alligator out of a swimming pool. I believe Jill was also in that clip. I remember another Max X clip where he was helping a woman who had a possum in her cabinets.

[KinakoIshiyama]

ok, so I wasn't the first one to figure it out. But yep, that's the same guy. :)

[davinp]

They've showed him wrestle alligators

[omgitzrockyyo1]

in my country when we get one of those we have a barbecue

[wooswooswoos1]

u mean eat it yuck

[laxin0034]

omg it moved lol

[michelleyeow]

Wife : I REFUSE to have a lizard in MY CAR!!! REMOVE IT!!!

[KidFunkyFry15]

nice car though

[MetalSanke]

Looks like a chevell..I think.

[cptcpt]

I'd either tape a knife to a stick and chop his head off.

Or heat the engine

[MetalSanke]

And get arrested for animal cruelty?

[TuPaCndEaZyE]

Your truely retarted.

[MetalSanke]

What? He would be!

[CTI55]

Shoot Him!

[speedmovies]

Turn the engine on, engine gets hot = burns the lizard or makes it move

[jillhbaudhaan]

i love how the woman says, "you're going to take it with you, right?" that would be me, totally

[08A1A5KA]

I hear you! I like the part about "You're not going anywhere until you find someone who can get rid of this lizard for us!"  LOL

[08A1A5KA]

Oops! That was supposed to be a reply to

jillhbaudhaan's 'take it with you' comment.

[allgood2000]

If I found that thing in my car engine, I would keep it.

[mrspopo]

I recognized that voice and sort of the face. Definitely the guy that does exotic rescues for the animal cops shows on animal planet.  He looks so much younger.

[allgood2000]

He was also on another episode called "Pesky Python" along with the snake expert from "Cobra Chaos".

[jillhbaudhaan]

yeah he looks soooooo much younger, i remember him from the animal cops episode where there is a mama gator in the tropical gardens and he got whipped around pretty good b/c she was protecting her eggs

[psychicvarmont]

who ya gonna call LIZARD BUSTERS! LMAO

[YouThinkYourSoCool]

reply: LMFAO.

[speedmovies]

LOL

[s172mch]

this thing is huge!

[KuKulzA28]

when there's somethin big

and it aint no good

who ya gonna call....?

LIZARD BUSTERS!

[breeadams]

@KuKulzA28 what happend to ghost busters

[Unslovedaudio]

go to tvshowsondvd,com and vote on rescue 911 to come out on dvd, rescue 911 has 433 votes

[slaughterhater]

Todd Hardwick is on Miami Animal Police on Animal Planet :) He's a real person.

[allgood2000]

Yeah, I've seen him on other shows that deal with exotic animals in the south Florida area. There was actually another episode of Rescue 911 in Ft. Lauderdale where he helped get a python out from under a house.

[NDW85]

I think the reason the lizard got in Maria and Chris's car was because it thought the automobile was a new home. It's been said that lizards like warm places.

[nomadcowatbk]

Isn't Florida warm enough?

[soulkitchen1979]

if he bends down, his jeans are goin' spilt

[fishingalex357]

And now he's living happily ever after in his glamorous life of an exotic mansion and being under contract!!!!! Lucky You They never said what they named him!

[MetalSanke]

Gordon

[icesim1]

The neighbours brought beach chairs and beer! I love it when the woman said "Your taking it with you aren't you". HAHAHAHA

[icesim1]

"I'd like to report an emergency......sort of" hahahahahahahhaa

[carrierform]

loved this show

[PresidentP]

He Open up the truck and jumped in LOL

[overmind2]

dang, how did a lizard get in there O_o

[spyalexryder]

haha "Get away from the car this is an alligator or a crocadile" lolz

[darryl349]

lmfao

[Kagutsuchi]

Haha.. eventaully my little baby will get that big. 0_o

[shinigami01]

ooooooh my gawwwd