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  • -:(

  • FUCKU

  • Love this shit. Everyone needs to calm their tits, it's just for a good laugh.

  • Can someone tell me where the attack is in this video? I can't seem to find it

  • fuck you Russell Brand 

  • IDIOT!!

  • what an idiot -.-

  • @quiniley I agree.

  • @EternalAshira thank you :)

  • eeh man russel :')

  • I love his comedy and especially jokes about Jonas Brothers.

  • .... pff loser

  • In the end, this is comedy. Plenty of comedians do work on religion; Sarah Silverman, Tim Minchin, etc. Russell Brand is just doing his job, which is to make people laugh. Nowhere else in the world is this topic so controversial, Tim Minchin himself stated that it raises a 'chuckle' from Englishmen and Australians.

    Lighten up, it's your choice what you believe in, and Russell is just stating his opinion. Sure, he 'checked the bible', but then made a self contradiction in the interest of comedy.

  • this is why i dont like russell brand

  • None of the Jonas Bros even wear purity rings anymore. Guess Russel convinced them

  • The Jonas Brothers shine most through the shit they get than through the music they make (which is also shit) So really, we all should sit, enjoy and be thankful for this lovely piece. And that IS what Jesus wants.

  • @RedTideOfWolves no such thing as jesus

  • @kdemon17

    Ted Neeley. Period

  • i love "for jesus... that is not what jesus wants" omg his face! hahaha!

  • russell brand should be ashamed of himself

  • Haha I love them and I love Russell

  • :)))) russell brand at his absolute best!!!

  • Get a sense of humour you twats!! It's funny, so get the fuck over it.

  • @ed917751 Thumbs up!!

  • Some of you really need to get a sense of humour. So fucking what if he is slagging of the Jonas Brothers a bit....get a fucking life. Russell Brand is a genius.

  • IM a massive Jonas Brothers fan but this is HILARIOUS!

  • @ed917751 get a sense of humor, shit head.

  • i love him

  • Complete douche bag, now I remember why this guy is on my Top 10 most hated celebrities list.

  • @ThaFreshmaker ThaFreshmaker? Fag.

  • @rpe33 Said the man with 3 subscribers and a lousy taste of comedy.

  • HAHAHAHA LOL

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  • @meegdee then ur fuckin stuck up

  • @wattsnick30 i don't see how that is relevant to my point 

  • i adore the jonas brothers, but i laughed like hell at this

  • is it true? that bible mention that?

  • Calm down people. I'm a Christian and I was laughing so hard at this.

    It's called comedy, humour and light heartedness. It's an essential part of life.

  • you people think this is inappropriate. . think you need to watch some franky boyle.

  • this is very innapropraite...

  • @blueberrybird28 Because?

  • @Jontish316 russell brand is making offensive comments on what the jonas brothers believe... i mean if you don't approve of it then just say so, you don't have to go over the top like he did.

  • @blueberrybird28 But i do, i do approve of it. It's just jokes. Nothing else.

  • You know Jonas Brothers was there right ? :P

  • russells the shit

  • i am a funny person and i love comedy i can laugh at myself but this is not funny at all there is nothing wrong with having values , and a purity rings , u need to respect ppl values and religion ,, make jokes about there singing and the way the look but not about there values !! it 's disrespectful

  • @MsTreysongz1 HAH! You little fascist! There is nothing in this world that cannot be joked about, ever. If i decide to joke about the murders at columbine or Utøya i'm allowed too. And respect? re-fucking-spect? For a religion?

    The only thing worth respecting is what a person has achieved. Not what some book tells me to belive. I'm not sorry if you're butthurt.

  • @Jontish316 if you don't respect me and wat i believe then why do u even bother to reply to my comment nobody ask u for your opinion i gave mine i didn't ask for yours just as how you don't believe in wat i believe then don't reply next time you see a comment like mine bite you lip and don't press the reply button cuz there are certain things that are not to be made fun of and u joking about murder that is just sick..

  • @MsTreysongz1 ... What? I'm going to try to answer this as well as i can. 1. I didn't say i disrespect you. I only claimed that one can only respect what another person has achieved (Which means religions with all its supernatural claims has nothing to be respected about it). 2, No, no one asked for my opinion, but it is mine to give and you don't have to ask for it, and i don't have to ask your persmission to give it. Still you're leaning towards this fascist tendency.

  • @MsTreysongz1 3, typical religio-fascist response "If you don't belive in MY god, you must be silent or die". "cuz there are certain things that are not to be made fun", such as?

    And also, i didn't joke about murder, stop lying. It seems that all you do is lie! I was just pointing out that IF I WANT TO, i can do that. But i don't. It's called tact.

  • nice one russell!!!!

  • fucking asshole he is!

