Dilbert: Hard Reboot and Free Energy Video

[rahl8]

dilbert: its not yours.

dogbert: what time are you going to bed?

priceless lol

[LVG1159]

Dogbert sound black...

[Programmer142]

@LVG1159 You sound racist....

[hugo7627]

relay station

[CaptainJohnKeel]

I tried this hard reboot. I'm in jail but on the plus side my computer now works fine.

[starscreem65]

Dogbert's face at the "bazooka" line s priceless.

[XLRO8]

what exactly are they suppose to be doing at that place??

[doctorwhom1]

dobert, is there any particular dynamite manufacturer i should rob to get the best quality dynamite?

[eexlebots]

What will Dilbert get into next?

[ilovethevopo]

I think you should kill yourself Dilbert.

[vannyau]

I wonder what will Dilbert talk about, after asking "Can we talk?"

[dx221000]

Co za asy

[luckstergal]

Would such technology actually work?

[SkaterKman]

@luckstergal don't you think if it worked, or rather worked well, we'd be using it instead of burning coal, oil, and splitting atoms?

[fxxa7x]

@SkaterKman No because oil companies wouldnt let it happen.

[perfacetus]

@luckstergal

No, it would be impossible. It breaks the physical law of conservation of energy.

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

I thought dogbert already ruled the world.

[MajBlood]

Dogbert isn't the same with his new voice.

[InfuserGod]

@MajBlood Shut up! He sounds like Morpheus, which is epic enough for him!!

[GoldKnightProduction]

Does the dynamite HAVE to be stolen, or can it be obtained legally?

[posthumanfetus]

"repeats a line from the video we all just saw a few seconds ago"

[ultimatenick37]

"I will use this technology to rule the world!" "Uh- its not yours."

"What time are you going to bed?"

[johncisney15]

Id do the same thing with that kind of energy............BWA-HAHAHAHA­HAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[Hreinn91]

I've actually built one of these. Not that impressing =S

[MrZebster]

for those of you who don't know, Dogbert has always been a megalomaniac

[PopeKurt]

i wonder if someone tried to build that device after watching this...

[EphraimRodrigez]

@PopeKurt i build it, it was working perfectly but no one believed that it was working so i destroyed it again

[dsi991]

dogbert is evil.....I LIKE HIM!!!!!! >=D

[legoguy217]

LOL XD

[wondermega4ever]

Dogbert for 2012

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

I will use this technology to rule the world!

Uhh, it's not yours?

... what time are you going to bed?

[trainthemind]

DOGBERT FOR PRESIDENT: 2012 . you can pen in your own candidate.

[blazingjavi]

dogbert is a anrchist

[timetraveler3797]

Magnetic cancelation wheel, see those on youtube all the time...

[Paxmax]

@timetraveler3797, yeah... if it isn't magnetic-schmegnetic it's "water for fuel"(HHO) scams...

[clovely000]

What time are you going to bed?

[TheVooDooTaco]

@clovely000

About 23:30-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

[pyrogyra72]

What the hell kind of company has a psychotic dog on the payroll? I ask myself this every time I read the Dilbert strip.

Funny stuff here.

[Rougamaru]

@pyrogyra72 fox studios.

[WebbGnome0]

@pyrogyra72

The kind of company that would rather be on the psychotic dog's side and be his underlings, rather than have him working somewhere else where he could easily plot their demise and conquer the world with other underlings that will not be eliminated until they exhaust their usefulness.

[blackmage124]

RULE THE WORLD!!!

[Rougamaru]

@blackmage124 OF COURSE!

[blackmage124]

i volunteer to be his right hand man!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH

[Rougamaru]

@blackmage124 um, don't you mean paw? like, his right forepaw man?

[grndiesel]

When dogbert starts wagging is tail........RUN!!!!

[mundotaku]

Doggy likes evil.

[nightofraven]

What time your going to bed

[Tacityoshi1234]

Every time I start watching a Dilbert video I emmidiatlly rate it 5 stars even though I have'nt watched it they're just that awesome

[GaldonEyeStudios]

Or you're just a that much of a sheep. Don't get me wrong, these videos are hilarious. What you're doing, however, is like believing in God when you've never gone to Church: while it's technically acceptable, you have no reason to do it.

