At Anheuser, I was the Elec. Dept Mgr for some years. One of my supervisors brought this to my attention maybe 8 years ago. My god did we have fun using this malarkey at Production meetings. I had a talented electrician come to my office and told him (with a straight face) to watch the video because this is the direction we were going and I planned on him being a lead player and trainer. It must of been 1/2 way into the video when he started crying he was laughing so hard. Excellent! Bob
At Anheuser, I was the Elec. Dept Mgr for some years. One of my supervisors brought this to my attention maybe 8 years ago. My god did we have fun using this malarkey at Production meetings. I had a talented electrician come to my office and told him (with a straight face) to watch the video because this is the direction we were going and I planned on him being a lead player and trainer. It must of been 1/2 way into the video when he started crying he was laughing so hard. Excellent! Bob
Wow... I just found this video again after four years... the technology has advanced so much since then.
I just had to giggle all the way through- I mean, look how big it is! And the stuff they're bragging about- providing inverse reactive current /and/ synchronizing cardinal grammeters- pssh! It's like watching an ad for floppy disks.
Generally when running nitro the supercharger boost must be relative to the general humidity controlled in the paraphrase clutch packs. If you don't, serious ram-rod detonations will blow your butt to shreds.
5 minutes ago I was about to not buy it, but then he mentioned that it had the Dingolarm! Now I can do that thing I always wanted to do! But twice as fast and backwards!
Years ago, I showed this clip to my friend because I thought it was funny. He didn't laugh once and then said something like, "hmm the weird thing is I actually know what he's talking about". At the time, I didn't know it was a joke, but how satisfying would it have been to call him out on it!
"side fumbling" ? I was told in engineering school that this was a "law" and can't be avoided or violated! Liars! Liars! Now, I must go out and find what else didn't they tell the truth about?
The most popular comment obliquely addresses the defabulation to be expected from the Gernreich effect in such a haptotronic device, but bafflingly ignores lumen loss due to cross-transparency. Does anyone know how Rockwell addressed post-lamented luminosity?
Simple. If you connect a phase detractor to E.P. 235, the result will be that the disambiguity will disappear. However, this affects other aspects of the unit. Care must be used, including adjustment of the Milford Trunion. Simply dial in the value 3.14 times the sequential product of the Limburg Quotient times the value of the square of the output measured initially. Now pour into the tank some cat piss. Careful! Explosion may occur. Start at a low rate of energy, then adjust from there.
BTW: On the collection of cat piss. This is doubtless the hardest part of the solution. It has been said that you can't herd cats. Well, I have discovered that it is far easier to herd cats than to collect cat piss. Due to PETA's interference, this solution must be referred to the Obama Administration, which means that the situation is unsolvable. This is because you have to make the cat drink lots of water, then you have to kill the cat. Cats won't cooperate as far as collecting their urine.
I'm more concerned about the detrimental effects of inverse sine motion in the calibration springs. Even the slightest square wave could cause the entire reflux to collapse. This would be very deleterius to the propagation of the sinusoudal momentum, leaving the output power far to nebulous to be of any use.
At Anheuser, I was the Elec. Dept Mgr for some years. One of my supervisors brought this to my attention maybe 8 years ago. My god did we have fun using this malarkey at Production meetings. I had a talented electrician come to my office and told him (with a straight face) to watch the video because this is the direction we were going and I planned on him being a lead player and trainer. It must of been 1/2 way into the video when he started crying he was laughing so hard. Excellent! Bob
This is exactly right. Side fumbling is inherent to any device which utilizes magneto-reluctance. Spurving bearings cannot prevent this, only reduce it (and they are certainly better than the method used in previous devices, the inverse planar limiting piston).
Clearly, this video is intended to fool some stupid news reporters, since anyone with a basic engineering background understands that side fumbling is impossible to completely prevent.
Retroencabulators are completely unnecessary in the production and operation of nofer trunions anymore, they've been replaced by docfer stabulationizers.
But there's no mention of the flanger valve. Where's the Dongle? This guy's on crack if he thinks the intrinsic differentiators are going to maintain maximum osculation without the Dongle.
