He's a made-up character, a troll that preys on insecure men for money & media attention... that's why he wears the glasses to disguise himself. He doesn't really believe in what he says... he's also married. His real name is Dax Herrera - Google it. I posted something similar to this on his website, he then sent me an abusive e-mail & blocked me from commenting on the site. What does that suggest? If you think I'm lying, feel free to pm me on here & I'll send you some screenshots or something.
that probably applies to you since you brought that up, and im quite sure your a woman. go marry a man so you could lose your virginty and get out off your mom's basement lol
Everything Dick Masterson says is why you shouldn't be in a relationship with a woman. They cheat on you, lie to you, are just after your money or things you have. And they break up with you for no reason. Whats sad is, a phone battery can last longer than some relationships. If your gf breaks up with you. What is her reason? The most common reason is none or be sluts and sleep with other guys.
Dick Masterson is a reaal dick... he's so dumb... if he say better life without women.... if there was no women no children no men or women.. you have to aprishead what you have....a family.......
I hate men! and him the most.... there are men that love women, there romantic and stuff they love children... so fuck you masterson no women likes you.... you ARE AN ASSHOLE...... you sayd you are an womanizer.. well think again... .... fucking idiot. ..
@7idalija7 He never said life would be better without women. In fact, life would suck without women. Women are just not logical beings. They are controlled by emotions. The famous women in history only stand out so much because there were no other famous women. Most great discoveries were made by men.
That's not to say women are useless, however. Women are perfect for fucking, making babies, and raising children. Men are perfect for everything else.
@ChaseSceneMusic I'm sorry I don't usually reply to stupid comments, and I apologize to Mega64 for posting this on hier video, but for god sake do you know why all mojor discoveries were made by men? Have you ever taken a history lesson? Women couldn't vote 100 years ago for god sake. And women are controlled by emotion? I'd say men are even more emotion then women at times. Have you ever seen a guy get his heart broken by a woman? At least women can control their emotions.
@CactuarTheCritic that doesn't make any sense. Women rarely can control emotions.......it's the exact opposite. Crying about bullshit is not what I call control....
@ChaseSceneMusic I'm sorry I don't usually reply to stupid comments, and I apologize to Mega64 for posting this on hier video, but for god sake do you know why all mojor discoveries were made by men? Have you ever taken a history lesson? Women couldn't vote 100 years ago for god sake. And women are controlled by emotion? I'd say men are even more emotion then women at times. Have you ever seen a guy get his heart broken by a woman? At least women can control their emotions.
@CactuarTheCritic Thanks for making my point for me. WOMEN weren't ALLOWED to vote because they weren't SMART enough. MEN had to make the IMPORTANT decisions because WOMEN would just fuck everything up.
@CactuarTheCritic Ya it's more traumatic for a guy to get dumped because we men don't have the fucking privelige that women do of just passively waiting around for a relationship. We actually have to put a lot of effort into attaining one.
his name is dick for a couple or reasons. 1. he is a dick and 2. to draw attention to the problem area...his dick. BUTTT he's probably an actor anyway. i would like to sit down for an intellectual conversation with him.
oviously he got dumped and burned from some b!@%#* & he's still sour from it blaming it on the rest of the female population. I feel sorry for your mother !
Lol'd @ the bitches comments also dick masterson is fake but what he said in the "fuck marriage " part of his book is really true. Everyone stay independent or don't get sad when your cheated on while you have kids because marriage is a man made ceremony.
Because its man made means no one should have to get married. If it makes you unhappy later on in life and you start to wonder why you did it in the first place to be with only one person the rest of your life then yes, it seems wrong.
Man made medicine isn't even basted off religion. Marriage is a game where the rules are: you cant cheat or even fantasize about anyone else but your wife and if you do then your a bad person. Like i said people take that more serious then they should.
@Mbombed So because the instiution of marriage is influeced by religion means it is wrong? Even if you're using it based off religion there for its wrong argument marriage goes beyond religion. It is a legally binding document that can be easily done in a court house and not in a church. And sinning is a part of being human so just because you fantasize of another person doesn't mean you're not worthy of marriage.
@Mbombed You're saying that people take marriage to seriously because it can be done in a court house? It is a legally binding document that is why it is done can be done in a court house.
