Real EVP in my apartment part 1

[ppejoares]

Place this message in Google Translator Portuguese to English and see a real EVP in the following sentence:

..."muito bom no video game, mas se continuar assim, não vai conseguir perder a virgindade nunca, seu punheteiro!!!"...

[Anight7mareX]

@ppejoares

Son, I told you no internet past 9 pm. Go to bed. Your mother and I are quite upset.

[ppejoares]

@Anight7mareX PUNHETEIRO E CORNO!!!JRK OFF!!!!!!!

[Anight7mareX]

@ppejoares

lol You HAVE to be inbred.

[djskillmaster]

you think thats scary, check out dj poverello poltergeist, not for the faint hearted, i warned you, dj skillmaster

[iamexentrik]

you would be playing guitar hero.