Tool - Hooker With A Penis

[vuzganje]

kewl mount

[slmarx]

fucking evil wind stick



[slmarx]

looks like lollapalooza @sandstone amphitheater in bonnersprings kansas

[theshmoob]

where was this concert?

[slmarx]

Is this at Sandstone?

[TheTrevor101]

Arnold Governators old job.... Maynard's ride.

[StackedCircles]

I love the way he says "All for sale, just for you" haha

[chriscritsini]

powerful voice!!!!!

[moweryb2067]

watch blood into wine....mjk....

[swindler11]

...does he have boobs?

[LINKdrkguy]

@swindler11 He wore tits for your sins... now fapp.

[23house23]

1:30 What is this I dont even

[LINKdrkguy]

@23house23 Seriously? are you newfag or wut, thats completely normal.

[23house23]

@LINKdrkguy

Go back to /b/ you fucking douchebag.

[LINKdrkguy]

@23house23 douchbag*



[Redzombie13]

I can't wait to hear their new album next year!!! Danny Carey is freakin' amazing right along with Tomas Haake of Meshuggah and Chris Adler of Lamb of God.

[jdoperator]

maynard at the top of his game riding gimps wearing speedos before he got into crushing grapes,oh well

[shredder6078]

bahahahaha maynard got a dude in a speedo holdin him up lmao

[EnthalpyH]

Tool is so fucking awesome and they really do have a high-quality sound in live concerts.

[kingTOOL]

cool this is from 97 right?

why do ppl throw shit at the stage?

do they really think thats the right way to get attetion from them> ?

sheesh

well obvious there is no thinking there lol

TOOL \m./

love the breasts !!!!

[brunthroath6912]

Tool is ok... They hit you with an awesome riff and then ruin it with some ordinary riff after that lol

[jinzu33]

@brunthroath6912

"ordinary riff"

I laughed when I read your comment.

[brunthroath6912]

@jinzu33 Yea like the riff that begins the song lateralus is so original!!

[unicursalhex]

Maynard riding the gimp = Awesome.

[fuckAdewgong]

merle

[thcovrlrd]

omg i wish i was there, and i agree took, volumes, i would love to meet a girl into tool as much as i am

[destroyerofsenses1]

I was at that show........ bonner springs.... remember it like it was yesterday..... incredible...... goin to see them again this weekend... can't wait.... great video

[bojanks15]

@destroyerofsenses1 bonner springs missouri?

[kadmon999]

an maynard isnt gay. all of his costumes are symbolic. He's a visual artist and performer. you just have to look beyond the surface to understand what he's trying to express. "Hooker with a Penis" isnt about a transvestite as the name implies, its about Maynard (the "hooker" for selling his self out) with a guy being a dick to him (the "Penis").

[merjguitar]

@kadmon999 i agree with you, but the meaning of the song is debateable.

[kadmon999]

I cant remember. I used to have a tape of the whole show but i lost it to an ex gf. Something about one of the members of Korn being sick and not making the show and he makes fun of them in true maynard sarcasm.

[youknowyourrite1]

that shit's crazy... but i don't see how it makes maynard "gay". and even if he was, so fucking what??

[christiannandres]

so gay......still my fav band

[merjguitar]

@christiannandres lol, this is far from gay, its art. and are you so feeble-minded that you'd let a guy's orientation deter you from the amazing music he makes? pathetic, dude.

[EthericWizard]

this makes my nonexistent vagina dank

[83king]

maynards gay its official stinkfist and this confirms it

[zzsharka]

@83king it's called acting dude.

[ashleyU218]

MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN.

[fortysicsand2]

i like the hot chick at the end of the video

[kadmon999]

This is also the show where Maynard talks shit about Korn lol.

[44eelz]

@kadmon999 .. what does he say?

[youknowyourrite1]

@kadmon999 oh yeah, and i too want to know what maynard says about korn...

[kadmon999]

Anybody know where the rest of the video footage of this concert is at? The version of Stinkfist from this exact show is the sickest I've ever heard!

[lzemlick]

I think that Maynard was going for the Master-Blaster concept from Mad Max Thunderdome

[Jensuchild]

@lzemlick dude i was thinkin the same thing!

[lzemlick]

Ha! Maynard, you are so fucking funny.

[ScottHatesAll]

BUY

BUY

BUY

BUY

MY new record

[jinzu33]

BRING

BRING

BRING

BRING

BRING

BRING OUT A NEW RECORD.