[relacley]

its not yours

[DarkMagicization]

What time are your going to bed?

[MASTURCHEEF001]

lol now aim the bazooka at the van

[Ariesbasketball]

hahaha

[xiiiDethroned]

Why does dogbert sound like morpheous from matrix instead of the normal cartoon version?

[evensgrey]

Different voice actors are on the internet version and the TV version.

[FrenzySliver]

"Uh hello I uh have a problem with my computer..."

"SHUt UP and REBOOT"

"Hey it worked!"

"SHUT UP and HANG UP"

[Oyeev]

Dogbert the genious conman! XDXD

[GlamEye]

The interesting thing is that Dogbert has already has taken over the world a couple times and gotten bored and stopped.

[nickolaso1996]

@GlamEye he didnt get bored he stopped so he could keep taking it over and keep having fun :D

[dassr43]

".. what time are you going to bed?"

[InferusExitium]

look at Dogberts tail lol

[jedimonkey001]

mwahahahaha>:D i will use this technology to rule the world! Um... it's not yours. What time are you going to bed?

[DickTaMs]

:S is not talking about the pc ?:S wll i think so

[DORproductions117]

Now aim the bazooka at the van...

[venato75]

@DORproductions117 ty for the deaf... dumbass

[BiGTiMeNeRD007]

@DORproductions117 Way to ruin the punchline for everyone. You dolt.

[DORproductions117]

@BiGTiMeNeRD007 Way to get upset over a cartoon. You dolt.

[TheCartoonNerd]

with out a doubt my favorite cartoon!!

[zeeslag123]

you gotta love this dry humor

[kagarirulezz]

Indeed! hehe ik vraag me af of je het ook "droge humor" in america noemt? Of is er een andere officiele benaming voor dit soort humor?

[shadowsa2b]

haha gotta love dogbert xD

voice doesnt quite suit him though imo...

[daxxx6]

what time are you going to bed?

[Redlin5]

I should try doing a hard reboot on my computer!

[ponyta222]

"What time your going to bed?"

i just love dogbert!

[goodcommentguy]

Dogbert has awesome hair.

[TCFan25]

Dogbert's voice is better than the TV version.

[TheDirector999]

now aim the bazooka at the van!

[horizonflyer9]

i love how smart Dilbert is, but no one sees it

[Golemoid]

"rool da wurld" no way hes not black

[FitoSaav]

No it is Lawrence Fishburne(?) (Morpheous from The Matrix)

[roymaster45]

"can we talk?" "now aim the bazooka at the van..."

[aah040404]

so damn funny

"Its not yours"

[Raph0n]

What time your going to bed? ^^

[GaldonEyeStudios]

Dogbert's voice reminds me of Morpheus from The Matrix in this series.

[xoxgodofgodsgodxx]

To be more specific, he sounds more like Darth Vader. James Earl Jones did the voices for Dogbert in these short toons.

[FitoSaav]

Wagging tail! :D

[WhiteShield0101]

lol now fill a van full of dynamite. amazing, just amazing

[VideoDarky]

I don't get tired of watching this

[waverly2468]

That free energy wheel looks like something that might appear in the prospectus for the Bernard Madoff ponzi hedge fund.

[HouseAddict8240]

um its not yours...

what time are you going to bed LMAO thats cute

[danielw1245]

i think the first one was the best of all of these.

[MMBinNC]

Now aim the bazooka at the van...

[CrazyInTheMix613]

Fav'd It

[CynderAngel]

I love Dilbert ^_^

[ultimatefrisbee01]

I like how dogbert's tail wags when he said he was going to rule the world :)

[CJAproductionsINC]

"I will use this technology to rule the world!"

"Umm, it's not yours."

LOL

[RedMoonAi]

''at when time youre going to bed?''

[CJAproductionsINC]

XD and LOL

[pnrmom]

I remember reading this one in a comic strip collection of dilbert

[usonly101]

How could you not like the second one? The second one is why I saved it to my favorites, it's hilarious!

[NoobyMac]

The first one was hystarical! The 2nd one, I didn't get =P

[Keshaldra]

Free, unlimited energy would give someone a LOT of power, financially, for example. Dilbert told Dogbert that it wasn't his, so Dogbert asked what time Dilbert was going to bed (so he could steal it).