Yes, thats what im saying. Its sining yourself over to another person like property or in a way that you two own each other then sooner or later in just about every marriage realize they didn't have to and might have been better off being independent.
@Mbombed I think you're confusing commitment and trust with owning each other as property. There are many people who are not married but are in committed relationship. Trust is usually required in a relationship married or not.
@Mbombed What the f**k are you talking about? Are you talking his book? If so why the hell would I want to read something written by someone who is a misogynist with a fake name?
@Mbombed But it is not true for people who have not divorced or want to. It doesn't mean that there is something wrong with the institution because a lot of people get divorced. It could mean that there is something with the people getting married. If you don't want to get married then don't get married it doesn't mean that everyone should follow your example.
You might as well say "everyone doesn't have to follow my example" not " it doesn't mean that everyone should follow your example" No one should or have to get married, its one of the man made religious ceremonies thats taken too seriously yet people get made when they are cheated on in a marriage. Thats a part of the book thats very true.
@Mbombed I never said that everyone should get married, but I wouldn't say that no one should get married either. Monogamy may not work for you but that doesn't mean that most can't handle it. People make mistakes but that doesn't mean that they should get a divorce. If you can't handle marriage then don't get married why should no one get married just because you say so?
@Mbombed Okay? If Dick Masterson is fake ( and it wouldn't surprise me if he was) then why do people like you take what he says so seriously? If you don't want to get married then don't get married. Should every man follow your example? If you're truly independent then it really doesn't matter what everyone else does right?
dick masterson looks like and is a dick hole. for u men out there, im not talking to all men, but if u call looking gay { i.e dick masterson } then thats messed up.
@MrHomelessHank Change my pad? Really? I'm going to just let that one go and say before you tell someone to get a sense of humor you actually have to know what humor means. And one the actling like b*tch is you. To me the puppet isn't funny stop whining and just deal with it.
he's not a manly man:) look at him with his cute little glasses and his moustache. he probably spends ages every morning checking himself out in the mirror, making sure he looks his best. he looks gay as.
and he talks so much shit, i'm a guy, and i like girls. and not just for sex:) cuz i'm straight. lol
@i1aiphone thanks. But i think this whole act Dick (Dax Hererra) does is to point out how extreme the feminist movement has gone in putting men down. He is turning it around one women. I think man bashing is out of control to. peace
He said that women are only good for having children, fucktard. He's completely right, the only thing women have over men is that they can push babies out of their cunt. Otherwise, they're useless. Useless like a dumb faggot like you.
@enpaprobertvagyok that is his real name and he does this like Andy koffman did a character. It's not real- just a mentor for guys to blow off steam due to women doing way to much man bashing. But he catches a few real douche bags in his net in the process
@travistheman84 The fuck? so your mother should die? If all women died, then... Humans would be extinct , asswipe -.- You must be a lonely hated faggot, im guessing. Idk.
@HippyWitchGal..Of course your type of situation occurs if your telling the truth...but not generally ..women use sex as a weapon to aquire things from men constantly...please try to deny that ...which would make them what ?,,,er..you fill in the blank
How to make women pay for dinner on dates...If during the date you decide that she is just another of the many entitled princesses..encourage her to order whatever she likes that money isnt an aspect...then at the end of dinner simply ask the waitress for seperate bills...how easy is that!...you will have the greatest dating stories to tell your buds ever as well as taming the golddigging beast
i dont want to die alone, and i dont see why anyone would. and you faggs sound like a bunch of fuckin 1st graders fighting over who is better boys or girls. fuking ridiculous
women arent only only there after money!! I cant get 20 girls at the same time using their money to get me drinks. Women want protection the most and i dont see why not. based on mystery's point: men are 20 percent after survival and 80 procent after reproduction, based on evolution, and women are 20 percent after reproduction and 80 percent after survival. i think this is pretty much about right.
i think that this is a little bit disrespectful. all these femeinist assholes piss me off, and all these chauvinist asshole piss me off. the fact is that Dick brings out some good points that are true about women like the fact that they like men who are unnatainable, but this is starting to be just plain disrespectful. i like going to ski with my girlfriend, i plan on getting married some day, and i dont see how you think there is no point to this. (continued)
Also lemme just say that I like how Marcus sounds like Dr. Phil, but the version that understands logic and is actually likable. Gee I wonder who's the dummy now...
