"Weird Al" Yankovic - Close But No Cigar

[l85a1user]

1:46 to 1:49 fappable

[miketheweird13]

i find this video hard to masturbate to

[GoodMilks1]

@miketheweird13 wtf is wrong with you then

[1littleseba]

I have the wierdest boner.

[DavidStarsky99]

Thumbs up for Julie's ass.

[l85a1user]

@DavidStarsky99 no thumbs up if you want ot TAP julie's ass

[holster761]

Dislike? press 2!

[mitha543]

1:41

[sonic10158]

this makes me wan to watch Ren and Stimpy

[deathxwatcher]

2:47 looks sooooooo kinky. ;)

[kitkateater5]

i couldn't freakin' stop laughing and i'm still laughing

[46milleja]

hrmm and to think I actually know quite a few people who are like this >.> ha ha

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

finally a good song from this album. the other ones kinda suck



[46milleja]

Anyone notice how they all looked the same just different color hair/skin? ha ha

[gatcat129]

so thats what happened to my last 3 girl friends ,stupid cat

[18Kratos18]

I'm gonna start singing this song to girls i break up with :D

[spunkyandy66]

This song needs more credit! It is an excellent style parody of Cake. I suppose there are a few songs that Al writes that totally suits him-and this is one. The bass guitar, vibraslap, & background clapping is a great combination. All in all, I would say that it's Al's delivery of the awesome lyrics is what makes this song. Well done, my friend Al! ~Andrea KB XxXx

[ness430gamer]

@spunkyandy66 i agree

[XxkittyloverxX100]

:D

[lordlynx10]

Ren and Stimpy. That is all.

[Fritidsjente97]

Moral of the Story: If a girl has a flaw, eat her.

[leonricardo20]

@Fritidsjente97 theres 2 ways of eating her so be more specific lol

[Fritidsjente97]

@leonricardo20 eating is eating? :S

[WARCHILDSK01]

@Fritidsjente97 obviously a little kid

[Fritidsjente97]

@WARCHILDSK01 me? or the other guy? cause im not a kid

[7GGonzalez]

lol animation by blackalbinosheep, pretty sure its from him

[Enzo000000000]

@7GGonzalez - There's no way that can be Albino Black Sheep. This is John Kricfalusi's work (Ren & Stimpy).

Although ABS's videos are more family-friendly.

[7GGonzalez]

@Enzo000000000 well they are very alike Idk

[Enzo000000000]

@7GGonzalez - You kiddin'? I can instantly recognize both styles of animation, and I can tell you that Albino Black Sheep is MUCH less drug-induced than John Kricfalusi.

[7GGonzalez]

@Enzo000000000 well good for you

[kitkateater5]

one: that was so wrong on so many levels

two: can someone tell me what the hell they were talking about and what the cigar was

[AkiraKatz]

@kitkateater5 "Close, but no cigar" is a phrase meaning you were really, really close to accomplishing something...but you dont really.

[torno99]

@kitkateater5 long story short, the cat has high standards

[kitkateater5]

@torno99 no kidding

[buttmunch109]

why does it look like it was animated by the guys from ren and stimpy

[Zolomar]

@buttmunch109 Because it was.

[buttmunch109]

@Zolomar oh, thanx for the info

[Zolomar]

@buttmunch109 No probs mate.

[buttmunch109]

@Zolomar :)

[cookiemonster208]

Wow, great song - I just discovered it.

[KarateKatWarrior]

nobody is perfect



[Haniki2]

Weird Al... this is why I love you...

[InBetweenAreDoors]

What's that Weird Al said about wanting to be family friendly???

[1thenobleone]

this is more than a little fucked up



[MrDragonpokeball]

this shows why DOG is mans best friend.Well at least i hope o_o

[floridacomedyfan]

This is Al doing the Cake sound.

[TheFabricOfTime]

Weird Al would've been a great person to do the music in Ren and Stimpy.

[idontseeynot9]

girl three got owned pretty bad at the end there

[UaghBrian2000]

Weird Al and John Kricfalusi, quite a pair for this video, shows they still got it after all these years.

[PirataPower]

I think I am high right now

[RE4gamerrrrrr]

WEIRDEST. MUSIC VIDEO. EVER.

[Ph1l5t3roony]

I like Joe Dirt

[Araclain]

I'm a pretty big Cake fan, and I just realized this is a parody of Comfort Eagle...

[pittofdoom]

@Araclain Uh, no, it isn't. It's not a parody of any specific song, just a take on Cake's style.

[Araclain]

@pittofdoom Comfort Eagle is one of their albums, this song uses bits of music from songs of that album. So yes, it is.

