WLiiA: Ryan hates Hoedowns

[bigb59100]

Cool drag racing is next

[98nafets]

Wayne went a long way to rhyme "trojan"

[kreehomel]

I never really noticed until this video, but Laura Hall's HOT!

[oldfart387]

Just curious, if Ryan dislikes Hoedowns so much, why does he push the "limit" and possibly have to do a re-take?

[Gambit1561]

Good name Gambit

[LeeBeaumontofficial]

LOL "Slit my fucking wrist" I have seen it on the bloopers one but didn't think they would show it on the normal ep.

[DumbassBoiis]

Did anyone notice [ 2:05 ] The guy said 'Porn Star!' not rock star xD

[level3yo]

Collin's words in french: The Chocolate the chips is yes and fill inside (not a word)

and my the stupid would you where is hide big.

--I'm a french Canadian, and from my ear the words he said, I tried translating to the closest word that sound like it.--

[DumbassBoiis]

@level3yo He doesnt know much french, I think he was trying to basically say 'I buy some chocolate and chips they get stuck in the machine, It wouldnt bother me too much, But where'd my cash go?

[JamiedrummerEdwards]

Ryan's gone emo XD

[Brynnabin]

what Wayne was going to say next was: "i pretend to get drunk"

[Sundancer4]

I want to know what the HECK Colin said!!!!

[hanneraven]

i'm surprised ryan hates hoedowns

hanna8393

[thepfcs11]

Ryan hates hoedowns but at the same time they're arguably what defined him on this show. He was by far the best at them

[shadowofthecandle]

what does colin say in french?

[chessismygame9]

@shadowofthecandle lol he doesnt really say anything in french xD

[jopi122]

ryan hates hoedowns because he has to make them a million times and then they just pick the first 1 he does :P

[iDontBeTrollin]

lol 333 likes and 3 dislikes



[ShwStppnActr]

Ryan must have 3 accounts.

[HanoNano13]

the amazing part is that Colins french was legit! I understood most of it (I speak French)! thumbs up for colin's French and for ryans tie on the second hoedown!

[SweetZombiJesus]

@HanoNano13 His pronunciation was so bad I could barely understand it. I think even Stephen Harper's French is better, hehe.

[Hightemplarl]

anyone know what colin actually said?

[WildWestMan100]

ohhh the fourth member of whose line, its always bad

but the worst of them all is brad

his manners are shitty, his jokes are not well read

i really hope he soon drops dead

[wboone3]

love the uncensored video where Ryan has to keep re-doing his hoedowns and he's like:

"When it comes to hoedowns I'm doing another one

After the first one I thought that I was done

Feel like such a fool and feel like such a twit

This is what I have to do to please the fucking brit!"

[tennisdude2834]

at 0:08 someone yells "jacking off"! lol

[halfdogderek]

fucking Canadians XD

[WLIIAcjb]

i love wat Brad sed :D

[Thegamedude10]

3 people have seen drew naked in the shower

[TCsoccer22]

I don't care if he said things that don't make sense. He spoke French and it was hilarious. Get over it.

[19ccm]

Wow. He didn't say it in french so people could understand. It's called being funny.

[starclipdip3210]

colin was probly just saying random stuff and he knew it wouldn't make sense.

[VenomFool]

he didn't say anything logical in french lol

"the chocolate, the chips, and yes,

-sounds that dont make sense?-

and put the coin, do you want to,

oh the cash? is big.."

[solaran90]

@VenomFool Word can have different meanings I mean just look at Google Translator.

[VenomFool]

@solaran90 I'm French and i went by what i understood. im assuming Collin isn't exactly fluent in french by the way that he said all that, and not all of it made sense - as he also said it probably wouldnt.

also, listening to it again, the last phrase sounds like "where's the egg roll hidden"

[solaran90]

@VenomFool From what I read on Wikipedia they were both born an raised in Vancouver which from what I know isn't has French heavy as some of the other provinces.

[ayame510]

What did Colin say in French?

[ilovelokie]

3 people didn't like Ryan messing up

[mysterykcad]

Can someone please translate Colin's French?

[piperspal138]

@mysterykcad its gibbrish

[mysterykcad]

@piperspal138 kthx

[monsterboy31]

Okay, I'm gonna sound like a total loser, but who was Wayne supposed to be imitating. I got a feeling he was imitating someone, and my first guess was Ozzy Osbourne. If he wasn't imitating anyone, ignore this.

[eljefereal]

@monsterboy31 Mick Jagger, maybe?