I make 5 times my husband's yearly salary...I also do all the cooking, shopping, cleaning, a majority of the vehicle maintanence and home repairs, I manage our budget and pay all the bills. So yeah...I guess I am far inferior simply because I am female. I also provide all of our health insurance and retirement, volunteer, and am caretaker for most of my family and friends. I love with my heart. In short, I do not even remotely resemble the female stereotype Dick just loves to sell.
fake eyelashes, silicon titties, push up -bras, fat injections in the butt, fake hair, high heels just to attract men and use them for the money and protection
I am laughing off him because as a short midget like him he has allot to say about woman BUT I think he just complain allot like a OLD grandpa who has a illness or something and are angry at something ha-ha maybe at his mom because she did something to him lol
@Supatrupa16 If you watch the video titled "Men are better than women" He clearly states that he doesnt hate women. He only says that men are better than women.
i am a woman and this is so fucking funny. yeah he's a dick. but he's hilarious and isn't really hurting anyone. who cares if he hates women. it's not like i'll ever have to meet him. go dick ahahaha
@supatrupa16 yepp hi is funny because i think of him that he complaining like a old grandpa on the pain on his knee but he is complaining on woman lol but what ever it is funny :PPP
@DisneyLover305 That is the only thing I ever hear. Critical of women? Must have been dumped hardcore. Because women, as you know, are immune to criticism.
women have been equal since long before feminism, all that feminism did was giving women FAVORS, MORE RIGHTS than men, as opposed to giving them the same rights men had.
Beside, we are constantly being bombarded with bullshit propaganda about the superiority of females, which is absurd and completely the opposite of the truth
What dick is doing is both hilarious and entertaining, and much needed
While I find sexism funny, I find it a problem when people are serious about it, I call trollin on this one, this is no way his name is DICK MASTERSON and he's sexist, it's just to strong a coincedence
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He's a made-up character, a troll that preys on insecure men for money & media attention... that's why he wears the glasses to disguise himself. He doesn't really believe in what he says... he's also married. His real name is Dax Herrera - Google it. I posted something similar to this on his website, he then sent me an abusive e-mail & blocked me from commenting on the site. What does that suggest? If you think I'm lying, feel free to pm me on here & I'll send you some screenshots or something.
Jezzkuhh 1 week ago
Marriage is glorified slavery of a man seriously a man goes to work day in day out for a woman
Cutup663 4 weeks ago
Penny saved is a women fired
fIRsTRATmAN 1 month ago
@ anna
that probably applies to you since you brought that up, and im quite sure your a woman. go marry a man so you could lose your virginty and get out off your mom's basement lol
andrtaker 1 month ago
dude i just wanna know if those shades are a getup or what. lol.
pockeyandhentai 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoccoB64
So... this is where the virgin men living in their mothers basement hangs out.
AnnaTFan 1 month ago
Wadsworth constant applies.
Fearthecow792 1 month ago
women arnt more emotional, just have more fucked up emotions, most of them are fake to get attention
priviums 1 month ago
i like when shawn sorta laughs and his voice goes closer to his regular voice
zombiecancer12 1 month ago in playlist Marcus's Corner
Hahahaha Shawn is fucking married now OH THE IRONY!
Budgetgravy 2 months ago 17
@Budgetgravy He had kids years before this.
KingPecan 2 months ago
Whatever, I'm just bothered by the reflection of the boom pole in the poster behind them.
peeeesh 3 months ago
Everything Dick Masterson says is why you shouldn't be in a relationship with a woman. They cheat on you, lie to you, are just after your money or things you have. And they break up with you for no reason. Whats sad is, a phone battery can last longer than some relationships. If your gf breaks up with you. What is her reason? The most common reason is none or be sluts and sleep with other guys.
SkateandBMX69 3 months ago in playlist Liked
women are dumb.
rhymebomb 3 months ago in playlist More videos from RoccoB64 2
its funny that marcus is played by shawn, and shawn is getting married in october
MrGuitarhunter 4 months ago
If every man in the world were bisexual, we would have invented faster-than-light macromolecular interstellar travel by now.
proberush 5 months ago
World's greatest troll.
TheP3NDU1UM 5 months ago
The puppet sounds so condescending it's hard to tell if he hates him or not haha
Lexxiconification 6 months ago
Dick Masterson is a reaal dick... he's so dumb... if he say better life without women.... if there was no women no children no men or women.. you have to aprishead what you have....a family.......