[spencersdh1]

Very Ren and Stimpy esque.

[MrSlends]

@spencersdh1 i can never look at the show the same way after the Adult Party Cartoon

[GeekHippieEndarkened]

@spencersdh1 Yeah. I think this video was drawn by the guy who made Ren and Stimpy.

[xxMrFablexx]

@scizotts You're so easy to troll it's sad.

[scizotts]

@xxMrFablexx As long as you're enjoying yourself, I'm happy too.

[TheUbermusic]

are we doing government work?

[JuliaMazurek73]

This Reminds me of Björk's video :3 'I miss you'

[freakurGma]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm face so delicious

[TheKavlam]

Reminds me to Ren & Stimpy :B

[jamespg1993]

@TheKavlam this was drawn by the guy who drew that show

[TheKavlam]

@jamespg1993 That´s Awesome

[awsomegillis21]

the cat can do better

[scizotts]

Do NOT like the vid. FUNNY SONG, Vid doesn't get to me that way.

[xxMrFablexx]

@scizotts What? "Vid doesn't get to me that way." What the hell does that mean?

[NoArtisticLimitation]

@scizotts i agree

[scizotts]

@NoArtisticLimitation Thanks.. Like your username. :)

[nolonath]

1:45, how i feel standing next to my girlfriend

[TheJUGGERNAUT987]

This sounds alot like cakes "short skirt, long jacket"

[averyisthebombboom]

good song but weird video

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

did the animator from Ren and Stimpy make this???? JOHN K. FOR THA WIN!!!!!

[Ferlo101]

@ShamanTheHedgehog He actually did I think

[pyroken67]

he is the most finicky cat i have ever seen

[GingerJackafus]

What song is this a parody of?

[IsurvivedAntiochCA]

@GingerJackafus I believe it's an original.

[nlp3000]

So very Cake. I love it!

[robertsfunny1995]

Julie is ugly as hell.

[GuiltyKarma]

So.. The moral of the story is..if your lover has anything wrong with her, you have to..kill her?

[GashPlague]

@GuiltyKarma Not just kill her, you have to eat her too.

[GuiltyKarma]

@GashPlague I like my women like I like my coffee! ground up and in the freezer!

[GashPlague]

@GuiltyKarma I like mine black ;D

[ness430gamer]

@GuiltyKarma i like my women like i like my fish battered and fryed

[XxAmayaSanxX]

@GuiltyKarma No, you EAT her ;)

[GuiltyKarma]

@XxAmayaSanxX Apparently.

[SikeJunior]

3:26 EPIC CAT FACE x)

[SimsTheatre]

...This shows more cartoon ass than shake that by eminem...The hell?

[SuperMalek2]

This reminds me of that old CN cartoon, with a lot of partying cats !

[blupilot1]

@SuperMalek2 r u thinking of ren and stimpy?

[hypnotizerequiem]

@blupilot1 That's because this video was done by none other than John K himself, creator and animator of Ren and Stimpy.

[RaymondoPerson]

I love John K's style so much, there's so many great visual gags in this video.

[ItsNOYFB]

Julie played water polo, she wore a ribbon on her left Bonobo. She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near, my heart was beating like a Buddy Rich solo. And she was everything i had dreamed of she moved right up too number one on my list. And did i mention she's a word famous billionaire, bikini, super model-astrophysicts? Yeah she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron look like a big fat slobbering pig. The only caveat is one of her earlobes was just a little tiny bit too big. XD

[goyankeesandgh]

someone has to make 1:04 to 1:06 a meme....please

[satch0phile]

Me: Ooohhh a Wierd al song lets listen to It

*advert comes on before Video*

Me: AH COME ON

[onlinetag]

why do i keep listneng to this song. IDK, LOVE YOU WIRED ALL, like in a bro way, not a gay army kid revealing he's gay.

[jimking1444]

Even cats love the ass

[onlinetag]

joe dirt makes you hate a girl. wow i like that movie though

[mrlegitllama]

why would he dump em for that crap? i wold keep em cuz they are fucking horny

[Leightonlaser]

@mrlegitllama

he is making fun of people with high standards

[mrlegitllama]

this animation was made by the creator of ren and simpy

[fearbird22]

?????

[A2ndFamine]

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[A2ndFamine]

little to big it was huge

[DavidStarsky99]

@A2ndFamine I would nibble it.

[MzPiinkGlitterz]

bad cat

[hibye5111]

and i said ''MAN THAT AINT NO CIGAR ITS JUST CLOSE WHAT DO YOU THINK IM AN IDIOT SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND''

[MrMiniMeister]

@hibye5111 wait, so.. you said, "...SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND", or is that what you actually did?