[RedXFade]

he had to do Hoedowns for nearly 14 years, and you dont see all the retakes they have to do when he fails to get something off :D.

[brittboo858]

Censor needs to screw off:)

[KadeyJoh2010]

Wayne as a rockstar is freakin hilarious.

[KaristaSwiss]

1:50 Oh poor Ryan :(

[rsbandbj1j2j3]

people should look the new show by drew carey's improv-a-ganza on gameshow network. basicalyl this with ryan, colin and greg chris. it's funny

[dreamincolor1]

Go Drew and Ryan!! "Ya I'm a rock star when I'm naked in the shower," BRILLIANT!!

[dreamincolor1]

Go Drew!!

[Echosofthemind]

Was Colin's part really in french? He's Canadian so he should be fluent. Can someone translate?

[Iznogoudlawl]

@Echosofthemind It was french gibberish XD

[CamoJunjen]

@Echosofthemind not being rude, but just because someone is Canadian doesn't mean we're fluent in both french and english

[546046]

@CamoJunjen Many of us can speak both.. or at least have a working knowledge of both. Most people I know can at least hold up a conversation.

[CamoJunjen]

@546046 i do agree that many can, however...i was pointing out that it's wrong to assume we can since we're canadian

[castironmonkey]

@Echosofthemind I'm Canadian and can't speak French. In fact most of the people I know either can't speak French at all or only know the very basics. Just saying.

[swagmasterG1]

the reason ryan hates hoedowns and irish drinking songs is because his inability to form lyrics quickly. thats why he's always last

[p4rtyf4v0r]

@swagmasterG1 Hearsay is he hates hoedowns for making up a whole verse whereas Irish drinking songs and three-headed Broadway star are not quite so bad.

[smashwhammy]

insert obligitory showcase hoedown joke

[Shadowfireblast]

*For Second Hoedown*

Best part is we all get see Ryan Slit his F**king wrists

XD

[atomicmrpelly]

Over censored much? "I'll shoot some candy f*** *** ** ***!", yeh thanks I almost got offended there.

[Echosofthemind]

@atomicmrpelly I WAS offended...censorship offends me.

[AdamDaBomb11]

the only time drew makes me laugh is in hoedowns and sometimes in worlds worse.. other than that he isnt very funny

[HeadbangingToJazz]

@nikyan1231 Welcome to the twenty-first century.

[00Yahiko]

I bet he hates them because the fucking tune get's stuck in your head!

[QuatermassMan]

Jeeze! What a whiney little bitch.

[KittyKattyYukiLvr]

@nikyan1231 Why is it scary? I mean...you know safe sex methods...sooo scary.

[ultamatefrogmaster]

@nikyan1231 I'm four years older than you but I'm not afraid t ask: What is a trojun?

[Silencedmac10]

@nikyan1231 Not really, Most 14 year olds are sexually active and are aware of what a condom is.

[LaughOutLoud1344]

@Silencedmac10 most 14 years olds might know what condom is but I doubt they are already sexually active...

[kmpkid]

@nikyan1231 oh yeah Im 12 ha!!!

But thats still creepy

[BasketCaseCraze]

Bible and Trojan.... That's not something that you usually hear in the same sentence. Hahaha.

[8uzzY]

Anyone else think that Brad's vending machine and Drew's rock star howdown were amazing? As well as Ryan's of course

[emzzizme]

lol i love how colin always dances the same way when doing a hoedown

[STICKGUYMB]

Sliiiit myyy fuuuckiiing wriiiiiist!!!

[Shninckle]

Lol 2:04 someone shouted porn star

[Acoontey]

@Shninckle LOL! Yeah nobody said "rock star" It was porn star xD

[stnic07]

My favourite part of Hoedowns is how much Ryan hates hoedowns

[TheEsperanza243]

@stnic07 same here

[Acoontey]

What did Colin say in french?!

[JBsc007]

@Acoontey Haha, i'm french Canadian (I prefer to say I'm from Québec) and I can't tell you what he said. For sure he said some random words in french like "machine" and "met la colle"... But it doesn't mean anything ! Colin is an english for sure and doesn't live in Québec and doesn't speak french at all.

[Acoontey]

@JBsc007 Oh lol xD! Thanks :)

[ToxicRock81]

screw you 3 dislikers

[TheMarksmenCat]

LOL @ Wayne venerating drew xD

Btw, even ryans wiki article states he hates hoedowns

[lacrossemaster31]

wow.......i think ryan hates hoedowns XD ahah

[LSSJBardock]

i guess colin must be a " french" canadian.