I hate men! and him the most.... there are men that love women, there romantic and stuff they love children... so fuck you masterson no women likes you.... you ARE AN ASSHOLE...... you sayd you are an womanizer.. well think again... .... fucking idiot. ..
7idalija7 6 months ago
@7idalija7 He is right though, they're only good for children, tampon testing, and stripping, no offense.
Goofballhero 6 months ago
@7idalija7 He never said life would be better without women. In fact, life would suck without women. Women are just not logical beings. They are controlled by emotions. The famous women in history only stand out so much because there were no other famous women. Most great discoveries were made by men.
That's not to say women are useless, however. Women are perfect for fucking, making babies, and raising children. Men are perfect for everything else.
ChaseSceneMusic 6 months ago 2
@ChaseSceneMusic I'm sorry I don't usually reply to stupid comments, and I apologize to Mega64 for posting this on hier video, but for god sake do you know why all mojor discoveries were made by men? Have you ever taken a history lesson? Women couldn't vote 100 years ago for god sake. And women are controlled by emotion? I'd say men are even more emotion then women at times. Have you ever seen a guy get his heart broken by a woman? At least women can control their emotions.
CactuarTheCritic 4 months ago
@CactuarTheCritic that doesn't make any sense. Women rarely can control emotions.......it's the exact opposite. Crying about bullshit is not what I call control....
84slugz 3 months ago
@ChaseSceneMusic I'm sorry I don't usually reply to stupid comments, and I apologize to Mega64 for posting this on hier video, but for god sake do you know why all mojor discoveries were made by men? Have you ever taken a history lesson? Women couldn't vote 100 years ago for god sake. And women are controlled by emotion? I'd say men are even more emotion then women at times. Have you ever seen a guy get his heart broken by a woman? At least women can control their emotions.
CactuarTheCritic 4 months ago
@CactuarTheCritic Thanks for making my point for me. WOMEN weren't ALLOWED to vote because they weren't SMART enough. MEN had to make the IMPORTANT decisions because WOMEN would just fuck everything up.
ChaseSceneMusic 3 months ago
@ChaseSceneMusic Holy shit. You're terribly sad.
birdscameflyingabove 1 month ago
@CactuarTheCritic Ya it's more traumatic for a guy to get dumped because we men don't have the fucking privelige that women do of just passively waiting around for a relationship. We actually have to put a lot of effort into attaining one.
shamelessfootfucker 1 month ago 2
@7idalija7 It must be that time of the month
Hayaishin 6 months ago 5
2:33 The puppetman!
Smellmenoweww 6 months ago
"she heard it" hahahahahaha
TheCrisisKings 6 months ago
is it wierd that afte rlistign to the puppet scream i want to kill myself with a toothbrush
GregSK8Emerica 6 months ago
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Avalolz 6 months ago
his name is dick for a couple or reasons. 1. he is a dick and 2. to draw attention to the problem area...his dick. BUTTT he's probably an actor anyway. i would like to sit down for an intellectual conversation with him.
justplainmary 6 months ago
awesome job d0ude. i cant beleive u got him to come out thats so legit. i wanna smoke a blunt with dick
ssiberiankiss 6 months ago
the only reason women hate men is because they want to be men ...
they cant be men and thats why they hate men ...
dheeraj1945 7 months ago
@dheeraj1945
I can't tell if that's a joke or if you're being serious.
ZhadoxFlamez 6 months ago
@ZhadoxFlamez that's cause you dont have the superior Intelligence of men to differentiate ... lol :P
but if you still dont get my point ... here is the answer ... it's neither a joke nor i m being serious ... but its a fact ...
now you must be super lame not to understand this ... lmao ... !!!
dheeraj1945 6 months ago
@dheeraj1945
Yeah you keep telling yourself that.
I'm pretty sure the "superior knowledge of men" would mean that you'd wouldn't have affirmed the consequent, among other things.
If you want to troll, try to make it believable.