Come on, Maynard.

[w26895]

jesus christ... how tha fuck did mjk came up with this "i'm gonna sit on the back of some almost nude, wearing a bag on his head big guy while singing" idea?????, shit i'd give anything to see this live XD

[Megalodon420]

GREATEST SONG TITLE EVER the lyrics are just as good, almost as good as aenima

[Ignignokt2]

love maynard... love this song.... love acid..

[WAKExxUPxxAMERICA]

that was cool

[allwillsuffer]

I can honestly say, Maynard knows how to entertain a crowd. I would fucking love to see shitty Nicklback try to pull something like this off.

Ps. Maynard can borrow my bra any day ;)

[nine2five93]

you're totally right !

[Megalodon420]

lmao, nickleback also has 45 yr old moms, 10 yr old kids, and a corporate dick up their ass so its hard to pull this kinda shit lol but ya nickleback is crazy lame, maynard is awesome in this vid

[rockntroopen]

tool is cool and swaring a lot

[Swedala]

Tool on overdrive!!XD

[americannapalm]

maynards got boobs

[ingwersengrady]

MAYNARD RULES BARTER TOWN...

[MrSatan87]

I wish i'd have my own bodybuilder who carries me around on his shoulders so i can scream at everyone how retarded he is.

[martse11]

doesn't everyone?

[beegler04]

Deffinetly very odd...

[EW8S93]

I dedicate this song to BlankUberAlles, that kid is a fucking poser from hell and pisses everyone off. Along with pigsinspace123

[ShroomSamich]

TOOL SAVED MY LIFE

[Gentlemanjunkie]

Love you Maynard you fucking wierdo!

[EXPcustom]

I clicked on this video wanting to see Tool then all I kept wanting to see was more of the chick in the blue shirt, she is effing HAWT!

[trevoreriksmoen]

fuuuuuck you buddy!!

maynard is such a weirdo, but at least he's original, unlike that dumb fuckin green bay dand,

[Smackenzieth]

agreed

[Grapefruit2000]

@trevoreriksmoen green day and tool have nothin to do with eachother stfu.

[7jimmyjames]

@Grapefruit2000 Nicely put, thumbs up.

[BloodShotNow]

@Grapefruit2000 COMMENTS LIKE THAT ARE THE EXACT REASON LIL WAYNE, & LADY GAGA ARE ON T.V. EVERY DAY INSTEAD OF ROCK & FUCKING ROLL. OPEN YOUR MIND TO ROCK & ENJOY ALL OF IT'S BEAUTY WHETHER IT BE PUNK OR METAL OR PSYCHADELIC OR PROGRESSIVE & IF YOU CAN'T ENJOY ALL OF IT THEN BE QUIET ABOUT SUBGENRES & MAKE FUN OF SOME OTHER GENRE LIKE RAP

[RyanTF2]

@BloodShotNow and comments like this make me remember why 95% of the youtube community is retarded.

[glynhoyland]

@BloodShotNow All music is art. its not the genres, its the individual artists who are the terrible people

[OKPBarTek]

wow, that was just incredible... blew mt eh fuck away like 5 times in a row...

[QG2009627]

thats awesome

[usedmothlight]

nearly pointless. i feel bad for the stilt. ahhh 97

[InfamousDominion]

Were was this recorded at?

[rotedrachen]

Buddy you should learn to hold the camera still. That or grow a couple of cemtimeters taller!!

[stevefrench180]

holy shat! hes riding some dude.

[Kozlen]

adam looks fucking rad when he plays the intro

[shimric20]

That's a weird man.

[kedrobomb]

lol. maynard looks taller.......

[keenboy1310]

Must be his shoes.

[Zerophoenix1]

probably his haircut

[rotedrachen]

It´s the man shaped growth on his testicles!!!

[discopuppy]

Good vid!!!

[tookurjaerbs]

I need to meet a girl who loves this band as much as I do. Not to sound like a douchebag, but I think it speaks volumes about a person's personality if they are into Tool.

[lateralus112358]

it really does, not in a startrek nerdy fanboy way, but in a.. deep sort of almost spiritual way for me. i've had some amazing experiences while listening to Tool.

[tbaldrich]

totally agreed.

[havikairsoft]

I agree with both of you completely.

[touchecostmart]

DOUCHE BAG!

