SAM KINISON BREAKING THE RULES (4 OF 5)

[coltanamore]

What do you look for in women?...a vagina?

[yh3e]

haha that guy at 0:56 haha " oh god, awkkkkward"

[MurakamiTenshi]

a younger Hugh Hefner.. wow

[datzfast]

i had my cock sucked by 7 women and only one took the time to do it right. i could suck a dick better than most women. i bet most men could give a better blowjob than women. i mean god damn how hard can it be to put more than two measly fucking inches in that great big gaping pie hole. get a fucking clue women. get a fucking clue.

[datzfast]

there is more to women than pussy, just not anthing interesting.

[albertstock85]

Sam, thank you, IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!

[ambergoddessartist]

yes, I enjoy your awkwardness-- lol!! >:P

[gtofan2005]

thanks sam now i'll never think of the ABCs the same way lol

[tedwyer]

Sam was a great stand up!

[JakubJablonski666]

Enough said: watch?v=WEe1UOh-twA

[MrSyntheticDesign]

i like how hugh hefner was there

[tawnya1981]

DONT EVER, EVER, EVER DO THE ALPHABET, GUYS, FOR GOD SAKES PLZZZZ!!! We're hip to that shit and it sucks! Just sayin'. . . .

[XsaviorofthebrokenX]

As a girl whose boyfriend learned the alphabet QUITE well, thank God for you, Sam Kinison!!!

[romkenshin]

i did it it duz work

[J4K31]

He's so right about gay love

Shame no one would be able to make a joke about that anymore these days, seeing as though homosexuality is the fashion at the moment

[ImTheDude909]

ABCs WORK!!!! I swear to GOD.

[mongolenpup]

@MultiHustla101 ...for knowing how to lick pussy porn is perfect...all Im saying

[kristoff99s]

lick the alphabet??? in Capitals?????

[PlanarCollapse]

Anybody know how to bring this man back from the dead!?

[themooddisorders]

pussy is boring

[aetherflow]

Did the ABC in honor of Sam last night, and yes, it still works. you guys saying otherwise must be trying it on cocks.

[jeremyowens81]

only rookies need to use the alphabet trick

[mongolenpup]

huh?...anybody who hasn't figured out how to lick pussy is a moron...the internet is flooded with fucking instruction tapes: porn

[churchic]

@mongolenpup You do realize that this was filmed in the 80's........

[mongolenpup]

@churchic ouh...rephrase: anybody who hasn't figured out how to lick pussy by now...in this informative day and age.........

[churchic]

@mongolenpup that's better :P

[mrgimp420]

ABCs dont work.  Its lame.

[freshman1213]

the A,B,C thing actually work i swear to god. tried it on my ex gf and she was moaning louder than anything

[jdpigg]

Lick the alphabet! Perfect! I STILL use this method!

[mrhabanero1]

@jdpigg the chinese alphabet

[013802]

A B C D E F G

[knothole5]

54 to 58 dudes like what and his girl is like i wish

[elemeno82002]

and to think I thought the movie Cruel Intentions was the first to popularize the ABC trick; watch and learn Ryan Phillipe watch and learn

[MyMustang04]

i wanna rock that hat...its fuckin awsome

[ninjawraith17]

Sam: "Man look at that: millions of people still watching and listening to me of all people. Jesus.

Jesus: "Yes, my child?"

Sam: "What? Oh, it's nothing I was just looking down on all these people watching my old stand-up. So much more I wanted to say down there."

Jesus: "It was your time my son. We had to get you up here, you were hilarious."

Sam: "Thank you Jesus. Heh, I'm blessed to have such fans."

Jesus: "Now c'mon, your opening up for Johnny Cash and Elvis."

RIP Sam and God Bless you.

[XsaviorofthebrokenX]

Is it just me? That face he made after neighing...God, that was hot.

[The4thGuy]

She'll tell EVERYBODY EEELLLLSE!!!!!!!!

[SimplyGebus]

Sam's legacy to the world: anyone who sees this is gonna be thinkin bout the fuckin ABCs while eatin pussy - thank you Sam, thank you.

