This stuffs got Oscar written all over it. If our world ,as we know it getsdestroyed and an alien civilization repopulates Earth, I hope they find oneof Arnold's DVDs. They will know in our day and age, we took no shit. And they will keep looking over their shoulder, because Arnold will be back.
"you cold blooded bastahd, I'll tell you waht I think of it. I'll live to see you eat that contract...BUT I HOPE YOU'LLHAVE ENOUGHROOMFORMAFISTBECAUSEIMGOINTORAMIT IN YOURAH STOMACH AND BREAK YAGOTDAMN SPYNE AGHHAH!"
Dear watchers, i get lot's of reactions from you with questions like, ''where is this line?'' or '' why don't you used quotes from Total Recal'' ... This is because these quotes are my favorites and i don't have all his movies on my pc..
My friend is dead tired good one. But come on " I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god damn spine" is the best qoute of all time.
Arnold: "Well I haven't been in showbusiness as long as you have Killian, but I'm a quick learner. So I'm going to give the audience what I think they want."
"Yew coolt bladded basturd, I'll tell yew whut I sink of et! I'll live to see you eat dat contract! But I hope yew leave enough room fur my first because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break yer gaddamn shpine! Yargh!"
You think these are the funniest quotes. You mother fuckers need a reality check. There are far better once which you clearly missed you people where born from the mutated shit stain from your moms panties. Fucck you
I would not want to fly with Arnold...
CaptinDickLong 7 months ago
Would be funny, if in the first scene the weight of all the gear made him fall...
MsPwain 7 months ago
There's a scene where he drops in on a bunch of guys and says, "Hi".....funny as hell!
maba7x 8 months ago
Arnie Noob Tubes at 1:53.
gearhead2k6 8 months ago
Everything around him just explodes from sheer awesome
SamwiseBurks 9 months ago
Hellow cutipay
theabyss26 9 months ago
Arnold rocks
bobbyraejohnson 9 months ago
to be or not to be?not to be
arniesly80s 11 months ago
"And do me a favor, don't disturb my friend, hes dead tired."
ChuckNorrisKratos 1 year ago
1:40-1:45
RedSkye87 1 year ago
One of is in deep trouble..
MHXDownfall 1 year ago
THERE IZ NO BATHROOM
casualtimetravel 1 year ago
Knock knock
*still taking shit*
OH MY GAWD ITS ARNIE!!
BOOM
Nachovidal3600 1 year ago
Right?
Wrong....boom!
olyolyoly777 1 year ago
ponshit olovit
MegaZelaia 1 year ago
FUCK you ASSWHORE
LOL
rafoody7 1 year ago
is punching a camel a quote lol
STABBERBALBOA 1 year ago 2
"Please don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired"
aeroripper 1 year ago
which movie is the last scene?
tiamat87 1 year ago
To be... or not to be...
not to be...
mahargraham85 1 year ago
"I'll live to see you eat that CUNTRACT!"
wildenights 1 year ago
your 1 ugly motherfucker XD XD
bigmaxcc 1 year ago
when sully fell,did he shout "rule the world"?
amazo88 1 year ago
I think this is what your looking for. YOU SET US UP! It was all bullshit, all of it!
One of the greatest quotes ever!
lonerider234 1 year ago
ZHERE IS NO BATROOM!
Jacko459 1 year ago 3
I freakin love Right, Wrong, Bam!! and Stick around. haha
riveoside 1 year ago
You left out "Hasta La Vista Baby".
godzilla964 1 year ago
HERE IS SUB_ZERO, NOW PLAIN ZERO!!!
HAHAHAA
MrBozonose 1 year ago
fuck youuuu asshoul !
smoku46 1 year ago
This stuffs got Oscar written all over it. If our world ,as we know it getsdestroyed and an alien civilization repopulates Earth, I hope they find oneof Arnold's DVDs. They will know in our day and age, we took no shit. And they will keep looking over their shoulder, because Arnold will be back.
hoturtu87 1 year ago 3
fuck you ass whore
serafcaine 1 year ago
To be or not to be; Not to be...4:05
scapegoat999 1 year ago
Lol. That sounded like "fuck you ass whore".
marodeur64 1 year ago
But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach, and break your GOD DAMN SPINE!!