Ive updated mine with a reversed-phased 17.2º passive open-loop stabilizer to reduce double-feedback errors to less than 1.2 nanoseconds, that way the monocalouristic iodization takes place in 2.72 nanosecond timeslices. This in turn, and you probably guess it correctly by now, also reduced transversitive quadlental trajectory errors. Bottom line; closer shave on sensitive skin.
This system is based on a three-term multi-loop phase controlled data sequencer with on-board peripheral VCR tracking, capable also of MIDI snap shots on the fly. However, a technical fault can develop on the flange of the suspension grommet, which is caused by the consequent reluctance of the morality sprocket. This is sometimes also caused by the Tridal Traversity.
tsk this is so old. everyone knows this was replaced by the superconducting flux perambulator model with is superior ohms shifting measurements and its processor able to do 50 nanocycles ever recharge
Actually he's memorized, or is reading lines already used in other videos. It's like the "kanuten valve," used by auto mechanics to fool mechanical ignorance. It's engineer's comedy. None of this exists. BTW, the equipment he's standing in front of looks like Allen-Badley controls. One of the doors he opened contained a simple electic motor contactor setup, known as a "starter." Non-reversable I might add.. Standard stuff, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, yeah, all that high tech and the door on the cardinal grameters cabinet was squeeky and in need oiling (so does the one on the modio interaction magneto reluctance and capacitive duractance cabinet)... what a sloppy imression - I wonder if anyone ever bought one of those gizmos.
Semiconductor quantum well laser with separate lateral confinement of injected carriers: using ridge waveguide to confine the optical mode. A buried heterostructure confines injected carriers to semiconductor optical confinement layers, and a buried heterojunction quantum well within the optical confinement layers confines injected carriers during laser operation. A ridge waveguide outside the optical confinement layers removes an index step from the optical mode during laser operation.
Wow, that's impressive! You almost had my chronically inflamed sinus cavity inject previously inbibed and partially regurgitated bovine lactoid by-product through my nasal passage.
Perhaps you should do some research before jumping to conclusions about things you are not aware of. Consider it a "best practice". rockwellautomation(dot)com
The inverse reactive current contacts did not contact the detractor wire and the cargo granmeter sync module was defective. The magnetoreluctant modiointeraction box was not good enough, and amulite has been dead since Apr '94. Spervings follow AIARCGs, and the marselbanes are unneccessary. LOD loading is mad. Fluorescent scoremotion is never wanted in this industry, especially not with a Dingkalong (it causes high levels of Imfelboz).
that technology is all chrysler. i would know my supercharged 84 chrysler minivan has one that needed to be replaced last week. it wasnt making the normal hiccup noise so i brought it in. turns out the girdle spring was discombobulated as well
I'm glad they updated the encabulator, I had so many issues with side fumbling on the old unit. The malleable amulite baseplate was too soft as well, its a good thing they addressed that issue.
This guy obviously has no clue what he's talking about. I mean, seriously, who the hell would put the sperving bearings aligned with the panometric fan? That's just crazy. They need to be perpendicular to the fan, or there's no room to attach the hydrocoptic marselbanes.
You clearly dont understand the importance of Friction-free wizzle channels. I'm sure it'll be more than a joke when the Dirble spring in your computer begins to start phasing with the graviton disruptor feild.
Great Spoof!...I was fooled for the first half, but then it got so silly, I scratched my head in perplexity wondering if I was 'That out of touch?'. Rockwell must have a great sense of humour to allow this. Did it go out on April Fool's Day?
I'd pay money to listen to some ultranerd who actually understands what that guy's saying debunk the product based on scientific grounds without realizing it's just a joke! :D
pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliconvalcanoconiosis. The longest word in the English language, but apparently not as confusing as some of the things this guy's got.
