Nickelback-Figured you out (with lyrics)

[brute101100]

my niece and younger sister are now proud converts thanks to this song FUCK YOU BIEBER lol

[jdmeaux]

At 58 I decided to do this song for Karaoke night. I ended up with about 20 women in the bar having me do that same song for about 15 weeks (until the hard drive died on the karaoke machine). At least I picked a song women love.

[GuyWithoutACamera]

my friend loves nickelback and he downloaded a ton of songs on his mp3 player, and he hadn't heard this one, and we both listened to it, and the first time, we were like WTF! and he deleted it the next day, the funny thing is the song loops for the first 1/4 of a second if you change the song right after it ends, and you hear a burp

[zonez5426]

wow, this is shit! like all music

[bludluva]

the only reason i wont complain about this ad is because i saw chuck norris cracking his knuckles

[MyObsessionsAndYours]

nickelback is my favorite damn dirty disease...i love this song sooo much....

[moshort19]

Your like my favorite damn disease!!!!!!!!!!!

[iDR1NKM0UNT41ND3W]

i remember when i said the first line of a song some hot chick in a mall once... she slapped me... then other things happened if you catch my drift...

[bruce0767]

Thanks Youtube for making me listen to a commercial with shitty rap music before i can listen to a rock song !

[streetracer13440]

Hah look at the likes, Now look at the dis-like bar, Glance at ur DICK. Hey look their the same size, Hah.

[MH5tube]

Lol @ the petition by 20,000 to boot Nickelback from the thanksgiving Lions game.

‎"Does anyone even like Nickelback? Is this some sort of ploy to get people to leave their seats during half-time to spend money on alcoholic beverages and concessions?"

heehee agree 100%

[crazyperson151]

this is soooooo amazing it really turns me on... i love you guys sooo damn much !!!!

[MaximusTDM]

Funny, I found this song in the porn video.

[lunaangel56]

Love this song!

[namade1975]

I love Nickelback!!!

[mahersft]

At 1:22 .. it is " I like the wine stains on your dress" not white ... Thank you :)

[LiLDarkAngelGirl]

@mahersft REALLY!!! cuz me cuzin made me have perverted thoughts on this... She is such a perv

[mahersft]

@LiLDarkAngelGirl haha, i guess i got a notion of what the thought is all about.... btw, i listened again to it, and it sounds like white not wine..... I guess I was a lil drunk when i wrote this comment hahah i get so polite when I', drunk lol

[LiLDarkAngelGirl]

@mahersft lol! 

[LiLDarkAngelGirl]

mahersft THANKZ by the way

[monkeychunkyboy]

@mahersft No dude its definitely white stains.

[makeupdog]

@mahersft noo .. it's definitely white stains .. it cant be wine stains, if this was a classy song it would be wine stains :P

[lanab06]

@mahersft no white stains dude. cum stains, not wine stains lmao

[GamingD20]

@mahersft its white stains .... dumbass

[mahersft]

@GamingD20 seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking cum dumpster? you need to shut your ass hole up.... and you should lick your fucking dingleberries ..... gosh, fucking canadians AAAAAAA

[GamingD20]

@mahersft Hooooly buddy. Re-lax.

[irishceaser]

@mahersft Lawl...its white stains bro.

[Lilrayray1243]

And my stepmom, and dad love it too



[Lilrayray1243]

Me and my sister <3 this so song much :)

[lexilouann]

i love this song

[MissFreakFace]

this song makes me giggle XD

[7466309change]

Think wish mine liked my friends.I liked theire friends hard to understand why they not liked mine.

[zashleylover2009]

he's talking about a hooker lol

[vollyabll51]

I love this song.... so me..



[whenrussiansattack]

7 ppl are still clueless

[Livsen18]

I really love this song! :D

Thanks for the lyrics :b

[MegaSkillet101]

my bf sings this 2 me all the time and so then i dont say please ; )

[sallysilly2221]

me and my bf's song and we in 8th grade xD :DDDDD

[97Billbill]

@sallysilly2221 Hah, fucking brilliant! sluts are getting younger and younger..

