LG's Mouse Scanner Preview LSM-100 at CES 2011

[decoysk]

HOW MUCH BITCH ??????

[numbers9to0]

Why does LG always show this mouse without a cable? It's not wireless. LG is trying to trick customers!

[xxkevxxx]

@numbers9to0 u actually see the cable in the video ...

[Legitimatemuffins]

@numbers9to0 it has a cable in this vid :P

[SyndicateLoL]

i dont want to know how long it took her to learn all that stuff :P

[LeJimster]

They had these hand held scanners back when I was at school. Hardly revolutionary. But putting it in a mouse is a novel idea. If the quality is good I can see it being a very handy device.

[TornTech]

They couldn't have picked a sluttier chick

[Globalian001]

The best TV makers are now trying to make the best mouse.

[Globalian001]

I want that stuff like right now.

[TheOtterotter]

LG FTW

[trvsgrant1]

This is real magick.

[raeviliss3]

the girl is fugly

[TheLeadStriker]

wow my 120 dollar mouse seem nothing

[0xPUNKROCKx0]

What kind of sorcery is this?!

[TheRyszard]

She's ugly .__.

[Yddor1]

Now i can scan lots of things :3

[wwwMEXATcom]

@Yddor1

lol

tell me about it

[Yddor1]

@wwwMEXATcom xD

[pobhockle]

Don't look into the scanner!

[freshaca3]

What happens if you scan a half of a picture and then turn the mouse 180 degrees and continue scanning the rest of the picture?

[Auldwin1]

@freshaca3 you probably have to keep the mouse on the ground and it knows when you are turning the mouse if its on the ground as you are scanning.

[AllTimeIsRelative]

That is friggin' cool!

[antdude]

Cute gal. Is she included? ;)

How good is the resolution on this scanner?

[RoamRandy]

loll interestin i faved and subbed, please sub bak and reply, thanks! :D

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[b1uepencil]

Cool!

[lavachoke]

large forehead is large

[Wireheadking]

This will be awesome for scanning bar codes at shops once they modify it a bit :)

[chaos5252]

wow, ditzy blond

[namwolfhound]

@chaos5252

And why exactly do you think they chose her to demo the product? Not for her brains. Sex Sells. We all know that. Gets you over to the booth which is what her job is. She does a credible job of showing the product. She even was able to fix her mistake on the fly with no difficulty when she inadvertently selected too small an area. Overall I'd say she did a good job Ditzy Blonde or not.

[bluezep12]

0:36 "actually we want a bigger portion than that"

"That's what she said" - Michael Scott

[xsannyx]

nice :)

Approximetly one year ago someone developed an opensource program to do just that with normal

mice and LG took it one step further and made a mouse exactly to that :)

Props to you LG!

[telephonedude]

@xsannyx Really? I wonder how they managed to do that. o.o Do you happen to remember the program's name?

[xsannyx]

@telephonedude Sorry I don't :)

But the scanning from that program is not really that good...

It was made more because of the concept of what can be done with optical mice!

And this video shows the result =)

I'm sure you could google the program tho....

Try optical mouse scanner software or something

[sludgiebear]

I can see what's coming - people will have the ability to share yet more meaningless crap on the internet with more ease.

Good idea for an office environment though!

[TheParpaing]

So that's how LG killed the scanner of our printers.

[dsavix4]

That's fun.

[Oguldude]

Want.

[OcasoProtal]

XP? They STILL use Windows XP? C'mon LG it's 2011!

[shnakle1]

Great Idea.

[KlausNomi]

I love how the first thing she does with the image is drop it into word. Why didn't she edit it with MS Paint first?

[rayx3025]

This is an awesome tool! Me gusta.

[minstrelgreetings]

cool gadget, want one

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[Berdon]

Holy shit that's awesome

Additionally, I would take her as an alternative to the mouse

[darkcape5]

I need one of those its so epic

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[supermanthathoe100]

oh my god.

[Thitanramone]

desnecessário 

[NightshadeMortis]

TAKE MY MONEY!

[TheKrjoyner]

she wants a bigger portion than that....giggity

[runsa]

Exactly what I need to bring to the library.

[shoney]

this thing is badass

[eScheeeee]

awesome stuff!

[draakon27]

yes but ....... CAN IT FUCKING BLEND!?!?!?