[VonStigens]

hell yeah man, im exactly the same, thats why i wont go out with a girl unless she can atleast appreciate Tool

[DesuAvenger]

My girlfriend got me into Tool. There's definitely plenty of girls out there that love Tool.

[510erDriver]

@tookurjaerbs totally agree wit that, finding someone who worships the same gods as you, is mos def a plus.

[ginghamslut]

@tookurjaerbs It would be pretty awesome, that's for sure.

[gomddrummer]

@tookurjaerbs

Met one. Baaaad experience. Really bad experience. Like, the worst summer of my whole damn life thus far. Not that they're all like that, but don't get too down if you're girl likes her music, and you like yours.

[xGSxMayhem94]

@tookurjaerbs my girlfriend loves tool :D like she's a hugggeeee fan

[snorpthus]

@tookurjaerbs ha. awesome.

[HouseOf1000Corpses2]

@tookurjaerbs I love your name on here xD

[tookurjaerbs]

@HouseOf1000Corpses2 heh thanks

[ZetsubouMFZB]

@tookurjaerbs

It either means: you are a person who enjoys Tool's music due to their sound, creativity, and/or lyrics

or it means you are a tool who wants people to think you are intelligent (aka Hooker with a Penis)

[party999999]

@tookurjaerbs and my girlfriend loves TooL :D

[peaceprophecy]

fuck he's a weirdo....but i love him!

[volumendos]

hahaha! amaaaaaazing!

[TheBiddleMan]

i would commit so many atrocities to see this show. so many.

[kaqusi007]

Wait..if Maynard has tits, then is he the hooker with a penis?

[tbaldrich]

he is dressed not because of the song. he went out with this costumes because of his son.

[alect1727]

because of his son?

[tbaldrich]

yes, he didnt want his son devo to see him on stage when he was young, to see him as a rock singer, the singer of tool, so he went out dressed.

[drhbettathanu]

he didnt want the media to follow him and his son around so he dressed up so that they didnt know exactly what he looked like

[ziltiod94]

i think its both, because he has meaning

and wants to protect his identity

[MrSatan87]

wtf :D

[vampirecomedian]

why does maynard have tits and why is he on a dude in a speedos back

[desus123OGT]

BECAUSE HE'S MAYNARD!!!

[Golempire]

Lol, why is Maynard Maynard?

WHAT THE FU------BOOOOOOM!

[Dhanhael]

why not?

[iLoveOlivaMunn]

search what AEnima means

[Pwonts94]

..

Tool concerts belong INSIDE where its DARK so they can BLOW YOUR MIND!!!

\m/

[peaveyscoop567]

horrible video

[musicman1783]

JESUS MAYNARD ACTUALLY DOES HAVE TITS

[constert111]

Lol I like the whole thing where he says T shirts, boxers shorts, all for sale just for you with a lisp.

[0NauGhT0]

DANNY CAREY!!!! \nn/

[CaptTroll]

"Hey dude, wanna hold me up well i sing a song called hooker with a penis?"

"Sure...."

[Mustachhe]

FUCK YEAH!

[wackassegyption]

Stupid cigarette hand!

[binhatin]

send more money

fuck you, buddy

[halenharris]

hahaha wow this is awesome

[idwita]

awfully quiet on the volume.

[kismo24]

rofl.... what the fuck maynard...

[leibeslied]

did the girl at the end of the video show her tata's

[visegrip]

saw this exact set at lollapalooza 97, amazing show amazing band

[kaidan007]

yes,the big one is not a pentagram,but there is one inside..... anyway i will look for the meaning...thx

[frcfed]

amazing, thanks for posting. :)

[butternuts23]

i didnt think i could love the band any more, then i saw this...

[godsvayne]

man this was insane ..thanks for posting it!!

[lilvjdude]

'All that you know about me is what I've sold you, you dumb fuck.' - genius

[JamesOhGoodie]

Maynard going all Master Blaster from Mad Max on us. Fucking awesome.

[kaidan007]

great performance,just fucking crazy!!!

the big pentagram behind ..... wow!!!

lets just say: TOOL

[arodinpinstripes]

no pentagram.

see sacred geometry.

[JaredLP78]

if anything its a jew star

[yunikage]

lol...music industry has had declining sales for 10 years. 10 years. If ANY commercial sector declines for that long, they might as well throw in the towel. It's over. You cannot charge people for information when duplication of information is free, easy, and possible over massive distances...it makes no sense.

