Women: Know Your Limits

[gunza21]

I wish I'd seen this before I applied to college. Although at least now I have an explanation as to why I gained 120 pounds and a mustache.

[harveysims]

And then we gave them the vote . MAN OH MAN

[Dracopol]

@Dracopol ...and another thing! What would you prefer to be doing? Screaming at your sister woman across a boardroom table, or rolling around on the carpet playing with your cute little baby who keeps gurgling and making a little bubble in-between his teeth?...........Aw, screw work, YOU go!

[popaddict]

Actually it's the men who are at fault in this situation. When the conversation turns to more serious matters the right thing to do is to promptly inform the woman that she is required to go make a sandwich. This will keep them from making blunders like speaking inappropriately.

[reidharr35]

true

[asstormery]

they were sexier, loveable and more attractive back in that day.

[lovemeordie83]

@asstormery In that day, while they were sitting at the table and pretended to be stupider than men, my grandmother was a chemist.

[blueshogun96]

lol, sexist as hell, but funny as hell too!

[peagabassi]

Made my day :D:D:D:D:D

[jedidree]

someone take out the laugh track please

[Justdaman411]

Well, America shouldn't be on the gold standard.

[fukinzeppelinman]

Fuck the gold standard. I'd much rather talk about kittens.

[jonasbjarke]

Hilarious! However, I wish they would drop the annoying laugh-track. Laugh-tracks seem to plague all of my favorite British comedies.

[ddawson100]

What a delightful thought you dear sweet fragile little thing.

[quehostia]

@ddawson100 Hey, I just heard that exact same line uttered in a video I saw on youtube.com! Wow, what a coincidence. What are the odds of that? /s

[ThantosOMG]

Even if this video is done in jest, it also teaches a valuable lesson. Women, leave the important things to the men, and just keep giving us babies and doing our laundry and cooking in the kitchen and having sex with us, and we won't have to beat you.

[jalebi]

@ThantosOMG Oh boy, you're a keeper!

[jubileedoo]

Here's the amazing thing: that there are some guys on here who don't realize this is comedy, but still show their arses & how they truly feel about women. Which is probably why they ain't gettin' any.

[Assault912]

@jubileedoo You are encouraging misandry, how ignorant

[funkybruiser]

@jubileedoo unfortunately, you are right!

[jubileedoo]

@booth021  grow up.

[colachan9]

women FTW!

no wonder this world is so fucked up men run it ...

if women ran the world we would have kittens and sweet stuff! and no war were all men belong to be in.

[TheAxes4six]

LMAO!

[freeheretic111]

That was hysterical. Women (and progressives) usually want America to keep off the gold standard since it demands accountability, limits borrowing, and therefore limits issuing credit which is debt. Keeping off the gold standard also allows government to temporarily create lots of unpaid for social programs.

[jubileedoo]

@freeheretic111 Which explains why so many of those so-called unpaid-for social programs were thought up by & implemented by MEN. Your comment is sooooo off-base, myopic, arrogant, and childish.

[freeheretic111]

@jubileedoo You are really shallow, ignorant, and brainwashed.

[denytilyoudie]

fuck this bullshit!

[dolliesunset]

Even though this is sexist in every way. it is funny..

[Starioshka]

It's hilarious but it's all truth!

[jg300gman]

joke- woman on a crashing plane takes off all her clothes and yells: "Is there a guy here man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A fellow takes off his shirt and fires back: "Yeah...take this shirt and iron it!" haha

[jubileedoo]

@jg300gman Which just goes to prove how helpless men are that they can't iron for themselves.

[funkybruiser]

@jg300gman you like jokes do you? here's one Why do men name their penises?

Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.

[jg300gman]

@funkybruiser - you, my dear, are totally out of your limits! What you need is a strong man to guide you...protect you....help you make your way in this man-dominated world so you don't get so confused and out of line. I hope it is not too late for your dear, precious soul!

[funkybruiser]

@jg300gman My dear precious soul won't be saved by a man. Who do I need protection from exactly? Male dominated world, really? That's a new one on me.

[jg300gman]

@funkybruiser -do the math...how many leaders are men and how many are women? The facts are clear my dear sweet delicate soul! Oh but it is true...without women to bear children there would be no Winston Churchill....Ronald Reagan or Napoleon Bonaparte !! But the saying "the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world " is rediculous.....there is so much more to the development of a great leader than just his upbringing. Though that is an important part to be sure.

[funkybruiser]

@jg300gman You never answered my question - who do I need protection from? My comment had nothing to do with leadership skills of male vs. female. I was being sarcastic in reference to your 'male dominated world' comment as it seems a lot of western men don't think (the ones who comment on the MRA vids on youtube) we live under a patriarchy, they believe we are under a matriarchy because of the biast laws in favor of females. Just remember: the meek shall inherit the earth.

[jg300gman]

@funkybruiser - protection from yourself of course! This is all in good fun....don't take this video or me too seriously.

I don't want to hurt your feelings. You are much too delicate for that. (Hugs)

[funkybruiser]

@jg300gman lol Well thanks for that :) I needed a hug!

[pimpedpope]

attention all women on the internet get back to the kitchen/cage

[jubileedoo]

@pimpedpope sure, just as soon as you grow up, get some manners, and act respectfully.

We won't hold our breath waiting for you.

[pimpedpope]

@jubileedoo hahaha my bitch is already in the kitchen so suck it whore

[AllSeingEyeXIX]

Oh Man... THIS IS SSSOOOO COOL!

5 STARS!!!

[thedarkallies]

jesus christ!  I cant believe the sexist stuff back in the 50s.

[jondaken]

I hope you're not being serious.

[goonboy72]

@thedarkallies the 2 men actors are comedians, it's a sketch

[eltoro200]

"Let your natural sweetness shine through" LOL

[Holybarreta]

Hilarious xD!

[whatsontv1234]

Awesome! I saw that years ago. I completely forgot it. Mint!

[DementedGael]

it's from The fast show you curr

[LeeroyFan101]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[SexyNeurotic]

lol, ridiculously funny.

[Zoza15]

LOL!!!!!!!..

[sthesailor]

im a girl and i laughed like hell!

[St4yTru3]

ur fuking cool.... all bullshit aside.... marry me...

[kinderpolizei]

@sthesailor

And I am as a man have to agree, that kittens are soft and furry.

[blakecarruthers345]

that is so true lol

[willowbud]

Ah Ha!  Very good!

[21woman]

Thanks, goes straight to my playlist.