ChestnutBaron 1 year ago
RONG!! boem
Gangrichie 1 year ago
KNOCK! KNOCK! BOOM! DEAD!
filoscope 1 year ago
Spit it out!!!!!
steelerfreek007 1 year ago
"If you don't stop screwing around back there, this what Im going to do with you" CRACK!!!!
MisakiLeasim 1 year ago
I LIED!!!!
The1979Warriors 1 year ago
fuck you asshole
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prestige160 1 year ago
never drink and bake haha
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Mindreaper77 1 year ago
oh man... commando is sooooo epic... best Arnie-Flick ever lol
KahlerHahn 1 year ago
Where's "Put that cookie down"
evildeaddrew 1 year ago
"Jingle all the way"
blknge 1 year ago
I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!!!
lorddavoncarter 1 year ago 3
0:39 That scream cracks me up! xD
Bernieo153 1 year ago 2
1:46 was the best XD
disapp3ar 1 year ago
my fav
1 YOURE FIRED
followed closley by
2 TO BE OR NOT TO BE. NOT TO BE
IMO
thefuckincoolone 1 year ago
What movie was that last clip from?
Best quote, "stick around"
sluggo06 1 year ago
@sluggo06 predator
mannyoc 1 year ago
Right?... "Wrong!"..
alawix 1 year ago
GET TO THA CHOPAAAAAA...u missed the best quote of all.
jadknew 1 year ago
"cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in the meat grinder!" ha ha predator best movie ever
bigfatpaulie123 1 year ago
Not to be!
There are so many quotes, too much to show all of them!
traktorensteff 1 year ago
What about "Just trying to get a closer look at Beavis and Butthead"?
theatre721 1 year ago
Wrong!..
Brullumdael 1 year ago
and thats why we love him
Lordvolipoop 1 year ago 4
THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
g8282 1 year ago 4
where was Total Recall
"See you at the party richter"
"come on cohaagen, you got wat u want, give these people air!"
sockbat25 1 year ago
what movie is at 1:16
Pyro5139 1 year ago
The Running Man. Subscribe to my channel and we are even.
DrewCameronFilms 1 year ago 2
"I LIED!"
Zachamei 1 year ago 2
Only AHHNOLD can rip a chunk cast iron pipe and use it as a spear!!!! Lol
JML6056 2 years ago 12
@JML6056 hahahaha!!
mannyoc 1 year ago
i hope left enough room for my fist because im going to RAM it into your STOMACH!
chewbaccapasto 2 years ago
and break your goddamn SPINE!!
Pyro5139 1 year ago 4
THERE IS NO BATHROOM
Crown3d 2 years ago 2
last action hero
BenMasterz23 2 years ago
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers???
BenMasterz23 2 years ago
yeah where is that from?
XmassxmassX 2 years ago
Hello cutie PAI!
Nightshade323 2 years ago
hello cutie pie^^
Lucker1992 2 years ago
"fack you ashoelh"
dimmajor 2 years ago 2
haha Arnold is the best! You forgot about "If it bleeds.... we can kill it" from predator I always liked that one
zfeezy05 2 years ago 3
What about "Asta La Vista Baby." ?
flashvideomasta 2 years ago
What about "GET TO THE CHOPPER!!"
yassin166 2 years ago 16
He punched a camel! WTF LOL!
dudewithfood12345 2 years ago
dont disturb my friend, he's Dead Tired.
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
ares12790 2 years ago 3
I'm crying from laughter after reading some of these comments.
FOXGotMeBanned 2 years ago
Love last action hero, but none of my friends heard of it o.0 they know all his other movies tho
Troyjr 2 years ago
I meant GET TO DA CHOPPA!
EnterTheMold 2 years ago
yeah not here he XD i cant put all quotes in my movie
bkaan101st 2 years ago
person just took the arnold soundboard files and found the clips for them
TCryda 2 years ago
Where's RUN TO DA CHOPPA!!
EnterTheMold 2 years ago
"you cold blooded bastahd, I'll tell you waht I think of it. I'll live to see you eat that contract...BUT I HOPE YOU'LLHAVE ENOUGHROOMFORMAFISTBECAUSEIMGOINTORAMIT IN YOURAH STOMACH AND BREAK YAGOTDAMN SPYNE AGHHAH!"
Trill104 2 years ago 22
3:08....the most craptastic scene in the history of cinema lol
Trill104 2 years ago
Not even from a Schwarzenegger movie.
