South Woodham Ferrers - the ultimate place to live!

[wellohmeeeeeee]

In the mid 80s a Essex County Council promotional video was made to get people to move to S.W.F!! it had a terrible song with a girl group singing S.W.F over and over...I hoped this was it. Would love it if someone could find that

[1997KH22]

great video :) Make a sequel!

[xTechnq]

SWF is the shitest shit of shit in the shiting world! did i forget to day its shit ?

[THE3VILPEANUT]

i live there its not that bad

[JLSbiggestfan612]

The commentator sounds like david mitchell!

[actor109]

do you know these kids: (they sould be 12 my age)

joe, jack percy, jamie, tomas, geoge (i think his dad or something was a producer,icant remember) and jason. they went to chetwood primary school before it closed.

[robinsonjamcp]

@actor109 i know jack percy and jamie sippit but they dont like me lol.

[actor109]

@robinsonjamcp wait so who r u?

[actor109]

@robinsonjamcp wait rewind u know 'em r they on fbook or somthing?

[robinsonjamcp]

@actor109 they are my best friends friends.

[actor109]

@robinsonjamcp u just confused me

[actor109]

hay is chetwood primary school still open?

[robinsonjamcp]

@actor109 na it closed. WDF owns it now

[5000drwho]

Alot of dikes live here as well

[5000drwho]

The worst town to be due to the pikies. And of course a supermarket chain, as well as people who donot speek to you.

[rudeboymilroy1989]

south woodham, now infested with gpysies

[actor109]

hay i used to live there i used to goto (i think it was called) chetwood primary school.

[TheZoeSarahZoe]

THIS IS SO FUNNY HOW U DO THAT

[shp383]

I'm so proud to be from woodham!! Don't care what anyone says, it's my hometown and I love it!!! I live in gillingham in kent now and believe me after you've lived here for two years you don't realise how good you've got it in woodham!!!

[actor109]

@shp383 i live there fo 7- 8 years

[xPaauulaa]

And I want my pink shirt back, I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK.

[sophz125]

I live in south woodham ferrers :)

I still find this video hilarious!! :D

[jojoknight11]

we need a new updated south woodham ferrers video :/

[dubb82]

You forgot one of the fields I think. Plus the amount of takeaways, hair dressers & pubs, other than that you got ASDA & the fields covered.

SWF: full of alleyways leading to a road from an alleyway, directing you to another road or alleyway.

It also has many factories within it's few industrial estates don't forget those.

Church wall is pretty legendary too!

Full of 'mockneys' chavs & WAG wannabes!

[Beckss1212]

so true!! and i am never going near that bench again O-o

[williedegirls]

Loool(':

south woodham is pretty much summed up in that video!(':

[riku0roxas]

Epic!

[dc110770]

I lived in SWF for 20 years and it's not that bad. It's safe, clean and generally pleasent. It does lack a bit of life but it's a village so if you don't like it move to a town or city.

[jojoknight11]

south woodham the boring shit hole i live in

[nealtracy]

@jojoknight11 ....... This is hilarious...im crying with laughter!...i moved here from Leicester 18 months ago......believe me ....this place is brilliant!...Brilliant post though....so funny!

[itsAnGuS]

Woooooodhhaammmmmssss PENG !! do what you want really just mose about with friends all day without being stabbed or raped.

[missfoxiz]

lool!! we moved to south woodham from london... lol this is what it is like down boring and dull like a field hahahhaah there lol we moved back now to london lol and im so glad lol cos like everyone related and it kinda wierd lol

plus its so slow and boring it like the village time forgot

[lmshorton]

i live in woodham hve done my whole life and you baisically know everyone or know someone who knows someone. It's like a little boredom bubble lol

[lozbushbaby]

ive lived in woodhm since i was born, its really not that bad, this vid still lolz x

[234pingutv]

this is funny and in some ways true but south woodham is awsome

[darkspy666]

I lived in SWF for 8 years, the place is utterly lifeless as the highlight of living there is shopping at ASDA. Also, getting on that commuter train every single morning and having to journey back from London each day was the most mundane and emotional destroying events of my life! I'm fucking glad I don't live there anymore.

[sophyplum]

i live in south woodham ferrers, and i do agree with the vidio, but since it was made we have more things like: the swimming pool, McDonalds and a better chippy. and before the video there used to be a cinema! but i love south woodham ferrers!

[funkspasm]

so let me get this straight. some of the enourmous number of selling points of woodham are mcdonalds and a chippy? fantastic.

[essexlad301]

i lived in south woodham for nearly 4 years , i admit theres not much to do there, but its not a bad place.

Without Asda's it wouldn't be on the map lol.

But i agree there isn't nothing there for the youngsters to do

[riku0roxas]

good ol south woodham ferrers! xD

[0JessicaRose0]

I love living in Woodham. It may be wank and there is fuck all to do but it was still the shiat. Wona get knifed, beats, drugs. Woodham is the place to go.

[ORB1991]

i live there its fuckin wank

[everythingnotx]

seriously not true. we got a swimmin pool and a climbin wall. WOO haha (Sarcasm.) no but it is kl 2 live in

[Chamberi]

Fuckin' Hilarious

[swfperson]

sit cunt