[uniquepisceque]

yeah tool! always deep lyrics, thats what i love about them. i just hate that the music industry is going to shit. thats why maynard has a winery, just in case the music industry goes downhill.

[p1nkflo1d]

fucking weird but fucking epic

[MousaVakily]

Mayrards awsome. I love his screams.

[rottendenmarkforever]

the cameraman is a homophobe!

[turnerpoop]

maynaid hates all you fucks. tool is too leet for you and they masterbates on you while you sleep

[akhunatonic]

say it louda skwissgar

[afiltercalledman]

learn to spell dipshit.

[timkick]

You're so lame.

[stinkfist420]

It took me a few secs to realize that Maynard was on some guys shoulders. Wow, I love MJK but that is super gay. The guy holding him up seems to enjoy his balls on his head.

[kierkwingen]

hence the name Hooker with a penis dumbass, i thought u'd know that since ur name is even stinkfist. at this other show he wore a braw and a skirt,...get it? hooker( bra and skirt) with a penis (he's a guy).

[opiateofthemasses]

I get it completely, but that is still pretty gay. Oh well shock value comes at a high price sometimes(ballsonhead) lol.

[randyc420]

that is exactly why he did that, for people like you, you homo-phobic cock crazed wannabe captain spaulding

[CrossCentaur]

This album, and the "BAND" IS THE GREATEST ALBUM EVER!!!! PUT OUT BY ANY "BAND" IN HISTORY, EVERRRRRRRRR

enuf said

[cam125cr]

YO! Fuck all those people at that show! They act like they don't know who the fuck TOOL is! They aren't into shit!! Fuck those people! The show i was at in the dirty south of Birmingham was crunk as shit!! EVERYONE there was a DIE-HARD fan! and by the way...FUCK THESE PPL!!! (LAME)!!!!!

[EdJohnson420]

Yeah, those shows fucking rocked!

[edwardmicheal]

Fuckin Right! Was there seats? even if there was fuck it, rip em out and burn em! Way fuckin weak! I would be flippin the fuck out if they dropped this at a show.

[zulu650]

he used to bahh at his fans like there were sheep for coming to his concert. thats so gay

anyway great song! how could tool sell out?!?

[toga277]

yea they totally sold out, after all these years they still put time and soul absolute into their music refusing to bow to corporations for music videos, lyric alterations, shorter songs, interviews...

sold out........hardly

[robitfuel]

What an ironic statement for this song.

[RodrigoMera]

(in respect of selling out and the capitalist point of view)...

[o08140o]

indeed he does... such a good comic.

[puscifer85]

Hillarious video...

[rashock12]

1:45 - joint? :D

[ryanb76]

I saw this tour. Best show to date- I've seen them 6 times since then

[Zildjian232]

Id tap that chick in the blue t shirt

[Budskee420]

t-shirts, baby t's, boxer shorts all for sale just for you. LOL god i love this dude's brutal honesty.

[ImyourTOOLuseme]

heh, maynard's got a man-slave! that's awesome.

[randalldunman94]

Maynard is the best!

Haha great song too!

TOOL rocks!

[thebdon]

michaelsummerville ,

You must realize you have no clue. The jest of the song is a confrentation with a fan who accused Maynard of having sold out to "the powers that be". However, the joke was on the fan because he was the dipshit buying the record, which lined maynard's pocket. Maynard is saying he sold out long before this person brought it to his attention..we keep buying!!! Maynard is the hooker with the penis. We lap it up.

[ToolKid21]

Maynards the hooker with a penis? i guess that make sense, but i always thought that was an insult to the person who said that to maynard. ithought maynard was calling him a hooker with a penis

[JODQ11]

Hooker = Sell Out

Penis = He fucks you

[damu4291]

actually its a bandname

[michaelsummerville]

Maynard must have been inspired by Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (oh yeah and some acid too). Master-Blaster rules Bartertown, right?

[Shun101010]

thats a true story. he picked up a hooker who turned out to be a dude. lol thats sick

[Creepingdeth1057]

Not even close dude.

Its about some of there fans saying they sold out when really everything in america is a product used to make money so its hipicritical for them to say a band sold out when every single thing in a capitalist country sells out.

Capitalism is like a hooker with a penis because it will do anything to sell its self and make money, but at the same time it will fuck you.

[pbtex09]

Exactly