[Siagirly]

Awesome Doggie. ^__^

[bubbajimmy8]

i read this one in try rebooting yourself

[rankpuller]

okay rent a van and fill it with stolen dynamite (can we talk) now aim the bazooka at the back

[nightofraven]

if u guy's got lag follow what he say 0:05 lol

[nightofraven]

both are fun 5 out 5

[GooseMaster72]

Dogbert's Bazooka line made me laugh like a drunken idiot.

Which i may well be.

[joshuaslong]

The timing on that last phrase is perfect.

[VideoDarky]

I love Dogbert, he's like a role model.

Amo a Dogbert, es como un modelo a seguir.

[cartoonlover2326]

In the first one, what exactly was Dogbert trying to blow up?

[Arcaenon]

And Internet Relay Station

[VideoDarky]

A power company main rely station, lol

[crammage]

that was good :]

[Htos1]

Free energy!What Dogbert said is EXACTLY what poltitcians would say!LOL!

[1111q2]

Actually, it's what politicians and money men DID say. Take a few minutes and look into free energy. Our masters have fought this tooth and nail since around 1890 when it was discovered. And not just by one man. It's been discovered over, and over, and over, and repressed over, and over and over.

[nintendude4199]

Look at Sir Dogberts tail

[launchpadmcquak]

bring back the show! chris elliott was an awesome dogbert and daniel stern was perfect as dilbert. larry miller as the PHB was great!

[jetsam50000]

EXTERMINATE!!!

[CrazyInTheMix613]

This Video Is The Best One...

[peterandrewpatrickjo]

why do people have to repeat evrything on the vid, i sure a well amout of us already know about it :|

[Argonaut22j]

I WILL RULE THE WORLD!

[foamyfan231]

we just like to repeat stuff that is funny. We do it if we want to. I am sure you have repeated something like this in a video

[1111q2]

It's an attempt at a personal connection not possible using the internet. I was going to say most people seen ego inclined. Maybe it's both?

[Athaanmiere]

I have the "Hard Reboot" one clipped from my paper and posted on my shelf

One of my favourite strips of all time XD

[800Frozone]

Muhahahahaha With this new technology I will rule the world!

Uh, its not yours?

What time are you going to bed?

[Surhotchaperchlorome]

Gawd, Dogbert is evil. XD

[VideoGamePlayer12]

lol

[supersmile900]

the dog sounds evilll but it is really funny.(i keep playing with the audio preview,it says BAD WORDS!)

[shmutzman]

Last 4 seconds are HILARIOUS!!

[pitviper12345]

LOL!! @ 2

[peterkingstonlewis]

i alredy have problems with relationships so whatever

[Chinothebad]

Dog sounded evil, but? IS he evil????

[kaushikpaddy]

nope

[RedMoonAi]

hes evil

[ShiningStarManga]

Not so much evil as he is clever.

[Lambocoon]

they're easily confused

[GuardianAngelHB]

hahahaha

"what time are you going to bed?"

=p

[Ouendanman64]

"Uh, it's not yours."

"What time are you going to bed?"

lol

[burninfrets]

hahaha! i love dogbert so much he's so evil!

[JustinSable]

Another great segment. I especially laughed at the first skit. XD

[arinlares]

I like how Dogbert works! In fact, just the other day, i used his hard reboot technique. It's so good, it stopped the whole city's computers!

[Nidonemo]

What an evil little pup! XD

[burninfrets]

DOGBERT ROCKS!

[tombkreeper3]

lol dogbert is always so funny looking when his ears are up like that! ^_^"

[p2pjoe]

love the end.

[wampastompa1]

What time you going to bed? LOL

[MooseOfReason]

Digg it! Click "Digg" under the Shared link, near the bottom left of the video.

[RICHANDROS]

HA LOVE IT

[shatteredglassart]

Dilbert's my favorite comic in the papers :D

Dogbert's my favorite character!

I've noticed that i'm picking up his scheming ways lol

[obamawalker]

Haha!

[Raccoonpolice99]

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[Gruntshooter]

Dogbert rocks! XD