[denbenenki]

i just remembered and realized a lot of my sense of humor-- that i thought was just me-- was/is the result of this guy.

i actually do the screaming bits when i jokingly complain...

i gained the strength and confidence to joke about God and religion after hearing him do the jesus bit in the bathroom.

we sure lost out on a whole lot more areas to laugh at that he would of brought to our attention as he was climbing fast, i think.

RIP Sam ... (Do you think he will?)

[antoisferretlover]

id totally say this shit to my mom shed crack the FUCK UUUPPP!!!!

[56jmoney]

@ 4:49 - The chick is making sure her man is listening.

[g0tcadaver]

What a nice guy. Think about, after these people left the show, their partner and them would have a way better time tonight. I guarantee everyone in a relationship there tried that right away.

[g0tcadaver]

Why is he yelling?

[OutlawRebel117]

@g0tcadaver His yell was one of his funniest features when he performed.

[13AJJONES]

:42 CHECK THE KID IN THE AUDIENCE...HIS REACTION TO THAT JOKE IS JUST SCREAMING,.."I SUCK IN BED" !...AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

[ltuomela]

haha! bout the Vietnam Vet at the end of the last part...LOL...thats Hilarius!..n the alphabet part...man thats dead on..i sprayed my beer allover this monitor on that..sheeeeeeeesh.."no pun intended"..haha!..you do have to figure it out on your own...guys wont ask, as they dont want other dudes to know ,they dont know..haha..

[DaddysDiva33]

@ltuomela the alphabet works everytime...

[ltuomela]

@DaddysDiva33 haha..it sure does...weeeeeeeeeeeeee

[joelyboi20]

never known a comic to have such rhythm and sheer charisma

[snakemarcato13]

6 people don't know their ABCs

[williamrafe1]

@snakemarcato13 6 people are retarded

[StapleGunMS]

@williamrafe1 ur doin it wrong

[joemiller54]

i cant sing the ABC's anymore

[mlate5]

dood thé abc's works!

[MiniKirk]

@mlate5 That's how I learned, and the girlfriend hasn't complained yet. hahaha

[420BurnaBlunt]

He revolutionized standup comedy i think, IF ONLY HE WAS STILL ALIVE!!! :( a lot of shitty comics today would be out of jobs

[destinycollide]

@420BurnaBlunt damn right

[superhot340]

This is love.. This is love... No it's a guy's hairy ass..! AHAHAHA

[redheadeddude219]

trust me ...the alphabet trick has lead to a much happier relationship btwn me and my fiance lol

[squrilleyboy]

It's funny to think that this guy used to be a pastor lol! But he was so funny!

[scott8919]

I love the woman's reaction at 0:56!

[awcindy]

The ABC technique works.  Although don't show this to your woman or she'll start laughing when you do it.

[feedfuck]

I love the couple at like 5 minutes. The dude is totally involved cuz he knows that him, and the girl is patting his face like oh honey no, you totally do it for me.

[joeratti]

i cant imagine how much unshaven bush is out in the audience right there. fuckin disgusting

[ironundertaker1202]

@joeratti Keep your mind out of the gutter and watch the show.

[crpaul48]

Thanks Sam I was 13 when I saw this. Thanks for the ABC advice.

[promisedeyes]

His Mom being there in the audience is such an awesome thing that I can't put it into words.

[Vomitore]

I'll admit it ... I was eating my g/f out at the time, and the A,B,C, joke popped into my mind. I laughed and my g/f was: "What's? Wrong?" I just lied and said I held a sneeze back.

[Audiomancer]

@Vomitore LOL!

[ImTheDude909]

@Vomitore Dude that ABC shit worked like a fucking CHARM for me lol, just ad a little teeth to it and you got urself a GF whos gunna love u.

[spaight711]

@Vomitore

And by girlfriend you mean boyfriend... Sorry, it had to be said.