ZhadoxFlamez 6 months ago
@dheeraj1945 It's true actually Nietzsche said so.
jbohler33 6 months ago
@jbohler33 yup it is true alright ...
men are better than women both physically and mentally ...
men have 5% more IQ than a women ... and men have a lot more strength than women ... so men are the best
dheeraj1945 6 months ago
oviously he got dumped and burned from some b!@%#* & he's still sour from it blaming it on the rest of the female population. I feel sorry for your mother !
estry83 7 months ago
Lol'd @ the bitches comments also dick masterson is fake but what he said in the "fuck marriage " part of his book is really true. Everyone stay independent or don't get sad when your cheated on while you have kids because marriage is a man made ceremony.
Mbombed 7 months ago
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neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
wtf? i didnt take what he said seriously, the marriage part i do because its true.
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed Uh you are taking what he says seriously by taking th marriage part seriously. And the marriage part is only true to you.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
Marriage is a man made ceremony, thats true.
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed So because it's man made means its wrong?
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
Because its man made means no one should have to get married. If it makes you unhappy later on in life and you start to wonder why you did it in the first place to be with only one person the rest of your life then yes, it seems wrong.
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed That is not logical. There is man made medicine but does that mean that no should take it.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
Man made medicine isn't even basted off religion. Marriage is a game where the rules are: you cant cheat or even fantasize about anyone else but your wife and if you do then your a bad person. Like i said people take that more serious then they should.
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed So because the instiution of marriage is influeced by religion means it is wrong? Even if you're using it based off religion there for its wrong argument marriage goes beyond religion. It is a legally binding document that can be easily done in a court house and not in a church. And sinning is a part of being human so just because you fantasize of another person doesn't mean you're not worthy of marriage.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
If marriage can be done in a court house then that proves my point about it being taken more seriously then it should.
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed What you said made no sense at all.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
So how dose that make no sense? Tell me what you dont understand that I haven't already answered.
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed You're saying that people take marriage to seriously because it can be done in a court house? It is a legally binding document that is why it is done can be done in a court house.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
Yes, thats what im saying. Its sining yourself over to another person like property or in a way that you two own each other then sooner or later in just about every marriage realize they didn't have to and might have been better off being independent.
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed I think you're confusing commitment and trust with owning each other as property. There are many people who are not married but are in committed relationship. Trust is usually required in a relationship married or not.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
AND because people take that more serious then they should then fuck getting married in the first place. No one should do it.
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed Because people take religion seriously means no one should get married? Atheists get married to you know.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
Yep. Everything thats pointless shouldn't be done.
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed So because you think religion is pointless that means it shouldn't been done? I see we won't have a logical conversation.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
Getting married & religion is pointless and shouldn't be done, in the end it wont make you happy and that is what I said the last 1000 times.
Mbombed 7 months ago
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@Mbombed With no evidence other than because you say so.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
the marriage part is true to anyone thats smart enough not to do it
Mbombed 7 months ago
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@neosoontoretro
besides did you even read it? if not then stfu
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed Do I even read what? I don't know what the f**k you're talking about?
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
You dont know? LOL then stfu
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed What the f**k are you talking about? Are you talking his book? If so why the hell would I want to read something written by someone who is a misogynist with a fake name?
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
So you will know what your talking about. XD
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed What? Based on what I read on his site I already know what it will say.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
also its true to anyone that got or want a devoice
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed But it is not true for people who have not divorced or want to. It doesn't mean that there is something wrong with the institution because a lot of people get divorced. It could mean that there is something with the people getting married. If you don't want to get married then don't get married it doesn't mean that everyone should follow your example.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
You might as well say "everyone doesn't have to follow my example" not " it doesn't mean that everyone should follow your example" No one should or have to get married, its one of the man made religious ceremonies thats taken too seriously yet people get made when they are cheated on in a marriage. Thats a part of the book thats very true.
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed I never said that everyone should get married, but I wouldn't say that no one should get married either. Monogamy may not work for you but that doesn't mean that most can't handle it. People make mistakes but that doesn't mean that they should get a divorce. If you can't handle marriage then don't get married why should no one get married just because you say so?
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
Its not because i say so, its because its the truth. People make the mistakes because nobody is built for marriage.
Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed No people make mistakes because they're human.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro
Ok then humans arnt built for marriage.