[sallysilly2221]

@97Billbill hey im no slut!!! i just like this song :DDDDDD xDDD

[dgdenise860]

LOL

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[bklnLOD]

chick , and this is perfect for my girlfriend, and ex girlfriends !

[MrStevesmusic]

Best Nickelback song by far .............saw them live at the Juno's doing this tune .

[desorate]

I Love the powder on your nose? xD,, better I Love the Powder To Yuor nose xD

[AnnaAngel2468]

i like your pants around your feet love that part

[whenrussiansattack]

wonder what this is :):):):):) 1:21

[missTOYOTABABY]

love love love this songggg

[Lmeansdie]

i was only 7 when i first herd this and I A SEVEN YEAR OLD BOY KNEW WHAT IT WAS ABOUT

[mrjk9416]

@Lmeansdie Really? Then you know it's about fairies and unicorns. :)

[SaraCaxton]

daaamn. <3

from what album is this? :)

[whenrussiansattack]

@SaraCaxton i think it is back in black but i forgot haven't listened to back in black in a while

[SaraCaxton]

@whenrussiansattack thanks! ..i gotta get that album! haha :D

[whenrussiansattack]

@SaraCaxton i am not 4 sure

[SaraCaxton]

@whenrussiansattack I'm soo gonna check that! :)

[kenconful]

dude its whine stains on your dress

[canonLs8]

3 Guys are in a bar.

One of them says: I have the longest arms in the world.

The other one says: I have the longest legs in the world.

The third guy says: I have the greatest musical talent.

so they decide to go to the office of the guinness book of records.

The first guy comes out and says: Yes! I do have the longest arms.

The second guy comes out and says: Great! I do have the longest legs.

The third guy comes out pretty angry and says:

WHO THE FUCK IS NICKLEBACK?

[LiLDarkAngelGirl]

@canonLs8 Lol!!! this made my day!

[emcitement]

@canonLs8 creative comment, but funny because it's so far from accurate. Save that kind of comment for someone else :b

[lovelylilyy100]

@emcitement BOO YOU BITCH

[mmajunkie59]

@canonLs8 nice spin on a old joke

[nrmbabygurl]

@canonLs8

FUNNY!!!!!!!! :)

[x9211997x]

 So I heard this on the radio last night, and I was like I've never heard this but I know it's nickel back....;0 yay me I was soooooo right!!!

[SuperViperkiller]

dammit....naughty thought....5 mins later. ..... bj time

[williegonnawonkya]

god this song make me fill naughty

[mrbrue101]

i lost my virginity to this song



[blackcat692021]

DIRTY THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!! xD

[shironeko19]

I like the way that replay button says "please"...and the way I can't say "no" to it

[mindymarie702]

this songs pretty amazing. DIRTY THOUGHTS!!! xD

[lilredaveo]

turns me on just as much today as that night at The Hideaway in Clementon, NJ about 7yrs ago!

[browneyedangel100]

He needs to make up his mind. Kick ass song though xD

[billsblue89]

Reminds me of something The Knack would sing...with a BIT more bass.

[TacoGhost123]

My dad listened to this song all the time and wondered why I grew up tp be perverted.

[ranelproductions]

3 people didn't figured her out 

[andthemushrooms123]

He figured out she's a coke whore?!

[kas1236]

i loved this song so much before. now i started speaking english and understanding english. and now i know what is that song means. and i dont like it that much, but i still listening to this. because the beat is good

[Muskmelon44]

nice background

[Ilyena18]

My bf would totally relate to this song >,.,<

[WAHHHHHH666]

LOOKS LIKE SOME 3 ASS HOLES GOT FIGURED OUT!!!

[eddw123]

HELL YEAAHH...

[babyXswexy]

love this...reminds me of my bf....he hasn't figured me out completely yet ;)

[andreeamars]

this songs so HOT

[tam4385]

Amazing song, so simple but, so vivid!

[Kathi4224]

i love this son ....love Nickelback

chad´s voice is awesome!!!



[david101767]

it reminds me of a woman i use to know,

[jpavia11]

2 crazy ppl in the world...

[BariumXe]

you guys inspire me with this song more than you can imagine....keep up the great work. Barium stands for hard metal in the periodic table..look for the name for rock music...THanx

[Sweetlilhot]

I love this song but it reminds me of my ex Alec.... Man I loved him but I guess he'd say he figures me out!!!!