[Vomitore]

@spaight711 Very original ;)

[may111992]

hahaha "theres one god bless you buddy" hahahahaha

[xXLoveThisMoonlightX]

7:08 IT REALY WORKS!!! xD

[AtothemuthafudginK]

that "licking p***y" joke isn't even a joke at all... look it up... go to google right now and look up "how to eat a girl out" and a site will come up and will say that XD awesomeness

[TantrumFTW]

@AtothemuthafudginK ...and WHERE OH WHERE do you think these "sites" GOT THE FRIGGIN JOKE?

[AtothemuthafudginK]

@TantrumFTW the sites are actual sites for sex but it wouldn't surprise me if they got it from him or him from them either way it's true and funny

[OnlyTheDeadKnowPeace]

This mother fucker had Hugh Hefner in his audience he just earned my total respect!

I bow to his unsurpassed awesomeness!!

[snoookie456]

HOLY SHIT, LICK THE ALPHABET!!!!! XD XD XD

[PRINCEJONEZY]

Licking the Alphabet WORK!!!!!!! =D

[remyshepherd]

Sam Kinison is the funniest comedian of that decade.  I would have to say that while many of the other styles fade away he continues to be relevant and important.

[texaskev09]

I miss Sam

[CanineFaeces]

Is that upper or lower case letters?

[newstarcadefan]

@CanineFaeces Always uppercase. Don't get fancy with cursive though...that's takin' it too far.

[TheUndeadMouse]

cool hugh hefner!!

[TheArbiter74]

"lick the alphabet"!!!! it works, folks!

[TheMetallifan1]

Total fuckin genius!!! Sam was second to none, and the inscription on his tombstone is the total truth.. "In other times he may have been called a prophet" R.I.P. Sam!!!

[RAIZEDBYWOLVEZ]

@TheMetallifan1 it really says that? nice. sam was the man.

[Chareb94]

Either research his ministry or STFU.....He was pissed off @ God for a good reason....Televangelists! He was hurt that people flocked to those phonies instead of peeps like him that spoke the REAL Word of God....So he quit. As a HUMAN he then went overboard "free of constraints" in his own belief....He died a lover of Jesus despite(inspite?) of the drugs and alcohol. The condemnation belongs to false preachers.....

[dvharris75]

I remember this from when I was a kid.

[RuinerxxSINCITY]

I'm not sure if others may have asked this following question, and if someone has I apologize.

Did anyone else laugh like a motherfucker over the woman in the audience shown during Sam's "Use their hair like the bridle of the horse" bit? I hate to mock things people cannot help like looks, but she could have atleast trimmed a couple inches of hair off her uni-brow.

[militarykingsc3]

Finally, somebody sticks up for guys.

[damnhot]

that guy at 0:57 hahahahahaha

[RuinerxxSINCITY]

@damnhot Do you mean the guy with the bit of red sleeve showing who is behind a woman silhouetted with a massive 80s style perm that almost touches his chin? If you mean that dude he looks like he would rather kill himself then double the amount of sex he has with wife/girlfriend.

[roccet2115]

Wow has Hefner changed over the years

[theimperfektman]

@ 4:30 - 4:37 i love it when he pitched his voice. epic!!

[chainsawshotgun]

imagine him alive today!

[sweaterstring]

That would be sssooo cool.

[fenrir218]

i didnt get any mother daughter talks. i had to find out about sex from my friends and through experiance.

[fenrir218]

@semitar6 i realized mistake after hitting post. i just couldnt be bothered to post another comment with the correct spelling. so thank you for pointing my mistake out for the whole world to see. jack ass. . .

[fenrir218]

@fenrir218 you'll probably point out that i made another mistake so before you can do that i'll correct it. "i realized MY mistake after hitting post"

[semitar6]

No problem...I can tell you were taught by your "experiances"

[imthefrogman]

you mean your mother didnt tell you how to suck a dick the right way???? : ) well here suck mine bitch.

[fenrir218]

uhhh no thanks. i already learned how to do that.

