Dane Cook-"My Son Optimus Prime" Retaliation

[phatmantube]

I don't blame Dane Cook for his success, just the stupid people who like this and think it's funny

[TheXXkillerXx147]

Is anyone else getting the sudden urge to name their children llrrgghh or Optimus Prime??

[oneperson2person]

I can't watch this one without laughing SO MUCH! one of the best clips.

[StormOfTheCentury100]

THIS FUCKING HRRR IS DRIVING ME UP A FUCKING WALL! HRRRRR!!!!

[TheXXkillerXx147]

LMBO!!!!!!!

[MrCrayfish17]

Optimus Prime come sit next to megatron

lol

[toshbroshow]

This I s so funny!

[capostatus937]

I hate when someone tells a semi funny joke and then they overkill it

[GuitarManiacExtreme]

@capostatus937 That's your problem.

[sharkgirl921]

Lolololololololol XD I can't breathe!

[kittykatgirly1]

LURRR!!!! I SAID NO COOKIES! THIS FUCKING LURRRR! DRIVING ME UP THE FUCKING WALL!!

[mcintyre411]

Yeah, Louie CK is funny!

[parsonman05]

and this why he should not have kids

[lilbromarky1]

@parsonman05 I'm convinced that his sole purpose is to provide comedy for idiots

[sawwheeler]

OMG I SHOULD SO NAME MY KIDS AFTER TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS...yeah

[Kaname1Fan]

Ok Optimus, you sit next to Megatron,lets have a little chit chat here-- ok I AM THE COBRA COMMANDER HERE IN THIS---LLLLRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!! I SAID NO COOKIES!!! LLLLLLRRRRGGGHHHHHLLRRRGGGHHHL­LLLRRRRGGGHHHHH THIS FUCKING LLLRRRGGGHHHH IS DRIVING ME UP A FUCKIN WALL!!!

I FUCKIN LUV THT PART!

[Thegoodthefunnyandme]

@Kaname1Fan The kids name is rrrrrrr...

[gusphraba]

the clip i saw right before this one had louis do the same joke, calling his son mffffffffffff.

[Flash13Magic]

wow this constitutes comedy?this guy is a fucking retard for retarded morons.

[MinecraftDerps]

@Flash13Magic

If you don't like his jokes, you don't like his jokes. Doesn't mean you have to insult the people that do like it. Some people like it, some people don't. The only moron is you.

[Flash13Magic]

@MinecraftDerps i apologize if i insulted you,if you are not a retarded moron there is no need for you to be offended.i just don't like his childish comedy style,he doesn't offer a satirical insight into a situation or a clever well thought out joke,he just shouts and makes ''funny'' sounds.

[soundnfury]

@Flash13Magic Well...I mean it was on a comedy special....in between the comedy movies he is in...and gets paid for....paid more than any of us. So yeah....it's comedy.

[Flash13Magic]

@soundnfury George Carlin is comedy,this guy is like a primary school child getting laughs for being the class clown.

[soundnfury]

@Flash13Magic Because there is only one type of sense of humor right? I happen to like both...both are successful regardless if you like one or the other. People not liking his comedy had no influence that he has sold out shows....he is making money and doesn't care what you think.

[Flash13Magic]

@soundnfury no not only one type of comedy,but by definition it has to be funny and this guy just acts like a child,appealing to the masses or capitalizing on the drones in society is not an accomplishment as a comedian.i wouldn't begrudge him selling out shows if people want to waste their money and watch that be my guest but they could get the same standard of comedy in a primary school classroom.you can be sure that when he's finished he won't be remembered like the true comedy legends

[shadowuser74]

@Flash13Magic dont watch it if your going to troll honestly its just here for entertainment. enjoy it or GTFO. end story.

[BetsyJean49925]

If he's so horrible, then why did you bother to comment on his video?

[KillerDarkclaw4]

NO COOKIES LRRRRRRHHHH

[JBML007]

this is fucking horrible.......hes not funny AT ALL

[hjenkinz]

i tried, but this is comedy for morons.

[slmd101]

81 people are lrrrrhh

[DrZiggyzoo1]

Where is a place where I can download/buy this whole stand up as a DVD? Everything I see is CD/Audio.

[cutie09sofine1]

I SAID TIME FOR BED lrgggggggggg

[BlackHero22]

Now I wanna name my kid LRRRRHHH.

[789pup]

@BlackHero22 Me too xD

[Johnf85]

hes...not funny.. and I like stupid comedy... he just sucks

[Furnicelover511]

@Johnf85 thanks for stating your opinion, but nobody cares bro. we dont care if you do or dont like him, its your opinion that nobody wants to hear. :)

[UnboxingFaQs]

@Johnf85 watc bill hicks

[bigmeathd]

This sounds oddly familiar.......