Thankfully he added hand gestures to demonstrate the principles or I'd be completely lost.
bluedanbob 1 month ago
I'm still laughing... what a fun video
AllieOK 3 months ago
I bought one, i got a free weasel and some cheese with mine.
pcvideogamer 7 months ago
@MagnusCondomus
...what?
gwaga56 1 year ago
At Anheuser, I was the Elec. Dept Mgr for some years. One of my supervisors brought this to my attention maybe 8 years ago. My god did we have fun using this malarkey at Production meetings. I had a talented electrician come to my office and told him (with a straight face) to watch the video because this is the direction we were going and I planned on him being a lead player and trainer. It must of been 1/2 way into the video when he started crying he was laughing so hard. Excellent! Bob
pr0kris 1 year ago
At Anheuser, I was the Elec. Dept Mgr for some years. One of my supervisors brought this to my attention maybe 8 years ago. My god did we have fun using this malarkey at Production meetings. I had a talented electrician come to my office and told him (with a straight face) to watch the video because this is the direction we were going and I planned on him being a lead player and trainer. It must of been 1/2 way into the video when he started crying he was laughing so hard. Excellent! Bob
lrr0936 1 year ago
Wow... I just found this video again after four years... the technology has advanced so much since then.
I just had to giggle all the way through- I mean, look how big it is! And the stuff they're bragging about- providing inverse reactive current /and/ synchronizing cardinal grammeters- pssh! It's like watching an ad for floppy disks.
Nerdule 1 year ago
So... the dingledong is connected to the... parametric fan? xD
Enkeixpress 1 year ago
... What the fuck is he talking about? O.o
Enkeixpress 1 year ago
@Enkeixpress
Uno, that thingy
Krisando 1 year ago
@Enkeixpress That'sthejoke.jpg
EvansRowan123 4 months ago
...what?
xB14CKM4N 1 year ago 3
I think I just broke my girdle spring.
edgeofblade 1 year ago 2
Generally when running nitro the supercharger boost must be relative to the general humidity controlled in the paraphrase clutch packs. If you don't, serious ram-rod detonations will blow your butt to shreds.
thechannelguy 1 year ago
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5 minutes ago I was about to not buy it, but then he mentioned that it had the Dingolarm! Now I can do that thing I always wanted to do! But twice as fast and backwards!
drchen054 1 year ago
One of the flay-rods is out of skew on the treadle.
lenskap 1 year ago
Years ago, I showed this clip to my friend because I thought it was funny. He didn't laugh once and then said something like, "hmm the weird thing is I actually know what he's talking about". At the time, I didn't know it was a joke, but how satisfying would it have been to call him out on it!
wunderbeast 1 year ago 2
Where's the dingle arm?
NYCZ31 1 year ago
"side fumbling" ? I was told in engineering school that this was a "law" and can't be avoided or violated! Liars! Liars! Now, I must go out and find what else didn't they tell the truth about?
mikesglider 1 year ago
The most popular comment obliquely addresses the defabulation to be expected from the Gernreich effect in such a haptotronic device, but bafflingly ignores lumen loss due to cross-transparency. Does anyone know how Rockwell addressed post-lamented luminosity?
MichaelMassing 1 year ago
differential gertle spring!!! i just bought one of those!!!
deezy792003 1 year ago
I have got to get me one of these.
tesuansey 1 year ago
This has got to be one of my all-time favorite videos. So darn funny.
STANTHRAXC 2 years ago
OMG this is freakin awesome!
allanonmage 2 years ago
But how does it compensate for the polymorphic disambiguity?
breent15 2 years ago
Simple. If you connect a phase detractor to E.P. 235, the result will be that the disambiguity will disappear. However, this affects other aspects of the unit. Care must be used, including adjustment of the Milford Trunion. Simply dial in the value 3.14 times the sequential product of the Limburg Quotient times the value of the square of the output measured initially. Now pour into the tank some cat piss. Careful! Explosion may occur. Start at a low rate of energy, then adjust from there.
soco13466 2 years ago
BTW: On the collection of cat piss. This is doubtless the hardest part of the solution. It has been said that you can't herd cats. Well, I have discovered that it is far easier to herd cats than to collect cat piss. Due to PETA's interference, this solution must be referred to the Obama Administration, which means that the situation is unsolvable. This is because you have to make the cat drink lots of water, then you have to kill the cat. Cats won't cooperate as far as collecting their urine.
soco13466 2 years ago
I'm more concerned about the detrimental effects of inverse sine motion in the calibration springs. Even the slightest square wave could cause the entire reflux to collapse. This would be very deleterius to the propagation of the sinusoudal momentum, leaving the output power far to nebulous to be of any use.