Mbombed 7 months ago
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Mbombed 7 months ago
@Mbombed Why because they're not perfect? You don't have to be perfect to be married.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
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@Mbombed Okay? If Dick Masterson is fake ( and it wouldn't surprise me if he was) then why do people like you take what he says so seriously? If you don't want to get married then don't get married. Should every man follow your example? If you're truly independent then it really doesn't matter what everyone else does right?
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
dick masterson looks like and is a dick hole. for u men out there, im not talking to all men, but if u call looking gay { i.e dick masterson } then thats messed up.
etgon 7 months ago
@etgon That didnt make sense. Another example of a woman failing at life.
JimmyCheeseball 7 months ago
@JimmyCheeseball how does that show im failing at life ? and what u said didnt make sense either.
etgon 7 months ago
if you hold the door open for one unless their old or handy cap then your a pussy
Mbombed 7 months ago
LMFAO
Mbombed 7 months ago
What an idiotic puppet and Marcus is pretty dumb too.
neosoontoretro 8 months ago
@neosoontoretro Uh oh. Someone needs their tampon changed
MrHomelessHank 7 months ago
@MrHomelessHank Uh... is that meant to be a reference to me jerk off?
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro You piece that together all by yourself, loser?
MrHomelessHank 7 months ago
@MrHomelessHank Before you start to mouth off you actually have to know what you're talking about.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro I know you're a little cry baby bitch who can't take a joke
MrHomelessHank 7 months ago
@MrHomelessHank No I can take a joke, but I can't take stupid ones. Don't pretend you know more than you really do.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro I'm not pretending anything. Keep crying bitch.
MrHomelessHank 7 months ago
@MrHomelessHank I'm not a bitch and the only bitch that is crying is you.
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro Aww is it someone's time of the month?
MrHomelessHank 7 months ago
@MrHomelessHank Is that it? Can't you say something that is actually clever?
neosoontoretro 7 months ago
@neosoontoretro Pretty much. Change your pad, get a sense of humor and quit acting like a bitch.
MrHomelessHank 6 months ago
@MrHomelessHank Change my pad? Really? I'm going to just let that one go and say before you tell someone to get a sense of humor you actually have to know what humor means. And one the actling like b*tch is you. To me the puppet isn't funny stop whining and just deal with it.
neosoontoretro 6 months ago
hes an honest man.. apiece of shit never the less but honest
lovekillsbeware 8 months ago
@lovekillsbeware I looked at you channel and I knew you where a women. The issue at hand? Women hate this guy.
CpsLock3 8 months ago
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Dick Masterson is the most faggiest name ever. Df-_-
tomschick123 8 months ago
So true...80% of men who get married are not happy.
gorfjorf2112112 8 months ago
@gorfjorf2112112 80% is an understatement....... even if those 20% are happy, they eventually become unhappy given time.
KoolJayJ 8 months ago
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@gorfjorf2112112
i agree, most feel they have to because they have kids.
Mbombed 7 months ago
57 women fail at manipulation hahahahahahah
joatatmon 8 months ago
Heres the REALLY funny bit..Dick Masterson is really a comedian named Dax Herrera..its all a gimmick..and he's married.
Mind blown.
MrMAZTERbater 8 months ago
@MrMAZTERbater You killed a part of me inside
jbohler33 8 months ago
aww yeaya!!
MrJinglesKitten 9 months ago
he's not a manly man:) look at him with his cute little glasses and his moustache. he probably spends ages every morning checking himself out in the mirror, making sure he looks his best. he looks gay as.
and he talks so much shit, i'm a guy, and i like girls. and not just for sex:) cuz i'm straight. lol
multipassifism 9 months ago
@multipassifism Are you saying that if you like girls just for sex then you're gay? Nice logic, fucktard.
TheNorsePagan 9 months ago
super lolz @ 3:26
favoritefella 9 months ago
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women just don't have a clue about reality. this is a simple fact.
MrPigglesworth 9 months ago
lol he laughed at 1:09 xD
MrPololol 9 months ago
@i1aiphone thanks. But i think this whole act Dick (Dax Hererra) does is to point out how extreme the feminist movement has gone in putting men down. He is turning it around one women. I think man bashing is out of control to. peace
mompm 9 months ago
looks like 53 whore's whached this video.
Stunt101Rider 9 months ago 3
@i1aiphone
He said that women are only good for having children, fucktard. He's completely right, the only thing women have over men is that they can push babies out of their cunt. Otherwise, they're useless. Useless like a dumb faggot like you.