(Check Louis C.K. "Why?" video)

[luluMusicGamesMovies]

I think it would be funnyer if megatron and optimus became inseprable friends.

[treybuff11]

this isnt even funny.. what a waste of time

[michael5602]

@treybuff11 THEN Y DID U WATCH IT

[treybuff11]

@michael5602 I Have to watch it to find out dont i? Moron!

[GarretsShadow]

@michael5602 Are you retarded? How else would they be able to know if it was good or bad?

[ulikepiencrap]

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! HRRRRRRRRRRR

[shokazoey]

HRRRRRRRRRR!!! I SAID NO COOKIES!! HRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrRRrrrRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!HRRRRRRRR!!! THIS F*CKING HRRRR IS DRIVING ME UP A F*CKING WALL!!!

[dannys1andonlyfan]

I wish i could find the actual vid for this!:D

[Krisbcream1]

To bad he sold out.

[xXKuromimiChanxX]

I just saw Transformers 3.... XD

[29erUSA128team]

No COOKIES HRRRRR!!!!!!TYPICAL HRRRRR!!!!!!

[CloverCATOREE]

ahhhh! :D so fucking funny

[ceazuh]

im starting to think a lot of you look up dane cook to hate on him :\

[Torkulguy]

Hey I remember when Louis CK told this joke. It was better.

[ceazuh]

@Torkulguy my opinion differs i prefer his telling. Oh well :)

[reddragon22344]

@Torkulguy Yeah, Louis CK also had the when the guy gets hit, and another comedian chris finnigan said the monopoly joke...this was in the related videos for louis ck's joke

[gothicgirl248]

he is the funniest man ever

[494ta]

there is a reason dane cook doesnt have a tv show. he isnt funny.

[angiestarrk123]

@494ta your opinion. almost everyone loves him. notice he has millions of fans? yeah, this is a place for peoplle to write what they like about him. so shut up.

[494ta]

@angiestarrk123 if almost everyone loved him, he would have a tv show like most popular comedians. daniel tosh > dane cook

[angiestarrk123]

@494ta all i'm saying is that a lot of people like him. i don't like how people go and bag on people when they're just doing what they like...

[ww2freak99]

daddys on the phone hrrrrrrrrr ,daddys on the phone

[DieFatorLiveThin]

Louis CK did this bit better. What a talentless douch Cook is.

[angiestarrk123]

@DieFatorLiveThin fuck you

[MoRgUe27]

dane cook is such a talentless douchebag...this shit was stolen from louis ck

louis ck is a million times the comic that this sell out bitch is

[melymisa13]

its a kid from chuback!!!!!

[fredloverr1]

i would have kids with you and name him HRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ((: <33

[RikUSlaVeY]

@FTGAITSBTD If you've watched every artist, comedian, singer, movie, EVERYONE rips off everyone else. It's just whoever makes it funnier. If you don't like the fact that he's taken jokes from other people and made them their own, then you might as well throw everything you own in the garbage because all of that was remade.

[DrinkSkateSleep]

Stolen from Louis.

[FTGAITSBTD]

@DrinkSkateSleep ya... fuck dane cook fucking rip off artist....

[FTGAITSBTD]

@DrinkSkateSleep ya... fuck dane cook fucking rip off artist.... but bk lounge is pretty funny...

[xXCycLoNzXx]

@FTGAITSBTD lmao kid go troll someone else if you dont like dane cook why are watching his comedy ....faggot 0_o

[brookini54]

I wish my parentswould yell at me like this OMFG. I would piss my pants XD! lmaooo.. HRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!@!@!@!@!@

[GreenDaynumber1fan1]

BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRGH!!!!!!! I SAID NO COOKIES!!!!!!! lmao

[wownov83]

Such a shameless rip-off of Louis CK...

[umbreon242]

Dude+Crack=Dane Cook

I AM THE COBRA COMANDER OF HERE!!

[AlainHotCoco]

Typical Hdrrr!

[Zelch501]

a hack, stole this material

[justinkatz441]

DANE COOK IS COMEDY FOR RETARDS

[batmanpronz]

@justinkatz441 Who do you think entertains people who don't "get" Carlin's humor?

[TheBobbybbb111]

@justinkatz441 what does that make you if you watch them?

[9009roksatar9009]

@justinkatz441 trolololololololol why did you look up dane cook if you think he's so retarded? Seriously its pieces of shit like you that screw up youtube.