MagnusCondomus 2 years ago 20
At Anheuser, I was the Elec. Dept Mgr for some years. One of my supervisors brought this to my attention maybe 8 years ago. My god did we have fun using this malarkey at Production meetings. I had a talented electrician come to my office and told him (with a straight face) to watch the video because this is the direction we were going and I planned on him being a lead player and trainer. It must of been 1/2 way into the video when he started crying he was laughing so hard. Excellent! Bob
lrr0936 1 year ago
@MagnusCondomus why say shit that everyone already knows from before they were even a protein
mistasista1 4 months ago
things a piece of shit.. only works for 6 hours
darkstarsktr90 2 years ago 3
Perhaps there's more side fumbling than they lead us to believe?
Zentraleinheite 2 years ago 3
Yeah, I think he was a little too smug about that one too. It's easy to hide when you're not showing the actual action when the unit is operational.
wowthungsten 2 years ago
This is exactly right. Side fumbling is inherent to any device which utilizes magneto-reluctance. Spurving bearings cannot prevent this, only reduce it (and they are certainly better than the method used in previous devices, the inverse planar limiting piston).
Clearly, this video is intended to fool some stupid news reporters, since anyone with a basic engineering background understands that side fumbling is impossible to completely prevent.
GWRedDragon 2 years ago
the little squeaks on the doors is the best part.
WiLLGT09 2 years ago 8
@WiLLGT09 It's even more awesome after this comment
xxbondsxx 10 months ago
what the #$@% is a panometric fan?
TheDemoGuru 2 years ago
Retroencabulators are completely unnecessary in the production and operation of nofer trunions anymore, they've been replaced by docfer stabulationizers.
asphil78 2 years ago
HOYVIN-GLAYVIN
nickersucker 2 years ago 3
...Sigh. Inverse reactive current? That was outmoded years ago. Inverse pion-flux current is where it's at.
Nerdule 2 years ago
I bet he'd like to surmount someone's malleable logarithmic casing.
KIFulgore 2 years ago 2
I love you. :3
dryerpenelope 2 years ago
But there's no mention of the flanger valve. Where's the Dongle? This guy's on crack if he thinks the intrinsic differentiators are going to maintain maximum osculation without the Dongle.
StivH66 2 years ago
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nickersucker 2 years ago
Ive updated mine with a reversed-phased 17.2º passive open-loop stabilizer to reduce double-feedback errors to less than 1.2 nanoseconds, that way the monocalouristic iodization takes place in 2.72 nanosecond timeslices. This in turn, and you probably guess it correctly by now, also reduced transversitive quadlental trajectory errors. Bottom line; closer shave on sensitive skin.
imtheusertoo 2 years ago 6
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numbchucking 2 years ago
This system is based on a three-term multi-loop phase controlled data sequencer with on-board peripheral VCR tracking, capable also of MIDI snap shots on the fly. However, a technical fault can develop on the flange of the suspension grommet, which is caused by the consequent reluctance of the morality sprocket. This is sometimes also caused by the Tridal Traversity.
johnaw1 2 years ago 3
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yeah, too drunk to laugh at this
bawhite125 2 years ago
ha ha... thats awesome!
alivencci 2 years ago
huh?
Bowrooco2 2 years ago
tsk this is so old. everyone knows this was replaced by the superconducting flux perambulator model with is superior ohms shifting measurements and its processor able to do 50 nanocycles ever recharge
youcutmelegoff 2 years ago 3
Man, I own one of those.
exac08 2 years ago 2
Got mine on back order.
nwvfd22 2 years ago 2
i have one too.....what is it?