TFichVe 2 years ago
It is...lol did you see him when he said "Your Fiyahed" LMAO
Trill104 2 years ago
now
Plain Zero
ar1z420 2 years ago
PUT ZAT COOKIE DAUN was another great quote missed but otherwise I loved it
guylaroche5 2 years ago
where is GIT AUUUT?^^
Lucker1992 2 years ago
Arnold has some of the best quotes in Movie history!
Kayzaks 2 years ago 7
Where's faku from The Running Man ?? l0l0l0l
mistamontiel 2 years ago
Where is "stop being such a pussy"?
bethbearmacethatguy 2 years ago
right?
wrong!
FoX102895 2 years ago 3
Ha the guy throws his arms at 2:39!
j73180 2 years ago
Idz all booshitt, all of id
MrRipster 2 years ago
Last Action Hero is awesome
willzyx23 2 years ago 2
"get to da chopper"
classic haha
AVV0L 2 years ago
and why is there no "GET TO ZE CHOPPA!!!"
MattSturg 2 years ago 3
Good job on this. You need to add "It's not a tumor".
tapupartforpres 2 years ago
THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
GashR87 2 years ago
Fük you Asshöl lol
Jensiron2 2 years ago 2
1:49 "Stiek awaund"
1:53 "NAAK NAAK"
yassin166 2 years ago 3
you also forgot "Its not a TOOMAHHH
Sp3nny02 2 years ago
"I lied."
"OO LA LAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
BlessedSpirit 2 years ago 2
RIGHT?!!!
WOOOONG!!!!
PatScully123 2 years ago 2
No list is legit without "Get to the choppa!"
Spongemonkey26 2 years ago 2
Don't forget
"Give these people air!"
quleughy 2 years ago
LMAO!!!! excellent! ... but where is, "Get to the chopper!" ??
pacificspade 2 years ago 3
WTF!
Damn you Cohagen geev deez people air!
or
Screw u Benneeee! as he kills the cab driver with what looks like a giant screw driver :)
iorawren 2 years ago
wtf happened to GET TO THE CHOPAAAAHHH or YOURE A QUAYYAH BOY!!!!!!
megaboxxx 2 years ago
Did he punch a camel?!
pigamous3 2 years ago
One of us is in deeep trouble! xD
reminds me of the prank call xD
Juanparra36 2 years ago
Where is the last quote from?
vhfan18 2 years ago
You missed the epic line from T2
"Hasta La Vista, Baby"
ben1790 2 years ago
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fuck you asshole.... no, fuck YOU asshole
g2g4m10 2 years ago
"You cold bladdered bastard" Hahahaha!
Basehad 2 years ago 3
1:48
the knife "strrrrr"
hahah like a cartoon
BugstomperGER 2 years ago
theres is no bathroom!
g2g4m10 2 years ago
Where's "See you at the party Richter!!"
Or
"HAHAHAHAHA you think this is the real Quaid? Well it is"
JDubs878 2 years ago 5
XD
Not forgetting "SCREW YOUUUUUUU" and "C'maan Cohaagen, you've got what you want. Give dis people ear!"
laurelhardymarx 2 years ago 6
GET TO THE CHOPAAA
johnmalory26 2 years ago
ofcourse your missing
"GET DAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"
from countless movies
prmtryderx3 2 years ago 4
I thought he was gonna kill Apollo Creed then.
Jusanothersomeone 2 years ago
Arnold is my idol... is best... is the one
locoporelrally 2 years ago
uhh ok deg tilhører vits, WRONG!
sodadreamer21 2 years ago
WRONG!
sodadreamer21 2 years ago
whats movie at end?
Marco007Marco007 2 years ago
Last Action Hero :)
EatBlueSausages 2 years ago
which movies is, "This is Sub Zero, now just Plain Zero"?
xXxMainoxXx 2 years ago
The Running Man
firesoul87 2 years ago
Dear watchers, i get lot's of reactions from you with questions like, ''where is this line?'' or '' why don't you used quotes from Total Recal'' ... This is because these quotes are my favorites and i don't have all his movies on my pc..