[AvengedSevenfold9000]

I SAID NO COOKIES HHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRR lmfao

[Kmaxx69]

I don't like these videos with just a picture. His posture is what makes it funny.

[Frshboi32]

I just love the video quality. *sarcasm*

[BlindJacka]

@Frshboi32

suck a dick

[Frshboi32]

@BlindJacka Ummm, i'm not gay, but thanks for the offer.

[pinksapphireTalia]

it sounds like he's having sex

[SpottedRain1398]

lol that one part sounds like he's having spaz attack

XD

[21526001270528]

i dont mind that its a pic, but why the same one?

[F2125524]

The description is wrong its not Dane Cooks comedy, its Louis CK's.

[PeaceLoveTwilight93]

Daddy's little phone :)

[princessofjedi]

@PeaceLoveTwilight93 it's daddy's on the phone

[gretness]

@PeaceLoveTwilight93 twilight is gay thus u should go change ur name to "ima gayfag" or just change ur user name and burn all ur twilight books

[PeaceLoveTwilight93]

@gretness wow, someone needs to lay of the Haterade. FYI I'm a normal female, not a tranny, NOT a hermaphradite, and not a GAY FAG, you sick freak.

[thedarkbird3434]

@gretness maybe you shouldn't be a hypocrite you gay faggot just bcuz someone like something u don't dosen't give u the right to make fun of them oh and YOUR name is gay i don't like twilight but sheesh can you be more judgemental on something as stupid as that well now my littel b!tch rant is over STOP BEING A HYPOCRITE

[slopain24]

ahahahhahaha no coookies

[MetallicGryffon]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[JeyOmatix]

1:20 instant RAAAWLHRARARARLALAAARRRRAAAAAK­LLLRAAAA

[MSG685]

thief

[TheCandyGirl58]

NO COOKIES RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[acdc601234]

dislike means dis i like

[Soccerstar467]

I loved to be like you trollers fucking nerds who think their hot shit go fuck yourselfs this guy is loaded and not like you fat ass K-mart workers

[xXGunnermanXx]

Guys if you dont like his stand up then dont fucking watch it god damn. I mean every one has different taste some people like him some dont he must be a good comedian to have millions of dollars right so all you arguing just stfu

[shlank12689]

0 to 2% of Dane's material is funny, the rest is verbal diarrhea spewing from his stupid fucking head.

[Brolytheultimate8]

This is.... funny?

[Nari0able]

@BrolytheulAre you... deaf? how is this not funny?

[thomasthepom2]

wow he would die on his feet if he came to Britain!

[thisislyss0505]

I SAID NO COOKIES HRRRRRRRR!!! I SAID NO COOKIES!!! XD

[treehuggersrule1234]

time for bed hrrrr! I SAID TIME FOR BED HRRRRRRR!!! haha

[NigerianRocker]

Simply senseless and obviously overrated.....wtf???

Why is this guy so succesful he sounds like an amateur doing comedy, but yet he is so succesful...

One thing i can't understand up till today..This guy SUCKS

[bjonguyener]

@NigerianRocker hey Guess what? SHUT THE FUCK UP

[cbarkve44]

@bjonguyener hey man can't the guy have an opinion

[bjonguyener]

@cbarkve44 yea but thats just plain rude to someone that is working hard in a career

[Nari0able]

@NigerianRocker yup because mature comedy about hookers and your cheating wife is sooooooooooo much more funny? Right?

[NigerianRocker]

@Nari0able Not exactly, my point is where is the wit and creativity in dane cooks jokes..???

i think he somehow brainwashed his followings. But honestly dane cook is less amusing to watch

but he is definetly more of an irritant...

[TheShoeOfMattie]

It was funny when Louis CK did it.

[equestriansheridan]

typical hrrrr. LOL

[davgabe]

get lost Cook you douche bag

[AirsoftAction1]

45 kids named hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr watched this video and disliked it!! :)

[steelJ4RV1S]

is he saying something funny?

idk but hes moving around and waving his arms alot so i think so

[adamborg1]

@steelJ4RV1S

If you are not retarded it's just a picture of him...

[steelJ4RV1S]

@adamborg1 family guy refernce -_- go watch i dream of jesus

[krips35]

no joke, my friends just named their first born son, Optimus prime!!!

[Didrika27]

@krips35

OMG really?! 

[hockeyrules6]

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I said no cookies.....funkin HHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRR is drivin me up the fuckin wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doomfullord]

19's a lot.

[LarryB1984]

If he names his first child that, it'll sound like Chewbacca named it!!