[ILuvKonata]

@LSSJBardock >_> he's actually Scottish-canadian. =D

[LSSJBardock]

@ILuvKonata twas a joke young squire

[ILuvKonata]

@LSSJBardock M'hm, I figured. But I just wanted to comment about it somewhere, and I figured your comment was perfect =D

[LSSJBardock]

@ILuvKonata i see. you used me to sell that info.....i feel used and abused now...................lol

[ILuvKonata]

@LSSJBardock Awww.. 5,000 points for you then =3

[LSSJBardock]

@ILuvKonata you honestly think i'll be sold for just that little amoun- ok i'll take them

[ILuvKonata]

@LSSJBardock But remember... the points don't matter ^_~

[LSSJBardock]

@ILuvKonata oh i see im just your lightning rod of hate now am i?

[ILuvKonata]

@LSSJBardock Or maybe a lightning rod for random fun =P

[LSSJBardock]

@ILuvKonata ........touche

[Kloudwolv]

0:40 started laughing 1:00 fell out my chair laughing 1:20 went wtf 1:45 had a laughgasm 3:15 had another one greatest hoedown ever

[mysterious1961]

LMAO!!!

[TheEsperanza243]

wasn't there a hoedown when Ryan said "to please the fuckin brit"? Was that the Director one?

[SemiSpark]

some1 yelled porn star

2:00

[Sapphire348]

It's true that Ryan hates the music related stuff that he's in because he can't compose lyrics that fast.I feel sorry for him but his hoedowns are still as funny as ever!

[shadowsa2b]

does anybody know what colin said in french?

[dstebbin]

Man, Drew's rockstar hoedown kicked ass!

[frasierfreak92]

Colin's french was pretty good, he did move to Montreal when he was about 17 though... 

[Konekoi]

I love Colin XD

And Ryan. Poor guy.

Both of Wayne's were hilarious, but I especially like the rockstar one.

AND WOAH. Drew normally sucks at hoedowns, like... REALLY bad, but the second time for the rockstars his was great!

[Liebling05]

Haha cucumber in the back? Pretty graphic even for Colin! LOL!!

[wafflessmellgood]

nope he definately doesnt like hoedowns

[elementswillguideu95]

Yeah Im a rockstar when Im singing in the shower..<3 lol LOVE THAT LINE!

[piperspal138]

@elementswillguideu95 actually its"Yeah I'm rockstar when I'm naked in the shower." 

[starclipdip3210]

@elementswillguideu95 and then wayne bows down to drew!!! LMAO!

[kitkat122697]

nice one colin

[Renderello]

microwaves.

[chelseafcrocks82]

"If we do another Hoedown,I'll slit my f*cking wrists!"

[chelseafcrocks82]

"I'll shoot some candy out my ass!"

[TheBouShea]

Check out the Drunk Mother Hoedown

[Cormerious]

i can tell what he said. he said out my ass

[mohawksqerrol]

i think this is halerius.

[IcyGamer597]

On met and ou le is French words I know cause I'm quebequoi in Canda so I know French and English alot

[nanglemania07]

@IcyGamer597 

[nanglemania07]

@IcyGamer597 what did colin say in english?

[FordsBetter516]

I saw the drag racing coming up next and was like "oh cool drag racing!-wait..."

[Quinnanddestiny123]

Did Colin really say all that in French? I don't know that much french. All I know is Bon' Jour and collage. lolz

[BOWIEGIRL30]

@Quinnanddestiny123 It's french. It  goes a little something like this. the chocolate and chips and yes, I put them in the machine, the coins and chicken and you the big dog what? It's all french yes, but just not how the french use the words. lol

[Quinnanddestiny123]

@BOWIEGIRL30 MERCI!! lolz

[BOWIEGIRL30]

@Quinnanddestiny123 I'd say you're welcome en francais, but they don't have a term for that. lol. No problem.  My french is a little rusty, but at least I knew those words. lol

[phoenixtilidie]

Anybody know what Colin said. can't all be bull.

[isotone4]

man. ryan sure does hate the hoedowns. and yet he always end up the funniest.

[syd2much]

Hahaha. Gotta love Colin and Ryan!

[DancersAreCool]

Drews rockstar one was really good!

[lespauldreamer]

up next... drag racing.... lol

[stargazer276]

If we do another hoedown, I'll slit my f*cking wrist

[raikis123]

"I'll shoot sum candy in your ass" LMAO

[Wizoch]

@raikis123 "I'll shoot some candy out my ass"

[thegreatcaitymarie]

I think he just made it up.