RamoneTalarico 2 years ago
lol it sounds like he was making that up as he went, all he did was use a bunch of big words to make it sound like it made sense.
narutolinker 2 years ago
Actually he's memorized, or is reading lines already used in other videos. It's like the "kanuten valve," used by auto mechanics to fool mechanical ignorance. It's engineer's comedy. None of this exists. BTW, the equipment he's standing in front of looks like Allen-Badley controls. One of the doors he opened contained a simple electic motor contactor setup, known as a "starter." Non-reversable I might add.. Standard stuff, if you know what I mean.
soco13466 2 years ago
this is the same dialogue as the chrysler video, I guess that is the joke.
Tehcarp 2 years ago
But this guy delivers it much, much better and adds a few new gems.
NerdPuppet 2 years ago
Yea, it's a fictional machine made up as a joke among professional engineers. Check out the Wiki for Turboencabulator.
steelystan 2 years ago 2
WTF is he talking about?
supremewhip 2 years ago
He is mixing a lot of big worded terms and putting them in sentences that not only don't make sense but have no meaning. He just keep talking.
zenrael 2 years ago
that's the joke
ShanusMaximus4332 2 years ago
Girgle Srpings FTW!
Adhmuz 2 years ago
This guy be the one that trained Obama on how to talk about the economy!
LOL
whyme1973 2 years ago
LMAO!!!
ShanusMaximus4332 3 years ago
hahahaahahahaha
jonc343 3 years ago
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I keep coming back and watching it again and agian. GOLDEN BROWN!
vandrop 3 years ago
lol wut?
JingleJoe 3 years ago
heehee
Birdietweet 3 years ago
Yeah, yeah, all that high tech and the door on the cardinal grameters cabinet was squeeky and in need oiling (so does the one on the modio interaction magneto reluctance and capacitive duractance cabinet)... what a sloppy imression - I wonder if anyone ever bought one of those gizmos.
AsifBok 3 years ago
hmm ... a big box with wires. At least it can be blow up to stop working if working :P
RACOS666 3 years ago
haha...I didn't understand a single word.
Irishgirl9327 3 years ago
Uh.. Your not suppose to LOL
Agentcapture 3 years ago
Semiconductor quantum well laser with separate lateral confinement of injected carriers: using ridge waveguide to confine the optical mode. A buried heterostructure confines injected carriers to semiconductor optical confinement layers, and a buried heterojunction quantum well within the optical confinement layers confines injected carriers during laser operation. A ridge waveguide outside the optical confinement layers removes an index step from the optical mode during laser operation.
hojkaqpl 3 years ago 2
Wow, that's impressive! You almost had my chronically inflamed sinus cavity inject previously inbibed and partially regurgitated bovine lactoid by-product through my nasal passage.
abubaseet 3 years ago
The funny thing is that I cut and pasted that from the abstract of a real technical paper. :)
hojkaqpl 3 years ago
and the dingle larm?
breakingbenjaman12 3 years ago
dude the pana metric fan sounds real? how in gods name do u even think thats real
breakingbenjaman12 3 years ago
guys this is all fake (and funny)
breakingbenjaman12 3 years ago
The main winding was of the normal Lotus-O© Deltiod-type Placetin Panendermic Semi-Boloid Slotsothistator®. Every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversable Tremipipe to the differential Girtle Spring, on the up-end of the Gram-meters. Moreover, whenever fluorescent scoremotion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn-reciprocation Dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal deplaneration.
pwnwner 3 years ago
magneto reluctance
/I laughed until I stopped
mgol2667 3 years ago
hydro-coptic marzel vanes
wirah 3 years ago
Oh okay, I get it now.
Benjigga 4 years ago
Differential girdle spring and dingle arm...I love it!
