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  • Is that Microsoft Sam?

  • I think theres something wrong with your grandma.

  • i want that bread gun! lol

  • it looks like a dog to me = / there stupid...

  • i dont trust that duck,,, or goose,,,,

  • What sweet old ladies!

  • What are you on?

  • @gerpums see my vids&learn ehrbs like coirnader,cayenne,dill,dock,ke­lp,kale etC :D

  • swan!

  • DUST!

  • GOO STUCK!

  • im in that weird part of youtube again......

  • durrr its a chicken -___- get ur facts strait ladies.

  • looks like an average day in the park to me

  • I'm pretty sure my brain was functioning properly before I started watching these videos.

  • Me gooseduck.

  • so...the moral of this story is to never shoot baguttes at ducks/geese or else they will call out a giant robotic duck that burns your head off with a giant fcuking laser beam coming out of his mouth.

    That's completely normal, isn't it?

  • i would not want that granny mad at me....

  • It's a robot granny! 7 times more powerful then a regular granny!

  • This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on teh internets.

  • Ok... what just happened?

  • ITS A SWAN ,SUP?

  • And thats how dubstep was made

  • seems like an average day at the park to me.

  • the chair doesn't break in the reflection

  • Goose duck goose duck gooseduckdostuckdosteakdohstea­kdo

  • Dang,Barbra! Mira was saying duck!

  • too funny :D :D

  • lol keep hitting the nine button

    

  • @PussyLiquor101 You pervert lol.

  • that sounds like microsoft sam voice

  • Grammy?!

  • GOOSEDICK

  • ITS A FUCKING SWAN!

    ...plz don't chainsaw my head of?

  • Ah, another lovely day in the park!

  • GOOSTUCK

  • 1:10 goosebumps!

  • @StubbsTheZombine DUCKBUMPS!!! XD

  • the hell did i just watch?

  • sta je ovo braco srbi ? neka mi neko pojasni

  • Microsoft sam ftw

  • lmfao

  • so, was it a goose or a duck?

  • Sa fait peur ...

  • I have some lovely bread for you.

    Bang bang bang bang bang!!!

  • Fire the bread

  • the funny thing is it's not a duck or a goose, it's a swan

  • @aaddaammize It's a tame goose, that's why it's white. Swans have a black patch behind the beak and a longer neck. (my apologies if your comment was meant sarcastically)

  • What must this guy dream at night? What constitutes a "bad dream"?

  • I dunno, it kinda looks more like a swan to me.

  • Not nearly weird enough, try harder

  • I have some lovely bread for you. *POW POW POW POW POW* The duck's just like "Eh"

  • the future

  • That's a duck! THAT'S A DUCK, MAAAN!

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  • it's a taco

  • Ugh, I hate when this happens!

  • 'My knees are giving me gyp'

  • I could imagine the human version of this. An old lady with a bread cannon and one with a short chainsaw in her huge bag purse.

  • vagina cannon with bread shooting out not weird at all.

  • :D

  • when they say duck-goose thay say dusk

  • It's a fucking moose. You people are as stupid as Obama.

  • @diditanddone boo

  • @Schutte2717 FUQ DAWG U SKARD ME

  • take the weight off your feet? but she isnt walking .-.

  • Swan?

  • @YourFaceisYOURteam Cyriak actually did some of their identifier ads... They didnt just get the ideas from him, he burned them onto their channel!

  • MICROSOFT SAM FTW!!

  • How the fuck did I end up here.

  • You should join the monthy python guys.

  • MIcrosoft Sam :D

  • Mira doesnt need to take the weight off her feet, shes already riding a scooter!

  • BARBRA: "Hello little ducky, how are you today? I have some lovely bread for you. Hello Mira.

    MIRA: Hello Barbra.

    BARBRA: How are you my dear?

    MIRA: My knees are giving me jip.

    BARBRA: Oh dear, take the weight off your feet deary.

    MIRA: Are you going down the bingo later?

    BARBRA: I'm just feeding the ducks first my dear.

    MIRA: That looks more like a goose to me.

  • @2manyburgers

    You dont need to quote the whole video. We just watched it -.-

  • @2manyburgers i backed

  • BARBRA: It’s a duck pond Mira, so it must be a duck.

    MIRA: No, I think it's a goose Barbra.

    BARBRA: It's a duck Mira.

    MIRA: goose.

    BARBRA: duck (18 times)

    (explosion) - (duck laughs)

    MIRA: Look out Barbra, the goose has called for reinforcements.

    BARBRA: Are you sure it's not a duck, Mira? Never mind, lets go down the bingo hall.

    MIRA: Alright my dear.

    (Please like both posts so people can see what they are saying!)