[mspudds22]

can anyone translate Colin's french hoedown?

I really wanna know what he said

[ladyinspectorfox]

To be honest, it's broken French. Most of it isn't really French, but he does mention asking if if you would like chocolate.

[VideoGirl352]

Go Brad!!

Holy Crap Wayne!!

I Always LOVE Collin!!

I Laughed so hard at Ryan, I love when he complains!!

[velo6893]

drew's hoedown owns in the rockstar

[potatochipofdoom]

Is it just me or were none of the guys really into the vending machine one? All the hoedowns were weaker than usual and I noticed Wayne especially wasn't as enthusiastic as he usually is.

[adampascal2894]

i love how colin always sings to the tune differently :)

[Mileenasman]

They do multiple Hoedowns per taping so it's no surprise that he hates it.

[rejectofmisery]

@Mileenasman not to mention that he did a lot while it was a british show

[adjoh87]

well if u have a look its actually to different shows.

[NFaifua]

Ryan is the man

at hoedowns

[5mokeDogg]

Brad Sherwood's vending machine hoedown owns lol

[SourExplosion]

After Ryan's first line, it sounds like they cut the mikes so the rest of them couldn't be heard after they resing the last line.

[HappyGirl01234567890]

If Colin didn't want people to make fun of him being Canadian, doing a hoedown in French won't help! Love you, Colin! :D

[stick1903]

it was kinda a few mumbled words which didnt make alot of sense... he can't speak it rly

[boredoutofmylife]

maybe he just had a bad day. though that would be funny if they really sang about pornstars.

[boredoutofmylife]

ryan doesnt like hoedowns is horrible. hes so great.

[rumin001]

2:05

he says pornstar not rockstar...

im so lol

[lmndance]

ya its really quiet but ya its there! lol

[JustCallMeSpot]

ryan has a really good singing voice, i wish he would show it in the hoedownsss

[VPrimeTimeV]

he hates them because he can't think of something clever so they put him last. so ive heard

[mitchellturn]

it made sense if you really listened to the french, it was good but he was missing conjunctions

[cain0022]

man ryan hates hoedowns but he is really good at it

[Potatosaladgirl]

0:44 looks like Brad took Colin's rime! That's probably why he had to make up the gibberish in French cause he couldn't think of another thing to do.

[ELFtaint]

he said something about the chocolate chips and putting the coin in the machine and wear did the cash grow

[schizo123]

lol, most of colins french was gibberish, but he could at least have mad it rhyme XD

[whiteandblue123]

I don't think he ws saying much in French. I fhe meant to, he must be good at the language!

[ATL45]

i wish ryan liked hoedowns more -- he's so good at them!

[bananacake4you]

they forgot one of his best i hate hoedowns ones

well he was really more saying he hates the director but it was because the brit made them do another hoedown lol :P

ryan is amazing i love him :D

[DreamcastFan94]

This is what I have to do to please the f***ing Brit =P

[MechanicalxAngel]

lol, he really struggled with the words! I'm french from Montréal and I can't understand half of what he's saying! He does says something like wanting to get chocolate chips but getting either nothing or something I can't hear.

I love Colin. Haha.

But Ryan just kills everyone that time. Slit my fucking wriiiiiiiiists!

[edr7jdgh]

no just cant think of anythin 2 say so he jibers

[minxfromlondon]

he made it up as a joke .... he only did it in french so he could talk random and no one would no for definate

[bananacake4you]

well that's because half of what he's saying aren't real words.

i mean i'm not french or anything but i was in french immersion for three years and i'm pretty sure he's speaking mostly gibberish :p

haha i love this show!

[krusader85]

hehe l like when they pretend to faint instead of continuing

[Setates]

got cashews instead

[QuadeyBohY]

Omg Drews rockstar made me laugh like mad

[Stefancupic]

omg Colin's was the best i have ever seen!

and ive seen almost all of them!

:))

[CigarateLife]

i think what some people say about ryan is true....

he hates hoedown so much yet he's so good at it.. ;x

[jasobres]

Ryan's Vending Machine verse is on the first Whose Line DVD uncensored.

[grits2hot]

i love how ryan wins the "day" and he has to do hoedown.

[MManJustin77]

he is never gonna get put behind the desk. he is too damn funny, at least they save him for last so he can try an come up with something lol

[mushroomnut1]

I liked Collin's french part.

Drew had a funny point on the rock star one

[erienspice]

I liked drew's verse in the hoedown. It is like me.

Erin

[EverlastingAngel]

What is Colin saying? I'm guessing it was half dirty by his expression. ._o