Ragedhard 9 months ago 14
@Ragedhard You do know this guy is a troll right?
geganobo 9 months ago
@Ragedhard Actually go tell your mom that...Your a faggot who cant get a girl..oh and men are good for nothing but jacking off and diggin ditches.
LauraLovesClint 6 months ago
@Ragedhard AMEN !!!
xXSupremeSCRUBOFFXx 6 months ago
dick masterson haha
balsanaam 9 months ago
some said he is "Dax Herrera" and he is married!!that can't be,someone please reply if you have more info!
enpaprobertvagyok 9 months ago
@enpaprobertvagyok that is his real name and he does this like Andy koffman did a character. It's not real- just a mentor for guys to blow off steam due to women doing way to much man bashing. But he catches a few real douche bags in his net in the process
mompm 9 months ago
All women should die.
travistheman84 9 months ago
@travistheman84 then there be no more humans
krewl12 9 months ago
@travistheman84 no lol we need them for sex, and offspring.
Aleblue55 9 months ago
@travistheman84 The fuck? so your mother should die? If all women died, then... Humans would be extinct , asswipe -.- You must be a lonely hated faggot, im guessing. Idk.
tomschick123 8 months ago
hahaha awesome
FiswaT 10 months ago
Marcus: "Why do you think women cry so much?"
Dick: "To get attention"
I'm pretty sure Dick is a troll who just says things to get a rise out of people but this statement is completely true.
turncoattradition 10 months ago
world's greatest troll
TheP3NDU1UM 10 months ago
the man, the myth, the legend, the Heeerooo
CitizenofTh3world 11 months ago
annoying puppet
clamantuanguyan 11 months ago
@HippyWitchGal..Of course your type of situation occurs if your telling the truth...but not generally ..women use sex as a weapon to aquire things from men constantly...please try to deny that ...which would make them what ?,,,er..you fill in the blank
nneevveerrmmoorree 11 months ago
How to make women pay for dinner on dates...If during the date you decide that she is just another of the many entitled princesses..encourage her to order whatever she likes that money isnt an aspect...then at the end of dinner simply ask the waitress for seperate bills...how easy is that!...you will have the greatest dating stories to tell your buds ever as well as taming the golddigging beast
nneevveerrmmoorree 11 months ago
thi shit is soo funny.
zellfalcon31 11 months ago
He is here to save us men.....which is even more important than saving tigers!!
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bangbongbangme 1 year ago
LOL, GOD u guys are pathetic!
mizzmb1608 1 year ago
i dont want to die alone, and i dont see why anyone would. and you faggs sound like a bunch of fuckin 1st graders fighting over who is better boys or girls. fuking ridiculous
awesomo95 1 year ago
@awesomo95 Youre right, there is no need for a fight, since it was decided thousands of years ago, as you can see through history...
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awesomo95 1 year ago
women arent only only there after money!! I cant get 20 girls at the same time using their money to get me drinks. Women want protection the most and i dont see why not. based on mystery's point: men are 20 percent after survival and 80 procent after reproduction, based on evolution, and women are 20 percent after reproduction and 80 percent after survival. i think this is pretty much about right.
awesomo95 1 year ago
i think that this is a little bit disrespectful. all these femeinist assholes piss me off, and all these chauvinist asshole piss me off. the fact is that Dick brings out some good points that are true about women like the fact that they like men who are unnatainable, but this is starting to be just plain disrespectful. i like going to ski with my girlfriend, i plan on getting married some day, and i dont see how you think there is no point to this. (continued)
awesomo95 1 year ago
"a penny saved is a woman fired" hilarious xD
alwaysanecesity 1 year ago
Also lemme just say that I like how Marcus sounds like Dr. Phil, but the version that understands logic and is actually likable. Gee I wonder who's the dummy now...
krayzeejojo 1 year ago
Gentlemen, the real-life Al Bundy! If I saw this guy at a bar I'd buy him a round ANYDAY *bows down*
Ladies, the truth hurts. Take it like a man and DEAL WITH IT
krayzeejojo 1 year ago
@krayzeejojo
wow, u are really retarded! GOD i`ll pray for u!
lol
mizzmb1608 1 year ago
@mizzmb1608 Aww how cute, a little girl's trying to talk logic. You earned a cookie and an A for effort =)
krayzeejojo 1 year ago
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I make 5 times my husband's yearly salary...I also do all the cooking, shopping, cleaning, a majority of the vehicle maintanence and home repairs, I manage our budget and pay all the bills. So yeah...I guess I am far inferior simply because I am female. I also provide all of our health insurance and retirement, volunteer, and am caretaker for most of my family and friends. I love with my heart. In short, I do not even remotely resemble the female stereotype Dick just loves to sell.