[sammydog54]

this songs makes this girl i love want to fuck so i like it

[jennigirl1497]

i remeber when i was litte my aunt told me this song was disrespectful to women?...not sure if she misinturpreted or it really is haha. i love the song though and i would totally grind to this song(;

[SatansBestie]

@Loyce1995 I'm proud that he was so well loved at meeting the people first. We love his voice, not necessarily the lyrics. I'm not stupid :) I know exactly what the song is about.

[MsAliJade1]

Ha Naughty Thoughts Naughty Thoughts ;))

[stephaniemarie3]

You're like my f a v o r i t e damn. disease.

[TantricManiac]

I LIKE YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR KNEES, I LIKE THE WHITE STAINS OR YOUR DRESS. CLASSIC!

[darkangeljuju1928]

EPIC SONG!!!

[ilovefreckles96]

the one has blurred vision && thought he/she was pressing like.

[caseybug18]

that 1 person missed the like button hahaha

[royBcool]

anybody know what cd this is on??

[caseybug18]

@royBcool . . . this song is on "The Long road" Album

[royBcool]

@caseybug18 hey thanks for the info ive wanted the song for a while and i dont like napster so i stick to the cds whenever possible

[twistedrockandroll]

@royBcool napster is still kicking? fuck i havent heard that name in a long ass time

[royBcool]

@twistedrockandroll yeah un fortunetly i think there just a teitch here and there though so i dont really care they fucked me over so they can rot in hell for all i care

[caseybug18]

@royBcool you're welcome

[9907kayla]

i loveee this song

[96valda]

too good song,and the lyrics are great too....nice work :D :D ;D

[javoneybaby]

the same things he loves about her he hates...and that always ends up being the case...

[javoneybaby]

rite on!!

[Gytisz17]

pfff.. 1 dislike..oww..i guess you're on your own there buddy.. ;DDDD

[kayla947]

Thanks for all the views everyone! <3

[starfire5716]

@kayla947 love tha freakin background

[an15na1]

I LOVE THIS SONG!

makes me think naughty thoughts though LOL

[Hostcu666]

@kayla947 our pleasure=)

[Shadowfireaqw]

my friend says he got a hard on the first time he heard this song

[Magix1reaper]

I made up lyrics to this song; "I like your pants around your feet.

And I like you lying next to me.

I like the way you still say please

while your lying next to me

Your like my favorite damn disease."

Not all that different but eh :)

[steeleydan65]

I love the white stains on your dress.& I did not have sex with that women

[TheFoxy7654]

Took my bf a long time to figure me out lol

[TheFoxy7654]

Love this song.....makes me have naughty thoughts lol

[an15na1]

@TheFoxy7654 lol same here.

[Crazyhorselover001]

@TheFoxy7654 Agreed cuz the "i like the way u still say please wile your lookin up at me" gives it away

[miburmom]

@TheFoxy7654 hehehehe.......me too

[PrettyPrincess8552]

@TheFoxy7654 iknow, right it makes me think of my boyfriend

[PrettyPrincess8552]

@TheFoxy7654 

[jenna980]

This is my boyfriends song for me.

[SatansBestie]

@jenna980 My bf sung this at a wedding xD full of people he JUST met, and he got up and sung this for me. Best karaoke ever, they loved him <3 My mum almost hit him though hahhah its awesome hey

[AshleySmith1516]

@SatansBestie XD I woulda given anythin to see that!

[ChocolateFace07]

@SatansBestie now, theres an idea haha ;) !! love to have since that.

[deanlover1919]

i am 13 and i love this song and i figured what the song was about

[miburmom]

@deanlover1919 same here

[bballing58]

Memories (;

[lovevampire11]

This reminds me of my parties

[miburmom]

@lovevampire11 nice.....(lucky)

[dragonslayerex756]

this reminds me of me & my gf xD

[MyPinkNBlack]

OMG this song reminds me of my guyfriend figering me out xD

[TrckChick]

ewwwwww toooo much info

[an15na1]

@TrckChick lol.

[an15na1]

@MyPinkNBlack haha

[peacetweety1]

i love this song