Khomeboy 4 years ago
Oh don't be silly! It's all ball bearings these days!!
bwmyers18 4 years ago
logarithmic casing...haha..WOW.
nothingnothing15 4 years ago
I've always loved this vid. And it IS real. I do print work for one of their engineers. It is some seriously wacky jargon though.
an1m8or 4 years ago
You're a funny guy! xD
uvmatt3000 4 years ago
all the companies in the beginning were real
pwnwner 3 years ago
its fake and if u think its real u r an idiot
breakingbenjaman12 3 years ago
Perhaps you should do some research before jumping to conclusions about things you are not aware of. Consider it a "best practice". rockwellautomation(dot)com
an1m8or 3 years ago
This is a classic!
acalmerkarma 4 years ago
The inverse reactive current contacts did not contact the detractor wire and the cargo granmeter sync module was defective. The magnetoreluctant modiointeraction box was not good enough, and amulite has been dead since Apr '94. Spervings follow AIARCGs, and the marselbanes are unneccessary. LOD loading is mad. Fluorescent scoremotion is never wanted in this industry, especially not with a Dingkalong (it causes high levels of Imfelboz).
Jarmhatys 4 years ago
that technology is all chrysler. i would know my supercharged 84 chrysler minivan has one that needed to be replaced last week. it wasnt making the normal hiccup noise so i brought it in. turns out the girdle spring was discombobulated as well
bullrunner777 4 years ago
It's amusing to hear him talking about encabulator technology as if it were something new.
pgmrforlife 4 years ago
dude this does not make any sens this guy is faking it and its funny as hell!
breakingbenjaman12 4 years ago
You do realize this was made as a joke years ago (10 or 15 Ithink)...
killians45 4 years ago
I'm glad they updated the encabulator, I had so many issues with side fumbling on the old unit. The malleable amulite baseplate was too soft as well, its a good thing they addressed that issue.
STUPIDDOG63275 4 years ago 11
LOL!
darksungames 4 years ago
Agreed.
Skedarking85 4 years ago
This guy obviously has no clue what he's talking about. I mean, seriously, who the hell would put the sperving bearings aligned with the panometric fan? That's just crazy. They need to be perpendicular to the fan, or there's no room to attach the hydrocoptic marselbanes.
cronopio1970 4 years ago 3
More fundamentally, don't they know that spervings have been completely outmoded by friction-free wizzle channels?
pgmrforlife 4 years ago
its a joke get over it
breakingbenjaman12 3 years ago
You clearly dont understand the importance of Friction-free wizzle channels. I'm sure it'll be more than a joke when the Dirble spring in your computer begins to start phasing with the graviton disruptor feild.
leftwingextremist 2 years ago
Great Spoof!...I was fooled for the first half, but then it got so silly, I scratched my head in perplexity wondering if I was 'That out of touch?'. Rockwell must have a great sense of humour to allow this. Did it go out on April Fool's Day?
WarzSchoolchild 4 years ago
I got a retro encabulator and its impossible to work... lol!
Mrbananers1 4 years ago
This Is Absolute Gibberish... I LOVE IT!
HemlockSoames 4 years ago
I absolutely love this. Brilliant use of nonsense techbabble.
powertrans 4 years ago
This is a direct rip-off of Maplin's canine defibrillator - I don't know how they got away with it...
OwenJ1971 4 years ago
its not real u idiot
breakingbenjaman12 3 years ago
I'm sorry, but you can hardly say that, the subsial marzenian-graphs are a completely different to the set up of the canine defirbillator.
leftwingextremist 2 years ago
sounds like any technology sales guy that has no clue what he's talking about :)
bruin03 4 years ago
LOL he said "dingle arm".
Senator24 4 years ago
I'd pay money to listen to some ultranerd who actually understands what that guy's saying debunk the product based on scientific grounds without realizing it's just a joke! :D
nthexwn 4 years ago
lol u guys know this is a joke right. Chrysler made this but it was originally the "turbo encabulator" lol. Every line is the same. lol.
jekyll1776 4 years ago
ooooooooooooooooooo. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliconvalcanoconiosis. The longest word in the English language, but apparently not as confusing as some of the things this guy's got.
Rovnys 4 years ago
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis learn to spell
pwnwner 4 years ago
yeah
powertrans 4 years ago
Currently, it isn't compatible with Windows Vista.
CiscoWes 4 years ago 3
Windows Vista is compatible with a pile 'o poopie.
truedarkaegis 4 years ago 3
What IS compatible with Windows Vista?
DaWrecka 4 years ago 4
its fake stupid
breakingbenjaman12 3 years ago
very impressive
starwars61 4 years ago