oh for fucks sake. yeah that'll be a fine thing to have known you spent time making when there's no more fertile land nor fresh water left, cause factory intensive farming and flush toilets wasted it all.
'what did you do'
'oh i made twice-removed virtual reality interfaces, so souls already inside dna suits could use a further implement to distance themselves from raw experience..
..but now the earth's dead, i have no body and no virtual interfaces either'
long distance make out sessions? next step virtual sex suits? and more ppl secluding them selves in their basements.. reproduction no more... perhaps this is where the extinction of humanity starts..xD
As soon as I heard that their intent was to be able to kiss over a computer network, I started thinking about other things that machine could be used for. My mind made a few stops further down the body before it landed in the gutter. It probably helps being a female.
But for now I think the device still looks too much like a pencil sharpener, no double entendre intended.
que sentimiento hay en que algo reproduzca los movimientos de alguien...no existe sentimiento...verdadero contacto...mirardas fijas a los ojos antes de los besos..nada...tal vez puedan simular los movimientos...pero nunca el sentimiento y las emociones...en una escala del 1 al 10 "0" no puedo creer que se pueda llegar a este punto...
haha, this seriously makes me lol. Although it is a little sad that intelligent people are wasting their time making a kissing machine instead of creating something worthwhile.
@iTzChRiSv2 They have them already. Look it up. It interfaces with pornography, and it can go into either oral or vaginal mode. There is also a female version, which is a machine powered dildo that works in a similar fashion.
Phone sex of the future will be mutual, assisted masturbation.
I've seen a lot of sad shit on the internet, but this... THIS is by far the most pathetic. This guy's probably never touched a woman, otherwise he'd know they're not made of metal and plastic... And kissing one isn't the same as having a motored straw in your mouth.
That shit is sad seriously ? Either he has a pussy or have never tasted pussy to come up with that idea... Or ofc has NEVER kissed a girl to know that when you kiss you dont fucking kiss a fucking straw, thats well said by the top commentor: Forever fucking alone
Oh hell yea how do i get one of these and were do i stick my dick
Drunkguy1592 1 day ago
Cringing at the sounds his mouth is making on the mic. Blegh.. I'll stick to making out for realz, thanks.
EpicWinRevi3ws 2 days ago
i think he's crazy
redfoe77 1 week ago
Only in Japan.
RelatedGiraffe 1 week ago
how about a PS3 version?
ibzmav 1 week ago
A straw getting stuck in my mouth isn't quite my idea of a kiss....
Roundhere44 1 week ago
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oh for fucks sake. yeah that'll be a fine thing to have known you spent time making when there's no more fertile land nor fresh water left, cause factory intensive farming and flush toilets wasted it all.
'what did you do'
'oh i made twice-removed virtual reality interfaces, so souls already inside dna suits could use a further implement to distance themselves from raw experience..
..but now the earth's dead, i have no body and no virtual interfaces either'
NW0arescum 2 weeks ago
anh where is 'sex transmission' ?
emaLaLoca 2 weeks ago
Foreveralone 9001
LazerChicklets 2 weeks ago 4
ewww hes makin out with it! xD
rissababyrawr 2 weeks ago
Forever alone level : OVER 9000!!!
nhim04011999 3 weeks ago 4
Why is this not on WTF Japan?
WatchPlayDownload 3 weeks ago
1:33 his face. LOL.
5jlw 3 weeks ago
now stick a slobbery tongue on the end and TA DA. a blow job machine -.-
stereosrocks 3 weeks ago
shit.
milooonii 1 month ago
idiot.
milooonii 1 month ago
sucker.
milooonii 1 month ago
The virginity is strong in this
TheManGuyDude 1 month ago
Forever ronery
drainide 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA
Rubzombie 1 month ago
horrible
lord23v 1 month ago
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sigurukun 1 month ago
I have a good idea Japan, make a device that can record the smell ;)
TheKing4E 1 month ago
But can it suck? Is the real question.
NMBR56 1 month ago
i think they were bored. lol
ImLegend932 1 month ago
I smell genius!
whetzky 1 month ago
you're doing it wrong...
satsuki26 1 month ago
asian nerds...
TheJoker39100 1 month ago
(笑)(笑)(笑)(笑)
1vuk0n 1 month ago
That's not how you do that
Shapeplusform 1 month ago
Why so many downvotes? I think it's kinda cool.
brendan0077 1 month ago
next they gonna create sex through the internet :D
nukex1989 1 month ago
AMAZING!!!!