  • @2manyburgers Why the fuck would I like two posts that just say what's in the video?

  • @VirusVescichetta Cos these two old ladies dont speak too clearly. Now do your homework

  • @2manyburgers But I can HEAR what they're saying. Whats the issue?

  • @2manyburgers lol its a goose, really

  • what?

  • Lol i think it's a swan....

  • This is one of my most favorite videos EVER!!!!

  • Gilliam 2

  • What sweet old ladies

  • 0:24 LMAO

  • wtf

  • hooray for toast cannons!

  • This makes me laugh every time I see it. :D "I have some lovely bread for you....pew pew pew pew pew pew"

  • 1:10 do they start saying cactus?

  • oh. my. GOD!!

  • there goes my sanity

  • 1:24: IMA FIREN MAH LAZAR

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  • Anyone else hear master chief?

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  • for all we know it could be swan.

  • cant believe the duck didnt morph into something

  • 1:17 Put a Cork (Bread) in it!

  • gandma???....stp doing stuid vidios :I

  • GUSTAK!

  • You're both wrong, it's a swan :)

  • eddie izzard "bread FOR MY BREAD GUN"

  • Microsoft Sam

  • this is normal for cyriak

  • But its a swan...

  • Wait, the duck didn't die horribly when it was shot in the head with the bread.

  • I love the bread rifle.

  • I want a bread machine gun to.

  • microsoft sam !!

    

  • LOL every one knows thats a turkey DUH

  • What ever in just watched, I love u

  • Give that granny some Flesh Crutchs, she's having trouble wheeling?

  • I don't want to live in the same world as this.

  • I can't look at my grandma the same ever again...

  • No, that was clearly a toad!

  • lol the GRANNYNATOR!!!!! i hope nobody has said that yet......:/

  • I think its a swan O_O

  • Marvin the robot from hitch hikers guide to the galaxy's lesbian parents. :)

  • pooorr duuck D: lmao bread cannon and torpedo XD

  • lol

    

  • No! That is definitely a chicken, some people...

  • what the fuck did I just watch?

  • you have selected a microsoft sam as the computer default voice

  • that looks like my grandma :/

  • hey for once one of your videos made me laugh and not cower in fear!

  • Is THIS what Mac and PC turn into?

  • goose duck goose duck goose duck goose duck goose duck goose (left grannys head explodes off neck)

    wat?

  • O_O.....

  • :D Granny!

  • It's neither duck nor goose! It's a swan. And don't discuss with me, i have a doctor degree and a black belt in Swans, you byatches!!

  • It's a duck. Look in the tags. It's a motha fuckin duck. But then again, This was made by cyriak. And that means That the duck Could be anything. Anything at all. ... Anything... Even a goose...
  • @Thaddman45 it is a goose

  • This is not ment for comprehension

  • 1:10 GRANDMA! NOOOO!

  • this video is a match for your MOO video

  • Who da fuck let megatron eat yer grandma?

  • this is funny :p

  • lol

    

  • search 4 microsoft sam saying " SOI " xDD

  • O_O

  • is that queens park in Brighton

  • HeLlO BARbarA

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  • And this, children, is why old people are better than drugs. Don't do old people. Or drugs. Zzzzzz

  • You could think you're making the monthy python animations :D

  • Go fuck a duck.

    fuck tehn ducks

    fuck all teh ducks

    i dont give a fuck how many ducks u fuck

  • @SteveHenry86 Hello im mastur ch33f lololololololololololololol

  • The future

  • it sounds like master chief

  • wait this is an animation?

  • .......I'm just going to say it's a goose because I'm afraid of the grandma with the chainsaw killing me. e-e

  • ITS MASTUR CHIEF!!!

  • @dino578036 yes, it is. lol arby and the cheif

  • ...isn't it supposed to be " duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose"? not "duck goose duck goose duckgoose duckgoose duckgooseduckgoose ect..."?

    I know... fail comment >.< bad i had to ^^

  • Jesus this is so psychotic. And hypnotic.

  • im scared.

  • @SteveHenry86 what?

  • no silly it's a CHICKEN!

  • microsoftsams mom

  • what the fuck is happening

  • ok, so far, every video i have seen from cyriak made me feel totally stoned without any drugs! i did not knew that that was possible!

  • im the 2000th like wheres my cookie?

  • this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen!

  • door stack?

  • It was a chicken, duh.

  • Ha ha...Sam!

  • they shod exist ;D

  • howhat!!!!

  • Supreme Commander Senior's Edition.

  • That looks more like a Goose to me....

  • Perhaps it's a swan.

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  • i think it was a duk

  • Tjank god i couldent hear them lol

  • Transformers: geezers in disguise.