  • I Hate How They Didn't Show Them While He Was Saying that "Joke" I Bet kevin's face was like WTF? and joe well let's say a Poker face,and Nick,You Can't really tell,he uses the same face at all occasions...But To Be Honest,It Was A Very Very Very Rude Joke,Cuz he's Not Just Making Fun Of Them,He's making fun of their beliefs.

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  • nothing wrong with purity.

  • @laughter09bre Why is virginity synonymous with purity?

  • I dont smoke, I dont drink, I read the bible so i dont think..i'm a boring clean cut american kid! Talk about a boring life, they arnt rock stars! Metallica, slayer, Anthrax and Megadeath Thats rock star, beer, girls and fun!! Must seperate church and rock and roll!!

  • Stupid and slutty witches just go ahead and cackle yourselves all the way in to hell.

    1 Cor 5:11-13 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator ... Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

  • @MrRoycelong So, in your opinion it is generally wrong for a woman to be, as you say, a "slutty witch" and you don't find the same actions condemnable in a man? If you quote the Bible to point out where other people have sinned I may just break it to you now: Every single person on Earth is going to hell by the Bible's standards (Oh, yes! even you!). I don't really expect you to change your mind on any of your views (believe me: I know a lost cause when I see one). Have a sinless existence!

  • @sofidu92 christians don't believe that they're perfect at all, not by a long shot, and nobody said that we're any more perfect than you, everybody sins constantly, it's about accepting Jesus' forgiveness that's the difference.

  • At the end of the day its his job, I'm Christian, this does not offend me at all! LMFAO

  • Everyone that Hates this Video : Fuck You!

  • @slipknotlyrics plz someone help this dumbass! IT'S on crap!! so shut up on wat u say. i dnt go around like a gay ass making fun of your religion. russle is funny i know that and maybe i didnt mean to write bout half what i posted. i got pissed thats all i mean its my beleifs! but i mean its my point of veiw and im not sorry for it.

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  • @slipknotlyrics Dude I'm a Christian and I find this funny as hell

  • @Crimsonknight700 You're a christian and yet you find hell as a funny concept? i lol @ your efforts, my believing little friend.

  • It pisses me off to Russell right on.Thats why people become rockstars.Im sure Jesus will forgive them for sampleing the buffet.

  • oh so he wants them to turn into a messed up peice of shit? nice. russel always says but doesnt think hopefully he will go to were he belongs ... hell. the bible does say to multiply but in marrage dumb ass. and yess of course russels bible is stuck together.. cause its full of the erections this gay peice of crap has had. oh and dont get made at me russel fans, cause russel is a saint! NOT!!!! remeber if u get pissed next time brand... just shut the fuck up and cry to your mommy!

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  • @jemiloverxoxo123 how does having sex make you messed up? Mary wasn't married when she gave birth to Jesus...and i'm pretty sure you cant make pages stick together by putting your erection in a book...i think you meant ejaculation...if your a Christian and i have offended you then i'm sure you can forgive me. seeing as one of them main themes of the bible is forgiveness

  • oh so he wants them to turn into a messed up peice of shit? nice. russel always says but doesnt think hopefully he will go to were he belongs ... hell. the bible does say to multiply but in marrage dumb ass. and yess of course russels bible is stuck together.. cause its s

  • I'm a Jonas Brothers fan but this is hillarious and they really don't mind they even said it's his job so don't hate on Russel for being funny :)

  • That sucks ! --'

  • i was wetting myself watching this!

    He is such a babe ;)

  • don't boo to him!! he's the shit and jonas brothers suck!!

  • w9ish he didn't have to apologise for this!! that makes me fucking angry

  • If you've even really listened to him and watched his interviews he's extreamly intellegent and he is so incredibly wonderful with words and I think he's charming. He can be a bit crude, but I mean, South Parth does the same thing, just not as suttle, I think he's hilarious.

  • I like him. He's adorable lol. xD

  • I get it's a joke but that's not something to joke about. Yes, I am a JB fan but even if I weren't I would've stood up for them anyway because I'm a strong Christian. Sex isn't something u can just give to anybody off the street and it's not meant to be. And in the bible, it says to give it to ur partner only. Not everone.

  • haha russell brand is the best<3

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  • This is ridiculous!! I can understand making a joke out of alot of things, but not that. That is a very noble thing to do on the Jonas Brothers' part. Russell brand is nothing but a piece of trash, and only made himself look ignorant with that display!!

  • Nowhere in the bible, does it say - Ooh be a little bit of a tit !

    

  • ♥ Rusty ♥

  • i think I hit the dislike button 20,000 times.

  • used to love Russell brand... after seeing this, have no respect for him. A whole stadium making fun of 3 young men who believe in respecting themselves and their bodies and saving themselves for the right person, because God created sex for marriage and not to be used carelessly is disgusting. people who say 'oh take a joke', it's only a joke if it's funny, and disrespecting peoples religions is not funny.