EverythingOtaku 1 month ago
:foreveralone:
L4Drocks147 1 month ago 2
That's fucked up!!
azariabarakarth945 1 month ago
Very rough invention...
borisdmhk 1 month ago
wow thay stoll this of thebig
racecar8799 1 month ago
I can't wait to hear the first news report of one of these going wrong and fucking up someone's mouth.
robbpeppertree 1 month ago
Thumbs Up oif u think that he should better create a divice for cybersex!!! :)D
antharamors 1 month ago
This will have a great success between japanese chicks.
ifrostmen 1 month ago
I already know how japanese girls will use it.
ifrostmen 1 month ago
FOREVER ALONE
DoytleCp 1 month ago 27
LOL THIS IS THE SAME GUY WHY IS HE TESTYBG RHIS STUff!!
heyouilovetrack 1 month ago
How horny is this guy?
SuperBounceFM 1 month ago
FIX THE TITLE, French kiss, cause this is just tounge stuff.
Theguido177 1 month ago
today i read that less japanese teenagers want sex... ooo, i see.
FritzPowa 1 month ago 2
FOREVER ALONE
SuperFudgepop 1 month ago
Hehe its the same guys that made that hug yourself jacket!
R3skeen 1 month ago
more effective as a pussy licker
josef0skate0sebas 1 month ago
Cyber kiss - you are doing it WRONG!
HOLLY CRAP... :facepalm:
TheXFilesBG 1 month ago
Cool ! now I can get my balls licked while I'm jacking off to porn
sickness11010 1 month ago
Like making out with a slurpie.
CognitiveApprentice 1 month ago
supper bullshit !!
brightstone8x 1 month ago
Can you also send a blowjob over the internet?
TheSwordIsYourSoul 2 months ago
σαν καλαμάκι για φραπέ είναι ρε πούστη...
TheHackeras 2 months ago
ROFL
Sang1337 2 months ago
:D this is so stupid:
1. This device has no fucking lips. without lips a kiss isnt a kiss
2. who the fuck kisses that way :D
3. i can have a better kiss with my arm :D
Gilliboy 2 months ago
long distance make out sessions? next step virtual sex suits? and more ppl secluding them selves in their basements.. reproduction no more... perhaps this is where the extinction of humanity starts..xD
SilentSkys 2 months ago
someone please help the boy out, get him a hooker.
kenx213 2 months ago
Y U No let me marry my kissdevice?
Ikke490 2 months ago
Forever alone Lvl: Asian.
jesuscouch 2 months ago
This is just...... disturbing.... O_O;; ....
DitaNaruto 2 months ago
As soon as I heard that their intent was to be able to kiss over a computer network, I started thinking about other things that machine could be used for. My mind made a few stops further down the body before it landed in the gutter. It probably helps being a female.
But for now I think the device still looks too much like a pencil sharpener, no double entendre intended.
lexmarkblackink 2 months ago
@lexmarkblackink Do some searching...there are machines for exactly what you are thinking about!
yesyesjessica 2 months ago
:foreveralone:
elteknoo38 2 months ago
this is weird....
littlecowconspiracy 2 months ago
really disgusting.. lips is differents with machine..
ttopengg 2 months ago
THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
ragnarokrock 2 months ago
>technology from japan
what a surprise
dogbot55 2 months ago
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Efilzeo 2 months ago
disgusting video
LaCorridaOfficial 2 months ago
ForeverAlone.JPG
CantXTouchXTobi 2 months ago 2
Asians..xD
MelissaMaggot666 2 months ago 59
kissing has more than what that machine offers.
1. the thing don't have lips( i ran across few men whom only use their tongue when kissing and THEY WHERE BAD KISSERS!!)
2. its a machine, there's not passion.
goddesscharm 2 months ago
I guess Japan ran out of ideas.
sheemsham 2 months ago 47
@sheemsham umm well...they haven't had any ideas along time ago..they just make our ideas better,WAY better..
jnohnm879 1 month ago
@sheemsham Are you kidding me. Do you have any idea the future implications of tactical information being sent over the internet could mean?
PorkChopMissPiggy 2 weeks ago
asian men, get a wife!
77rayven 2 months ago
Kiss my ass
Sindenis 2 months ago
By the year 2100 we don't need to socialize anymore, we just buy our own sex robot which is superior to any human anyway.