[666ruster]

sam the man

[RastafariPoet]

Imagine this guy in the sack with a chick and shouting and shit lol

[djassimilator]

lick the alphabet is genius i hadn't seen this guy before reminds me of hicks

[cobalt100]

Wow! Sam was right. Guys are dumb about licking pussy. In fact, guys are short-changed from the get-go. But girls have it made. When a girl looks at her pussy, she knows that, under proper management, she can make a million by just cattin' 'round. But guys look at their dicks, and realize they will work hard all their lives and will pay through their noses for a couple of blow jobs. HA! HA!

[MrSilent305]

dude he got a voice of a heavy metal

[ChristophersRants]

you got to stop your brain before sex becouse your braine will fuck you over and she will fucking be pissed and tell all her fucking yenta friends then when her friends see you they will look at you with distane

[ChristophersRants]

so fucking true bitchs talk

[graceg1971]

There is actually a sexpert who helps very much I found her site through a friend the only hickup is that you have to pay $1.99 age verification fee to access her website but it's definitely worth it because she writes about things no other therapist does and she is great. She posts images and videos to help visually, email me for her web address if you'd like.

[lioweif]

4:50 pussywhipped

[duckpoop220]

Am i being licked or weather proofed..... awesome

[zer0nix]

this entire show, plus knowing the life histories of most of the christian girls i know is why i fucking hesitate when i hear a girl is christian. these girls are fucking messed up in the head!

[randallhead]

godamn i wish he was still around. SAMMY!!!!

[soldierofdragons]

"and I know my ABCs" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[strat002]

an oriental lick master from the forest! lmfao

[soldierofdragons]

its far east

[chosen619]

This actually helped me XD

[lunadagirl]

This is love. :D

[JazzyJonas]

It really does work! (the ABCs lick) ;-)

[FeelOfFriction]

No wonder this guy is so cool.

[FlashWeiner]

Keep in mind,

Sam's mom is in the audience!

Can you imagine saying this shit in front of your mom?

[forglegorktheork]

MY mom would fucking disown me.

[snoookie456]

@FlashWeiner That's just called "Being a great parent"...

Supporting your own kid... Fuck I'm lucky to have this kind of parents, I can sit through a Sam Kinison show with them and laugh. Guess he's blessed too... He must've been, someone had to raise such a great talant.

[TakeshiKitano83]

@FlashWeiner the his mom is not moralist if her appreciate this show !

[maj1kninja07]

@FlashWeiner probly not that bad, hes said every joke 1000 times.

[ltuomela]

@FlashWeiner right..haha..but being Sam"s mom, i mean nothing could be shocking...ya know..i mean he is Sam Kinison...LOL

[ltuomela]

ohh and the dude in the front aint applauding at 8:54 that guy must be gay to not applaud i mean the whole crowd is but him,and the other heavy guy in the blue shirt in front...haha...i bet Sam is thinking they are gay...to funny..

[13AJJONES]

@FlashWeiner YOU MUST BE A CHILD, IF YOU ARE STILL WORRIED ABOUT THAT .

IF SHE COULD HANDLE THE PRAYING AND PREACHING TO IMAGINARY GHOSTS, THIS IS NOTHING .

[Maddolis]

@13AJJONES Really?

Grab her hair and use it like the bridle of a horse *neigh*

You'd say that in front of your mother even as an adult?

[Shieldbreaker826]

JESUS CHRIST am i bein licked or weather proofed?

[djdragoneyes]

Sam Kinison forever

[mrpossibilities]

Sam is the man

[hkillrox]

omg the alphabet thing was LMFAO! OH OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!

[HBKshowstopper935]

"oriental lick master from the far east." rofl that killed me

[Babaretro222]

while im down here why dont i write a letter to santa!!!!

[Bistro223]

actually if you just lick the "o" you are in good shape .

[the7thwreck]

AIDS has make homosexuality a popular sport!

LMAO!!!

[bjchadwick01]

Now I know my ABCs...

LMAO ghost voice! Ah! XP

[comic93]

LMAO 9:00-9:15.

[SmokeyDaBiker]

yea fuckin sam kinison

[Jolene8]

The ABC'S will never be the same to me...;)