Greatings Bkaan101st
bkaan101st 2 years ago
You cant say you dont love total recalls "consider that a divorce" after shooting his wife
Jebu911 2 years ago
dammit where was " i eat green berets of breakfast"
SPUD293 2 years ago
This covers just about all of them, except "screw you benny!" or "get to the choppa!" or "stop being such a pussy" from end of days.
pallymeat 2 years ago
LMAO!!!! "To be or not to be...Not to Be!"
pacificspade 2 years ago 3
Where was TOTAL RECALL??? that film is chockablock full of great quotes.
merricko 2 years ago
My friend is dead tired good one. But come on " I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god damn spine" is the best qoute of all time.
TunaHelper64 2 years ago 2
best arnold film hands down commando
320storm 2 years ago
kill me im here!!!!
D6M6H6 2 years ago
lol 2:26 - 3:00
don't put a arnold shwarzenegger on a plane or else he'll everybody by snapping their necks
austinjd1 2 years ago
1::44 laughed my face off
MiTm4x 2 years ago
That beginning is so awsome and funny :D
ulibulibuli 2 years ago
To be or not to be...Not to be
The badassest quote in the world
Adleist 2 years ago 4
i agree.
smokintheblaze 2 years ago
Stick Around!!!!!!LOL
tuns18 2 years ago 2
right?
wrong...
tomassssa 2 years ago
awesome gearing up montage in the beginning
trivium5 2 years ago
let off some steam!
davestheman83 2 years ago
For that touch of humor and crazy ass fight scenes, Commando is my ultimate fave 80's movie from Arnie although overall Terminator wins.
FreakinSweet86 2 years ago
LOL 1:42
majerlet 2 years ago
which is that movie when arnold says "i'm a cop you idiot"
majerlet 2 years ago
kindergarten cop
damn funny movie!!
Jeremytheprophecy 2 years ago
it's kindergarden cop
670264 2 years ago
cool guy arnold don't like at explosions, he blow things and go away
diex 2 years ago
Buzzsaw: "I love this saw, this saw's part of me, yeah I'm gonna make it part of youuuu!"
Arnold: "That's all right, keep it!" *Pushes chainsaw into Buzzsaw's groin*
(After exploding Fireball) "What a hot head!"
(On Raw Deal) "This must be what they mean by 'Poetic Justice'."
"You should not drink - and bake!"
dungeonofperil 2 years ago
Arnold: "Well I haven't been in showbusiness as long as you have Killian, but I'm a quick learner. So I'm going to give the audience what I think they want."
Killian: "You bastard! Drop dead!"
Arnold: "I don't do requests."
dungeonofperil 2 years ago
You son of a bitch!! LOL
Marcloud 2 years ago
hahaha am i seein tht right, does arnie punch a camel
LLMAXG 2 years ago
LOOOOOL
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MousePadDriver 2 years ago
"Yew coolt bladded basturd, I'll tell yew whut I sink of et! I'll live to see you eat dat contract! But I hope yew leave enough room fur my first because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break yer gaddamn shpine! Yargh!"
MilesBennetDyson 2 years ago 3
what happened to "Get to the chopper!!"
H00ps 2 years ago
"But I hope you leave enough space for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE! YaaagHHH!"
hahaha
VERSA86 2 years ago
How could you forget "who is your daddy, and what does he do?"?
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You think these are the funniest quotes. You mother fuckers need a reality check. There are far better once which you clearly missed you people where born from the mutated shit stain from your moms panties. Fucck you
kundio6661 2 years ago
fuck off ugly asshole
bkaan101st 2 years ago
i suspected "GET TO CHOPPAAA"
yassin166 2 years ago
Fack Juu Ash Hall
legendapoju22 2 years ago 3
wow i just cant take anything he says seriously. im sorry, lmao.
chocobosROK 2 years ago
the first 20 secs of this vid is by far one of the coolest things ive ever seen
BulliedbyFather 2 years ago
One Ugly MOTHAKUCKER!!!!
ph34yo 2 years ago
I'll be back.
megadeath45 2 years ago
asshule xD
TetrisFighter 2 years ago
Man Commando is the shit! :D
AKhellbindeR 2 years ago 2
Oh and of course "Run! Get to da choppah!" from Predator.
allezbordel 2 years ago
Hahaha, excellent collection. You forgot "try to fly undah da radah" and "What happened to Sully? -I let eem go" from Commando though.
allezbordel 2 years ago
Right? Wrong!
KonohaRamenNoodles 2 years ago
rofl "stick around" xD
i gotta know what movie that was in the very end, anyone know?
Broockle 2 years ago
Predator.
sattfield 2 years ago