  • @SarahNolesMusic It hilarious i loved this skit it was awesome hes right. Fuck the Jonas brothers pussy is just thrown at them and they do nothing their such ass holes! Although if they do fuck them then they are amazing for making people like you think that they don't.

  • God some people cannot take a joke, he is just joking!

    Fuck sake!

  • By the way, anyone who finds Russell Brand intelligent, clever, or funny must have grown up under a rock. Such poor taste in comedy... haha

  • @xXblythe Get the fuck off of the internet...now!

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  • He's so gross looking, I can't stand looking at him tbh. Shower? Please? Nice eyeliner by the way. So manly.

    As a young woman, (I'm laughing as I type this) I would have sex with Nick or Joe Jonas any day... they're such sweet, classy guys. THAT'S what most girls like. I hate sloppy guys with foul mouths... unfortunately, they're everywhere -.-

  • @xXblythe LOL! Your sooo right! I know that Russell Brand can't say that millions of girls have his pictures wallpapering their bedrooms lol. All he did was make himself look stupid.

  • @Averysmom1000 well i do have his pictures on my wall and i know many girls that do as well ;)

  • He gets a LOL

  • I think he is funny. Russell's just expressing his beliefs to others who may share and think it is funny and laugh along with him. He is a very talented comedian.

    But I understand that some people may take offense, as there is a line to cross. It is very hard not to when talking about your opinions. He may have mocked their beliefs, but they didn't respond in kind or retaliate in any way. That is because they understand he doesn't really mean it. It's just comedy. No one should take offense!

  • Why are you people so uptight about the criticism against Russell Brand? You are all just as sensitive as the Jonas Brothers fans.

  • No Christians cannot take a joke, but neither can Jews, Muslims, gays, or other left-wing groups. If Russell had cracked a joke about any of these people, he would be accused of hate speech and banned from his stand-up routine. It's not Christians who are exempt from being comicly targeted; it's all these other groups.

  • He's not even funny, it's offensive to Christians and people who are taking that pledge(like me! :D)

  • @charlie97xx

    i don't really think so,

    he's a comedian.

    he walks the fine line between

    offensive and comedian.

    and i'm a christian as well, but

    he's a comedian. its his job.

  • I like how "christians' think they are exempt from being made fun of. Jfc christians have been offending people for millennia. It's a JOKE. Like he says, "You aren't under an awful amount of pressure to make people laugh, as a comedian." it's not serious. Go worry about world hunger or something. I like the Jonas fans who dgaf. They realise that just because someone says something doesn't make it true. I like those guys, they seem sweet.

  • i love the hand gesture he does when he says about wanking himself to sleep at night.. now i see what katy perry sees in him!;D

  • terrible go to the opposite of heaven!!!! this man is so wrong he has no idea what he is talkin about!!!

  • @mileyfan7874 I totally agree!

  • Russell Brand look alike a monkey!!! hahahahah

  • @zoe300497 He isnt trying to offend??? ha ha ha which russel brand have you been watching, most of his shitty act tries to offend... and that last swcandal shows his lack of comic talent.

  • Nope not funny, never has been and never will be.. Narcissist is all i say to that... if you find it funny fair play to you but there are far superior comedians out there.. Jim Jefferie's owns brand

  • Who is that nigga?

  • hahahahaha I love this mate !

  • lmao. americans need to calm the fuck down.

  • this guy is an idiot he needs to die and go to hell already

  • @kstewluver96 Sense of humor. Get one.

  • everyone who gets mad at him for getting on the jonas brothers needs to develop a sense of humor a comedian is supposed to make fun of whatever and whoever and if it makes people laugh then they've done their job so if your gonna hate on him you might as well hate all the other comedians out the who make fun of certain people and what they do

  • 'attacks' haha. Lighten up, Americans..

  • he need to have a life

  • Okay I wear a purity ring and this still cracked me up. It's a joke, people. Russell brand is one of the funniest guys I've ever seen!

  • @TheSnowKids1 Interesting how the person who uses the word "idiot" most frequently sounds in fact like an idiot himself...

  • this guy is a pure genuis

  • I LOVE THIS MAN RIGHT HERE, xD This video just made me love him more.

  • only people who dont like this are the closed minded, bible bashing, odd balls who get up tight and complain about everything!!!! so up tight in their belief that they try to force it on the the world! live life, enjoy it! cos when we all die and there is no heaven or hell only only people who will be happy when they pass are the ones who enjoyed life with no regrets!! not the ones sat at home preaching to people!!! comedys about havin a laugh, either everything is ok to joke about or nothing is

  • Lol, I love Jonas but this just made me laugh my ass off. x)

  • @TheSnowKids1 i so agree with u,this jokes not funny at all,no offence to ppl who laugh and smile at this but i think its wrong,and yes i DO know that i'm a bit late..

