JoTed - Douchebag

[squashsatch]

guidos

[77obbor]

By the way. I nearly William SHATnered my pants at "Senior Curbstomp".

Hilarious. Have a good night.

[MyAssHasWorms]

Haha, thanks! LAAAATAH!

[77obbor]

MyAssHasWorms........join me in a weekend of most salacious Douchiness. Lets take on all Douchebags, and conquer them all at thier own game. And bang all the Camaro lovin' Z-28 worshippin sluts minus the melanoma skin.

Whadayasay?

[MyAssHasWorms]

Hey I'm all for it, but we draw straws on the ugly ones.

[77obbor]

Hell no. A good guy from the area such as yourself takes the monsters while an out of state, fine gentleman like myself takes the nasty, skankies------or should I say in your honour, the "Douchies".

[MyAssHasWorms]

Fine, but I dont have to be happy about it!

[77obbor]

Yo, check it out y'all . Im gonna slick my hair with mouse, drink me sum Goose, and take down a whole lotta female Douche.

King Douche IV

[MyAssHasWorms]

I have faith in you. Look to the stars, and... believe.

[77obbor]

So, are Douchebags like these taking over the planet? If so, maybe I'll have to create a weekend gettup including a mesh shirt, Gotti hair, and pluck the f$#@ outta my brows and see how many skanks I can bang. Word son.

[MyAssHasWorms]

You could give it a try, but the skanks youd bang would probably get all drunk and key your camaro an' shit. So bang em at their place. Say your name is Ginometro.

[77obbor]

Oh fuck no. Keep da bitches away from the Camaro!! It's a work of art like Piccaso. Only its Dooshaso.

[MyAssHasWorms]

Thats why you gotta be careful man! Can't let no fuckpig destroy your ride...

[77obbor]

This is one of the originals before everyone else got on the douche wagon. Gotta love it, and it should hae waayy more hits. Wow, I never get tired of saying this word. Douche y'all later.

[77obbor]

Where can one document these douche animals in the wild? Hoboken? Do I need a well experienced guide to safely tour me through the douche jungle so I don't get slimed by errant gobs of douchy hair gel?

[MyAssHasWorms]

Just head on down to south Joisey!

[77obbor]

JoTed 4VER!!! I knew I liked this song alot when I caught myself singing it out load the other day. *You're a DOO-CHIE!!!!*

[MyAssHasWorms]

Thanks dude.

[BHMC449]

jealous of these fucking faggots?? Are you serious? These dudes are the biggest fucking joke on planet earth

[MyAssHasWorms]

Haha and his name is "Ginometro"

"HEY GINO! LETS DRINK SOME ZIMAS AND PORK SOME FAT CHICKS!"

[ginometro]

i can't believe how many videos are on you tube that take ppls pics off their myspace/facebook page and post them here and make fun of them!...usually the losers who make these videos are jelous of these guys!

[MyAssHasWorms]

Haha yes you 100 perfect correct, I'm soooo jealous of these guys.

[maximusman4]

the best thing about australia is that those kind of blokes do not exist over here.

[ubershredder1989]

i await eagerly for the douchebag holocaust

[JeffMkII]

Rock Band needs a JoTed pack.

[GRock732]

Whats with the powty lips?

[MyAssHasWorms]

Good question.

[RuCKus8317]

lol awesome'ness

[oowrvoo123]

your a homo

[MyAssHasWorms]

Thanks for subscribing.

[DeadHessian82]

looool, great abswer!

[youtumor45678]

Damn, I feel sorry for any of you who have to live around those douchebags. Hopefully it remains just a New Jersey phenomenon/plague. I haven't seen anything like this in Chicago (and I hope I never will!)

[DeadHessian82]

i've seen guys like that around where i live...in germany...*sigh*

[colacuttie]

wtf that sucked what was the piont of that

[MyAssHasWorms]

Did I mention that you were a douchebag?

[karuk7575]

the point? its funny!

[SWSimpson]

when did straight guys start having their eyebrows shaped and wearing eye liner .... and fuck, those fake tans!!!

[cysthead30]

Wow....holy shit. Theres no saving face for these guys....theys guys are pure fucking clowns!!...haha. I actually dont want them to change because I would have no one to laugh at anymore when I went out on the weekends!!..hahah

[MyAssHasWorms]

You get a thumbs up!

[avister51291]

nice

[mjc2021]

Those sun tans at 35 seconds in are just insane. They must be oozing with the cancer.

[MyAssHasWorms]

I think they just roll around in shit.