[Domingohertz]

I wanna buy the girl! i mean the mouse....

[movezig1]

She wants a bigger portion...

[chanchan84]

LG Scanner Mouse: So easy, this lady can use it.

[MoreKogz]

That kicks ass.

[UsInYourFace]

your very good with technology, keep it up :)

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[GuyEndore]

I want

[101QueenStar]

this is pretty cool

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[MrElgigante]

TEEEETH

[Snowyjoe66]

So this video was take number 64?

[TheWilliamHarperShow]

perfect technology man keep it up

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[xaic6]

Damn a beutiful woman takling about algorithms, afk im fapping

[lyricallord235]

that was some great technology. Great job!

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[1533Montaigne]

why do 90% of the american females have this ugly voice. it always sounds the same. horrible

[nitroxide17]

Shes got a ring.... :(

[nitroxide17]

Booth babe = sold

[Carrera1123]

into fucking windows xp with office 2003!! HELL yeah, i love 10 year old software...-.-

[ProbablyObvious]

i'd do her

[Darkray16]

win XP... really?

[SeanHamilface]

@Darkray16 Why not? Still quite a powerful OS. I mean, not as good as 7 but it's still up there.

[CriminalMacabre]

damn, and I just bought a mouse one year ago...

[vinesman01]

Creeped out @1:43

[xXxSunny69xXx]

Windows XP? GG son.

[TheLifeDegenerator]

We tried to scan her forehead but ran out of diskspace.

[niijeaonolla]

windows xp, really?

[aprat]

@niijeaonolla

It's awesome.

[ElzoSmid1]

Rotate function, very important. :(

[darrenkunkel]

*throwing my wallet at the screen...



[AdamisanAsian]

cool shizzz

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[typtyphus2]

fot those with 3D graphics. Can I scan my face?

[GeeMcBee]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[GrapeShasta]

Wow this is some amazing technology... I wish i had a mouse like that... it would make studying a lot easier.

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[Odin7thor]

this is seriously awesome

[turb030031993]

Jillian from Family Guy?!

[blaiseAP]

windows xp?????

[SeitxiS]

ok but will it blend?

[funkamichka]

can you buy it or not yet?

[hapt1K]

what an annoying bitch.

[ev4n121]

@hapt1K Why?

[TheCrookKing]

good job :)

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[greatstealauto]

You know you're in the future when phrases like "Did you film this shit with a mouse" is actually a compliment.

[brucecrossan1]

0:34. enough said :D

[Azilythe]

Watch out CEOs, because whistle blowing just got a hell of a lot easier.

[pieicedtea]

cost to buy this thing: $99999999999

cost to google the same map: free

[suckaforstraws123]

Shut up and take my money!

[Pandapwnegee]

sophisticated computer scanning algorithms!

[omscarr]

@Pandapwnegee she actually said sophisticated computer vision algorithms

[brutalaj]

>2011

>windows xp

[Laqoqos]

@brutalaj Yes only one opinion

[tmallien1]

Plagiarism just got amazingly easier.

[IFknHateUTube]

girl is shown from 0:00 until 0:03 and again at 1:45. Feel free to mute the video

[butchermachine]

Fucking awesome invention

[zone2oo0]

russian: stupid bitch

[3DInteractiveGun]

This is not a world's first. This was done years ago.

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[AlphaWaveGaming]

why is she using windos xp

[cubeface21]

I never even thought of something like this. Very cool, though she sounds very clueless. It's okay...

[BOOSTRED]

scanner that can edit text? i need one of those, not just the mouse but an actual scanner that does that! amazing stuff! i love this version of the future!

[thefr34k]

@BOOSTRED Look up OCR processing it has been around for 6+ years

[PiliSmasher]

how much is this bad boy

[VoidOnTuesday]

Put my dick in your mouth.

Oh my gosh I'm sorry.

Let me do it for you.

[guest2424]

Can't it take pictures too? It sure would be handy to be able to scan and take pictures with your mouse and not have to find your camera and connect with USB and so on.

[TheNewBluesBrother]

But will it blend?

[doesmykeyboardwork]

no way...not sophisticated computer vision algorithms?

[ArthurGreenDesigns]

lol@using windows XP to show this "new amazing technology"

[Sweatervesticle]

sheck mark? bish please! reddit knows what's up!