  • i like russell brand because he joked bout jonas sisters... i mean brothers

  • F***ing hilarious!

  • fuckin love you, you sexy little bastard :)

    one of the best comedians

  • @TheSnowKids1 Hes a comedian, it IS his job to entertain the masses through various means whether it include social issues OR celebrity tripe. And dont you think its a double meaning to include 'Go die' and 'Peace' in the same paragraph?

  • YOU DONT BECOME FAMOUS TO NOT GET ANY FOR FUCKS SAKE!

  • 1:01. LOL

  • If the comedy outweighs the controversy then 1-0 !

  • I think the real problem is this is an adult comic, making adult jokes, with adult topics and 13 year olds and parents who let their 13 year old children watch this are the ones who don't think it's funny. Granted it is crude, but that is what he does. If you don't like his sense of humor, don't watch.

  • That's lame on them, but still can't stop laughing, Ahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah

  • i like him...hes funny...but hes being a dick here.

  • Not only is he teasing the Jonas Brothers bu the is also teasing God and The Bible.

  • LOL

  • JERK!! AUDIENCE DONT LAUGH!!! I SHOOT YALL

  • JERK!!

  • "What a Jonas Brothers are." Hahaha pretty much grammatically correct.

  • such a lad hahaha

  • i love how Russell is always right in a sick kind of way...

  • hahahaha! he spoke for every 15 year old boy

  • God, please forgive me but screw you Russel Brand

  • I love the jonas brothers with everything but i still think this is very funny and i love russell brand

  • @jonaslove6297 Then that means you have an open mind and a good sense of humour :)

  • God pls forgive me but I really hate this guy.

  • not funny ...

  • I love the jobros but this is really funny. :)

  • I fucking love this xD

  • It bothers me how he misinterprets their purpose.

    I'm not a big Jonas Brothers fan, but I do like their decision.

    But Russel thinks that they chose not to have sex at all, which is incorrect. The term is abstinence until marriage. So once they're married, they can do whatever the hell they want (as long as it's with that one person.)

    Also, it's not JUST for Jesus. It for their parents, and their girlfriend's health, and for them. Sure, he's a comedian, but he made jokes about the wrong stuff.

  • @xXGeeknProud1225Xx for the sake of the argument it's the same thing. they could have a lot of sex now and they don't. russell brand is a very intelligent man, he understands---but he (and most if not all of the secular adult world) -- find it ridiculous.

  • @lindafoxcat

    I think that the main purpose of abstinence is to avoid pregnancy and STDs and other crap. A lot of teenage girls get pregnant due to pre-marital sex. Sure you can practice "safe sex", wear condoms, use birth control, ect-but it's not 100%. The only thing that is 100% is abstinence. It's just smart.

  • @xXGeeknProud1225Xx in what way is it smart to suppress natural instincts for fear of illness? by that logic it would be smart to stay indoors all day and not to eat anymore, because those things also cause illness. look at the good it did those lovely catholic priests, they're not mentally fucked in any way....

  • ps. it's obvious he's joking. katy perry made him wait for sex until they were married, so it's not like he's completely against it.

  • @lolgerman02 that's BS! how do u know that she made him wait? on howard stern he talked a bit about their sex life. they did not wait.

  • LOL. I love the Jonas Brothers and Russell. He's a freaking comedian; you don't take everything seriously. Stop being such uptight bitches. Comedy would otherwise be a pile of crap.

  • Pffff! .l.

  • this is why russell brand is god.

  • I can't believe all these beautiful actresses date those three little unfunny fake bitches. I understand why their fan girls go crazy ( they're the same fan girls who are obsessed with Twilight) but honestly the Jonas brothers show and music sucks. The only think they are good at is sucking off the bigwigs at Disney. Oh, and Brand rocks!

  • so funny chill out people hes joking

  • why is this funny?

  • "...for Jesus"

    HAHA

  • i fuckin hate the jonas brothers but theres nothing wrong about purity, and russel brand and all ppl who think purity is stupid should be shot in the throat and their private parts wit rusty shotgun shells soaked wit AIDS ;)

  • @Spitfire995 The Jonas bros were not pure as you put it. It was a way to promote themselves, they all had girlfriends and had sex.

  • @warriorprince1010 dont matter. purity is a form of self pride. and ppl who think its dumb are dumbasses themselves. i would enjoy watchin em suffer

  • U heard him..... Don't go round actin like tits!!

  • at least JB isn't wearing eyeliner...

  • @ChuchieBubble you are my favorite person ever lol *_*

  • @kerrbearr1010 hahaha, thanks :)

  • that is not what jesus wants! i lol'd

  • I HATE HIM!!!! they will wen they get married ok hes a jerk face!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ashlovjonas101 how can we trust anyones opinion when they cant even swear properly, jerk face at least commit to it and call him a cunt or summin