CaptainKacknup 2 months ago
Stupidest fucking thing ever made, bet his parents are real fucking proud of him.
jbhebbel 2 months ago
This takes forever alone to a whole new level!!
crocodileeizzy 2 months ago 2
Иопаный стыд....
adminshchegzloysuka 2 months ago
where can i buy one?
Y0oUrMama 2 months ago 2
ew...
iKayTheOne 2 months ago
que sentimiento hay en que algo reproduzca los movimientos de alguien...no existe sentimiento...verdadero contacto...mirardas fijas a los ojos antes de los besos..nada...tal vez puedan simular los movimientos...pero nunca el sentimiento y las emociones...en una escala del 1 al 10 "0" no puedo creer que se pueda llegar a este punto...
abcabc123123d 2 months ago
Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
SoulSound1314 2 months ago
Unless I can get head over the internet....
derekroolz 2 months ago
this reminds me of that episode of the big bang theroy
bobojangles233 2 months ago
@bobojangles233 But this seems to be real. Asian people are so strange..
XenGi42 2 months ago
haha, this seriously makes me lol. Although it is a little sad that intelligent people are wasting their time making a kissing machine instead of creating something worthwhile.
Nothing would ever match up to a real kiss
mlm21591 2 months ago
:0
Emiel3673 2 months ago
Lol he is trying to be serious :D
andreaparenti006 2 months ago 2
and the "partner" turns out to be the old creeper from family guy
LOLWTFBBQz 2 months ago 2
how about skip the kissing and make a internet blow job machine?
iTzChRiSv2 2 months ago 3
@iTzChRiSv2 OMFG!!!!!!!! lol that wouldn't be half bad.. lol internet prostitution !, or even interaction with porno. talk about lonely lol
carlosdf9112 2 months ago
@iTzChRiSv2 They have them already. Look it up. It interfaces with pornography, and it can go into either oral or vaginal mode. There is also a female version, which is a machine powered dildo that works in a similar fashion.
Phone sex of the future will be mutual, assisted masturbation.
MyFavorites791 2 months ago
An Asian put a S***T in his mouth and started TALKING -_-
OrxaN335 2 months ago
omg the world is getting crazy :P
Saskiaatjeeh 2 months ago
I'm assuming the technology from this will evolve to giving oral over the internet?
04HUNGRY 2 months ago
how did you get here? you clicked the fucking video ya tard.
KeepersMusic 2 months ago
This is beyond pathetic...
hayseman 2 months ago
Fanculizzati tu e la tua invenzione del cazzo.
GoldUnreal 2 months ago 2
pure shit..
imlegend93 2 months ago
mettetevelo nel culo e fatelo girare
grandevaccadioporco 2 months ago
this is bull shit
niranjanbalu92 2 months ago
Who needs kissing? Get real! Long distande cock sucking is the market!
TheAbyrvalg666 2 months ago
Forever arone, level asian.
angelfuree 2 months ago
that is fucked up
immortalass 3 months ago
hah... this reminds me of howard and raj on big bang
supdopeboy 3 months ago
I've seen a lot of sad shit on the internet, but this... THIS is by far the most pathetic. This guy's probably never touched a woman, otherwise he'd know they're not made of metal and plastic... And kissing one isn't the same as having a motored straw in your mouth.
Strand0410 3 months ago
@Strand0410 This is a Beta !
George241312 3 months ago
Hmmmmm i wanted to say forever alone >.<,well nvm
ChampsOnAndMabiOn 3 months ago
Next level of ChatRoulet!
zousanai 3 months ago
get a girlfriend
skiel666 3 months ago
What is you sticked a penis with that device and send it to a random girl?
MrGreedIsGood 3 months ago
OIJ(Only In Japan)!
KOMET271 3 months ago
Sponsored by apple.
trehl 3 months ago
This guy definitely swallows cum
talibanking 3 months ago
TONG WARS. tumb wars sept with the tung.
lerpman1990 3 months ago
fucking pathetic
SlugSwaggaObi 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
ThatDutchLad 3 months ago
1:28 Perv face!
DummyNoob 3 months ago
FOREVER ALONE
Teh1337H4x0rz111 3 months ago 139
舌を上下にペロペロはできるのかなこれ
kouteienpera 3 months ago
The next invention would be "Do sex over the internet"
PantoflasGR 3 months ago
this guy reminds me of the forever alone guy
Duckstaped 3 months ago
loool. He forgot to say "Dig info news" at the end of the video.