[Robstailey]

ugh please woman just demo the product like we're regular human beings! no need to put on your ditzy slut voice!

[SilentEcho8]

@Robstailey lol, "ssscan, we can go ahead and sscan our document!"

[lozzzie2007]

witchCRAFT

[Benjigga]

I'll bet she wants a bigger portion than that. AMIRITE?

[FreakExceptionale]

Yes. Tell us how this interfaces with genitals.

[Cheekytriangle]

nobody seems to be asking the important questions; CAN I SCAN MY GENITALS?

[DB4biker]

@Cheekytriangle it cant scan things less than 2 cm

[Cheekytriangle]

@DB4biker ...Well played good sir, well played indeed.

[dirtYd0m]

@DB4biker actually it can. you just have to fit them into the scanpad that comes along with the mouse!

[OnceUponATimmyy]

@DB4biker it can, you get a mouse pad with a transparant plastic layer where you can put small things under to scan easily ;)

[CodyDyck25]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY



[warboy3209]

Holy Shit

[GodAwfulUsername]

1. Create scanner mouse.

2. Show off said mouse at an Expo/Convention.

3. ???????.

4. Download Car.

[MJMaximum]

WOAH! Didn't see the practicality of it at first, but HOLY SHIT that works well and looks fun as hell to use.

[papercowmoo]

do want.

[HokeyYT]

spongebobwallet.jpg

[wickedzen1]

DO want.

[TimTehPilot]

all of my money

[o2FRESH4u]

Where can i buy this?

[Brightgalrs]

sophisticated algorithms! You heard it here folks!

[SuperG838]

oh my god thats sic... that u can edit text... omg

[sharpezor]

who's the pair of tits

[TheGorgeousgeorge26]

hrmpf! looks like you can only use it in windblows!

[themuppetman9]

why is that PC still on XP?

[meflyhigh]

@themuppetman9

Because XP was the best OS ever made. Think of it as your world. Vista is the abortion and 7 is the jail. OSX is the premature ejaculation. And WHY THE HELL is she presenting this mouse!. Her voice is drilling my brain!

[proanti1]

@themuppetman9 This program is probably heavily resource intensive, and xp has a smaller footprint than vista or win7.

[Jorsherr]

@proanti1 Right because ram is so expensive these days.

[Chavagnatze]

What sort of witchcraft is this?

[BillyL6]

I WANT IT. FASTER THEN A NORMAL SCANNER

[FutureComputing]

@BillyL6 so much less fucking hassle. Usually i have to go under my desk hook the thing up, balance it on my desk, install software again blugghrhr

[patilsaurabhr]

Gonna buy this for sure!

[KingKoldof]

Yes! Now book pirates have an easier method!

[3rkid2]

WANT IT NOW.

[tesaga]

windows xp?

[Jordinsanity]

genius

[skaca]

i would like to double click her mouse!!!

wait... is that a wedding ring?

fuuuuu

[bubblesdubeau]

imma scan that massive forehead

[Cubanned]

Sophisticated computer algorythms? Oh, a camera. Gotcha!

[htmnssn123]

@Cubanned: The "Sophisticated computer algorythms" part comes into play when you want to stitch together lots of camera-taken images to form a coherent single picture.

[Cubanned]

@htmnssn123 It was my lame attempt at a joke =/

[finalcloud13]

With scanners that are included with printers, is there a need for this?

[Renulph]

This is a must have for plagiarists.

[Conras]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

Ideal for scanning in confidential documents

[HoboJIm117]

I want this so badly.

[bob789456]

"Scanner on the bottom that uses sophisticated computer-vision algorithms". Yea I call bs on this chick Im sure most of youtube does to haha.

[locopyro13]

@bob789456 I believe she was alluding to the fact that the mouse/software can scan an image and know where the new images scanned are in relation to those already scanned, building a clear picture and not some crazy mess.

[megakx]

This is really cool but let's be honest, she doesn't know what an algorithm is.

[VulcherHead]

What's a "bu-in" ?

[sicarius88]

LOOK AT HER FUCKING CHOMPERS! +1

[fiveMIRrOrs]

Hey that's pretty cool.

*checks bottom of mouse*

Or not...

[THRlTY]

Sophisticated computer vision algorithms!