HippyWitchGal 1 year ago
You are the exception.
EddyARB 1 year ago
3:19 - Am I the only one who thought that was funny??
surfingtube 1 year ago 3
huehuehuehuehuehue
cowboyxdan 1 year ago
dick masterson speaks the truth.
1% of woman are great the 99% are fake,
fake eyelashes, silicon titties, push up -bras, fat injections in the butt, fake hair, high heels just to attract men and use them for the money and protection
LowLowSpinners 1 year ago
long live Dick Masterson.
moshafusion001 1 year ago
Dick Masterson is right about everything in his book. I recommend buying the book guys. It's also very humorous.
installedpaper 1 year ago
I am laughing off him because as a short midget like him he has allot to say about woman BUT I think he just complain allot like a OLD grandpa who has a illness or something and are angry at something ha-ha maybe at his mom because she did something to him lol
ninkapl 1 year ago
@Supatrupa16 If you watch the video titled "Men are better than women" He clearly states that he doesnt hate women. He only says that men are better than women.
lollerabbe 1 year ago
i am a woman and this is so fucking funny. yeah he's a dick. but he's hilarious and isn't really hurting anyone. who cares if he hates women. it's not like i'll ever have to meet him. go dick ahahaha
supatrupa16 1 year ago 12
@supatrupa16 yepp hi is funny because i think of him that he complaining like a old grandpa on the pain on his knee but he is complaining on woman lol but what ever it is funny :PPP
ninkapl 1 year ago
@supatrupa16 his not hating women, just saying men are better than women...
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tharushenadune 1 year ago
@mediolagana Too bad marriages nowadays are a three-party licence agreement with the state.
Check into to Timothy AntiTerrorist channel for more info.
Cleric775 1 year ago
tampon tester ya you heard it!
dunceordie8675 1 year ago
I think this man was seriously messed up by 1 women and is trying to blame them all ....
DisneyLover305 1 year ago
@DisneyLover305 Not really, almost all men fell victim to unfortunate circustances... due to the pussification of society.
Cleric775 1 year ago
@DisneyLover305 That is the only thing I ever hear. Critical of women? Must have been dumped hardcore. Because women, as you know, are immune to criticism.
ShadowCrashed81 11 months ago
dont get married....then be alone for the rest of ur life and never enjoy the feeling of family
DisneyLover305 1 year ago
@DisneyLover305
So if you don't get married and have kids you'll be alone for the rest of your life. Oh no. I better get started right now! Faggot, be quiet.
DSAoftheSS 1 year ago
lol
jus7o 1 year ago
Dick Masterson > all men > all women.
Disagree and you're a fucking idiot or a fat feminazi bitch.
iCoffees 1 year ago
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@iCoffees I'm better than You ;)
mompm 1 year ago
@iCoffees feminazi...... i like it :)
devastator06 1 year ago
Dick is the best IRL Troll ever. I love that guy. Truly a manly man
Sneezlebob 1 year ago 77
Marc Rudov > Tom Leykis > Dick Masterson
ShadowCrashed81 1 year ago
women have been equal since long before feminism, all that feminism did was giving women FAVORS, MORE RIGHTS than men, as opposed to giving them the same rights men had.
Beside, we are constantly being bombarded with bullshit propaganda about the superiority of females, which is absurd and completely the opposite of the truth
What dick is doing is both hilarious and entertaining, and much needed
IlVeritiero 1 year ago
While I find sexism funny, I find it a problem when people are serious about it, I call trollin on this one, this is no way his name is DICK MASTERSON and he's sexist, it's just to strong a coincedence
the8888 1 year ago
@the8888 a lot of authors have pen names
JWAXEMAN 1 year ago
Best wishes to you Dick. You getting mauled by a bear are in them.
silvershadowknight 1 year ago