Phoboz 3 months ago
This guy is forever alone....
sourcreamoreo 3 months ago
me dio mucho asco el ponja chupando esa cosa
frederickgauss 3 months ago
creepy
sergsssss1 3 months ago
to does who wcht gintama, he kind of laughs like prince hata!!
Luubanime 3 months ago
According to the laws of math, if one puts this up their bum hole and then kiss the other one then they are kissing their own bum hole.
:|
Theluvme2maro 3 months ago
With a little modification, this could be the future of Internet Porn!
TheHeatfran 3 months ago
... fuck yes.
DemonicDerek78 3 months ago
- dude you suck at kissing!
- no, honey, It's just lag!
immortaltechpt 3 months ago 23
@immortaltechpt and THAT lag comment just made my day XD XD XD XD!!!!
DitaNaruto 2 months ago
"Forever Alone" should be tattooed on his forehead!
CuervoBlack06 3 months ago 5
Taking it too fucking far!
dannilamf 3 months ago
He can barely keep himself from laughing.
BADASSMANDO 3 months ago
Where is my country going?
asdf21121 3 months ago
is there an app for this?
McGl0vin 3 months ago
i think that guy was lonely so he created a kissing toy haha
SushiBabieL4D 3 months ago
ORAL SEX
Rashield938 3 months ago
how did i get here.
zsteele11 3 months ago 48
what is this...
EmosewaChan 3 months ago
Pedobear will have a field day with this
Mrduderpants 3 months ago
Lol even he is laghing of its own invention, it is ridiculous! XD
08JOMA80 3 months ago
Watched some Big Bang Theory, did we?
MrPerfectionism 3 months ago 4
Send a fuck over the phone. Just spin the straw around as your parter puts the other straw up their ass....lol
Edge123455 3 months ago
@Edge123455 hahaha, ROFL
Raessentia 3 months ago
now transmit a fuck
toprepublic 3 months ago
what the hell
BrokenSound92 3 months ago
That's not what a kiss feels like.
GoodSirGundam 3 months ago
IT FEELS LIKE A BAG OF SAND
rockinrobben1 3 months ago 4
if anyone does use this the other person probably isn't there or real it is really forever alone
shadowradorikubi 3 months ago
This guy has propably never kissed a girl before. Ever. And I highly doubt he ever will.
Vitadoc01 3 months ago 3
LMFAO @ forever arone PAhahaahah. This made my day
Vault15 3 months ago
so how exactly would this feel like a kiss?
mmmtriplem 3 months ago
Fucking ridiculous lmao.
Chargeglass 3 months ago
not very soon there wil be s*x robots.
Javansomi 3 months ago
"Teledildonics"
Kingdeather 3 months ago
do this man has a GF.... i dont think so..
gnosissinscape 3 months ago
I don't know why anyone is surprised by the silliness of his device.
Clearly he's never kissed a girl before.
daveola 3 months ago
That is not kiss! that is tongue playing! omg what has the world become ???
fluxmaden 3 months ago
forever alone level over 9000
joedange2007 3 months ago 2
Send a JAPANESE KISS or a NORMAL HUMAN KISS ?
jonybigu007 4 months ago
W T F
babywisdom 4 months ago
why doesnt he just kiss a girl ?
crazedbabe1121 4 months ago
That shit is sad seriously ? Either he has a pussy or have never tasted pussy to come up with that idea... Or ofc has NEVER kissed a girl to know that when you kiss you dont fucking kiss a fucking straw, thats well said by the top commentor: Forever fucking alone
TheRealAcc 4 months ago
@TheRealAcc loluMAD?
ShadowCloaks 4 months ago
Haters gonna hate. This man is a GENIUS!
spydude123 4 months ago
I feel like bitch slapping this girl for making such a stupid monstrosity piece of useless junk!!
Borderlands808 4 months ago
WAIT, WHAT?!
TurdinLegenda 4 months ago
whatta hell the technology is!
hem999able 4 months ago
seems pretty simple.. just a rotating straw cannot simulate a real kiss!
alexandrahailey1 4 months ago
how are u going to feel the kiss when it's like a straw rolling ur tongue? and it's not even wet~
igniz92 4 months ago