[bensimpson93]

@LarryB1984

Captain Obvious strikes again

[manpower386]

lol what did ergye say? his comment is marked as spam and I cant see it

[Loverboy4102]

@manpower386 He says you suck

[fuferito]

Louis CK did it better.

[CarlOreally]

dick go to to sleep stop humping on vagina butt!!!!

[MegaPo1ng]

hrrrrrrrrrrrr its femenine and strong XD

[firedrakeer]

I am the cobra commander here, HRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I SAID NO COOKIES HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! THIS ******* HRRRRRRRRRRRRR IS DRIVING ME OFF THE WALLS! HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!­!!!!!!! HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

[NutCake96]

@firedrakeer <3

[xxJacob100xx]

It would be cool if I met someone actually named Optimus Prime. lol

[SockMyDink]

I liked this act better when Louis CK did it.

[Vinny0151]

if you really like this, then you should watch Kids Names by Louis CK, since Dane ripped it off to make this joke

[davgabe]

The worst comic EVER is Dana girl

[Hhannarr]

Hilarious..

[DBeckham512]

This sounds familiar...

[Vinny0151]

@DBeckham512 I believe it's Kids Names by Louis CK

[CritchX2]

I LOVE THIS GUY(:

[StrikerColors]

optimus prime sit down next to megatron were gonna have a little talk. HOTSHOT YOU PUT THE GUN DOWN NOW

[StrikerColors]

SHUT UP LDKBBAB

[LDKBBAB]

Dane Jack ass is so UNFUNNY!

[saintnickZ]

name 1 reminds of a wookie lmao

[Rynorak46]

I SAID TIME FOR BED, HRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

[RidgeofEternity]

This made me cry in laughter

[kelian69]

i'm watching this cause a bunch of friends told me to. This is the second video i've watched/listened to so far, and no, shit ain't funny.

[bloodroses90]

that made my day XD!!!!111

[AmazingCharles]

This is exactly like Louis Ck's standup!

Except this isn't funny.

[GarshardJeVard]

@AmazingCharles you are a retard.

[robbybest1]

I SAID NO COOKIES HRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRRRRRRRHHHHAAA THIS FU@#ing HRRRR IS DRIVEING ME ON THE FU@#ING WALLS HRRRRRAAAAHHHRRRARRAHHH

[violetfoxlover]

LMFAO dane cook is the shit :D hes fucking funny!!!

[PurpleHazeHippie]

lmfao!

[skateriheartboobies]

come here optimis prime i want to talk to u and your bro megatron no ccokies llll

[TheGnight]

did he say lil game??? because if he did thats my user name and nick name on the ps3 0:12

[dgpoison]

i said no cookies hrrrr!!!!!! hahaha i love that

[nancyjean08]

i love that its soo funny

[sk8bubble]

haha its funny cos he sucks. he is such a terrible comedian

[cardinalsfan12002]

bumble bee is better its stuped

[peter7550444]

@ergye i think you mean not funny retard

[Tsurakai]

@peter7550444 What...? Unfunny is a word. I didn't want to butt in but your response just bothered me.

[serasviktoria]

@peter7550444

unfunny is a legitimate english word

look it up

RETARD

unfunny (ʌnˈfʌnɪ) [Click for IPA pronunciation guide]

— adj , -nier , -niest not funny: obscene and unfunny jokes

[Vinny0151]

@peter7550444 actually he means ripped off

[profetgraff]

@peter7550444  suck it

[peter7550444]

@profetgraff wtf?

[youpooper1234567890]

@ergye than whyd u watch?

[Tsurakai]

@youpooper1234567890 Perhaps because you have to watch the video before you can voice your opinion about it? He/She watched the video, didn't find it funny, and commented. Seems like the normal thing to do.

I got a small laugh out of this skit, but it's not that funny to be honest.

[OMGCREATE]

@ergye It is funny, get some fucking humour you depressed virgin, ENJOY LIFE OR I END IT

[babaganuche7]

here optimus prime come have a seat next to megatron HRRRRRRRRRRRR i said no cookies!

[buttayhahahaahahah]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrr

[MrTenshihanQuinn]

Sounds like a CokeHead.

[MrPoop32]

every time i thought it was safe to laugh i would take a sip of water and then i was spyraying water all over IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

[kittengurl220]

DANE COOK IS AWESOME.

I don't care what any of you say, have your own opinions. I'll have mine.

But he doesn't steal from other comedians, and even if he DID, he's still a billion times funnier!!!!! Dane Cook, FTW!!! XD

[LoVeLiKeWoE92]

@kittengurl220 i agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3