[EternalAlphaGoat]

That is one horny cat. Even if he doesn't like the girls, he still eats 'em.

[CommittedGex]

Why do all these girls want to date a cat?

[HelloMidnightChaos]

@CommittedGex Mabye that cat is super wealthy. What some guys lack in looks they make up for in money.

[HollYShi7]

@CommittedGex cuz he'z a cool cat m8... ;;p

[TaiFerret]

@CommittedGex Yeah, I always thought girls were more interested in dogs.

[ecuador4dead]

@CommittedGex have you ever heard of bestiality

[CloudieCorn]

@CommittedGex

some girls like a little pussie ;)

[TheGorillaz192000]

@CloudieCorn I see what you did there...XD

[bustercharl777]

One fussy fucking cat. xD

[ThatDude806]

And I sad: HEY! Are we hateing this song? No I don't think we are.

[SPETSNAZxGOOMBA]

shes all like what ever, and hes liek..IMA EAT CHO FACE...den he eats her face

[zs7iey]

what the fuck

[PeopleWithoutPurpose]

on the third one if she's so rich couldt she have the earlobe fixed???

[blueberrinuffin]

this is so funni i could watch it over and over and over again

[SHIFTHEADS7]

dis gave me a boner



[Tidensbeskyddare]

@SHIFTHEADS7 +1

[slayer2230]

3:17 lol

[A2ndFamine]

2:43

[A2ndFamine]

the maker has a butt problem

[remotetea]

@A2ndFamine I wouldn't really call a problem

[superrobloxdude100]

1:46 0.0



[MatthewMcVeagh]

This is clearly a cat to hang around and wait for those cry-on-the-shoulder breakup moments...

[kaydeelashae]

Why is this cat in love with these girls but.......

Why isnt he dating girl cat......

Why is he obessing about these minor flaws.....

THESES ARE THE QUESTIONS I WONDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[afrodamus]

@kaydeelashae point of song is hes never going to be actually happy no matter what he gets and to just go with the flow and except their flaws

[TheVJackV]

What did I just watch?

[Demonicrain]

@TheVJackV I.... don't know...

[BCRCfanVET]

@TheVJackV Something stupid

[DavidStarsky99]

Thumbs up if you think Julie had the nicest ass.

[POIUYTREW784]

@DavidStarsky99

thats only Because you can see her ass :D

[DavidStarsky99]

@POIUYTREW784 2:50

[Kabhaq]

dat ass.

[dumbuttface]

145 people got ate by that cat

[andreasfr1]

I liked the first chick the most...

[insideoutboy100]

Joe dirt was a good movie! :-(

[ultraking312]

@insideoutboy100 i know

[ad655321ad]

it's simmular to short skirt and long jacket by cake

overall i like it

[jakenblat]

why does the cat eat the girls O-O

[KendoSoldier]

@jakenblat my guess is its a metaphor for "chewing them out" which is basically ranting at them for what they're doing wrong

[Nusqual]

.... What's wrong with Joe Dirt?

[JNAFilmProductions]

Gotta love John K.

[superVGstudios64]

@MrCockburger1212:clevergirl:

[MrCockburger1212]

@superVGstudios64 ....



[cassusfett01]

@MrCockburger1212 thats because you purposely switched the letters of each word to get that response, "i have a dig bick" means absolutely nothing. now go die in a hole you idiot.

[dazahall]

@cassusfett01 no he should go die...that was gass what he did c'om man! haha

[TheLovableMan2]

@cassusfett01

Captain Butthurt to the rescue

[ultraking312]

@MrCockburger1212 i have a big dick =D

[LittleBigBabytiger28]

@MrCockburger1212 I`M DYSLEXIC OKAY! lol

[PopeKurt]

@MrCockburger1212 ....fuck. *thumbs-up*

[A2ndFamine]

@MrCockburger1212 every time i read it wrong

[id493337]

@MrCockburger1212

Damn you got me. lmao

[dylananenberg]

@MrCockburger1212 Yah, So maybe think of something new, isnted of getting it from a comic site?

[joshuasiu98]

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE :D

[zum2487]

comment #2011 on the last day of 2011! phew...

[AZYchannel1]

I dont get the "Joe Dirt" part. Someone please explain?

[TheFatAlmighty]

@AZYchannel1 It's a horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE movie

[CommittedGex]

@AZYchannel1 It's a movie that has been gotten many negative reviews from critics.

[gmann2101]

i got so happy hearing this cause the first thing that came to mind was have is this a parody of Cake? that makes me so happy weird al + Cake = Jiz In My Pants!

[Michellequin]

Love the song, disturbing vid with too much bestiality, and is this modeled after Ren and Stimpy?